Multi-National Crew Reaches Space Station
An anonymous reader writes A Russian capsule carrying three astronauts from Russia, the United States and Italy has blasted off for the International Space Station. Aboard the capsule are Russian Anton Shkaplerov, Nasa's Terry Virts and European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, Italy's first female astronaut. "I think that 100 years from now, 500 years from now, people will look back on this as the initial baby steps that we took going into the solar system," Virts told a pre-launch press conference. "In the same way that we look back on Columbus and the other explorers 500 years ago, this is the way people will look at this time in history."
A clear sign that we are finally going to exploit the resources of our solar system.
"I think that 100 years from now, 500 years from now, people will look back on this as the initial baby steps that we took going into the solar system," Virts told a pre-launch press conference. "In the same way that we look back on Columbus and the other explorers 500 years ago, this is the way people will look at this time in history."
More like the first time someone took a dugout log out to sea, paddled around within sight of shore, then came back again.
Can we stop funding this dog-and-pony show already? The only reason the ISS is even operational is so that second-rate nations without a functioning space program can claim to have "astronauts"
Nations with an actual space program should stop subsidizing these losers and get back to actually doing things that HAVEN'T been done before.
A Russian, an American and an Italian all walk into a space station.
As soon as the shuttle that dropped them off reenters the atmosphere they discover that a fire has started in the living quarters. They crawl into the module with the escape capsules but discover that there are only two of the one-man crafts available. The Russian immediately dives through a door shouting "for the motherland!" The brave American offers the last capsule to the Italian, but the Italian politely refuses. He says, "Nah, let's both take one - I only wish we could be here when the Ruskie gets out of the shitter."
I can't find anyone that will admit to it. I'd like to think my wife would understand cheating on her for such a once in a (many, many) lifetime(s) opportunity.
No, I think 100 years from now the 60's would be the birth of the space program, and that mankind has been fucking-off for the last 40 years. Sorry, I watched 2001 the other night. That's what it could have been like.
Isn't that pretty much the rule for the ISS
It is after all the International Space Station
It may happen sooner than you think. There was a time when people thought Shuttle will fly forever (like the B52), in fact before 2003 Columbia crash there were upgrade plans to continue Shuttle fleet into 2030s. Then in 2004 VSE announced Shuttle will stop flying in 2010 though many were in denial. All of sudden no more Shuttle which some felt like they were caught with their pants down. "What? we gotta buy seats from the Russians? Elon doesn't have something ready now?" I feel this may happen with ISS. US will pull out and nothing will be there to go. However, lots of stuff can happen between then and now.
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laughter through tears much, bro ? :DDD
:-)
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Like Columbus? Does that mean they're planning genocide and exploitation of a race of people as slave labor?