Fish Tagged For Research Become Lunch For Gray Seals
sciencehabit writes: When scientists slap an acoustic tag on a fish, they may be inadvertently helping seals find their next meal. The tags — rods a few centimeters long that give off a ping that can be detected from up to a kilometer away — are often used to follow fish for studies on their migration, hunting, or survival rates. Researchers working with 10 gray seals (Halichoerus grypus) who were captive for a year have now reported that the animals can learn to associate the pings with food. If the findings hold true in the wild, the authors warn, they could skew the results of studies trying to analyze fish survival rates or predation.
Humans have been manipulating the evolution of other lifeforms for hundreds of thousands of years or more already. Perhaps mostly inadvertantly, but our effect is nonetheless there. The trick here would be ensure that only the furriest seals benefit from this technology.
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
Equip the fish with lasers to even the odds.
-[Seal] Give me a ping, fish, one ping only....
-[TAG] PING
-[Fish] WTF again?!?!
-[Seal] GULP
-[Humans] Damn, we lost another one... oh well, back to youporn.
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Why did it rain and never say good day to the newborn?
On the big screen they showed us a sun
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How does it feel to be so wise?
To see through eyes that only see what's real
Tell me, grey seal
I never learned why meteors were formed
I only farmed in schools that were so worn and torn
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All my life is drawings from the eye
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How does it feel to be so wise?
To see through eyes that only see what's real
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Your mission bells were wrought by ancient men
The roots were formed by twisted roots
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And tell me, grey seal
How does it feel to be so wise?
To see through eyes that only see what's real
Tell me, grey seal
Change the scope of to study to be the migration patterns of seals who are good at finding pinging fish.
-Engage Scottish Accent -
Just one ping! We don't want to be mobbed by hungry seals.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Radio waves don't travel well underwater. You need stupidly low frequencies like those used for submarine communication, and you won't be able to generate those frequencies from an object that's a few cm long which means you're stuck with acoustic methods. The tags in question operate at 69KHz, which as far as I know is outside the hearing range of seals - this article makes me wonder though, I've got it bookmarked and I'll give the underlying paper a good read when I've got the time.
I'm actually an engineer at the company that makes the tags in question. We're hardly a huge corporation (100 people) and we don't have the financial clout or even any obvious reason to bankroll corrupt science - we just make scientific gear that helps scientists do their science. I wouldn't consider us to be much different from a company that makes lab coats or glassware.
Now that we've solved the problem of feeding seals, let's tag those seals so that polar bears (who are in serious decline) can get their share.
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It is meaningful in all kinds of ways.