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Piracy Police Chief Calls For State Interference To Stop Internet "Anarchy"

An anonymous reader writes The City of London Police's Intellectual Property Crime Unit (PIPCU) is determined to continue its anti-piracy efforts in the years to come. However, the unit's head, Andy Fyfe, also believes that the government may have to tighten the rules on the Internet to stop people from breaking the law. PIPCU's chief believes the public has to be protected from criminals, including pirate site operators who take advantage of their trust. If that doesn't happen, then the Internet may descend into anarchy, he says, suggesting that the government may have to intervene to prevent this. The Police chief believes tighter rules may be needed to prevent people from breaking the law in the future. This could mean not everyone is allowed to launch a website, but that a license would be required, for example.

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  1. Old Man Doesn't Understand Computer Networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

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  2. Anarchy??? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Internet has already descended into Anarchy.

    That's why we like it. The rules are made by the people who own/run/create/manage it, by mutual agreement, not enforced from the top down. If people don't agree, they go their separate ways, because you can't be forced to allow someone on your network if they violate your network's rules.

    The Internet is fine. We like it how it is. No need for more government regulation to ruin it on behalf of those with influence with government officials/politicians/bureaucrats.

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    1. Re:Anarchy??? by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Somebody forwarded me an article the other day about how we should all switch to dairy from grass fed cows. Now many of the points in the piece I happen to agree with, but one of the claims was that grass-fed dairy has fewer "toxins". Whenever I see "toxins" used without further specification as to what exactly the "toxin" is, that's a signal that someone's trying to sell something expensive but useless -- which turned out to be the case. The piece was hawking stuff you were supposed to mix into your grass-fed milk, which is a good way to expose yourself to toxins given how weakly regulated supplements are.

      People use ideas like "law and order" in just the same way as marketers use "toxins". It's all well and good to say you're going to stop people from breaking the law on the Internet, but what specifically are you proposing to do? Set up an anti-fraud unit? I'll cheer you on. Monitor everyone's email? That cure's worse than the disease.

      But I also have to say that the word "freedom" is just as subject to misuse -- or in this case "anarchy". Now there are many things about anarchy I like. There are others I don't. I don't like having to remove malware off my wife's computer. I don't like having to be vigilant that my older relatives aren't taken in by Internet scammers. I don't like having to deal with attacks on my websites. Even government agencies poking around in your Internet data -- that could be seen as a case of the agency exploiting a specific lack of Internet regulation.

      I'm all for reducing my exposure to toxins, but I'm not going to get colon irrigated. I'm for cracking down on Internet crime, but not at the expense of the government doing things that *ought* to be criminalized. I'm for freedom, but not the freedom to interfere with other people's freedom. It's really not that complicated. Find out the specifics of what people are proposing to do, even when their stated goal sounds reasonable.

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    2. Re:Anarchy??? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well... almost, but not quite. In its actuality, the internet is a collection of a lot of tiny absolute dictatorships. With the main difference being that you can easily start your own if you're not happy with any of the other ones. With blackjack and hookers if you so please.

      The difference to reality is that it is trivial to vote with your boots if you don't like the dictatorship you're under. So those tinpot dictators have to be civil if they want to have any citizens. But, in the end, the word of the owner of the board, webpage or whatever else he may run is still law in his tiny corner of the planet.

      The only threat to freedom in this setup is when such a tinpot dictator is getting too much power, i.e. when it becomes near mandatory to live under his rules. For reference, see Facebook.

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  3. Who does this benefit by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this benefit the population at large or does this benefit corrupt officials and the large corporations that corrupted them?

  4. The "City of London" - A Lawless Square Mile by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    That is certainly rich. The "City of London" is a lawless square mile in the center of London that is not subject to the laws of England. It is the center of all the tax evasion secrecy jurisdictions around the world. If you think of the rampant and lawless tax evasion that goes on in places such as the Cayman Islands, Bermuda, the British Virgin Islands, the Channel Islands of Guernsey, Isle of Man and Jersey, they are all directed from this cesspool of lawless behavior known as the City of London.
    For context I direct you to the magnificent book by Nicholas Shaxton called Treasure Islands: Uncovering the Damage of Offshore Banking and Tax Havens . But don't stop there. Further evidence of the vile and lawless damage the City of London does to the world:
  5. Re:What a fool by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not to mention: How are you going to enforce this?

    Let's assume that this guy somehow is successful and starting tomorrow, everyone in the UK needs to obtain a license before starting a website.

    First, they would need to define "a website." Is a Facebook page a website? A Twitter feed? A Google+ page. People can those just like any WordPress blog. What if you're starting a new web service that you hope to go commercial with at some point. Do you need to apply for a license before you can publish one line of HTML code?

    After this would come the big problems: Namely, how do you identify these rouge, unlicensed website operators? If I were living in the UK and opened an account with a US hosting firm, using a domain registrar located outside of the UK, how could the UK authorities tell that I was the one behind the website? Registrars have privacy settings that enable you to hide your WHOIS address and I doubt many non-UK registrars would bother with UK police calling them up demanding the personal information of their clients. Same goes for those non-UK hosting providers.

    I almost want them to try instituting a "create a website license" just to see it crash and burn. Almost. In reality, I realize that they wouldn't attempt to apply it 100% but would simply use it to either add a charge onto someone whose online opinions they don't like or to silence critics. (You want to speak out against us? What a coincidence, your website license has mysteriously been revoked. You have a week to shut down your blog.)

