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Fighting Invasive Fish With Forks and Knives
An anonymous reader writes NPR commentator Bonny Wolf has a unique solution to battle the threat of invasive fish species in our waterways. She proposes we fight them with a knife, fork, and a few lemon wedges. From the article: "Take the northern snakehead, which has made its way into tributaries of the Chesapeake Bay. It competes with native species for food, and then eats the native species, not to mention the odd frog or bird, with its mouthful of sharp teeth. It's been called "Fishzilla." It breeds fast, has no natural predators and can grow to be 4 feet long. The northern snakehead hangs out in grassy shallows, making it hard to catch. But a couple of years ago, Maryland started promoting the snakehead as an eating fish. Its harvest has increased from zero to 5,000 pounds a year."
I think the fish accidentally a word there with its mouthful of teeth!
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1. Take the ???.
2. ???
3. Profit!
Genius.
...sometimes all you have to do is eat the problem.
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closely related to the silverback semicolon, but watch out for those pointy asterisks
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Hmmm, can we legalize cannibalism of politicians?
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The editors have already begun this process by eating the very name of the fish in question.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
Clearly it's the rare but apparently also invasive comma-fish, often abbreviated as the ,
"Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
Perhaps they meant evasive species.
Sorry, if you ask people (this of course includes corporations) to act responsibily it will only make it harder for them to survive. What you are proposing is murder. You, sir, are a monster.
The Asian Carp tastes like shit. It's a greasy, nasty-tasting meat with a mushy texture. Maybe if you put enough breading and spices and deep fry it long enough, you might be able to turn it into a mystery meat and pass it off to someone starving.
It sounds like a great idea, but no. Maybe it could be ground up and fed to cats or used as fertilizer. It would be preferable to then bread and deep fry the cat and eat that then to eat an Asian Carp.
And before you tell me that they eat Asian Carp in some god-forsaken hell-hole on the other side in the world, I would also remind you that the same thing could be said about the cat.
You are welcome on my lawn.
but I dont want to eat Americans, they will be high in fat and taste horrible due to all the steroids and hormones they ingest in their meat and the beer that tastes like piss they drink.
Now all we need is some invasive species of chips.