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Twitter Should Use Random Sample Voting For Abuse Reports

Bennett Haselton writes: Twitter has announced new protocols for filing and handling abuse reports, making it easier to flag specific types of content (e.g. violence or suicide threats). But with the volume of abusive tweets being reported to the company every day, the internal review process will always be a bottleneck. The company could handle more abuse reports properly by recruiting public volunteers. Read what Bennett thinks below.

In August, Twitter user Kristin Puhl made public the fact that another Twitter user had tweeted at her:

f@#king die feminist moron i'm coming after u and raping u.

and when Puhl filed an abuse complaint with Twitter, Twitter responded after two days:

We've investigated the account and reported Tweets for violent threats and abusive behavior, and have found that it's currently not violating the Twitter Rules (https://twitter.com/rules).

(The "rules" linked in the message include the clause "You may not publish or post direct, specific threats of violence against others.") Twitter must have changed their mind eventually, because the account of the user who sent the message is now gone, but why didn't they close it the first time?

Twitter can't effectively adjudicate all the abuse complaints that they get, but I don't blame them. I don't think they publicize numbers for how many abuse complaints they receive every day, but I'm sure that it's more than an internal review panel could handle fairly. Twitter should not be faulted for that. They've created a world-changing tool, and they shouldn't have had to stifle the growth of their platform just because it grew faster than their ability to handle the abuse reports.

But now that they're publicizing their latest tools for handling online harassment, it's fair to ask more of them. And while the tools may streamline the process of categorizing incoming abuse reports, there's always going to be a human review bottleneck, which will get tighter as the Twitter platform continues to grow.

So I'd suggest the same solution that I suggested for Facebook abuse reports: recruit a pool of volunteers from the general public to review "abuse reports". (You would need a "critical mass" of at least tens of thousands of reviewers for my idea to work, but Twitter shouldn't have trouble amassing that many people for a special program.) Then when an abuse report comes in, do the following:

  1. Some small number of reviewers -- say, ten -- are randomly recruited from the pool of volunteers.
  2. Each of them looks at the reported content and the category of abuse that it was reported under, and votes Yes or No as to whether the content meets the criteria for abuse.
  3. If some threshold of users (say, eight) vote that it does, then the report gets bumped up to a higher-level review. This "higher-level review" could mean having a new, larger pool of users (say, twenty) look at the content and vote on it, in case the original eight-out-of-ten vote was a statistical fluke. Or it could mean forwarding the reported tweet to some human review panel at Twitter -- which now has far fewer abuse cases to review, because it only has to look at the reported tweets that cleared the hurdle of getting eight out of ten votes for violating the guidelines.

These numbers are just guesses. I might be over-optimistic about how many reviewers would even respond when Twitter asked them to vote on whether some content was abusive (even though that's what the reviewers signed up to do) -- it might turn out that to get even ten responses, Twitter would have to nag 50 people to come and vote on a piece of content. And the size of the voting initial voting panel should be large enough to avoid statistical flukes most of the time -- if a tweet is inoffensive enough that only 10% of the reviewer population would consider it "abusive", you'd have to be really unlucky to convene a panel of 10 users where 7 out of 10 voted to label the tweet as "abuse".

As long as the size of the reviewer population grows in proportion with the Twitter user base (or, more precisely, as long as it grows in proportion with the volume of abuse reports coming in), this system scales as much as you want it to. (Well, unless the "higher-level review" involves review by an internal panel at Twitter, which still creates a bottleneck.)

Because the voting panel is randomly selected from among the entire pool of volunteers, that means you can't "game the system" by forming a mob with dozens of your friends so that everyone can file an abuse report about the same content at once. As long as your mob only comprises a tiny proportion of the 100,000+ reviewers in the system, there's virtually no change that a randomly selected panel would contain enough of you to swing the vote.

This could also potentially result in an almost-instant turnaround time for handling abuse cases (a matter of reassurance for victims of normal harassment, and a matter of life and death in the case of suicide threats or threats of violence). Twitter could restrict their random sample to only those users who happen to be signed in at the present moment, and who have a minute or two to review a piece of content and vote on whether it violates the guidelines.

Tweets are by definition public, so there wouldn't be any potential privacy violation in taking someone's tweet, putting it before a panel of 10 volunteer reviewers, and asking them to determine if it violated the terms of service. Direct Messages sent via Twitter, on the other hand, are intended only for the recipient, and are not public by default. If a recipient wanted to flag a Direct Message as abusive, they would have to specify whether they want the content to be reviewable by a panel of randomly selected public volunteers. So in the case of the tweet received by Kristin Puhl -- "fucking die feminist moron i'm coming after u and raping u" -- even if she had received it as a Direct Message from someone she was following (you can only receive DMs from someone if you're following them), presumably she would have been OK with showing the tweet to a panel of volunteers, who probably would have voted that it was in fact abusive. On the other hand, sometimes a user might receive abusive DMs where they want to report the abuse, but the DMs might contain sensitive information that they don't want publicized to randomly selected volunteers. So those abuse reports might have to be handled the old-fashioned way at Twitter, by internal review, which still creates a bottleneck. But hopefully the abuse reports about Direct Messages comprise only a small minority of abuse reports that Twitter receives, since most talk about abuse on Twitter comes in the form of public tweets. (If someone is "abusing" you via DMs, you can just unfollow them.)

