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Judge Says EA Battlefield 4 Execs Engaged In "Puffery," Not Fraud

DemonOnIce writes with a story, as reported by Ars Technica, that a federal judge in San Francisco has dismissed a proposed securities fraud class action lawsuit connected to Battlefield 4's bungled rollout. From the report: EA and several top executives were sued in December and were accused of duping investors with their public statements and concealing issues with the first-person shooter game. The suit claimed executives were painting too rosy of a picture surrounding what ultimately would be Battlefield 4's disastrous debut on various gaming consoles beginning last October, including the next-generation Xbox One. But US District Judge Susan Illston of San Francisco said their comments about EA and the first-person shooter game were essentially protected corporate speak. "The Court agrees with defendants that all of the purported misstatements are inactionable statements of opinion, corporate optimism, or puffery," Illston ruled Monday.

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  1. Link... by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The link in the summary leads to "Sapphire manufacturer and Apple agree to part ways “amicably”" GJ Editors

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    1. Re:Link... by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, to be fair, that story was immediately below the one they presumably intended to link.

      Although now we have a definitive answer to "do the editors bother checking the stories being linked to when they post stories."

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    2. Re:Link... by SirDrinksAlot · · Score: 1

      LAWSUIT! I was expecting news for nerds, stuff that matters! Not something about Apple and a company that built it's foundation on rumors that it didn't bother trying to distance it self from thus being responsible for the hole they dug them self.

      I demand stuff that matters!

    3. Re:Link... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      they don't even have to check the story, they can just check the title of the story embedded in the URL.

    4. Re:Link... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      The URL text contains the title of the story it's pointing to. Just hovering over the link, or pasting the URL in between the double quotes of <a href=""></a> will tell you where the link is going.

      There's incompetence, and then there's gross incompetence. Guess which one this falls into.

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    5. Re:Link... by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Timmothy has been around far too long here to be expected to do his job.

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    6. Re:Link... by antdude · · Score: 1

      And you haven't been spelling his name for a long time? :P

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    7. Re:Link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never attribute to incompetence what can be explained by gross incompetence.

    8. Re:Link... by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      I think I am adding the extra "m" to his name to explain the "Massive" failure that he is as an editor. I will have to watch for that.

      Thanks

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    9. Re:Link... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Hehe. Also, you forgot to punctuate at the end of your last sentence. ;)

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  2. Puffery by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 5, Informative

    The United States Federal Trade Commission (FTC) defined puffery as a "term frequently used to denote the exaggerations reasonably to be expected of a seller as to the degree of quality of his product, the truth or falsity of which cannot be precisely determined."

    The FTC stated in 1984 that puffery does not warrant enforcement action by the Commission. In its FTC Policy Statement on Deception, the Commission stated: "The Commission generally will not pursue cases involving obviously exaggerated or puffing representations, i.e., those that the ordinary consumers do not take seriously." e.g., "The Finest Fried Chicken in the World."

    Source

    In other words, caveat emptor.

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    1. Re:Puffery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was the finest Slashdot post I have ever read.

    2. Re:Puffery by Drethon · · Score: 1

      But... but... I spent money and didn't get what I wanted!

    3. Re:Puffery by Payden+K.+Pringle · · Score: 1

      Whoa, whoa, whoa.

      If that's the definition, there's one issue with the Judge's decision. The definition of puffery requires that the customer doesn't take the claim seriously. It sounds like the investors (the customers in this case, in a sense) did indeed take them seriously.

      Caveat emptor, yes, but regardless, by the FTC's definition, this isn't puffery. Not sure what it is, but it's not that.

    4. Re:Puffery by kruach+aum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That the consumer is not to take seriously the claim that the game will work at launch is completely unreasonable.

    5. Re:Puffery by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      More like "But I invested money and got the shaft". But yeah, when you're investing, you're definitely taking on risk.

    6. Re:Puffery by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      No. It requires that the customer should not take such claims seriously. There is no lower limit to human intelligence.

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    7. Re:Puffery by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I think when they say "customers don't" it's implied that they mean most (as opposed to all) customers don't.

      Because, let's face it, there's always one idiot.

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    8. Re:Puffery by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

      The definition of puffery requires that the customer doesn't take the claim seriously.

