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  1. Re:seems kinda pointless on Cocaine Use Can Now Be Tested In Fingerprints Using Ambient Mass Spectrometry · · Score: 3, Funny
    You just don't understand. This is the breakthrough we've been looking for to finally win this war on drugs.

    It's only a matter of time now before 'Drugs' throws up the white flag.

  2. Re:Won't save most of the 4000 lives on The Economic Consequences of Self-Driving Trucks · · Score: 1

    Let's say a truck is driving at 60 MPH (88 feet per second) when somebody jumps in front of it, 88 feet away.

    If the speed limit on this road is 60 MPH, it most likely means that it is clear of stores, schools, etc., IOW this is not a standard city street. Braking is not the only option here, especially with a self driving truck. The truck could be programmed to safely sacrifice itself (running off the road into a field, river, etc.) to protect the humans around it.

    It remains to be seen if this type of behavior from the automation will be mandated.

  3. No bias here. on House Science Committee Approves Changes To Space Law · · Score: 1

    In a series of party line votes, the House Science Committee has approved a number of changes to the laws that govern the private commercial space industry. Almost all of the changes were advocated by the [government], so in general they move to [improve] the regulatory and liability [common sense] that has been [enabling] the industry since the 2004 revisions to space law. While it is very unlikely commercial space can ever get [more] of [awesome] federal regulation, these changes indicate that they can eventually get some of the [most awesomest] regulations [strengthened].

    I also, can write a really [unbiased] summary.

    Fucking dot slash.

  4. Re:Good thing climate change isn't real! on Larson B Ice Shelf In Antarctica To Disintegrate Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    you are the equivalent of a drunk in a bar questioning Einstein.

    I think this is the single best quote I have ever heard regarding climate change "skeptics". Thanks for that.

  5. Re:News? on Kepler Observes Neptune Dancing With Its Moons · · Score: 1

    I am not sure what is 'newsworthy' about this.

    Right!? Like OMG, this is so boring and stuff.

    What's up with the Kardashians?

  6. Re:So then on 28-Year-Old Businessman Accused of Stealing $1 Billion From Moldova · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right?! I just don't understand why Moldova won't embrace the job creators like we do in the US. This man is a hero of capitalism.

  7. Re:Meh on Global Carbon Dioxide Levels Reach New Monthly Record · · Score: 1

    Meh
    Just another arbitrary number

    Funny, that's the exact same thing your mom said.

  8. Re:So when will this actually happen? on Global Carbon Dioxide Levels Reach New Monthly Record · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nothing resolved itself. People took action, and you fucking idiot don't even bother to figure out that someone else saved your sorry ass.

    Just like Y2K, It's the same shit over and over again: society expends resources to head off disaster, because of said expenditures disaster is averted, fucking morons baffled because disaster that everyone was talking about didn't happen.

    Fucking morons believe disaster scenario was made up to expend resources.

    REALITY FUCKING BAFFLING TO MORONS! FILM AT 11

  9. Re:Looks like the prophet's gunmen on Two Gunman Killed Outside "Draw the Prophet" Event In Texas · · Score: 5, Funny
    I guess to see this coming would have required an actual prophet.

    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  10. Re:Vacuum robots on Robots In 2020: Lending a Helping Hand To Humans (And Each Other) · · Score: 1

    I got my wife a Roomba vacuum robot 6 or 7 years ago. She admitted to me that at first she thought it was a waste of money. But after using it for a day or two, she changed her mind completely.

    You do realize that this particular Roomba comes with a well concealed dildo option, right?

  11. Re:It's not really about the code... on In Second Trial, Ex-Goldman Sachs Programmer Convicted of Code Theft · · Score: 2

    I think this verdict sends a great message: do not steal from the leaches of society that have enough money to get other leaches elected.

  12. Re:Doesn't replace the real thing. on Microsoft Announces Windows Holographic Platform · · Score: 4, Funny
    For some reason I read that as "Happiness is a warm pussy," and found myself nodding enthusiastically in agreement.

    Maybe the cyber ones will have heaters.