Twitter could even be completely transparent about the entire voting process: "Your complaint has been reviewed by 10 people. 8 of them agreed that the tweet in question violated our guidelines. This is above our minimum threshold of 7 that triggers a higher-level review of this content." (Twitter presumably wouldn't want to tell the complainer who the voters on the panel were, since the complainer might harass the individual voters if the voting panel as a whole rejected the complaint. But there's no reason not to be transparent about the actual numbers.)

Why would someone sign up to volunteer to review abusive content? Maybe for the glimpse into strangers' lives. Maybe hoping to save copies of some of the porn contained in the tweets that get reported for abuse. (Of course, there are easier ways to get porn online, but maybe they get off on the fact that some particular pornographic image made someone angry and upset enough to report it.) Maybe they altruistically believe it's part of their civic duty towards the Twitter community. Maybe because they're bored.

Whatever people's myriad motivations for signing up, the important thing is that there's still a statistically significant difference between the number of "yes" votes received when content truly is abusive, and when it's not. Even if you have people signing up as reviewers for all kinds of weird reasons, a tweet like "fucking die feminist moron i'm coming after u and raping u" is still going to receive, on average, more "yes" votes than a tweet like "I respectfully disagree, so let's go our separate ways".

If Twitter were nervous about rolling out a system like this, ceding control of the abuse-report-handling process to a pool of volunteers, they could always do their own random sampling of the random-sample-voting system, to see how it was working. An internal auditor could pull 100 of the abuse report cases that have been handled by the random-sample-voting system recently, decide in each case whether the tweet did in fact violate the abuse guidelines, and then look to see if the voting system reached the same answer. As a control in the experiment, look at some abuse reports that were routed to the old-fashioned internal review panel during the same period, see how they handled the reports, and see how they fared in comparison. I would confidently bet money that the random sample voting system would handle the abuse reports more accurately, and faster, as well.

This won't do much to deter abusers who create an endless series of throwaway accounts for harassment purposes, which makes it futile to block or report any particular account. But it would at least get step zero right, which is to correctly adjudicate whether a tweet is abusive or not. And it would do it in a way that is scalable, non-gameable, and transparent. Plus a few volunteers would get an interesting story to tell at dinner.

132 comments

  1. Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not your blog. Go away.

    1. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't realize somebody other than Francis could pontificate so well. I guess this is now the Slatican City.

    2. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And fuck Twitter! We so desperately need a censorproof, indelible internet. Only then can we force the authoritarians to negotiate, as opposed to dictate. Nobody should ever be allowed to impede communications in any way. Help us neutralize their weapons. Then we can be free of the tyranny.

    3. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's harassment!!"

    4. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by lgw · · Score: 1

      We so desperately need a censorproof, indelible internet.

      Freenet is there, waiting for anyone to use it. It may be no more anonymous than TOR (and slower), but being peer-to-peer there are no servers to seize.

      I've always wondered whether it would be reasonably fast if it became popular for filesharing, but given most people's lack of patience it's unlikely we'll ever know. At least it's a place where Wikileaks could be immune to takedown, for whatever that's worth.

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    5. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy theory: the real Bennett died suddenly last month, so Dice started having to pay random people to write 1600 word rants about shit they know nothing about -- just to drive page views.

    6. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a serious lack of citation (Slashdot section) at his wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

    7. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Real men should be allowed to threaten murder and rape upon any and all! #GamerGate #ThinkOfTheManChildren

    8. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care what you think! I only want a permanent marker for the internet that can't be obscured by you or anybody. This is what we need and will develop to put you damn tyrants in your place! Fuck off!

    9. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least it's a place where Wikileaks could be immune to takedown

      You mis-spelled child abuse videos.

    10. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Benetton Hasselblad the son of one of the owners of Dice or something?

    11. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Why do people like you think that there is something special about The Internet? You can indulge your racist paedophilic rape-murder fantasies all you want, but you are not immune from the law, which differentiates between badly written fiction and the real world.

      The internet is just another artifact of society as a whole, and increasingly just a part of the military-industrial complex's mass pacification programme.

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    12. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Instead of whining about it, sign the petition. Slashdot has no idea how many people hate Bennett's crap - sign the petition so we can show how much! http://petitions.moveon.org/si...

    13. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by lgw · · Score: 1

      No doubt. That's the thing about an uncensorable network - if it can host stuff governments don't like, it's certainly going to host stuff I find appalling. That's the trade-off.

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    14. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... increasingly just a part of the military-industrial complex's mass pacification programme.

