Fish Tagged For Research Become Lunch For Gray Seals
sciencehabit writes: When scientists slap an acoustic tag on a fish, they may be inadvertently helping seals find their next meal. The tags — rods a few centimeters long that give off a ping that can be detected from up to a kilometer away — are often used to follow fish for studies on their migration, hunting, or survival rates. Researchers working with 10 gray seals (Halichoerus grypus) who were captive for a year have now reported that the animals can learn to associate the pings with food. If the findings hold true in the wild, the authors warn, they could skew the results of studies trying to analyze fish survival rates or predation.
To be so wise?
Humans have been manipulating the evolution of other lifeforms for hundreds of thousands of years or more already. Perhaps mostly inadvertantly, but our effect is nonetheless there. The trick here would be ensure that only the furriest seals benefit from this technology.
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
Equip the fish with lasers to even the odds.
It doesn't take a scientist to figure out that you shouldn't tag fish with tracking devices that seals can hear. Unless of course your grant money is paid by the same corporation that makes the tracking devices, and you're a bottom feeding scum sucking pathetic excuse for a scientist.
Maybe that's what happened to Osama.
... it be the humans are idiots
Tagging somethings which give out audible sounds especially those somethings are natural foodstuffs for other animals are akin to telling the world "I am here, come eat me"
-[Seal] Give me a ping, fish, one ping only....
-[TAG] PING
-[Fish] WTF again?!?!
-[Seal] GULP
-[Humans] Damn, we lost another one... oh well, back to youporn.
---- MISSING MISCELLANEOUS DATA SEGMENT --- [sigdash] trolololol
Change the scope of to study to be the migration patterns of seals who are good at finding pinging fish.
The solution to this is to end cruelty to animals. There is no conclusive evidence that scientific research on animals yields meaningful results for human welfare. We constantly hear the corporatist oligarchs saying how human medicine would not exist without animal research, and that is total and utter bullshit. These people just get a cheap thrill out of convincing government that animal research is needed, taking millions in taxpayer money, and using in to torture and kill innocent animals for their own sick amusement.
First they screw the penguins, and now they eat our fish.
What next?
Sounds like they need to stop those fish responding to ICMP echo requests from all and sundry. You can't just stick a fish on a public network and assume that seals aren't going to ping it for reconnaissance. I'd suggest using some kind of port knocking.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2839233/The-shocking-photographs-revealed-seals-having-sex-penguins-sparked-international-furore.html
Maybe it's just polite foreplay?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci...
-Styopa
Now that we've solved the problem of feeding seals, let's tag those seals so that polar bears (who are in serious decline) can get their share.
"Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
I guess we can count ourselves lucky it was seals fouling up the experiment, at least they leave and don't mess up the surveys even more, unlike those damned sea lions.
You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
With the rate the fishing industry is collapsing nothing here is going to matter much. Every time one fish type is collapsed and we(the people) put a much to late restriction on them, the fleets move to another type of fish and work fast on killing that species all off.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collapse_of_the_Atlantic_northwest_cod_fishery
It is meaningful in all kinds of ways.
Now that we've solved the problem of feeding seals, let's tag those seals so that polar bears (who are in serious decline) can get their share.
Are you SURE polar bears are in serious decline?
Global population of polar bears has increased by 2,650-5,700 since 2001
IUCN Polar Bear Specialist Group says its global population estimate was “a qualified guess”
attach the pingers to sharks and orcas too.
Maybe he's not a fish research. Maybe he's a seal behaviorist. Or maybe he wants the cute seals to stay well fed.
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
Not unless the seals get through the orcas first. (In the Pacific Northwest, there are two types of orca pods - "resident" and "transient". One of them pretty much eats just fish, the other, seals. If you go whale watching at the right time, you can see them catch seals. It's a rather organized affair - if the seal is on a floating object, the orcas bump into said object to send the seals flying (literally) through the air.
Seals also have adapted to humans - they know a fishing boat from a regular one, and will often try to steal fish from a fishing boat. There's a video where a seal swims behind a fishing boat, and the fisherman opens a hatch on the side of the boat, and you see the seal jump onto the boat.
Seals also often get close to regular boats where there are orcas around in an attempt to hide from said whales or seeking protection.
A Heisenbug! The act of observation changes the result. (Often confused with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle even by Heisenberg himself, when the actual name is Observer Effect). In this case, observing the fish changes the result because those tags are now appealing to seals.
Are you SURE polar bears are in serious decline?
This sounds suspiciously like something a seal would say.
Now that we've solved the problem of feeding seals, let's tag those seals so that polar bears (who are in serious decline) can get their share.
Are you SURE polar bears are in serious decline?
Global population of polar bears has increased by 2,650-5,700 since 2001
IUCN Polar Bear Specialist Group says its global population estimate was “a qualified guess”
Yes
Al Gore showed a picture of a dead polar bear, so they must be in serious decline.
Al Gore showed a picture of a dead polar bear, so they must be in super cereal decline.
FTFY
Just like using bells on hikers so the grizzly bears know where to find them