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The Man Responsible For Pop-Up Ads On Building a Better Web

An anonymous reader writes Above all, Ethan Zuckerman wants you to know that he is sorry. In the mid-1990s, Zuckerman was working as a designer and programmer for Tripod.com when he wrote the code for the first pop-up ad. He says: "At the end of the day, the business model that got us funded was advertising. The model that got us acquired was analyzing users’ personal homepages so we could better target ads to them. Along the way, we ended up creating one of the most hated tools in the advertiser’s toolkit: the pop-up ad. It was a way to associate an ad with a user’s page without putting it directly on the page, which advertisers worried would imply an association between their brand and the page’s content. Specifically, we came up with it when a major car company freaked out that they’d bought a banner ad on a page that celebrated anal sex. I wrote the code to launch the window and run an ad in it. I’m sorry. Our intentions were good."

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  1. Not sure I believe him... by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As soon as the tools were added for a web page to open a new web-page, I'm sure pop-ups were "invented" simultaneously across numerous ad agencies.

    1. Re:Not sure I believe him... by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Why is an intent to get funded not "good" ?

    2. Re:Not sure I believe him... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      As soon as the tools were added for a web page to open a new web-page, I'm sure pop-ups were "invented" simultaneously across numerous ad agencies.

      On the other hand, if somebody confesses to such a heinous crime it's probably worth at least giving their sincerity the benefit of the doubt...

      This isn't like people fighting over a patent or the glory associated with some scientific discovery. This is a guy voluntarily admitting that he's guilty of a sin for which there will not, must not, and can not, be any forgiveness.

    3. Re:Not sure I believe him... by Immerman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I can confess to the holocaust, that doesn't mean the crime actually rests on my shoulders. Hell, I wasn't even born at the time.

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    4. Re:Not sure I believe him... by TWX · · Score: 2

      Heh. The screenwriter that took L. Ron Hubbard's Battlefield Earth and turned it into a movie later apologized too; apparently he met a hot girl that turned out to be a scientologist and she convinced him to do the screenplay, and his libido obliged.

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    5. Re:Not sure I believe him... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Not all confessions are true; but the incentive to lie about having done good is obvious, while the incentive to lie about having done bad is less clear.

    6. Re:Not sure I believe him... by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      So do the Red Cross, NASA and cancer research centres.

    7. Re:Not sure I believe him... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      He made great improvements on the book.

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    8. Re:Not sure I believe him... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Because money is not, in and of itself, good? Their intentions may not have been evil - turns out it's not a dichotomy after all - but for their intentions to be *good* they would need to have intended greater benefit than harm. It's possible they did, in fact, intend that - and were just really, stupidly naïve (does Slashcode present that correctly?) - but I am having a hard time seeing it. Getting other people to give you money is not an inherently good thing. Producing something of greater value than the cost to produce it and thus enriching society is good, I would argue, but I'm not sure that's what they did here and I'm not even sure that's what they intended. The pursuit of wealth does not inherently produce a net positive value to the world.

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    9. Re:Not sure I believe him... by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      Are you saying Hitler used pop-up ads then?

    10. Re:Not sure I believe him... by Cito · · Score: 1

      Definitely used ads... Dachau, Auschwitz had signs marketing the spa resort.
      "Come for the jobs, food, and free lodging, but stay for the free gas!"

    11. Re:Not sure I believe him... by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      LOL!

    12. Re:Not sure I believe him... by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

      He made great improvements on the book.

      Improvements along the same way we see many improvements in software. Things are certainly different and a few changes are enjoyable, but some changes leave me longing for the original.

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    13. Re: Not sure I believe him... by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      In other words, this was a giant leap in the direction of those who would previously have been considered as their customers (those publishing sites via the "free" hosting) essentially being transformed even further into the product to be sold to their real customers (the advertisers). Sure, banner ads meant that this was already the case, but it's hard to argue that this didn't make matters worse.