      Which is exactly why it is such a threatening communications medium to the powerful elite. Not just "an other artifact". The internet - which means *all media and communications* now - can be used to educate the unwashed and organize dissent.

    15. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freenet is there, waiting for anyone to use it. It may be no more anonymous than TOR ....

      It is far less anonymous than Tor, from what I have read. Ever since 0.7 when they fundamentally changed the structure (I still don't understand why, unless the NSA insisted on it, which seems very likely) to be either "opennet" or "darknet". Since 0.7, opennet means your node can be easily surrounded in the network and all your traffic sniffed -> weak. And "darknet", while harder to spot, means you only connect to supposedly "trusted friends", who can also sniff your traffic if they feel like it. "Darknet" means others have to know who you are and can know what you are up to, so that's not anonymous either.

      So it is difficult to understand what use case Freenet 0.7 is supposed to serve. It is claimed it protects publishers much better than viewers, but without protecting the anonymity of both publishers and viewers it just seems broken. This is I guess why there apparently was an effort to keep the older Freenet 0.5 going via a fork - it was more anonymous?

    16. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it's just like I Buried Paul: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead
      The writer we assume to be Bennett Hasselton is actually an eerie double who just plays bass and sings like him.

    17. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Benetton Hasselblad the son of one of the owners of Dice or something?

      Shutup. Daddy said I could post as much shit on Slashdot as I wanna!

    18. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by lgw · · Score: 1

      0.7 did not introduce any such weakness - it was always there. Darknet was the dev team (one student, mostly, though a bright guy), giving up on that issue, at least short term, to create something that would at least work a little in very oppressive states.

      But it's not less anonymous than TOR - uploads have very strong anonymity, and while on paper it's easier to de-anonymize download on Freenet than TOR, in practice we know of NSA tools that work for TOR and not for Freenet (which may just be what got leaked - who knows).

      Anyhow, Freenet may never be the answer for anonymous consumption, but the question was "uncensorable", and Freenet is good at that (given downloading is anonymous enough to keep MPAA goons at bay, which is an important bar).

      I doubt it could be made to work for Silk Road, but in my non-expert opinion, it would be great for typical P2P use - offending private interests, but not so much government interests (though the fact there's no way to take down content is great for Wikileaks stuff).

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    19. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple weeks ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, Bennett Haselton -- the messiah himself -- came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure he wouldn't even acknowledge a mere mortal like me.

      As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his cock -- or at least as I imagined it!

      I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I've been on the internet a long time, but Bennett Haselton is the first real Voice of the Internet, bringing new for nerds and stuff that matters back to Slashdot! Of course I'd had fantasies of meeting him, sucking his cock and balls, not to mention sucking his asshole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of Bennett Haselton, the chosen one.

      Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

      I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled.

      I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half nigger cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Bennett Haselton wasn't there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his piss.

      I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. It's even better than reading one of Bennett's articles!

      Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.

      I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

      I often think of Bennett Haselton dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful Slashdot reader.

    20. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by pla · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has no idea how many people hate Bennett's crap

      When the first 50 posts, all at +4/+5, all say essentially the same thing I did - Slashdot has no "plausible deniability" here. No editor can approve Benny's crap with a straight face at this point - Anyone putting his crap on the front page at this point does so solely to troll the community.

    21. Re:Fuck what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law is an ass, worthy of nothing but contempt. Free flow of communications must be maintained at all costs. Nobody has any right to regulate content, no matter how offensive you may find it. You must not be allowed to erase anything against the will of the author. I hold out hope that technology can protect us from the law the way money protects the rich. That's how to level the playing field a bit.

  2. Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And why would anyone care what he thinks?

    1. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grab the popcorn and watch him get mad at people who don't agree in the comments.

    2. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear he's a frequent contributor.

      He apparently doesn't even meet the requirements for becoming a Slashdot editor. Since the average /. editor is slightly less intelligent than bread mold, that tells you a lot about Bennett. Why would anybody pay attention to him?

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    3. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He is a frequent contributor.

    4. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I hear he's a frequent contributor.

      He apparently doesn't even meet the requirements for becoming a Slashdot editor. Since the average /. editor is slightly less intelligent than bread mold, that tells you a lot about Bennett. Why would anybody pay attention to him?

      On account of his awesome magnetic poetry skillz, naturally!

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    5. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      He's like a Jon Katz for the Twitter generation.

      He has never denied being involved in the notorious "Black Dahlia" case in 1940s LA.

      But above all, he's a Regular Contributor.

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    6. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he was king of Lithuania. He could be for all you know. Or Batman. Nobody knows for sure.
      The point is Bennett doesn't like Systemd being rammed down his throat any more than the rest of us, and that makes him ok in my book. The question you should be asking is who the fuck is this Leonard character? And how did he destroy Debian by causing a fork?
      Evil RedHat is behind this and Bennett may be our only hope.

    7. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Nobody! But slashdot readers aren't organized to get him banned. Sign the petition! http://petitions.moveon.org/si...

