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Antares Rocket Explodes On Launch

sneakyimp writes: The Antares rocket operated by Orbital Sciences Corporation exploded on launch due to a "catastrophic anomaly" after a flawless countdown. No injuries are reported and all personnel are accounted for. According to the audio stream hosted by local news affiliate WTVR's website, the Cygnus spacecraft contained classified crypto technology and efforts are being made to cordon off the wreckage area. Additionally, interviews of personnel and witness reports are to be limited to appropriate government agencies so that an accident report can be generated. This accident is likely to have a detrimental effect on the stock price of Orbital Sciences Corp, traded on the NYSE. The Antares rocket's engines are based on old soviet designs from the '60s. While this is sure to be a blow to NASA due to the cost, it may well boost the fortunes of SpaceX, a chief competitor of Orbital Sciences. Both companies were recently awarded resupply contracts by NASA.

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  1. Flawless Countdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, at least they got the hard part right.

    1. Re:Flawless Countdown by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Other companies run system diagnostics and verify that things are proper as part of the countdown

      Other companies don't use systemd.

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  2. Look on the bright side by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ISS crew will get their pizza for free now.

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    1. Re:Look on the bright side by LifesABeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      ISS Crew: "We ordered Deep Dish, NOT Extra Crispy!" And where are the Buffalo Wings Dipping Sauce?

    2. Re: Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's no such thing as a free launch.

    3. Re:Look on the bright side by Nimey · · Score: 5, Funny

      ICBM silo art: delivery anywhere in the world in 20 minutes or your next one's free!

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  3. Re:AI did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The office coffee machine is next.

  4. CNN is reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    no indications of terrorism linked to the destruction of the rocket.

    1. Re:CNN is reporting by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was aimed at ISS, not ISIS. I can see how that could be misunderstood though.

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  5. Re:There's a reason why... by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep. There's no such thing as a free launch.

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  6. How could they mess this up??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean it's not like it's rocket science...

  7. What I want to know... by Type44Q · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I want to know is if there's any truth to the rumors that Musk was seen leaving the area with an empty Stinger launch on one shoulder and a shit-eating grin on his face...

  8. OT by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Slashdot,

    I fail to see how the 13-year-old story about game design, "A 'Vow of Chastity' For Game Designers", is a related story, as indicated in the panel below the story between the "previous story" and "next story" links. Seriously, WTF? Less than worthless.

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  9. Re:Awww, diddums faww down go boom? by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it went boom, THEN fell down.

  10. Re:Horrible track record by arth1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's even worse when you notice that their tagline is "Innovation You Can Count On."

    One two boom four boom boom seven eight nine boom...

  11. Re:Wasn't aborted by the RSO either by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    That dog died 40 years ago somewhere in Siberia.

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  12. Re:Awww, diddums faww down go boom? by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it went boom, fell down, and we got a second boom for no added charge.

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  13. Re:Horrible track record by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kind of like Toyota's slogan

    "Toyota... Moving forward.... Even when you're jamming on the brakes!"

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  14. Re:That's the part that "counts" (groan) by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I think the launch pad area might need a fresh coat of paint or something...

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  15. Sabotage by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm, now who would want to see Orbital fail? Would anyone stand to benefit from that? Any companies that they are competing with for contracts or investment? Hmm...

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  16. Re:That's the part that "counts" (groan) by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you know WHY they use 40+ year old Russian engines? Because they are better than anything West has to offer.

    Yeah, western engines don't blow up on launch half as well as these do!

  17. Re:That's the part that "counts" (groan) by T.E.D. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you know WHY they use 40+ year old Russian engines? Because they are better than anything West has to offer... Russians had to blow up something like 30 rockets to get it right.

    Make that 31.