      Not "customer," but rather "ordinary consumers." For the courts to reward the customers who believe the claims and not those who didn't would be to reward the people who are gullible--or at least those who claim to be gullible.

      It sounds like the investors (the customers in this case, in a sense) did indeed take them seriously.

      They have a vested interest to make that claim.

      ~Loyal

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    9. Re:Puffery by alen · · Score: 2

      it means you have to be smarter than a gnat and not take marketing nonsense seriously to get you to buy a product before it's released on hype alone

    10. Re:Puffery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That claim was not being adjudicated.

      They would have had better grounds with that.

      They were arguing the execs willfully made promises they knew they could not keep. The Judge declared that they should have known better than to trust an execs financial estimates. Literally that is the ruling, the Judge is ruling they should have known not to trust exaggerated claims made by the company.

    11. Re:Puffery by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      For the courts to reward the customers who believe the claims and not those who didn't would be to reward the people who are gullible--or at least those who claim to be gullible.

      While I hate rewarding people for being gullible (perhaps deliberately so), it would be a good way to end all the exaggeration and misrepresentation done to sell goods. The world would be a better place if corporations had to be objective and stick to the facts when advertising their goods.

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    12. Re:Puffery by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I understand that puffery more or less gives companies to make claims which aren't supportable as fact ("Best Pizza in the World") ... but can you make statements which mislead investors?

      Isn't that covered under the SEC?

      Because, if companies can hide behind puffery when they're doing their financial forecasting ... then it's time to admit the entire stock market is a lie, and mostly comes down to how well the CEO lies to (or bribes) the analysts.

      Of course, many of us have suspected that to be the case for years.

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    13. Re:Puffery by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

      The world would be a better place if corporations had to be objective and stick to the facts when advertising their goods.

      And while we're at it we can make it illegal for politicians to make claims they don't follow through with. And religions. Religions can't make any claims they can't objectively prove. And political action committees. And athiests. Athiests won't be able to claim there is no god unless they can prove there is none. And the press. The press won't be able to report anything unless the reporter actually saw and understands it. I'm sick and tired of reading science reports where the reporter gets the basic science wrong. You know, I think you may be on to something here. Perhaps we could have a Ministry of Truth, and the Ministry of Truth could have two books. One book could list everything that's mandatory, and the other everything that's forbidden. Everything that can be spoken or written would be in one of those two books. In no time at all we would have Utopia.

      ~Loyal

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    14. Re:Puffery by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Why do we allow that, though? It's ok for companies to lie to you, as long as someone smart enough (i.e., someone who's learned through experience that advertising claims are unreliable) knows that they're lying. Sure, it makes the people who say such things feel better/superior for being "smarter than a gnat," but, at the heart of it, we're still saying it's ok for companies to mislead in order to take money, as long as they're cagey enough about it. Boo.

    15. Re:Puffery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC because I forgot to add: I suspect (strongly believe) that "puffery" is actually quite effective, and that many people believe it enough to fork over some money to find out if it's true. And if, as apologists claim, it's so ineffective, then surely there's no harm in banning it. Requiring a threshold of "intelligence" in order to not get burned by socially sanctioned lying is probably not morally defensible.

    16. Re:Puffery by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "The world would be a better place if corporations had to be objective and stick to the facts when advertising their goods"

      While I agree with the sentiment, this would increase the regulatory bureaucracy, which would inevitably be influenced by, you guessed it, lobbyists.

      Interestingly, sadly, paradoxically, freedom of speech implies freedom to lie. To effectively combat this, I think we would end up losing some of that "essential liberty" in your tagline.

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    17. Re:Puffery by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      One book could list everything that's mandatory, and the other everything that's forbidden.

      My SO already has these.

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    18. Re:Puffery by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's ok either, but the reality is that if you're young and immature or old and infirm, there are regs to keep fraud to a dull roar. All others, caveat emptor.

      I think private orgs like Consumer reports, epinions.com, product reviews at shopping sites, etc, is an effective way to get past the bs.

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  3. Puffery? by Grumpinuts · · Score: 1

    Sounds like when you have an unnatural sexual relationship with a small black and white sea bird.

    1. Re:PUFFERY? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Note that comparatives "our product A is better than B" are more likely to be actionable than superlatives "our product A is the best."

      It's official. Doublespeak is now codified in law.

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    2. Re:Puffery? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      It sounds like something else in England. And something different again in Germany.

