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Apple Yanks iOS 8 Update

alphadogg writes Within hours of releasing an iOS 8 update to address assorted bugs in the new iPhone and iPad operating system Apple has been forced to pull the patch, which itself was causing iPhone 6 and 6 Plus users grief. Reports filled Apple support forums that the iOS 8 update was cutting off users' cell service and making Touch ID inoperable. The Wall Street Journal received this statement from Apple: "We have received reports of an issue with the iOS 8.0.1 update. We are actively investigating these reports and will provide information as quickly as we can. In the meantime we have pulled back the iOS 8.0.1 update."

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  1. Just don't update it that way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sent from my iPhone 6, now with FlexScreen Technology

    1. Re:Just don't update it that way. by Barsteward · · Score: 4, Funny

      it saves putting a sock down there

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    2. Re: Just don't update it that way. by jackspenn · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is not rocket science

      Nope, this is pocketscience.

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      Respect the Constitution
  2. it's a new feature by alen · · Score: 5, Funny

    to make sure you don't use up your mobile data quota

  3. So iOS 8.0.1 blocks histers from their phones? by _xeno_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait, so iOS 8.0.1 prevents hipsters from unlocking their phones and from making calls?

    And Apple is calling that a bug and pulling the update over that?

    This sounds like the best version of iOS Apple has ever created! Why would they want to stop people from upgrading? Get iOS 8.0.1 out to everyone as fast as possible!

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    You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
  4. Re:No big deal by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Cortana, can you fix my buggy iPhone update?"

    "You bought an iPhone. Oh, dear. There is a Microsoft store ten miles south of you. Would you like directions?"

    --
    John
  5. Not a bug but a feature! by dysmal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple got sick of people complaining about data and battery usage so they released this update.

  6. Re:ha ha by enjar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Denial is a river in Egypt, but good luck finding it with Apple Maps.

  7. Re:No big deal by ArcadeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You bought an iPhone. Oh, dear. There is a Microsoft store ten thousand miles south of you. Would you like directions?"

    FTFY.

  8. Re:These jokes are old, get new material please. by SternisheFan · · Score: 4, Funny
    No reason to get 'bent' out of shape.

    (ducks!)

  9. Re:ha ha by enjar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Siri? Is that you?