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FBI Director Continues His Campaign Against Encryption

apexcp writes Following the announcements that Apple and Google would make full disk encryption the default option on their smartphones, FBI director James Comey has made encryption a key issue of his tenure. His blitz continues today with a speech that says encryption will hurt public safety.

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  1. The Children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please think of the children!

    1. Re:The Children! by Russ1642 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pervert. Stop thinking of the children that way!

    2. Re:The Children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stop thinking of the children, you pedophile!

    3. Re:The Children! by Bodhammer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a little bit of throw up in my mouth now... thanks

      --
      "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
  2. Re:I don't trust it by Russ1642 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not remotely. Because the iPhone is from America, as everyone knows, and America is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the iPhone encryption.

    Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

    Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?