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Space Station's 'Cubesat Cannon' Has Gone Rogue
astroengine writes: Last night (Thursday), two more of Planet Lab's shoebox-sized Earth imaging satellites launched themselves from aboard the International Space Station, the latest in a series of technical mysteries involving a commercially owned CubeSat deployer located outside Japan's Kibo laboratory module. Station commander Steve Swanson was storing some blood samples in one of the station's freezers Friday morning when he noticed that the doors on NanoRack's cubesat deployer were open, said NASA mission commentator Pat Ryan. Flight controllers at the Johnson Space Center in Houston determined that two CubeSats had been inadvertently released. "No crew members or ground controllers saw the deployment. They reviewed all the camera footage and there was no views of it there either," Ryan said.
They couldn't stand it another second.
So... is this our first evidence of the space vampires that faked the moon landing?
NASA ... NSA ... it's just one letter off, and it explains mysteriously launched spy satellites. /paranoia
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They obviously have a plan....
Best you point that thing away from the station until we can figure out what's going on.
Those damned satellite thieves are getting bolder every day.
Note to future astronauts: be sure to roll the windows up and take your keys when you leave the module.
Micro-nukes. Everything is executing according to plan. Do not worry, Citizen!
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
Most likely a software bug. The amount of stupid bugs that exist in software due to pressed time constraints and attempt to save money is sometimes baffling.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
Yea, this isn't rocket science we are doing here... Wait...
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My mother-in-law says, "Those robbers were doing it for drug money!"
Oh god how I love the mid western simple life style. My wife says, "it's not funny, they really believe it."
This is pretty bad. I designed a controller for some mechanical actuators on a satellite once and the design was filled with carefully designed interlocks and watchdog logic that would prevent an unintentional deployment in the event of multiple failures. It's astonishing that this could get installed on the ISS without a similarly rigorous design.
I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
I tried that excse whenn I was aroudn 12. I stlill wnet blnid, thouhg.
Table-ized A.I.
The sad thing is, if it did happen, and it was not state sanctioned, they would end up dead. Even the Chinese have learned this ( blowing things up in higher orbits, then finding out a few years later they could not launch like they wanted to ) and are most likely careful never to do it in such a high orbit again.
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And that'll be their excuse when they come back long after dark:
"Where the hell have you been?!"
"Imaging Earth."
"Until this time of night? I was worried sick!"
"We were curious."
"Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
Or, because its a Japanese module it is a word in their language. I don't know, something like "Hope".
Depending on how it's spelled in Japanese, it could be tons of different words.
Looking just at how it's spelled in romaji (the Roman alphabet), Kibo has no macron over the "o", which, strictly speaking, means a short "o" value. (Instead of syllabic stress as used in English, Japanese uses a concept called a "mora" by linguists, referring to the time length of a sound.)
(Also, because Slashcode is still not unicode-compliant, and is fundamentally US-centric, I'm using the ^ circumflex over vowels instead of the overbar macron, which Slashcode just eats and refuses to display.)
Kibo with a short "o" could mean:
Meanwhile, kibô with a long "o" could mean:
This range of meanings for the Japanese word kibo or kibô is almost silly, it's so broad. I hope this might begin to explain why written Japanese still uses kanji (Chinese characters) -- all of the above meanings that fall under one or two romaji spellings are each spelled differently when written in kanji.
Anyway, for the satellites, I'm pretty sure the intended meaning must clearly be youngest aunt. Or maybe it's a plan to ensnare or entrap someone? :-P
Cheers,
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four-foot prune."
Cannot speak for the op but the one time i was robbed (at gun point) , the police caught them (two people) and they admited to spending the money on drugs. I didn't interogate them at all, i was showed a recording by a victims advocacy representative and watch them admit to it during the questioning.
The interesting thing was the advocate asked my what i thought about them getting sentenced to rehab. I asked if that would be after they served the three years mandatory for the gun spec or before? The could have killed me, or if it was two hours earlier, i eould have been packing myself and i could have killed them or all of us could be dead. Thankfully, no one else was around so the possability of inovcent bystanders getting shot would have been low but still there. I can't belive they wanted to give them a slap on the wrist.
I'm afraid I can't tell you Dave.
Changing the world... one research project at a time.
To me, though, the really stupid thing is leaving decisions about the judicial process in the hands of the victims.
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