      It can be argued that they did this as the only way to keep their service "free", but it could equally be argued that making funding through advertising so much easier has eliminated the incentive for the industry to think outside the box to find a better way. Are we really expected to believe that, without pop-up advertising to promote psychological separation between the advert and the page, all the advertisers would have fled the industry and free hosting would have simply ceased? I may be overly idealistic, but I prefer to believe that, if advertising revenue had dropped to near zero, the industry would have found another way to achieve it.

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    14. Re: Not sure I believe him... by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      I would think that the server-side perl bit was probably to detect/analyse the content of the referring page so that the ad presented was, at least tangentially, related to the page that "launched" it. Otherwise, the ad would have had to be specifically selected by the code inserted into each launching page (a heck of a lot of work). Other alternatives would have been to either use the same, static page for all, or randomly select the target ad, both of which are likely to eliminate any chance of the ad being even remotely related to the content of the launching page.

      That all being said, although I work with some very smart coders, I am not well versed in programming. As such, the assumptions on which the above is based could well be far off the mark!

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  2. If only he'd taken out a patent... by ConfusedVorlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A very expensive patent that was litigated aggressively...

  3. Paving to the road to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    [quote] Our intentions were good. [/quote]
    FVO "good" meaning "to make money". Not unsurprising in the Capitalist America, but still a bit too easy.

    Not that I care much, if not him someone else would've thought this one up. Pop-overs, pop-unders, pop-ins, insertions, insertions by your own ISP, unbidden playing of something VERY LOUD, possibly with video attached, what-have-you. There's something about advertising that invariably brings out the most obnoxious in the advertiser. Or even outright evil, like advertising toolbars and other malware.

    It's what commerce does, it what it must do if it's effectively a religion to you.

    1. Re:Paving to the road to hell by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 1

      I disagree, though only to a limited extent. There is a legitimate net good that can be accomplished by connecting people who need goods and people who make goods. What form this takes has changed dramatically over the years, but it's important that people ultimately know where they can go to get something they want/need to improve their lives (be that medicine, food, entertainment, etc).

      Having said this, I generally agree with you that advertising has numerous dark sides and often manipulation is involved. There is some spectrum where providing information turns into attempting to manipulate people's minds. You run into the same problem everywhere though including places like Wikipedia (which I think is a fantastic benefit for society), so it's not unique to advertising. I think the best you can do is try to teach people to understand when they are being manipulated and hopefully it will some day cease to be profitable enough for folks to continue doing (one can always hope).

    2. Re:Paving to the road to hell by TWX · · Score: 1

      I look at it that nothing is free. We pay for what's "free" in other-than-currency means, but we still pay. Advertising and the subscriber's or reader's looking at it has been a way to pay for "free" newspapers for well over a hundred years. Attempting to adapt it to the world wide web model was no surprise.

      And for those that want to argue that FOSS is truly free, anyone that has spent hours and hours of their time attempting to get something to work that would have worked out-of-the-box with a commercial solution definitely know the price of free software. We still pay it, mind you, but that price exists.

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    3. Re:Paving to the road to hell by Immerman · · Score: 1

      > I think the best you can do is try to teach people to understand when they are being manipulated and hopefully it will some day cease to be profitable enough for folks to continue doing (one can always hope).

      I can do you one better - we could ban ALL attempts at psychological manipulation in advertising, restricting ads to only strictly factual statements about the product. If that's a bit to vague for we could start with a set of concrete guidelines: No sexuality or sensuality of any form will be portrayed or implied in an ad. No social situations will be displayed or heard. No implications may be made that a product will increase your social status or other desirable qualities unless it is specifically being marketed to do so (and is thus vulnerable to false advertising charges). And I'm sure we could think of a few more, and would have to add still more as marketers found new buttons to push.

      That would still allow advertisers to inform their audience of the availability of their product and whatever wonderful features it has. They just can't attempt to inspire any emotions other than "this is a wonderful product on it's own merits". You can show the car and its luxurious interior, you can list it's impressive specs, and demonstrate the surly growl of the engine. You just can't attempt to manipulate your audience into wanting it more than they're pre-inclined to do.

