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Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right

HughPickens.com writes: The Independent reports that Pope Francis, speaking at the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, has declared that the theories of evolution and the Big Bang are real. "When we read about Creation in Genesis, we run the risk of imagining God was a magician, with a magic wand able to do everything. But that is not so," said Francis. "He created human beings and let them develop according to the internal laws that he gave to each one so they would reach their fulfillment." Francis explained that both scientific theories were not incompatible with the existence of a creator – arguing instead that they "require it." "Evolution in nature is not inconsistent with the notion of creation, because evolution requires the creation of beings that evolve." Experts say the Pope's comments put an end to the "pseudo theories" of creationism and intelligent design that some argue were encouraged by his predecessor, Benedict XVI who spoke out against taking Darwin too far.

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  1. Haleluja ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haleluja ...

  2. Re:Tip of the iceberg by jgtg32a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keeping an open mind is good but make sure your brain doesn't fall out.
     
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  3. thank goodness that argument is settled. by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a theoretical physics doctoral candidate I've spent many a night staring into the ceiling hoping the pope would confirm the fundamental compoent of everything from my undergraduate education to my last twelve grant proposals. My boyfriend, a medical doctor, is equally relieved to understand his approach to antibiotics has been validated in the context of the theory of evolution and not as medical science once assumed to 'the aetherous ichor of daemons betwixt these foul realms.'

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  4. Re:Tip of the iceberg by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you, I was just thinking: "You know, if there were space aliens in here, this whole book would be even more believable."

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  5. Re:Tip of the iceberg by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's how we know Scientology is real. I'm not saying it's because of aliens, but.... aliens.

  6. Re:Tip of the iceberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  7. Who's his favorite character... by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 2, Funny

    On "The Big Bang Theory". Mine is Penny. LOL

  8. Re:Tip of the iceberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm pie.

  9. Re:Tip of the iceberg by jamiesan · · Score: 3, Funny

    The aliens were just here for a picnic, and they spilled some of their primordial soup.

  10. Re:Tip of the iceberg by VAXcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    HA! That reminds me of what Terry Carr, a science fiction writer, once said, that if the Bible was released as an Ace Double, it would have been titled "War God of Israel", with the flip side called "The Thing with Three Souls".

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  11. Re:Only YEC denies it by mrchaotica · · Score: 1, Funny

    (I'm a Presbyterian, and even still discussing Calvanism is a crap-shoot of accidentally starting an argument)

    ...Especially an argument about the proper spelling of "Calvinism!"

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