  13. Re:Makerspace.... on Ask Slashdot: How Should I Build a Maker Space For a Liberal Arts College? · · Score: 1

    It's been called a WORKSHOP or some close equivalent in various languages for something like 2000 years now! Why the heck do we need to make up a stupid name for it?

    We need to save something for the riff-raff. I vote we start calling them "3D Print-shops".

    3D Print-shop: like silk-screening T-shirts, only in 3D!

  14. Re:Why would God do this? on 7.8 Earthquake Rocks Nepal, Hundreds Dead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "He who thinks half-heartedly will not believe in God; but he who really thinks has to believe in God."
    Isaac Newton

    Also, alchemy. Don't forget alchemy.

  15. Re:Why would God do this? on 7.8 Earthquake Rocks Nepal, Hundreds Dead · · Score: 1

    Why would God do such a thing to such innocent people?

    Santa Claus also allowed this to happen. What does this say about Santa Claus?

  16. Re:Why would God do this? on 7.8 Earthquake Rocks Nepal, Hundreds Dead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just accept that there is a reason for everything, and He has a plan.

    His reasoning sucks and he is a horrible planner. I wonder if he has an MBA.

  17. You may not give a shit about your 4th amendment rights, but other people do.

    Dogs don't, and that's who the police need to get permission from to violate that right.

    Anyone want a bet this will just help to justify raising our taxes to make all cops K9 units?

  18. Re:FIrst post for fossils on 3.46-Billion-Year-Old 'Fossils' Were Not Created By Life Forms · · Score: 5, Funny

    And to think, you're the successful product of 3.5 billion years of evolution. I guess this is proof that not every branch or individual is viable.

  19. Re:So... on Carly Fiorina Calls Apple's Tim Cook a 'Hypocrite' On Gay Rights · · Score: 1

    To point out someone's hypocrisy doesn't mean that you have to agree with their ideology.

    Right. But to point out someone's hypocrisy should mean that you are not a hypocrite on the very same subject in the very same way yourself. It's just weird.

  20. Re: I wonder on A Robo-Car Just Drove Across the Country · · Score: 2

    I think you forgot: Slashdot Troll. Since this site has fallen out of favor, they are an increasingly endangered species. Let's try to nurture them.

  21. Re:Which is it? Very different cases. on The World Lost an Oklahoma-Sized Area of Forest In 2013, Satellite Data Show · · Score: 1
    Why is it that your reaction, SuperKendall, is knee jerk "it must be okay"? Was it the "forest" part of the article?

    Hmm. Forest? Forest == Tree. Tree == Tree hugger. Tree hugger == hippie. Hippie == those fucking fucks I'm supposed to hate.

    Fucking libtards.

    The losses of forests must be due to some natural variation in the solar cycles and phases of the moon, i.e., it is good for humanity and good for the Free Market.

  22. Re:Heisenberg compensator ... on Researchers Identify 'Tipping Point' Between Quantum and Classical Worlds · · Score: 1

    The universe is under no obligation to make sense to a bunch of shaved apes.

    What if it is, but because we are a bunch of shaved apes we do not understand this?

  23. Re:Clock you say? on The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists Introduces the Doomsday Dashboard · · Score: 1

    We can expect the Earth to exist for another 9.5 million years!

    Oh of this there is no question, but the tricked-out primates who inhabit the face of said planet and who are always flinging their tricked-out shit around may face a different story.

  24. Re:Fuck those guys on Online "Swatting" Becomes a Hazard For Gamers Who Play Live On the Internet · · Score: 1

    This isn't a prank. This is attempted murder by cop.

    Only in America.

  25. Re:This is interesting.... on Greenpeace Co-Founder Declares Himself a Climate Change Skeptic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't fucking get it: you believe that global warming is happening, yet you reject the theory that scientists have put forth to explain the phenomenon. A theory well grounded in science, that makes predictions that we see coming true every day, and that the vast majority of experts actually working in the field subscribe to. A phenomenon for which no other plausible (at this juncture) theory has been put forth.

    Do you ever feel the need to examine why you so strongly want to disbelieve the theory?