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    4. Re:Paving to the road to hell by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Nowadays even the charities have gone too far with some of the obnoxious lengths they go to in order to extract one more dollar from their donors. Shortly before my mother died she began sending large monetary gifts to a few of her favorite charities. She ended up getting non-stop calls all throughout the day and night from dozens of charities pleading for her to contribute. Some of them were sneaky, with recurring auto debit agreements buried in fine print. On the phone they were very pushy, fast talking, always closing, and quite presumptuous. Many calls went like this: "Hi, I'm [name] calling on behalf of [name]. We're calling to confirm your donation today to our fundraising campaign. Please confirm your credit card number for a monthly contribution of $120...". We heard this from organizations that she had never contributed to. Most of the call centers were privately contracted, for-profit fundraising companies, probably staff by ex Comcast and AOL CRS's. She was on the National Do Not Call list, but there was no DO NOT CALL list to keep the pestering charities away. The whole experience really turned me off. Since I have special needs kids who don't get any support from any charities or government agencies, my donations go directly into their Special Needs Trust. But if I were to support a charity, I would only do it absolutely anonymously.

    5. Re:Paving to the road to hell by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

      Not to troll, but the problem with restricting advertising is that you are restricting free speech. This is a legitimate concern: who makes the decisions and on what basis when you start down the path of "strictly factual"? It's not that simple. Any number of repressive governments across the globe have laws against publicizing "false" statements but these laws are clearly used to suppress anything they don't like.

    6. Re:Paving to the road to hell by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Really so Greenpeace, Amnesty International, Feed the Children, St. Jude Children's Hospital, and the United Way are all evil?
      ""Good" is when you donate to charity, not when you manipulate people"

      Is it good to manipulate people to donate to your charity?

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    7. Re:Paving to the road to hell by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

      Advertising and the subscriber's or reader's looking at it has been a way to pay for "free" newspapers for well over a hundred years.

      My kingdom for mod points.

      I don't install AdBlock Plus, for exactly that reason. I accept the implied contract that I am getting "free" content in exchange for being willing to at least be aware that there are ads trying to get my attention.

      Now having said that, pop-up ads and their ilk get blocked by NoScript and FlashBlock. I accept ads in the margins of online content, just as I accept ads in the margins of printed content; I accept (somewhat less cheerfully) inline ads that interrupt content just as I accept full-page ads and blow-in cards in the middle of magazine articles. I even accept 30-second ads before streaming content (although any longer than 15 seconds, I'll hit the "skip ad" button quickly). But anything that directly impedes my viewing experience; anything that wrests control of my computer from me... I will put a stop to that REAL fast.

      So... it's all about balance between the content provider's need to buy groceries and our need to maintain control over our own computing environment. Block the intrusive ads, but allow the passive ones through -- or give up on having free content.

    8. Re:Paving to the road to hell by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The United Way _is_ absolutely evil.

      They do NOTHING. All they do is distribute the money they collect. And keep 70%+ for admin.

      Also note the salary of the president of the United Way. There are many companies where you will simply never advance unless you allow them to take money from your check for the United Way. Big cheeses at these companies are rewarded with the no-show president of the United Way job (and million dollar salary) after they retire from their primary job.

      In other words 'The United Way' IS EVIL.

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    9. Re:Paving to the road to hell by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Not according to Charity Navigator.
      http://www.charitynavigator.or...
      They get 4 stars.
      Or give.org
      http://www.give.org/charity-re...
      Or the Christian Science monitor.
      http://www.csmonitor.com/Busin...

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  4. Unintended Consequences? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... which led to the pop-under, etc. On the bright side, this led to higher adoption rates for browsers that supported ad-blockers, noscript, etc. So if it weren't for this guy, Firefox would probably never have gained the traction it did, and the vast majority of people would be stuck on IE.