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    3. Re:PUFFERY? by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's official. Doublespeak is now codified in law.

      It's only fair. Law is encoded in Doublespeak.

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    4. Re:PUFFERY? by Reason58 · · Score: 1

      When you state that your product (A) is the best a reasonable person would assume that means you are better than B, C, D, E ... Z.

    5. Re:PUFFERY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you state that your product (A) is the best a reasonable person would assume that means you are better than B, C, D, E ... Z.

      no, a reasonable person would assume that you're trying to sell your product to them.

      only an idiot would assume your product is literally better than all your competitors.

    6. Re:PUFFERY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best by what Metric? Product A is the best -product made by their company-, true statement. Product A is best is an incredibly vague and useless statement.
      As such courts recognize it for what it is -nonsense and consider it non-actionable.

      This is pretty established case law. Most likely the plaintiff's attorney's new they were asking the court to determine if the statements were puffery or not.

    7. Re:PUFFERY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the simplest solution to the problem is for the media to refuse to quote C*O's on anything related to their product if the quote isn't potentially actionable.

      Before: Shares of [company] are up after the CEO said that the new product "will be the bestest, most awesomest thing ever."
      After: CEO spouted the usual puffery and refused to cite any facts about the new product. Buyer beware: puffery is often used to trick consumers into buying an inferior product.

    8. Re:PUFFERY? by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      Puffery, as in Puffing... So what the judge is saying is "EA Blows"? :)

    9. Re:PUFFERY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you state that your product (A) is the best a reasonable person would assume that means you are better than B, C, D, E ... Z.

      no, a reasonable person would assume that you're trying to sell your product to them.

      Of course that's what you're trying to do. By conveying that your product (A) is the best.

      only an idiot would assume your product is literally better than all your competitors.

      What part is assumed? The company literally stated their product is the best; that literally meanings it's better than all the competition.

      What you really meant to say in your reply? Companies are liars and we, as consumers, are expected to presume that they'll try to be as fraudulent as possible resting on the idea that "beyond a reasonable doubt" is such a high burden that most juries will deadlock unless specific metrics or specific comparisons are made. That is, a company that general lies is off the hook because, as another post states, caveat emptor. That's some nice double talk (and I agree to another post, some degree of double think). It's also clearly bullshit and you supporting it by trying to repaint what they stated to weasel out of the clear implications only furthers the point.

      Honestly, if you think your product is the best, then stand by that conviction. If you don't think your product is the best but is just really good and a good value, then state that. And if you think your product is generally crappy but a great value for the minimal that many people need, state that. There's no reason to, you know, lie, except that the law (because of people like you) think it's somehow acceptable, so we've had a race to the bottom in advertising and clearly lies like that work because it's virtually impossible to get any signal (truth) when all there are is noise (lies).

    10. Re:PUFFERY? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      puffery has been around for a century. pt barnum, sucker born every minute, and such.

    11. Re:PUFFERY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Doublespeak is now codified in law."

      Um, the common law concept of "puffery" has been around for centuries...

    12. Re:PUFFERY? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So it boils down to them not specifically having said "it will work at launch"?

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    13. Re:PUFFERY? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I'll call your century, and raise you five millenium.

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  4. PUFFERY? by slackoon · · Score: 3, Informative

    from ars technica...

    Puffery is a well-defined term by the FTC, but still ends up as a "know it when you see it" thing sometimes. Here's an FTC handout discussing it with consumers. The basic point is that if a company says that something is generically awesome, that's probably just puffery and not actionable. If they use measurable numbers, talk about specifics, or directly compare it to one or more competitors, that can require proof and be actionable. Note that comparatives "our product A is better than B" are more likely to be actionable than superlatives "our product A is the best."

  5. Lesson learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those investors will never take EA seriously again.

    1. Re:Lesson learned by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3

      Just like the gamers!

    2. Re:Lesson learned by Holi · · Score: 1

      Until their stock goes up again.

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    3. Re:Lesson learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. Good one.

  6. Look ma', I'm replying to myself! by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

    those that the ordinary consumers do not take seriously." e.g., "The Finest Fried Chicken in the World."

    So I wonder how that works out in the context of:

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

    Is "all you can eat", from a legal point of view, considered an "exaggerated or puffing representation", i.e. one "that the ordinary consumers do not take seriously"? Or would Homer's complaint be taken up by the FTC?

