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What Will It Take To Run a 2-Hour Marathon?

HughPickens.com writes Alex Hutchinson writes at Runner's World that runners have cut the distance to the sub-two marathon in half since 1998, but it will get progressively harder to trim the remaining seconds. Still, the physiologists tell us that it's not impossible, meaning it is possible. Hutchinson says it will take several things: a cold day in March or November; a straight, flat course that is mind-numbingly boring; pacemakers who will shepherd leaders around the course cutting the wind and setting the pace; and a runner with a frame of about 5'6", weight of about 120 pounds, and towering self-confidence.The road is so flat and straight, you can see them coming from a mile away. Six runners flow in arrowhead formation around the Canadian city of Saskatoon. The early November air is still and dry, the sky overcast, and the temperature hovers a bit above freezing, just as predicted. All in their early 20s, they've been training together for this moment for years; only in the last month did their coach select which three will go for the record. The remaining three form the front of the arrowhead, blocking the wind and enduring the mental effort of controlling the pace. Should one of them cross the finish line in two hours—or faster—all six will share equally in the $50 million jackpot promised by the heirs to the Hoka One One fortune. The pot of money is up for grabs, for any runner, anywhere in the world. The chase is on. So, will they make it? And what year is this? I'm saying the year is...2075—and they make it.

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  1. Summary by Dan+East · · Score: 3, Informative

    Alex Hutchinson writes at Runner's World that runners have cut the distance to the sub-two marathon in half since 1998, but it will get progressively harder to trim the remaining seconds.

    Writing fail. Don't use the term "distance" to discuss intervals in time, especially when the topic specifically involves covering a specific distance as fast as possible. At first I thought they meant that the distance the runners have to race has been reduced in order to be able to run it in two hours.

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    1. Re:Summary by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Informative
      It is a clumsy piece or writing. It may well make sense to the tiny minority of people who know (or care) what a "sub-two" marathon refers to.

      However without the reference to Runner's World it's not even clear that the piece is about athletics. It could have meant any sort of marathon: watching a TV series, eating long sandwiches: anything.

      Wouldn't it have been simpler, clearer to write something like:
      In the past 16 years, marathon runners have cut the world record from 2hr 06:23 to 2hr 03:23. But as they get closer to the 2 hour mark, further improvements will become progressively harder to achieve.

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    2. Re:Summary by TWX · · Score: 2

      You're incorrect; Grammar Nazis want to see correct usage of vocabulary and grammatical constructs, and that desire extends to proper punctuation.

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    3. Re:Summary by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, you're not quite there yet. To be an appropriate Slashdot summary it should go:

      In the past sixteen (base 10) years, Marathon runners (people who run 42.195 km (or 26 miles) for recreation, god rest their souls) have cut the word record from 2 hours six minutes and twenty three seconds to 2 hours three minutes and twenty three seconds, further improvment's will become progressively harder to achieve.*

      *spelling and punctuation errors intentional

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  2. Duh.... by Bob_Who · · Score: 2

    ...at least 120 minutes.

  3. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought this was news for nerds.

    My idea of exercise is reaching for the remote, and my idea of a marathon involves many movies.

    Get this shit off my lawn.

    1. Re:News for nerds? by hooiberg · · Score: 2

      But this approaching sport with science. It has become a number game. Is the temperature too high? Forget it. Is your VO2 incorrect, you're screwed.

    2. Re:News for nerds? by Livius · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, this is only *talking* about exercising - it's okay.

  4. What a great summary by rebelwarlock · · Score: 3, Funny

    "it's not impossible, meaning it is possible."

    You don't say.

  5. almost. by hooiberg · · Score: 2

    At most 120 minutes

    1. Re:almost. by Livius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly 120 minutes. No more, no less.

      That's harder than it sounds.

    2. Re:almost. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Heisenberg says it's impossible.

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  6. The Elephant in the Room by segedunum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Performance enhancing drugs. Athletes at most levels of competition are at least training on them, so let's be honest, eh?

  7. Re:more likely from Kenya than Canada by Brian+O'Brien · · Score: 2

    Kenya or Ethiopia. Every human being to ever run less than 2:05 is from one of those countries.

    Not true. Ryan Hall (a USian) ran 2:04:58. Even though we got halfway there in the last 17 years, it's important to consider that there has been a massive movement of focus from 10k to the marathon for many athletes during that time due to increased money only in the marathon, and in 1998 the marathon record was slightly soft compared with the track events. Also let's not forget that the rate of improvement will slow down as times get faster, otherwise we'll run the race in zero seconds somewhere before the year 3000. The most important race determining when a sub-2 happens is that between the drug cheats and the drug testers. Without being able to predict that gap, it will be tough to guess when sub-2 occurs. Most records currently happen in Berlin, but a straighter course would help, as would one that exploits the allowed elevation drop of 42m. As a 45 year old runner, I'm optimistic of seeing a sub-2 in my lifetime.

  8. Re:Some physiologists by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This.

    Also, whoever does finally break two hours is going to be an outlier on all of the charts, so looking at averages of statistical samples isn't going to help.

    For example in my own case: I'm 49 and I ran 2:57 this year, which puts me in the top 2.5% overall and 1% for my age. For me to run my best I need a day temperature of around 60F so I'm way off that particular chart.

    I also disagree with the idea that a flat course is necessarily the fastest. Of course you don't want mountains, but some small changes of gradient can allow changes in muscle usage leading to reduction of fatigue. I've run both Hamburg and Berlin several times; I find the slightly more undulating Hamburg to be noticably easier than Berlin.