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    1. Re:Unintended Consequences? by bunratty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I never thought of that as the reason that Firefox became popular (and why Mozilla was quickly becoming popular before that). Back then, Mozilla's built-in popup blocker blocked nearly all popups. IE didn't have any corresponding feature? That sure would be a compelling reason to switch browsers!

      When I read the article, the thought I had was that I installed AdBlock Plus only to disable the popups that Firefox didn't block with its built-in blocker when popups evolved to get around it. Is there still not an ad blocker that blocks only the most annoying ads such as popups?

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    2. Re:Unintended Consequences? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      When I read the article, the thought I had was that I installed AdBlock Plus only to disable the popups that Firefox didn't block with its built-in blocker when popups evolved to get around it. Is there still not an ad blocker that blocks only the most annoying ads such as popups?

      AdBlock Plus has the option to block everything, or allow unobtrusive ads. Presumably the latter option will help convince people to tone down the spam while allowing ad revenue.

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    3. Re:Unintended Consequences? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      There were a wide selection of helpful pop-up blocking toolbars for IE.

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    4. Re:Unintended Consequences? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Ah, it took me a while to find it. Under Filter preferences... there's a checkbox for "Allow some non-intrusive advertising." It was already checked when I first found it -- the documentation says it's enabled by default. It doesn't seem to allow much advertising through, yet. Maybe if more advertisers read about the feature and sign the Acceptible Ads Manifesto that will change.

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  5. good intentions? by radja · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the intention was to show advertising to people. Steal their bandwidth and hide real content without getting approval. The intentions of advertising on the web were never good, they were evil. And all that because some companies want to line their pockets.

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    1. Re:good intentions? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not entirely evil. Thanks to those ad-funded companies like Tripod, many people were able to create websites that could not otherwise have afforded to do so. Web hosting was expensive back in those days, and even now it'll still cost you at least ten quid a month or so, which is a significant amount for some. Even today we continue to reap the benefits of advertising-based businesses for all manner of useful things - even though the ads themselves are so loathed that many users find ways to block them.

    2. Re:good intentions? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      hell i learned how to code on tripod (and geoshitties before that) as a teen it made sense, didnt cost my parents any money and i got to tinker.

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    3. Re:good intentions? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Back in the day most people had free web space through their ISPs.

      I'm with HostPresto for £1.60/month. Okay, I pay for a domain name on top, something like £10/year. PHP, databases, easy install control panel etc. Hosting is dirt cheap now. Google Sites is free too, and has no ads. Well, Google tracks visitors, but there are certainly no pop-ups or banners.

      Tripod was always just shit I'm afraid. Noobs tricked into using an "easy" platform that spammed their visitors. At the very least, there were alternatives that didn't have pop-ups or animated GIF banners.

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    4. Re:good intentions? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Web hosting was expensive back in those days, and even now it'll still cost you at least ten quid a month or so.

      Not true. All it cost, then or now, was a DSL-or-better Internet connection (that you wanted whether you had your own website or not)*, free account with a dynamic DNS service and electricity to keep your home computer running 24/7.

      (* OK, I admit Tripod may have been useful in the dial-up era, but still...)

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    5. Re:good intentions? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Ok, so I was thinking more along the lines of 1998-2000, not 1995. A year or so made a big difference back then...

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    6. Re:good intentions? by BillX · · Score: 1

      Ads were not an original part of free web hosts' user agreements during much of the the Web 1.0 bubble (only the usual "we can change this agreement whenever we like" clause) - and in the area where a static 468x60 banner was the gold standard, few could have forseen the evilness that was the popup ad. (Disclaimer: I tried Geocities and Angelfire circa 1997. Angelfire at the time appeared to be a medical transcription company that happened to have some server space left over.)

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  6. Advertising.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    NEVER has good intentions. EVER

    Your apology will never be enough to excuse what you wrought

  7. Don't sweat it... by MasseKid · · Score: 1

    Why sweat it? This was the obvious next step in advertising. If he hadn't of done it, someone else would have done it a few days/weeks/months later.