    8. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by dysmal · · Score: 1

      Much like how Haliburton is a frequent contributor

    9. Re:Who the fuck is Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a frequent contributor.

      You fail to understand that "frequent contributor" must use capitalization as in Bennett Hasselton, Frequent Contributor. Like HRH The Prince of Edinburough.

  3. could be easy by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    if a post only gets 1 report - manual review

    if a post gets multiple reports it gets disabled, and the user gets a notification that it was disabled, why, and a change to reply stating why you believe its wrong, for a manual review.

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    1. Re:could be easy by Sowelu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you crazy? Lots of places--most notably comment boards on news sites of every political stripe--are known for having a bunch of sockpuppets who collectively flag posts of people they don't like. Sheer volume lets them silence opposing opinions.

      That's one thing Slashdot got right with metamoderation...probably people who are known to do that, don't get mod points again, and only active users get mod points at all (so sockpuppeting takes more effort than you get benefit).

    2. Re:could be easy by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      if a post only gets 1 report - manual review

        if a post gets multiple reports it gets disabled, and the user gets a notification that it was disabled, why, and a change to reply stating why you believe its wrong, for a manual review.

      That is a bad idea and one easily abused. 4chan alone would be shutting accounts down right and left.

    3. Re:could be easy by qbast · · Score: 1

      First rule of crowd moderation: flagging as abusive/trolling/offtopic will be used as 'I don't agree'.

    4. Re:could be easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, could you put a trigger warning on that post?

    5. Re:could be easy by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      i didnt mean shut down the accts, just disable to said post. but i can see 4chan abusing this

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    6. Re:could be easy by CODiNE · · Score: 0

      Hey! You forgot the trigger warning warning. Your trigger warnings are setting off my trigger you insensitive clod!

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    7. Re:could be easy by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      just disabling said post would do the same effect.

      if you did that, then twitter wouldn't have any posts left at all.

      and you know what kind of people would volunteer to do the voting in the proposal? fucking dickwads. it's not like a normal twitter user wants to spend his/her time moderating the service.

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    8. Re:could be easy by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Ah yeah, a scheme you just cooked up yourself, without justifying it. Never mind that it has terrific abuse potential, and even in the long term relies on a fixed, privileged few (the reviewers) being fair.

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    9. Re:could be easy by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      If everyone gets the option to rate one post per day, they can afford to spend some time thinking about it, avoiding that trap.

      If everyone gets the option to rate every post, ratings will be dominated by those who use the right every time - vote on everything. Surprise surprise, people who spend one second per post won't be especially thoughtful. Thus, they will abuse it as an "I don't agree" button vastly more.

      Responsible people's judgements take too long time. They just can't compete with impulse voters. But if you limit voting to random comments, (or limit voting privileges in some other way like slashdot does), you avoid a lot of that problem.

      The moderation itself is vastly superior on slashdot compared to reddit. It's just that it matters very little for comment visibility since they inexplicably fail to use the information in sorting. There are many ways to fail.

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    10. Re:could be easy by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      The "SJW crowd" here is about half a dozen people who think that mutual respect and tolerance are not dirty words.

      It's the rabid extreme right wing bigots, racists, elitists and misogynists who moan most about people trying to censor them when they read a comment critical of their ramblings.

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    11. Re:could be easy by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      It's the rabid extreme right wing bigots, racists, elitists and misogynists who moan most about people trying to censor them when they read a comment critical of their ramblings.

      The [string of ad hominems]s here are a larger group of people who are tired of being labeled [string of ad hominems] because they don't think you alone should be able to declare who deserves "mutual respect" and "tolerance" and who doesn't. Nor that you should be the arbiter of whose ramblings deserve criticisms (not your own of course!) Apparently you think a lot of things deserve to be insulted (not too respectful really) including being "right wing".

      Never have I seen such a succinct example of why people get annoyed with what has now become known as "SJW". "I'm just a morally superlative person that believe in mutual respect and you're a dumb, horrible [string of insults] that does nothing but ramble." Brilliant.

  4. Popular Shalshdot Opinion by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blah Blah, Bennett is an idiot, blah blah, how did this get to feed, blah blah, there's a seperate section that this loser should post to, blah blah, I don't read his stuff but I'll comment about it.

    1. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Ravaldy · · Score: 0

      As long has he generates hits and comments he will be featured. You'd be better just ignoring his articles.

      As for the content control, I suggest they use a system like LoL. It works for them I'm sure it would work for Twitter. The only thing I'm not sure of is how they would reward the contributors.

    2. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? What are you trying to say here?

    3. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Serenissima · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't care about Bennett's opinion on a great deal of things, and I really want to not click on his posts to NOT generate traffic - hopefully thinking that he will eventually if no one is reading his posts. But then, I REALLY like to see people make fun of him in the comments, so I click on the post. But then that adds page views to the post meaning Bennett will do more of these in the future. It's a vicious, ugly cycle. I want to break it, but it's so much fun to make fun of Bennett....

