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Is an Octopus Too Smart For Us To Eat?

An anonymous reader writes: The New Yorker is running a piece on the ethical dilemma we face when considering octopus intelligence alongside our willingness to eat them. "Octopus intelligence is well documented: they have been known to open jars, guard their unhatched eggs for months or even years, and demonstrate personalities. Most famously, they can blast a cloud of ink to throw off predators, but even more impressive is the masterfully complex camouflage employed by several members of Cephalopoda (a class that also includes squid and cuttlefish)." While humans eat animals ranging widely in mental faculties, the octopus remains one of the smartest ones we do consume. And unlike pigs, for example, their population is not dependent on humanity to survive. As our scientific understanding of intelligence grows, these ethical debates will only come into sharper focus. Where do we draw the line?

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  1. Cloud of in ink == advanced intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is that different from a skunk spraying? Or millipedes, or the bombardier beetle?

  2. Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    its about cuteness.

    Dog & cats = too cute to eat

    cows & chickens = not so much

    rabbits & horses = somewhere in between

    Octopuses arent cute... so its okay to eat them.

    1. Re:Its not about intelligence by aevan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They all get eaten when you're hungry. Necessity is a damned fine seasoning. Would that it were capable to experiment with a thousand PETA supporters, starve them and their families, their children... but offer them roasted dog meat for their hunger. Pretty sure convictions would be put aside for a majority. Cuteness, intelligence, whatever...they are still the 'them' to our 'us' in the end.

    2. Re:Its not about intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Starvation will also drive people to steal, murder, and renege on any oath. As such, a vegetarian's willingness to eat meat when starving is just evidence that the survival instinct will override any moral sensibility, not that deep down inside all vegetarians are really hypocrites.

      So, we should not base laws on what people do when they are starving, but rather on what we think people should do when they are not starving. The fact that a starving person will eat an octopus is no argument for keeping that activity legal.

      The real test of a person's moral backbone is a test of complete freedom...when necessity does not bind one's hand, and consequences are a non-sequitur, then we see what a person is really made of.
       

  3. Yes by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not an expert, but assuming octopi are that intelligent based upon brain size might be a false assumption. Their brains may be large to support their chameleon skin systems. Octopi are smart, but they don't have long life spans, advanced language or tool use as far as I know.

    I do think everyone should take whales off the menu.

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  4. Re:People by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What makes "people" (by which I gather you mean humans) special so that you won't eat them? I see two possibilities. One, that you don't want to pick up the various parasites and diseases that a human can have. Second, that you might think that for whatever reasons it is better on principle to have a living human than a few tens of kilograms of protein.

    The latter is what provides the ethical argument for treating anything that we can consider "near" human as human for various purposes such as whether to eat them. If we're so considerate of ourselves that cannibalism is usually considered a grievous crime, then maybe we should be a bit more considerate of animals that approach us in intellect.

  5. Re:People by ugen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Self-preservation. We are people, hence by social contract we (no longer) eat each other. That way each of us can feel safe that others will not consume him. We consider people who violate that rule criminals or insane and deal with them appropriately.

    There is no such social contract with animals. We can eat them and they, occasionally, eat humans too.

  6. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Social contract? What a load of crap. Most animals do not eat member of their own species. Do you you think it's because they also have a "social contract"?

    We do not eat our own species for exactly the same reason other animals do not eat member of their own species : animal instincts which are the result of evolution. Of course, we like to believe we're "intelligent" and our behavior and moral values are the result of our reasoning, but that's just our usual delusion. We're just animals. Nothing more.

  7. Re:People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Kant's imperative fails the moment you realize you like fucking your wife in the ass, she enjoys it too, yet you wouldn't want her to fuck you in the ass.

  8. Re:People by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Face it: humans really are different from the other animals.

    Oh, really?

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  9. I heretofor vow... by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...not to eat any animal that specifically asks me not to.

  10. Re:People by JakeBurn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While carrion technically is any decaying meat that is no longer inside of a living animal, its definition is certainly restricted when talking about carrion eaters,(scavengers). Decay is retarded in aged meats by not allowing natural agents in that would start the normal decay process. Otherwise all meat eaters would be classified as carrion eaters as the instant the chemical signals for life stop, the meat becomes carrion. And they don't age most beef to give it any sort of 'carrion tang' they do it to break down the callogenic fibers that hold the meat together and give it a less tough texture. Any noticeable flavor only comes long after the time limits they put on most meats you can buy in the USA. I used to hunt deer and spent extra money to have some of it aged, and unless you dry age for a long time the taste is pretty much the same as straight out of the animal. Only its lack of toughness is noticeable. That's also why you only find high end places, (that charge considerable amounts of money), selling anything with any sort of aged flavor.