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  6. Re:How about protecting the public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is alrady a mechanism in place for that. It is called a VOTE. Although people are complaining all the time about the government, hardly anyone here is ready to get their ass up and go vote when they are able to vote.

    Yeah that's great! As a wonderful right I get for being a citizen I get to make my very own choice. My options are: Candidate A that got there because of lobbyists and funding and will be friendly to corporate interests ... or Candidate B that ... got there because of lobbyists and funding and will be friendly to corporate interests BUT uses different rhetoric.

    Wow. This is truly an awesome and definitely not-broken mechanism. Of course! Your belief in this system is definitely not baseless and naive. At all.

    If the sheeple ever get a clue and figure out how rigged this game really is and fucking WAKE UP from their hypnotic zombie groupthink daze, maybe they can write-in somebody who takes no money. Till then, best of luck to you.

  7. Dear PIPCU by spiritplumber · · Score: 3, Insightful

    no. signed, the internet.

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  8. Re:How about protecting the public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well then. Revolution it is.

  9. Oh no, days of downloading movies are over! by SlovakWakko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What a neat trick! Now nobody will be able to create a pirate web site... on a server located in the City of London. Wow, we're all screwed.

  10. Re:How about protecting the public by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well then. Revolution it is.

    It would be a horrible civil war, at least in the U.S. The citizenry is so divided on so many issues, that I believe the battles would continue long after the federal government was overthrown.

  11. Re:lol by DivineKnight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Agreed. The man has zero understanding of how the internet works...he might as well have said "let's all meet together on Sunday with our flying rainbow pegasuses." And it's painfully obvious...to the point where I am running out of facepalms for this year...I just can't handle the stupid. Obnoxious third-parties spitballing bad ideas at hundreds of miles per hour starts to add up...IT doesn't get paid to do their own job anymore, let alone put up with this political shit.

    The next time some moron gets up to talk about 'fixing duh Interwebs,' I vote we trap 'em in a room with a router, with their release contingent upon successfully configuring it. I'll even be kind and leave the manual in there so they'll have something to read.

  12. Governors by CaptQuark · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think he feels he isn't getting enough cooperation from "main companies" so he wants more control on who can use the internet. Want to use the internet? Get a license. Want to create a web page? Get a license. Want to buy something on the internet? Want to download something? Want to copy from a site? He wants more control to be sure only legal uses are allowed.

    It's almost like the speed limits on the highways aren't enough, he wants government-controlled speed governors installed in all cars.

    “There may well come a time when government decides it’s had enough and it’s not getting enough help from those main companies that control the way we use the internet – they’re not getting enough help from them, so they’re going to start imposing regulations, imposing a code of conduct about the way people may be allowed to operated on the internet,” Fife says.

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  13. Re:How about protecting the public by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What good is your right to vote if your choice is between a corporate shill and someone depending on handouts from corporations?

    You may vote who you want in power, but they get to choose the pool of people you may vote for.

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  14. Re:just wow by Microlith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The rest is but a websearch away.

    I hate this shitty mentality, but apparently it's worldwide. No, I'm not going to go searching to dig up evidence for whatever wild claims you choose to make, you need to present it then and there.

  15. Re:Police?? by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a territorial police force of sworn constables, are they responsible for proposing laws?
    Because that's what they're doing here.

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  16. Re:Rules and freedoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... will know that freedom is self-limiting ...

    You're equating freedom with anarchy. One can say "freedom" and mean 'the government must protect this choice' instead of 'no-one is allowed to stop me'. We have various phrases for describing how actions of the individual are limited by a hierarchical social group : Most popular is 'the social contract'.

  17. Re:Police?? by WillKemp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That tiny part has financed most of englands colonisation efforts

    Bullshit! Robbing the victims of colonisation is what financed it.

  18. Re:Police?? by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They are indeed free to do so just like you and me.
    But it's not part of their job and they have no more legal standing to do so than you or I.
    So in proposing laws they are NOT acting as a territorial police force of sworn constables, they are in fact acting as a corporate lobbying group.

    City of London Police when enforcing laws = territorial police force of sworn constables.
    City of London Police when proposing laws = corporate lobbying group.
    It's important to distinguish these two roles and their difference.

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  19. Re:How about protecting the public by dargaud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only scenario I find credible and that is perhaps not so unlikely is that large parts of the army and national guard would split off and join the resistance [...]

    Which is basically also the only way that any rebellion/revolution has managed to succeed in the past.

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  20. Re:Police?? by flyneye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, let's hear it for good ol' fashioned Anarchy.
    Did he mean anarchy, as in the anarchy England descended into briefly in the 1800s, or Kropotkins Anarchy, or will it cause teens to become disaffected and wear black t-shirts with the @ and listen to "Bella Lugosi's Dead" over and over?
    Perhaps the internet will only descend into Feudalism.
    Stupid bastards! This is where your taxes go. Perhaps a revolution, followed by anarchy is getting to be more and more attractive...

    Jarre is dead brilliant.

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  21. Re:Police?? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I saw this quote "

    If that doesn't happen, then the Internet may descend into anarchy,

    " and thought to myself, where has this guy been?

    The internet started out as and has always been anarchy, and that is what made it good. It has been the last bastion of personal freedom and expression since inception. The lack of regulation and rules has made it what it is today.

    The internet, was NOT created and constructed for the purpose of business and monetary transactions, that is something that came later and while welcome, was not and SHOULD not be the total focus of the network of networks.

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