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Physicist Claims Black Holes Mathematically Don't Exist

Koreantoast writes: Black holes, the stellar phenomena that continue to capture the imagination of scientists and science fiction authors, may not actually exist. According to a paper published by physics professor Laura Mersini-Houghton at the University of North Carolina and Mathematics Professor Harald Pfeiffer of the University of Toronto, as a collapsing star emits Hawking radiation, it also sheds mass at a rate that suggests it no longer has the density necessary to become a black hole — the singularity and event horizon never form. While the arXiv paper with the exact solution has not yet been peer reviewed, the preceding paper by Mersini-Houghton with the approximate solutions was published in Physics Letters B.

"I'm still not over the shock," said Mersini-Houghton. "We've been studying this problem for a more than 50 years and this solution gives us a lot to think about... Physicists have been trying to merge these two theories – Einstein's theory of gravity and quantum mechanics – for decades, but this scenario brings these two theories together, into harmony."

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  1. Well of course. by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Respectable mad scientists have known for years that supposed 'black holes' are really just wormholes to the goatee universe.

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    1. Re:Well of course. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better that than "worm"holes into the goatse universe.

    2. Re:Well of course. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      You all really shouldn't do that. What is going to happen when some naive person, say a Congressman or Senator, wanders onto Slashdot and see's posts like that marked "Informative"? They're going to think we're a bunch of tossers. They won't listen to our carefully worded comments and summaries.

      Then where would the world be?

      Funny is it's own reward.

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  2. think of the artists by RockGrumbler · · Score: 5, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of CGI Artists for science documentaries suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

  3. yet more proof by Cardoor · · Score: 1, Funny

    that girls are bad at math.

    P.S. this is a JOKE. even if the conclusions are proven incorrect upon peer review, im sure that that prof. mersini-houghton is many orders of magnitude smarter than me, and most male homosapiens for that matter.

  4. Re:Hmmm ... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something about man proving that black is white and getting himself killed at the next zebra crossing?

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  5. Re:Of course by pr0nbot · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not Mexican but I believe it's spelled "frijole"

  6. Re:Black holes are real, we observe them all the t by bobbied · · Score: 4, Funny

    IAAASBH (I am an astrophysicist studying black holes): Yeah, um, no.

    So... The science is settled then? OK...

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