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    1. Re:Look ma', I'm replying to myself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point.

      A restaurant that served an all you can eat buffet of Oyster's once got in trouble for exactly this when they asked a customer to stop eating the Oyster's.
      He sued and won and got to come back and eat all the Oyster's he wanted.

      However in general All you can Eat is normally 'a bit of puffery' in that if they run out of food they don't have to get more, or if its closing time you can't stay and keep eating.

      So in fact you have found the edge case that is regularly used by the court to refine the legal definition.

      Since Investors are trained to expect Exec's to constantly lie about results I think the court is in a good position given the expected behavior within that particular marketplace. The rule is interpreted within the context of the particular business environ. There exists no absolute 'Puffery' metric. That would be cool!

    2. Re:Look ma', I'm replying to myself! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :%s/Oyster's/oysters/g

  7. You know by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know... I was downtown, selling some fine imported watches to passers by, and a police officer did not find my excuse of "Puffery" nearly as understandable as this judge seems to. Apparently Puffery isn't not allowed at $100, but is at $100million. Interesting indeed. I need to raise my price point!

    1. Re:You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you saying the watches were Swiss (possibly fraud) or super accurate (puffery-unless the hands were painted on and even then the watch was dead ontwice a day)?

  8. Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...inactionable statements of opinion, corporate optimism, or puffery,

    Yes. And in my opinion, CEOs, PR people and sales people are all lying sacks of shit.

    The burden of proof is always on business.

  9. "Protected Corporate Speak"? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Corporations are not just people, but protected people now.

    1. Re:"Protected Corporate Speak"? by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

      Corporations are not just people, but protected people now.

      That worries me. Suppose a policeman admitted that people had a right against unreasonable search and seizure, but homes don't. Since this home doesn't have any rights then it's perfectly alright to search the papers and effects in this home. Denied? OMG!!! The Supreme Court has ruled that houses are protected people.

      ~Loyal

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    2. Re:"Protected Corporate Speak"? by sjames · · Score: 2

      More likely it goes the other way.

      For example, the whole civil forfeiture thing relies on the courts determining that when the form is like State of Police vs. $100,000 in cash, the owner of the cash is a 3rd party and so has no cause of action and the cash isn't a person so it has no rights to due process at all.

      The correct ruling is that the papers are yours, not the house's and you have a right to not have your papers and effects searched without a warrant.

    3. Re:"Protected Corporate Speak"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you join the Move To Amend movement, and maybe get all your friends and relatives onboard too. It's the only way we will ever stop this kind of bullshit.

    4. Re:"Protected Corporate Speak"? by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

      The correct ruling is that the papers are yours, not the house's and you have a right to not have your papers and effects searched without a warrant.

      Agreed. And the correct ruling in this case is that all of the purported misstatements are inactionable statements of opinion, optimism, or puffery, and that the owners of the corporation have a right to make those statements, and that the government may not infringe them.

      ~Loyal

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    5. Re:"Protected Corporate Speak"? by sjames · · Score: 1

      In this particular case, that appears to be true. The statementys that were made appear to be no more optomistic than would normally be expected from a naturally biased management.

      Puffery is often seriously abused as a concept and that makes people question it reflexively, but in this case it seems correct.

    6. Re:"Protected Corporate Speak"? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      "Protected Corporate Speech" according to Ars Technica's editorialization. The decision itself doesn't use such a term, because it would be totally meaningless. And at any rate, most of the things said were not said by EA, but by a number of officers and executives of EA, and they were sued personally. So the majority of the claims were not about corporate speech at all. They also were not ruled "protected", they were ruled "inactionable" (under the SEC regulations against misleading investors).

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  10. Buyer Beware by Ziggitz · · Score: 1

    If you are investing in the video games industry you had better know what you're getting yourself into. The notion that the words of the executives of the company has any bearing on the end result of a product they have no hand in, don't understand and is ultimately a subjective experience is absurd. It's like making investment decisions based off of Disney executives claiming Star Wars episode 7 is going to be the best Star Wars movie ever.

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  11. Wait? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean Ringling Brothers ISN'T actually the greatest show on earth?

  12. Duke Nukem Forever by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Technology is complicated. Creative stuff is complicated. As a result, when you have them both together that's an area where shit goes arse over tit sometimes. It's probably the exception when it doesn't.