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    4. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't care about Bennett's opinion on a great deal of things, and I really want to not click on his posts to NOT generate traffic - hopefully thinking that he will eventually if no one is reading his posts. But then, I REALLY like to see people make fun of him in the comments, so I click on the post. But then that adds page views to the post meaning Bennett will do more of these in the future. It's a vicious, ugly cycle. I want to break it, but it's so much fun to make fun of Bennett....

      So you're part of the problem.... and unfortunately, so am I.

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    5. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We are all Bennett Haselton. Oh god, please kill us.

    6. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, God consists of FSM, the holy spirit, bennett haselton, jesus, the father, mohammed, and mr. goatse.

    7. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Slashdot have given this guy a megaphone. He will not go away on his own, so the best thing to do is call him out in the comments. Otherwise this place will turn into a hugbox and they'll start a anti-Geek-Krystalnacht here too.

      On second thought when he's gone, they'll replace him with a female writer on the same issues and any criticism of the articles will be labeled "misogynist" and Slashdot will start deleting comments anyway. Such is the march of the modern internet.

    8. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As long has he generates hits and comments he will be featured. You'd be better just ignoring his articles.

      Not if people are just coming to complain, trolling your users isn't a sustainable model (well it is, but only if you make a 3rd party the direction of their rage).

      That being said Bennett's proposal is fine, it's just not what people come to /. for. The same thing happened when they employed Jon Katz as a writer and his essays were regularly met with ire. /. calls itself a blog but it's really a news aggregator with some limited commentary. There's a big difference, people read blogs because they enjoy the author's voice and reputation, this is particularly true in the case of longer essay style posts, it's not even the quality of the writing as much as a matter of persona taste. There's no reason to think that Bennett fans and /. readers are groups with significant overlap which is why he lacks fans.

      But more importantly there's a status issue, everyone who writes a comment is fighting to get their voice heard and is playing by the same rulebook. No matter how inciteful or amazing your comment the best you're going to get is a +5 hidden in the comments section*. People are going resent the fact that Bennett seemingly feels his musings are so insightful they deserve their own story, the editors deciding to agree with him doesn't help.

      * There was a short lived /. experiment where they'd choose a handful of comments from a story then post a new story based around those highlighted comments, presumably as a way to honour top comments^H^H^Hrestart the discussion that had gotten so many page views. One of my comments chosen for one of these stories (I think it might have been the first one they did), which would be cool if the experiment lasted more than a couple weeks.

      --
      I stole this Sig
    9. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I REALLY like to see people make fun of him in the comments, so I click on the post.

      I hear ya, man. I figure I could give up Bennett at any point. Snap, just like that. But do I have to give up Bennett? Is it really so bad? Sure, I'm wasting time, and sometimes after reading Bennett I temporarily forget how to work the thermostat or what the Judicial branch does, but I only do it now and then, there's no problem.

      Yeah, I can give him up any time. When I'm ready to, I'll just read one more Bennett regurgitation, for old time's sake, and then close the tab for the last time. In fact, maybe this will be the last time I click on a Bennett link...

    10. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you leave out John Galt? Are you a communist?
      --
      roman_mir

    11. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I can't say I approve of this new habit of reading TFA.

      It just encourages people like everyone's favourite Regular Contributor.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    12. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Sign the petition to get him banned! http://petitions.moveon.org/si...

    13. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Take the middle ground and sign the petition to get him dropped: http://petitions.moveon.org/si...

    14. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by dnebin · · Score: 1

      I don't care about Bennett's opinion on a great deal of things, and I really want to not click on his posts to NOT generate traffic - hopefully thinking that he will eventually if no one is reading his posts. But then, I REALLY like to see people make fun of him in the comments, so I click on the post. But then that adds page views to the post meaning Bennett will do more of these in the future. It's a vicious, ugly cycle. I want to break it, but it's so much fun to make fun of Bennett....

      So you're part of the problem.... and unfortunately, so am I.

      Me too, but we have to get the word out about the petition: http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/drop-bennett-haselton.

    15. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by Ravaldy · · Score: 2

      I guess what I was getting at is that the users who comment in a non constructive manner such as the parent comment should not be modded up. Instead, we the readers should be able to mod down the writer of the article. If a writer is bad enough they will disappear off /.

    16. Re:Popular Shalshdot Opinion by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I doubt I'm in a small minority, but I don't read Slashdot as a news aggregator (which it's lousy at), but for the comments. The signal-to-noise ratio isn't what I'd like, but some of that signal is really, really good.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  5. More dribble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We don't care what he thinks!!!
    We think he should get his own blog!!!

    1. Re:More dribble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Retard,

      The word is "drivel". Not "dribble". "Drivel".

      HTH

    2. Re:More dribble by halivar · · Score: 1

      The period always goes inside the quotation marks. Never outside.

    3. Re:More dribble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never say "never".

      The British style, when not quoting someone else, is to punctuate outside the quotation marks.

