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Physicists Identify Possible New Particle Behind Dark Matter

sciencehabit writes: Like cops tracking the wrong person, physicists seeking to identify dark matter — the mysterious stuff whose gravity appears to bind the galaxies — may have been stalking the wrong particle. In fact, a particle with some properties opposite to those of physicists' current favorite dark matter candidate — the weakly interacting massive particle, or WIMP — would do just as good a job at explaining the stuff, a quartet of theorists says. Hypothetical strongly interacting massive particles — or SIMPs — would also better account for some astrophysical observations, they argue.

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  1. LAMP by darkain · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always thought that WIMP (Windows IIS MsSQL PHP) was the opposite of LAMP (Linux Apache MySQL PHP)?

  2. Would their force carriers be called... by Ken_g6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the force carriers for ordinary matter are called bosons...

    Then would the force carriers for SIMPs be called...SIMPsons?

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  3. May I suggest by justthinkit · · Score: 5, Funny

    May I suggest a more generic name that doesn't have to be changed every five minutes?

    Physically Interacting Massive Particles

    The name will probably be shortened at some point.

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    1. Re:May I suggest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Acronym Selection Should Hide Obvious Libelous Expressions

  4. another theory by slashmydots · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that dark matter is made of a yet to be discovered material called math-errorium. You'll never guess why it hasn't been discovered yet.