    If you don't like that, invest in a company that makes toasters.

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  13. what? by Bengie · · Score: 1

    Even if they weren't intentionally lying, telling investors information that is effectively false is at best being self delusional, which is professionally irresponsible.

    If I didn't lock the bank vault at night, for several years in a row, and my sole job was to protect the vault, then someone broke in and stole everything, could I get away with "puffery" because I told others, with confidence, that I as protecting the vault?

    How about a surgeon who is asked to do a surgery, but by no means should because he had no experience. But because the surgeon felt "optimistic", someone died. Ohh, it was just "puffery".

    Call it what it is, willfully ignorant lying.

    1. Re:what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No,

      Saying 'I am qualified to perform this surgery' is an actionable claim because it is specific.

      Saying 'I am the greatest Surgeon ever' is not an actionable claim because it is clearly 'Puffery'.

      Accredited Investors are in general familiar with Hogwash.

    2. Re:what? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I read the court document sounded like a bunch of opinions made on earnings call about a product that hadn't even been finished. Things like we started early than previous transitions to new game consoles, are going to work closer with vendors, and I think this is going to be the best launch ever is not the same as what you are talking about.

    3. Re:what? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Even if they weren't intentionally lying, telling investors information that is effectively false is at best being self delusional, which is professionally irresponsible.

      To be fair, EA and the Battlefield series has been going downhill for a long time. The BF3 was complete shite and I fell off the bandwagon after that. Given all the other bungled EA product launches (the Sims, Sim City) its hardly surprising.

      I kind of have a hard time feeling sorry for people who bought BF4, the pattern was there clear as day. Caveat Emptor as they say.

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    4. Re:what? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I kind of have a hard time feeling sorry for people who bought BF4, the pattern was there clear as day. Caveat Emptor as they say.

      Hey, when it works bf4 is completely awesome and brilliant. It's just a shame it only works about 10% of the time. But they consider the game fixed enough to add in customisation on parachutes yet the 'kin game never saves your loadouts (at least it don't on the xbone) :|

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  14. Pufery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh ... now if you state things other than facts ..... aka: mistruths .... it is legal.

  15. What's this, a Dilbert cartoon? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    With the PHB somehow becoming a judge?

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  16. I didn't lie, I just gave false statement by gurps_npc · · Score: 2

    Wow, the ability to come up with "he did it, but it' wasn't bad enough to warrant legal action" excuses has had a huge renaissance.

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    1. Re:I didn't lie, I just gave false statement by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Wow, the ability to come up with "he did it, but it' wasn't bad enough to warrant legal action" excuses has had a huge renaissance.

      More like you accuse someone of defamation and it's the difference between "He told people I'm an asshole" and "He told people I'm a child molester". Both are defamatory statements by definition "1. (Law) injurious to someone's name or reputation)" but only one is actually illegal. Even if you're selling a polished turd you can make a lot a objectively highly questionable praise, misleading statistics and lies by omission without actually incriminating yourself. Like the defamation example above, you usually have to be caught in a factual lie in order to be convicted. Every sales pitch strategy I've been involved in involved pushing our strengths and concealing our weakness, if that was illegal we'd have to put all of marketing and sales in jail. And every person who went on a date ever. Meaning /. won't change much, I guess.

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    2. Re:I didn't lie, I just gave false statement by skine · · Score: 1

      Your example is wanting.

      Calling someone a child molester is making a factual claim that said person has molested at least one child. Calling someone an asshole isn't making a claim about anything, other than displeasure. At least, that's assuming that rectums aren't granted personhood. Neither falls into any sort of gray area.

      For that gray area, to claim defamation over lying requires not only that the person lied, but that the lie was sufficient to cause some sort of damages and that it went beyond the expectation for them to make misleading or outright false statements.

  17. C'est la vie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Money talks, bullshit walks.

  18. You are Timmothy's boss? by s.petry · · Score: 2

    Nobody can dispute the error, but to assume you know what a person's job entails is asinine. Unless of course you can demonstrate what their contract contains to ensure that their only responsibility is as an editor.

    As a guess, all of the Slashdot editors are editors for a few minutes a day (at most) and not provided time to fully research topics and validate content.

