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What's After Big Data?
gthuang88 writes: As the marketing hype around "big data" subsides, a recent wave of startups is solving a new class of data-related problems and showing where the field is headed. Niche analytics companies like RStudio, Vast, and FarmLink are trying to provide insights for specific industries such as finance, real estate, and agriculture. Data-wrangling software from startups like Tamr and Trifacta is targeting enterprises looking to find and prep corporate data. And heavily funded startups such as Actifio and DataGravity are trying to make data-storage systems smarter. Together, these efforts highlight where emerging data technologies might actually be used in the business world.
NO!
It's like trainspotting, but for advertising memes.
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looking to find and prep corporate data
I read as "looking to find and grep corporate data"...
After big data comes bigger data. Why, did you think otherwise?
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It's a perfectly cromulent buzzword
What kind of technology might be used in the idleness world?
Docker appears to have a lot of interest and seems to be approaching critical mass. The fact that one can deploy an application, as well as the entire environment that program runs in can be useful in the enterprise.
Literally everyone wants nothing more than a big D.
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After big data they will hire people to think and actually produce useful/actionable insights.
After that they will hire thinking machines.
After that .. with the last vestiges of humanity in zoo's for the amusement of machines .. it's anyone's guess.
Together, these efforts highlight where emerging data technologies might actually be used in the business world.
In the end, it is always about selling us more shit.
Think Minority Report-style marketing.
Big Garbage(can). Most of the data is worthless
The next big thing is the Internet of Tiresome trends and things. Then once we have every thing on the 'net, it'll be the Internet of Bots From Hell.
Why, it is obviously Ultra Data.
So Ultra.
More buzzwords conjured up by marketing wannabe's.
I'd love these buzzwords creators to define their buzzwords. Would make our world less clueless and a more informative race.
if(Data >= 1TB)
{
bBigData = true;
}
Was that so hard mr.Marketing?
TFA's question answered is in headline
Thank you Dave Raggett
Cloud Data. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to create a phony website to attract suckers investors.
Then Giga, Tera, Exa, and Peta.
The hype of big data hasn't ended, only mutated into Slashvertisements like these.
followed by massive data, and ginormous data
Deep Learning is the next marketing buzzword, perhaps with good reason this time.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
How do you want it ? Rare, medium or well done ?
Of course!
Stasis is death. Embrace change.
It's quite obvious what comes after big data: explosive growth in secure data disposal businesses and drive shredder manufacturers.
Every industry needs somebody to clean up after them. :)
Meta data about big metadata data , creating a self perpetuating feed back loop of shit you don't want, and yet costs a lot to store.
The problem with 'Big Data' is everyone is trying to use it as a substitute for actual hypothesizing and experimentation.
I am not suggesting it isn't useful, it is, and it can be a huge help in identifying non-intuitive relationships that may exist. Its not being marketed that way though! Everyone is trying to sell it as the solution to all their unresolved problems and knowledge gaps.
At the end of the day all it can ever show is correlation, never causation. All the fancy AIs we add on top are really just correlation engines as well. One day real-soon-now WATSON or something like it will diagnose your cancer. It won't 'discover' the cure though, it will just apply the 'KNOWN' treatment that statistically correlates with the best outcome, hopefully excluding some which correlate with especially un pleasant side effects.
Same is true with the financial markets. Big Data alone will never discover a unified theory that explains market behavior. It will probably make a handful of people stupid amounts of money based again or event correlation and speed. As long as those are the drivers though we will remain forever at risk of sudden meltdowns.
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Judging from all the new aggregated travel sites that say they search "all travel sites to get you the best price", my guess is an aggregated big data warehouse that searches "all big data to get you the best target profile for your advertising. Canoe(tm). Search one and done, the best profile for the right price. Guaranteed."
From the linked piece:
This is true, and it provides the context missing from TFS: "Big Data" is over as a marketing term. But as technological term and as far as actual implementation, it is the status quo and forevermore will be.
From a technological perspective, "Big Data" has a simple definition: more data than can be stored on a single machine. And this need will only grow as hard drives and maybe even SSDs plateau while of course enterprise data only grows.
Indeed, TFA itself states (that TFS omitted):
So, from TFA itself: Hadoop is hot, but the term "Big Data" is not.
Ads on the insides of your eyelids, random "disappearances", a stock market crash or two, a bunch of middle-aged White guys who achieved one thing and are now kicking back and raking it in as pundits, WW3, roving bands of thugs allied with motorcycle gangs terrorizing the nation, or any number of other random things that might be benign or catastrophic.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
... distributed across a multiple heterogeneous platforms.
Wait for it.
If you have windows, that recycle bin is going to be REALLY full and I'm not sure how you are going to empty it with just a mouse.
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What's After Big Data?
Big Brother, and after he finds out what you are guilty of: the Big House. Then comes Big Love with Big Bubba and his Big Little Bubba. Next is Big Money for Big Medical to fix up your Big Rectum.
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
because why not?
Obviously.
RStudio is an IDE for the R language. When an author conflates that with whatever those other things are, you can be fairly sure whatever he's saying is likely to be up there on the bullshit scale.
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Many folks have started saying never delete any data now in case you want it later then as it builds up finally results in enough of it to warrant using big data techniques. Never mind the fact that it only gets implemented because of this sentiment of never delete anything. Neat don't pay the bills.
After big data comes non-homogenized, organic, pasture-raised, hand-crafted, artisinal data.
A future data "science" conversation may look something like this:
Hipster Data Scientist #1: My data is more locally-sourced than yours!
Hipster Data Scientist #2: Nuh-uh! My data is fair-trade!
I can almost smell the smugness, ironic thick glasses, and beard envy now. :-)
This isn't a joke but for real.
We're at arrival of big change how Web applications are written. The Web Components are the next buzzword. You haven't heard of it watch Eric Biedelmans intro to the subject from Polymer Project web pages, please.
Seriously if you are SE building web apps, embedded control software with web-gui or whatever, this will change how you work!
aka "Leveraging Synergistic Data" - going to be every PHB's arsenal of BS catch phrases.
Internet of Fucks
uhh ... "big data" has been around since the 1940s, and solved. It is surprising how many scamming/snake oil companies are out there
Coming up with my own startup is just too hard to do. Instead, can one of you think of a cool technology I can half-assed write in the hopes of getting a huge payout from some monolithic corp decides that they-too want to jump into the hot market of the moment?
Bye!
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Is that it's turned into a marketing/sales buzzword that has lost its original meaning. I work at a startup who has about 900 megabytes of data and the CTO keeps telling clients we use "Big data"
umm our database is wayyyyyyyyy too small to be considered "big data"
RStudio is an IDE for the R language. When an author conflates that with whatever those other things are, you can be fairly sure whatever he's saying is likely to be up there on the bullshit scale.
The company named RStudio is heavily involved in developing R packages for niche use cases. Don't confuse the company (RStudio) with one of the products (RStudio) in their portfolio.
Full disclosure/shameless plug: I work internal IT for ExtraHop Networks.
Analytics platforms like ExtraHop do the analysis on streams of data in real-time so that what gets sent to the Big Data store (such as Elasticsearch) is structured or clean data that's more immediately useful.
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http://www.networkworld.com/article/2464007/cloud-computing/gartner-internet-of-things-has-reached-hype-peak.html