      See, for example, http://www.thepunctuationguide... where it says: "British style (more sensibly) places unquoted periods and commas outside the quotation marks."

      Google "British style punctuation quotes" for more.

    4. Re:More dribble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you hear me, bitch?

  6. Slashdot needs an abuse mechanism... by magsol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...for flagging Bennett posts.

    --
    "I'd just like to emphasise that taking a million years isn't a metaphor here..." -Rich Bradshaw
    1. Re:Slashdot needs an abuse mechanism... by dnebin · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Slashdot needs an abuse mechanism... by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what frequent contributor Bennety Assleton thinks about this petition. Usually, he can summarize a complex issue succinctly, and convey useful information quickly. I'd love his take on this.

      Also, some other topics:

      Fart ordering- quick sort or bubble sort?
      What equals 6, emacs or vi?
      What's life like being consummately oblivious?
      How many sticks are up my ass? (A Slashdot pole)
      Deadly auto-erotic asphyxiation methods, a hands on review.

  7. We don't care what he thinks!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We don't care!!!
    Got your own blog its not that hard!!!

    1. Re:We don't care what he thinks!!! by halivar · · Score: 1

      Dude, we got a twofer! A Bennet post AND a Nerval's Lobster post in one day!

    2. Re:We don't care what he thinks!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, we got a twofer! A Bennet post AND a Nerval's Lobster post in one day!

      And a Hugh Pickens post. I think that qualifies as a hat trick.

  8. Huh what? Unpaid volunteers really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should one volunteer to review twitter posts for free for a company that makes 700m$ a year?

    How is going to pay rent or feed the kids or pay for the Internets with that?

    Just wow.

    1. Re:Huh what? Unpaid volunteers really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of quite a few people who would love the chance to decide what Twitter considers harassment/rule violations.

  9. How much is Bennett paying for this mouthpiece? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm starting to think that he's a big part of the funding keeping Slashdot afloat, by paying them to publish his stuff.

  10. Why is this here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Bennett, we know you founded some kind of website that combat Internet censorship and you also contributed to that lawsuit to allow porn to be viewed on library computers in Washington state. You're some kind of Internet Hero, I guess?

    But, again, I would like to understand why your blog postings end up on Slashdot.

  11. No by MagicM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No

  12. Promoted posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do my best to overload their system and report every promoted post I see as the spam it is.

  13. Long have I waited for this moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now I may bathe myself in the wisdom of this post.

  14. Got as far as "Bennett Haselton writes:" by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I'm out.

    1. Re:Got as far as "Bennett Haselton writes:" by ortholattice · · Score: 2

      I knew it was a Bennett Hazelton article from the title alone, and clicked on it just to confirm my guess. I mean, "Twitter should..."? Take it up with Twitter, why should we care?

    2. Re:Got as far as "Bennett Haselton writes:" by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a bit sneaky how they omitted the usual "regular contributor..." early warning sign.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  15. I don't care what Bennet thinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    below, above or even sideways.

  16. Can I Report Bennett for Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Because his shit is stupid.

  17. BUT WHAT DOES LINDA THINK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hm? Linda, what do you think?

  18. Metamoderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So twitter should adopt Slashdot's metamod system? (The old system, not the incomprehensible mess in place today)

  19. Doesn't always work by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    For example, a majority of US whites think certain cops are innocent, but a vast majority of US black think the cops are murderers.

    Which side is right?

    Even when there's video of the cops actively killing unarmed people, nobody gets charged.

    But if we use your system, someone saying the cops are murderers will be reported and sustained as "abusive", given that Twitter is mostly used by white people.

    Same thing goes with global warming. 87 percent of Americans think it's happening now. But the 17 percent that don't are very vocal and have large corporations that make fake twitter (and FB etc) accounts.

    I'd like to tell you it's a simple thing, but it's not.

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    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
    1. Re:Doesn't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additionally, the people voluntering for this kind of system is self-selecting. It is very likely to be overwhelmingly comprised of people that are concerned about abusive messages, so they are likely to be much more likely to say that any given message is abusive than the general public would. Also, some political currents that are more militant will also be more likely to see adherents join the system. So in the above example, angry black people will flock to the system in a much higher proportion that normal, and reject the flagging of any anti-cop abusive messages.

    2. Re:Doesn't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, a majority of US whites think certain cops are innocent, but a vast majority of US black think the cops are murderers.

      It doesn't matter what they think. All that matters is what Bennett Hazelton thinks.

    3. Re:Doesn't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additionally, the people voluntering for this kind of system is self-selecting.

      They should not be self-selecting. Instead, they should be selected by Bennett Hazelton.

  20. IDGAF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tattletale mechanics are important for self-moderating systems.

    Facetweets and socnets only ring around 0.5-0.7 Giveashits though.

  21. Wow! by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Think of all the problems that could be solved with unpaid labor!

