Scientists Find Traces of Sea Plankton On ISS Surface
schwit1 sends this report from the ITAR-TASS News Agency:
An experiment of taking samples from illuminators and the ISS surface has brought unique results, as scientists had found traces of sea plankton there, the chief of an orbital mission on Russia's ISS segment told reporters. Results of the scope of scientific experiments which had been conducted for a quite long time were summed up in the previous year, confirming that some organisms can live on the surface of the International Space Station for years amid factors of a space flight, such as zero gravity, temperature conditions and hard cosmic radiation. Several surveys proved that these organisms can even develop. He noted that it was not quite clear how these microscopic particles could have appeared on the surface of the space station.
Or did they just find something that kind of looks like some?
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what makes you so sure it is of terrestrial origins?
Star Whales coming soon to a galaxy near you!!
Sounds like Nasa is still not quite ready to admit how ubiquitous life is in the cosmos. Lest they get shut down forever and everyone lose their jobs.
This doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
Many forms of sea plankton are microscopically small. They can easily become trapped within evaporated water droplets. And the ISS isn't really in the dead of space; it's still within the ionosphere, which itself consists partially of water vapor.
So it makes perfect sense that sea plankton would end up trapped within water that evaporated from the surface of the various bodies of water on earth, and then made its way up to the upper reaches of the ionosphere, where the ISS passed through it, causing the plankton to be deposited upon the ISS.
It's all very reasonable.
Krabs must have caught him trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula again.
Kim Dotcom busted a sick cannonball off his yacht.
Life came from space to Earth in a moon sized ball of water. It evolved and developed in that water long before it hit Earth, and that impact created our Moon.
Plankton on the ISS happens the same way SpongeBob and Patrick can build a campfire in Bikini Bottom. (in fact, there is a cosmic connection between the two)
"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Terrestrial materials found on object made of terrestrial materials.
Presumably, someone has been using the infinite improbability drive.
and returning life to another world though with interest it really should be a multicellular organism we send. Don't we have any spare politicians lying around?
Could someone not have tidied up this summary just a little?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
licking the hull of the ISS for nutrition?
First plankton, and you know what eats plankton, barnacles. I wouldn't want to have to scrape down the ISS. No wonder they are talking about abandoning the ISS in a few years.
Meanwhile. The samples of the Titanic I've been analyzing seem to have been exposed to hard vacuum and solar wind erosion.
And just like that...life, living outside special suits and man made mechanical devices has spread from our planet. If there wasn't life in outer space before, besides ours (which I think is highly unlikely anyhow since space is so vast), there is now! Well done mankind on the beginnings of teraforming!
AFAIK, the ISS is still inside the van allen belt which means it isn't even subject to medium-level of cosmic radiation (experienced by the Apollo missions), yet alone hard cosmic interstellar radiation (when you get out into Voyager distances)...
we're planning to go to mars in a few years, right? so let's go ahead and send a probe full of micro-organisms to mars. when we get there in a few years, check the landing site to see how they are doing. if we end up not going there (in person), red rover, red rover, send curiosity right over.
Please be aware that the krabby patty recipe is not necessarily secure in space.
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Plinktun on the ISS? It's beached as bro.
Does this make proving "there is no whale on this spaceship" harder, or doesn't it?
I suspect the Japanese, and specifically the Japanese resupply modules (and that is not a joke). They are launched near the coast from a culture that makes extensive use of sea-weed; either way there could be contamination with sea plankton.
The idea that plankton could drift by itself up to orbital regions is... interesting. The idea that it could survive a 7 km/sec impact with Station is not; I don't think that is viable on either sense of the term.
he knows what to do with stuff that hitchhikes on spacecraft.
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I guess this isn't exactly The Andromeda Strain (1969), by Michael Crichton, but it was my first thought.
Earth is a very dirty place.
Even the Oceans of Earth can launch spores into space.
Something that NASA cannot do.
ISS is just moping up the spores the Oceans Launch !
Planet Earth poses a danger to the Cosmos ! Viral Infections on a Cosmic Scale !
Annihilate it !
Te he he
I, for one, welcome our new planktonic overlords.
Where could that come from? I would understand it if the rockets or shuttles docking up there would start near the ocean, let's say Florida, but hey, I'm no marine biologist, that's a job for George Costanza.
Don't trust the Russians. They're after our bodily fluids, this is just the first step. Alien plankton on ISS found... plankton also in sea... sea water evaporates... all water is contaminated. There's a reason they only drink vodka.
-- dammit, I can't think of an actual quote from the movie.
Mynocks...those thins love to chew on the power cables.
Ok, given Russia's recent resurgence in the propoganda market, I am going to give this finding a grain of salt until someone else publishes ... outside of Russia!
Several surveys proved that these organisms can even develop.
*looks out window* I think I can see something on the solar panel ...
Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)
"There are those who believe that life here, began out there...." -- Battlestar Galactica
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SO THAT's the way life got seeded on Earth! Mis-directed panspermia!
They look completely different. Watch:
Human
*puts forehead ridge on*
Alien
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The law of unintended consequences wins again. Life finds a way. Might as well just start defining it as, "that shit that starts existing no matter what we do to it". Kinda like reality, which just won't go away (apologies to PKD).
We've been fed incorrect information about the nature of life for millennia. Whether this has or hasn't been intentional may be beside the point. You may recall that Giordano Bruno was burned at the stake for daring to believe that the earth revolves around the sun, and that the sun is simply one of millions of stars in the sky. Galileo was similarly forced to recant his heliocentric beliefs, and was forced to live under house arrest for 7 years, until he died in 1642.
More recently, we've surely been intentionally misled. In February 1953, the Air Force issued Regulation 200-2, ordering air base officers to publicly discuss UFO incidents only if they were judged to have been solved, and to classify all the unsolved cases to keep them out of the public eye. In other words, it became illegal for Air Force personnel to report UFO sightings unless approved by USAF high command. In December 1953, Joint Army-Navy-Air Force Regulation number 146 made it a crime for military personnel to discuss classified UFO reports with unauthorized persons. Violators faced up to two years in prison and/or fines of up to $10,000. Obviously, despite the attitude portrayed in the media, the Air Force and armed forces in general have been taking UFO sightings quite seriously for a long time!
In the meantime, check out the 2001 National Press Club Conference Youtube video on "The Disclosure Project". It WILL amaze you. I promise!
Or perhaps they just learned to imitoot sea plankton exarctly?