  8. Makes sense by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

    We finally have it confirmed that pop-up ads are the result of anal sex. Makes sense to me.

    1. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's fair; anal sex can be enjoyable sometimes, pop up ads never are!

  9. appreciate by Cardoor · · Score: 1

    i appreciate the apology. i imagine steve buscemi crossing his name off a list with a crayon and then smearing lipstick all over his face.

  10. And of course if you RTFA ... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    ... it's blocked by a pop-up.

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  11. I was in Marketing too... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But I have to admit that if my intentions were ever good, I wasn't actually marketing anymore. I'm glad that he's apologetic, but he was in marketing. You don't swing a pitchfork in Hell and pretend you don't work there.

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  12. This technology sounds totally cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This technology sounds totally cool. I'd like to see them use it to make pop-up ads on the shitty Slashdot Beta site. They could make pop-up ads to counter the user's extreme boredom as this user waits for the shitty Beta site's page and all its shitty JavaScript and CSS crap to initially load. Then they make pop-up ads on to record the exact back-button click when the person notices that it's the shitty Beta site rather than the Classic site, and the person's anger starts to grow. The pop-up ads would progressively cause the user's anger to turn into madness, and then finally utter and complete disappointment and despair once the shitty Beta site has finally loaded. The pop-up ads could also cause the formation and flow of the very first of many teardrops to cascade down this poor victim's cheeks as the user struggles in vain to read the stories' small text with poor contrast. The total anguish could be examined in excruciating detail, so the awful nature of the Slashdot Beta site could be truly comprehended.

  13. Paving to the road to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed. Advertiser's intentions are never good. Their intention is to manipulate people at a subconscious emotional level in order to get their money. "Good" is when you donate to charity, not when you manipulate people.

  14. Facebook by Stele · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then he went on to write Facebook. I'm not sure I like this guy.

    1. Re:Facebook by mmell · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Mark. Ethan went on to be an agent working for the IMF.

    2. Re:Facebook by Stele · · Score: 1

      I should have a put a smiley.

    3. Re:Facebook by mmell · · Score: 1

      Yeah - me too!

  15. Re:*pitchfork and torch* by sirlark · · Score: 1

    I followed your link, and then clicked random comic, and got this... http://ars.userfriendly.org/ca... Also, appropriate

  16. Good intentions in marketing? by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are no such things as good intentions, at least not for users.

    Marketing is about manipulating and about out-shouting the competition. This is not at all restricted to the internet. The obvious progression on the internet was stationary ads, animated ads, ads that pop up over content, ads that were indistinguishable from content, ads that bypassed adblockers, ads that started playing sound, ads that start playing videos, and now ads that pop up in the middle of videos.

    We saw the same thing with TVs, ads in the ad breaks, louder ads in the ad breaks, longer ad breaks, ads popping up at the bottom of the screen during content, ads featured in content (not all actors like drinking Coke).

    Oh and on billboards which were painted on the side of buildings, then free standing, then free standing with lots of lighting shining on them, and now a back lit video billboard which is blindingly bright at night.

    Sorry buddy but you never had "good intentions".

    1. Re:Good intentions in marketing? by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      It is theoretically possible to do marketing with good intentions -- there are people who would really benefit from a product but don't know about it. If you could target your ads to exactly those customers, well enough to make up for showing the ad to people who wouldn't benefit from it and especially not to people who would buy it and regret it, then it would be a net positive.

      Of course you'd need to get a well-intentioned marketer working for a well-intentioned company who can tell the difference between a slacker and a well-intentioned marketer. So, it's basically impossible.

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  17. It's even worse by demon+driver · · Score: 1

    You're factually right, of course, except for the religion part. Indeed, it's worse than religion, because you can always free yourself of religion, while on the other side and for the time being, capitalism is the one currently available world operating system, wherein the only thing keeping everything going (including the world itself) is profit – until the world finds another, better operating system.