  22. Suicide threats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should suicide threats be alerted?

    1. Re:Suicide threats? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Why should suicide threats be alerted?

      Yeah, how dare anyone interfere with the right of mentally ill people to fuck themselves up?

      It's literally Hitler.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  23. Yea Bennett Haselton! by seffala · · Score: 1

    Actually, I *always* read Bennett's posts. The comment stream is, by far, the funniest postings on slashdot. I'm delighted by the myriad inventive ways slashdotters have discovered to mock this maroon.

    If Bennett did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

    1. Re:Yea Bennett Haselton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/maroon/moron/

      P.S.:

      Read what Bennett thinks below.

      I'd rather not. I'm sorry that he made main page again.

    2. Re:Yea Bennett Haselton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone never watched Bugs Bunny.

  24. gonna take off tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much memorizing work to do

  25. Are you suffering from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The heartbreak of Bennett-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!

    [Singing]
    To stop that Bennett, one-two-three
    Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
    It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

    Guarantee void in Tennessee!

    Just don't look! Just don't look!
    Just don't look! Just don't look!
    Just don't look! Just don't look!

  26. Who? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Who is going to volunteer to do reviews? I sure won't, the only reason I'm willing to moderate Slashdot posts is because I'm reading anyway. Hardly anyone was metamoderating on Slashdot, even when it was well built.

    What kind of people are those going to be who volunteer to do a corporation's job?

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  27. This shit belongs on Medium by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. It would fit right in there, and Bennett would probably find a more appreciative audience.

    1. Re:This shit belongs on Medium by radtea · · Score: 1

      What is it about Medium? It's like a forum for bland idiocy, which admittedly is a step up from the kind of idiocy we see elsewhere on the 'Net, but it's as certain as Bennett to produce garbage.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    2. Re:This shit belongs on Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then, a perfect place for bland idiot Bennett?

      Does he own Dice or something?

    3. Re:This shit belongs on Medium by dnebin · · Score: 1

      So sign the petition and let's get him dropped: http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/drop-bennett-haselton.

    4. Re:This shit belongs on Medium by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      I'd rather hire Duke Togo. :)

    5. Re:This shit belongs on Medium by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think Google is backing Medium as a way to get all of the "creative/literary nonfiction" writers off of Google+ so they can appeal to the Fecebook/Shitter demographic.

  28. Fuck off by sholden · · Score: 1

    Filter error: You can type more than that for your comment.

  29. Where is "yes means yes" when you need it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have I agreed to find this post on slashdot? Have I said "yes"?

  30. Stepford Netziens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would someone sign up to volunteer to review abusive content?

    Because they are an agenda driven, power mad, gleeful censor who love nothing better than silencing the opinions of people they just don't like. Our freedoms end where their outrage begins.

    These people are the cancer that is killing the internet.

    1. Re:Stepford Netziens by neminem · · Score: 1

      Or because they want to feel helpful. Or because they like watching numbers grow higher. Those are both perfectly legitimate reasons I was happy to hit 2000 rep on SO, so I could start helping with the Low Quality Posts review queue there (and the reason I currently have well over a thousand helpful flags).

  31. "it's fair to ask more of them". Really? by enjar · · Score: 2

    What are you going to do, Bennett? Call and ask for your money back? Demand to see life's manager and return the lemons?

    What's original about your idea that you don't think the folks at Twitter don't already know about from places like Slashdot, Reddit, Google, etc? At this point, crowdsourcing volunteers by one method or another to help rate the quality of something isn't exactly an unknown way of doing things. Do you have any original ideas?

  32. Disregarding the origin of this..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just one minor detail.....

    I don't believe they can even if they wanted to.

    It is very tough for a for-profit company to have volunteers doing the work. One eventually sues claiming they should be paid. Court sees them doing 'work' and agrees. All volunteers dismissed and done. Now they probably have less paid people to do it and twice the backlog. This would certainly be seen as work. I don't remember what we called them in Asheron's Call but the volunteer police force didn't work out. Getting volunteers to do something they are already paying someone to do would never fly legally.

    Dude needs a little more research before these grandiose future plans.

    Targeted ads are getting creepier, and not helpful showing me an unique eBay item I didn't win and asking if I want to try again....there AREN'T anymore!
    Nothing I hate worse than ads for stuff you won't / can't sell me. Talk about the ultimate waste of time. NOR DID IT NEED TO UPDATE 3 TIMES WHILE WRITING ABOUT IT,

    gotta go recover my password, the ads and reloading, reloading, reloading as AC are too much.

    hurfy

  33. Where's the report button on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much needed to report useless bullshit. Fuck off dipshit, you haven't posted a single useful bit of information for years.

  34. Those with an agenda. by khasim · · Score: 1

    What kind of people are those going to be who volunteer to do a corporation's job?

    That would be those people who already have an agenda that they believe could be furthered by restricting other people's accounts.

    Tyranny of the majority.

    And that isn't counting hiring people to do that. For just $X a day, you can down-vote post opposing Y and up-vote posts supporting Y. Think about whatever political position you don't like and imagine those people doing that.