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  9. A wheelchair by rossdee · · Score: 2

    and a downhill course

    1. Re:A wheelchair by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The wheelchair record is actually only about 80 minutes total. So they've already beat that 2 hour record by over 40 minutes... and that's on a standard marathon course, not one that's downhill.

  10. Wind, not still air. by pz · · Score: 2

    The summary implies that the front triangle of runners will be necessary to cut the wind generated from the athletes running through the air, and thus, that the air is still.

    Wind at the runners' backs, on the other hand, obviates that issue entirely.

    Also, just above freezing is probably too cold because it requires extra clothing (and thus weight) to protect the extremities. Ideal running weather is in the 50s F / 10s C.

    The summary further posits that a flat, straight course is best without citing any evidence. Do we know that sustained, constant exertion is more efficient over a two hour period than exertion that has a cyclic component? Yes, a course that has gentle ups and downs will probably take more energy to run (as the runners need to lift themselves up each hill, and don't generally get that energy back), but is there empirical evidence that it will always be slower? Consider the extreme of a course that starts out at a higher elevation than it finishes, but is strictly linear in altitude between the start and finish lines. It will surely be faster than a straight, flat course without any change in elevation.

    The limiting factor, it would seem to me, is that the ideal course to minimize speed has not been constructed.

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    1. Re:Wind, not still air. by itzly · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wind at the runners' backs, on the other hand, obviates that issue entirely.

      Except that for the record to be accepted, start and finish of the race cannot be further apart than 50% of the total distance. That means that at least for part of the race, the wind cannot be consistently from their back (unless it happens to be turning at the right time). In that case, a strong wind is most likely a disadvantage overall.

  11. Re:more likely from Kenya than Canada by Isaac-1 · · Score: 2

    Weight is not the only factor, have you compared the overall design of a running shoe from the 1990's vs current ones? I am not saying this is the only effect, but over the course of a long run everything adds up, including anti fatigue cushioning.....

  12. I hate the marathon by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    The route of the marathon in my city completely encircles the block I live on, so from 1am tomorrow morning until 6pm tomorrow night I won't be able to get off my block. It sucks. At about 5am tomorrow, I will start to hear people lining up in front of my house with little cowbells that they use to cheer on the runners and then at about 6:00 am, the bad blues band (because Chicago marathon, get it) will start to warm up. It's like someone threw a party at your house at six in the morning and not only do you hate parties at 6am but they never asked your permission.

    I don't get grumpy very often, but the annual marathon makes me grumpy. The only fun part is watching the paramarathoners go by first, on their high-tech racing wheelchairs, going like crazy and then the first few runners glide by, looking like they could run forever and then five hours later, the fatsos huffing and puffing and looking like they'd kill for a cigarette and a slice of pie.

    Oh hell, let them have their party.

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    1. Re: I hate the marathon by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Oh, oh, since you mention it, all the goofball co-workers and friends of the poor fools running the marathon will be standing on my lawn tearing up the last of the grass. Then, when they leave, I'll find a pile of "Bank of America Loves the Marathon" boom sticks, empty packets of that gatorade super power formula squeeze packs, freebie water bottles and empty syringes of human growth hormone mixed with methamphetamine. And because my block is a nice quiet residential place, a bunch of the marathoners will decide to come and use my alley for a toilet. A couple of years ago, I walked outside to take out the garbage and came upon some bony creature of indiscernible gender with his/her pants around her ankles taking a dookie right behind my garbage cans. He/she looked up and me with sorrowful eyes as if to say, "Hey, I trained for 11 months and through it all away on an Italian sausage sandwich with extra peppers 8 hours before the race".

      No, I am not a fan of urban marathons. They should hold them out in the desert someplace where the runners can crap next to a cactus and nobody will care but a few lizards with crap on their heads.

      If they really want to improve the times of the marathon, you send out two groups of runners: the first one comprised of regular marathon runners and the second group of marathon runners armed with tasers. Then you tell the second group, "You know, those guys in the first group said you're looking like your body mass index has gone over 16."

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  13. What will it take to run a 2-hour marathon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    About 2 hours

  14. Re:Isn't "Cutting the Wind" cheating? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

    It's not cheating if it's part of the strategy of the event. See also: NASCAR, speed skating, bicycle racing, etc. It just means that in addition to raw speed, the runner needs to effectively manage the interactions with other runners.

    At any rate, this arbitrary milestone would have been achieved long ago if the wavelength of light emitted by exited caesium 133 atoms were only a tiny fraction of a percent longer.

  15. 2025 is much more likely. by fhage · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My molecular virologist friend's laboratory has been inserting genes into adult mouse hearts. Today, scientists can turn a couch mouse into a elite athlete with an injection (directly into the heart). It won't be long before someone decides to do this in humans. One no longer needs to be born with the genes of an elite athlete to become one. Researchers in his lab are now studying python heart genetics to better understand the mechanisms which allow the python to double the size of its heart in 24 hours after eating. Personal genetic modification is just around the corner. I predict we'll be able to engineer better athletes within a decade.

    (One of my prouder nerd moments was when I came up with the idea of a better, more humane mouse dynamometer and had a prototype built later that evening. Researchers now use my design, instead of forcing the modified mice to run to the point of exhaustion on an inclined treadmill with a motivational electrical shock grid at the back.)