  18. Oh, we believe you by grheller · · Score: 1

    At the end of the day -- you are still a worm Zuckerman

  19. The road to hell... by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

    ... is paved with good intentions.

  20. No they weren't by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    The mere fact that they had purchased the ad on that particular page shows their intentions weren't good at all but strictly profit motivated. A "good" response would have been to remove the ad, not create a pop-up. On the other hand, the car company should have fired them.

    1. Re:No they weren't by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      They? He worked for Tripod.com, they where a web hosting company. The car company bought ads to be shown on the sites that Tripod.com hosted. Removing that particular ad might have been a working solution but he just brought up the one case that made them rethink how they placed ads on their hosted sites, not that they _had_ to use popups due to this very car ad.

  21. Re:Wrong protocol for you, you want nntp by F.Ultra · · Score: 2

    Well you asked for the site, and the site is funded by ads so in some sort of way you did ask for the ads.

  22. Re:Wouldnt be the first time by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

    No it simply means that he is aiming for a position at Apple.

  23. It's easy. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    First we hang you and your kind.

    Then we'll work something out.

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  24. Good intentions in marketing? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Look at the bright side of online ads. If you don't like something and want it changed, instead of uselessly complaining to the site owner, you can complain where it really hurts - the advertisers. Works in the real world all the time. Popups suck, no question about it, but a banner or sidebar, if it's paying for the site, I'm not going to complain. Noisy video ads, on the other hand ... can't close the tab fast enough.

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  25. Re:Not PC, but I think I'm justified in saying by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Only gay people have anal sex? I better tell my wife.

  26. The free market will fix it! by penguinoid · · Score: 2

    Not that I care much, if not him someone else would've thought this one up. Pop-overs, pop-unders, pop-ins, insertions, insertions by your own ISP, unbidden playing of something VERY LOUD, possibly with video attached, what-have-you. There's something about advertising that invariably brings out the most obnoxious in the advertiser. Or even outright evil, like advertising toolbars and other malware.

    Don't worry, the free market will fix it!

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  27. So what's the anal sex car? by swb · · Score: 1

    And is it the preferred brand of, well, drivers or passengers?

    1. Re:So what's the anal sex car? by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      is that anything like anal bum cover? i think that was a jeopardy category

  28. Major car company ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... freaked out about ads on anal sex site? Why? They didn't have a model equipped with heated seats?

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    1. Re:Major car company ... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      i know, instead of pop-ups, they should have invented tailored advertising: https://www.google.com/search?...

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    2. Re:Major car company ... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      A better question is who complained?
      Was it, "I was looking this web page because.....

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    3. Re:Major car company ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Bodacious Tatas.

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  29. Re:*pitchfork and torch* by retchdog · · Score: 1

    User Friendly is never appropriate.

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    "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
  30. same biz model today by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    The model that got us acquired was analyzing users’ personal homepages so we could better target ads to them.

    **of course**

    that's the narrative for most tech companies that we see in the media being depicted as "successful"

    that's the model and everyone knows it...this guy was a fool if he didn't see it (but i accept his apology!)

    seriously, /. the above quotation explains quite a bit of conflict in tech today...it's about **incentives**

    with the above business model, the incentives all go in the wrong direction: towards 'big brothering' a person as an internet profit model

    we must end this notion forever!

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    Thank you Dave Raggett
  31. Re:Battlefield Earth by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with Battlefield Earth? That movie is freaking hilarious. I am rather angry that they removed one of my favorite scenes from the DVD -- the one where they are debating if humans can fly and they drop a guy off a cliff to find out.

  32. Just as much as you asked for News for nerds by raymorris · · Score: 1

    You knew that at Slashdot.org, you'd find "news for nerds". You intentionally loaded Slashdot to get what is on Slashdot (news, discussion).
    You knew that at Slashdot.org, you'd find ads. You intentionally loaded Slashdot to get what is on Slashdot (ads).