    I don't expect them to lay out their job responsibility list any time a mistake happens and instead propose that instead of attacking a person, attack the management. Dice management has not done a very good job with other things (*cough* BETA! *cough*) so why would you assume they are doing well managing employee responsibilities?

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    1. Re:You are Timmothy's boss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Senior System Engineer/Architect/Douchebag"

      FTFY

  19. The Bill Clinton defense ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I didn't lie, I just gave false statement"

    Also known as the Bill Clinton defense, with respect to his testimony before a federal judge under oath.

  20. Ah Investors, I Feel Your Pain by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    For I too have, far too often, put some money into something EA said would be awesome and it turned out to be a pile of crap. With time, you'll learn to be suspicious of anything EA says. Next year when they do "Restockening, the Sequil", I assure you that it will suck every bit as much as the original did. If you wait a few months before buying, you might be able to pick their stock up cheap (or possibly even free) during a Steam sale. That's just how you need to play the game, if you don't want to waste your money.

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    1. Re:Ah Investors, I Feel Your Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wait a few months before buying, you might be able to pick their stock up cheap (or possibly even free) during a Steam sale. That's just how you need to play the game, if you don't want to waste your money.

      Does EA actually put their stuff on Steam?

      I stopped giving a crap about anything EA makes after Mass Effect 3, but I was under the impression that EA only published PC games on Origin, not Steam.

    2. Re:Ah Investors, I Feel Your Pain by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      I thought I had some of their titles from there, but it's been a while since I checked. I don't really go seeking out EA titles for the reasons we're all familiar with. Last time they bought a game company I liked I swore for about 10 minutes, because I knew that once EA got ahold of them with that famous reverse-Midas-touch of theirs, the company and its software would turn into shit. Oh well, whatcha gonna do...

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  21. Yet it's still unplayable.... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    The game is still a steaming pile of crap, I still warn people away from it and anything else that comes from that franchise ever again.

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    1. Re:Yet it's still unplayable.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yep, even now it still has launch day bugs, and if you raise it on their forums which is where you're told to raise it by DICE you get censored by their resident fanboys with mod powers who tell you to raise it with DICE who tell you to raise it with EA and so on.

      If they can't even keep track of whose tracking issues and have a handful of mod power enabled fanboys to silence their customers then what hope is there of them ever producing anything not shit?

      Really, issue tracking isn't a new thing, there are pretty well established methods of doing it now and yet DICE/EA somehow just can't log a launch day bug and deal with it in almost a year.

    2. Re:Yet it's still unplayable.... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Ditto, warned people away, even bought my friend cs:go after I initially had him buy BF4, so we could still play together

      You evil, evil bastard.

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    3. Re:Yet it's still unplayable.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DICE cant make games anymore. They are no talent morons.

  22. Just like Bush's wars, off the hook for puffery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any reasonable person should have recognized puffery -- he was inflating his claims.

  23. Yet it's still unplayable.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ditto, warned people away, even bought my friend cs:go after I initially had him buy BF4, so we could still play together

  24. EA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was made by EA, so there was a 0% chance that I would ever buy or play it to begin with.

    1. Re:EA by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Made by dice. EA are publishers and don't make shit apart from trumped up claims.

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    2. Re:EA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EA_Digital_Illusions_CE
      "EA Digital Illusions Creative Entertainment AB[3] (also known as EA Digital Illusions CE, EA DICE, or DICE) is a Swedish video game developer, wholly owned by Electronic Arts."

  25. PUFFERY IS FRAUD by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    If one tells it like it is puffery is fraud just as a salesman's soap is fraud. If a product is desireable enough no sales efforts are required. The reason that we have marketing and sales is that most products really are not desireable at all.

    1. Re:PUFFERY IS FRAUD by jittles · · Score: 1

      If one tells it like it is puffery is fraud just as a salesman's soap is fraud. If a product is desireable enough no sales efforts are required. The reason that we have marketing and sales is that most products really are not desireable at all.

      How do I know what a product does without sales or marketing? Someone has to know about it in order for word of mouth to take effect. And what is word of mouth but a viral marketing campaign? I agree that most products are average or mediocre, but to say that sales and marketing is completely useless on a desirable product is naivety at its finest.

  26. new word! by JigJag · · Score: 1

    I propose the word 'Puffoon' to mark the case, see Wikipedia for my inspiration.

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