    So yes, you did ask for the ads, just as much as you asked for the discussion - you intentionally requested a page that has those things.

    If you want a discussion without ads, nntp or IRC is for you. You are welcome to pay Dejanews directly rather than paying Slashdot indirectly.
    If you choose to come here, to a site with ads, knowing that the service provided to you is provided by ad revenue, don't bitch about receiving exactly what Slashdot offers - news and discussion financed by ads. If you don't want what Slashdot offers, don't come to Slashdot. Simple.

    1. Re:Just as much as you asked for News for nerds by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      You knew that at Slashdot.org, you'd find "news for nerds". You intentionally loaded Slashdot to get what is on Slashdot (news, discussion).
      You knew that at Slashdot.org, you'd find ads. You intentionally loaded Slashdot to get what is on Slashdot (ads).

      While you did know that you'd find ads, that doesn't imply that you "intentionally loaded Slashdot to get ... ads". You just wanted the news & discussion; the ads are an unwanted side effect, impurities in the data stream. You agreed to accept whatever the site sends you in response to your request, but that doesn't imply you have to display it, run embedded code, or follow the links. A good web-browser with plugins like Ad Block will help to refine the signal from the noise, simultaneously improving both load times and security.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
  33. confession by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    Bless ye my son. After your confession, write 10 quicksort algorithms and ye will be absolved of thy sins.

  34. Re:Not PC, but I think I'm justified in saying by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    You married her (and her strap-on).

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  35. Re:Not PC, but I think I'm justified in saying by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    I knew she wasn't referring to my brain when she said I was always behind.

  36. Re: Who freaks who out? by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

    They put about as much consideration into it as you put into paying for your tripod hosting!

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    Just my $0.03 (At current exchange rates, my £0.02 is worth more than your $0.02)
  37. Re:AdBlock = Inferior + 'Souled-Out'... apk by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Now that a quad-core 2 gigahertz 8 gig ram laptop is under $400 nobody' worried about "slow browsers." 1990 called - they want their 386 back.

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  38. Re:You never did read very well, did you? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
    Seeing as I'm running for federal office in 2015, there's no need to "hide behind sockpupets." Or even nyms. That would be counter-productive, so might as well post under the name that's going to be on the ballot :-) And yes, the last few years I didn't read very well - or at all for much of the time. Kind of hard to when you're going blind. However, sight in my good eye has become good enough to use a computer again, and the doctors even managed to return significant sight to the other eye rather than it being completely blind.

    When I bought this machine a couple of months ago at the local pharmacy (8 gig ram, quad core 2 ghz, hdmi out, etc) I didn't want to spend much because I was afraid I might still not be able to use it ... it took a while, but I adapted. Kind of a surprise, but I'm not going to complain.

    But like always, you failed to address my point - that today even the el cheapo laptops are so overpowered that there's no problem running a browser, etc., without problems. It's not the 20th century any more. Your "solution" is obsolete.

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  39. Re:BarbaraHudson: "Close enough for gov't. work" by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
    I've never denied I enjoy trolling the trolls, Fat Boy. And why should I bother with your "challenge" when the whole issue has been rendered moot by hardware advances?

    As for my running for Parliament in the next federal election, there are plenty of people who are depending on me to continue to fight for their rights and against projects that are a waste of money and have results contrary to their stated goals. There IS life after programming, and the same problem-solving skills apply to "debugging" political problems.

    But you can continue to "solve" a problem that nobody cares about any more. And now that I'm back you can continue to try to bug me. After all, like I said before I started going blind, someone has to keep you busy so you don't get distracted and start chewing more paint chips.

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  40. Re:BarbaraHudson: "Close enough for gov't. work" by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Fatness is associated with Type 2 diabetes, not Type 1, aka Juvenile Diabetes. Genetic, not related to diet or calorie intake, and untreated leaves you skinny as a beanpole. Educate yourself, APK

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.