    Bennett Haselton is an idiot. That's okay.

    The fact that Bennett Haselton's idiotic ideas get front page posting on /. is a problem. Why did samzenpus feel that this was worth posting?

  35. Block.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could just block the original poster. I'm getting a little sick of people complaining the bad man said scary words to me.

    Suit up or get off the internet.

    There is a perfectly reasonable tool to block annoying people on twitter....takes all of 2 seconds.

  36. So what's the problem? by Masked+Coward · · Score: 1

    f@#king die feminist moron i'm coming after u and raping u.

    From personal eye-witness accounts of vile feminists and SJW's, I think this twitter comment is actually fairly tempered and reasonable. The poster should be given a medal for his restraint.

  37. Why can't I kill this garbage? by radtea · · Score: 1

    Dear /.: please enable killing all Bennett posts without completely disabling the site. If I put "Bennet Hasselton" in my list of filtered terms every story disappears.

    --
    Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
  38. What a dull opinion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've created a world-changing tool,

    Only if your world is really smally.

    and they shouldn't have had to stifle the growth of their platform just because it grew faster than their ability to handle the abuse reports.

    So you're rightly observing that a business which stops delivering quality service, focussing instead on quantity, can expand faster than one which has to continue delivering a quality service as it expands. Thanks, Captain MBA. Now why the hell shouldn't they continue delivering quality?

    So I'd suggest the same solution that I suggested for Facebook abuse reports: recruit a pool of volunteers from the general public to review "abuse reports".

    So, your argument is that the work should be done, but shouldn't have to pay people to do the work. Why? Does Twitter have some inherent right to profit?

    What the fuck is wrong with people like you?

  39. Re:... what Bennett Thinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't realize somebody other than Francis could pontificate so well. I guess this is now the Slatican City.

    This is all a great misunderstanding. He doesn't come here to pontificate: he comes here for getting-hit-on-the-head lessons.

  40. Fucking retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got to be a real glutton for punishment in order to want to do UGC moderation for free.
      You won't even get Hot Pockets, big guy.

  41. Where slashdot got it wrong. by khasim · · Score: 1

    First rule of crowd moderation: flagging as abusive/trolling/offtopic will be used as 'I don't agree'.

    Yep. Which is why /. should require that every down-mod be accompanied by a short explanation of WHY it fit "abusive/trolling/offtopic".

    Up-mods don't matter. If you want to mod something up then no explanation is necessary since they don't "bury" unpopular opinions.

    1. Re:Where slashdot got it wrong. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Yep. Which is why /. should require that every down-mod be accompanied by a short explanation of WHY it fit "abusive/trolling/offtopic".

      I believe all Troll mods of roman_mir posts are automatically justified. He can't be doing anything but trolling, at this point.

  42. Riot beat Bennet to the idea by Vokkyt · · Score: 1

    Riot has had a system like this for some time, the Tribunal, and they allege it works pretty well. It used to have an in-game based reward (absolutely minuscule amount of IP, the in game currency), but they have since removed it, and last I checked it still had high numbers. I don't know if Riot is the originator, but I know it's a pretty major part of their abuse/harassment control.

    I really don't know if a Tribunal style method would carry over to Twitter - I remember that part of the reason that people liked Tribunal was just the absolutely ridiculous stories you could read about players and the crap they pulled, and the in-game jokes made it worth it. Riot also made a mini-game of the system, insomuch that you get ranking based on how often your suggested ruling lines up with the actual ruling made on the case. You don't get anything in game anymore, nor does it affect your game profile, but people seem to like it. Likewise, Riot's punishments aren't just pardon/ban, but a range of punishments which can be administered by the admins there.

    One thing that does make me kind of worried is that there's not a lot really holding people to the abuse Twitter accounts; in Riot's case, having a Level 30 account (necessary level to participate in the game in full) takes a bit of time, and while many users have accumulated quite a few spare accounts, eventually those pools run dry -- on top of that, primary accounts tend to have in game purchases tied to them, so loss of the account represents a financial loss. With Twitter, you can make a spoof account in seconds with no penalty, and harassment accounts are able to participate immediately and by necessity for Twitter to work. Without the time commitment or something tying people to the account, I'm not sure that this will have as great of an impact.

  43. Bennett is our Common Distaste by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On a TF2 server I regularly play on (I only play on other servers if it's empty or on a map I hate), we have about 40-50 regulars that are there at least once a week, if not multiple nights, for many hours. One of these was a guy who was usually getting on at least one person's nerves every night, but he's been absent for a few weeks, likely just busy. In the meantime we have a new person who has taken on the same role. He's a dick, but has some intelligence and is never a *huge* dick (at worst one or two people will try to votekick, but most who find him annoying have just muted him.)

    Last week one of the old regulars, also an admin on the server, was on at the same time and was telling the new person that the admin appreciated his presence, because there was universal annoyance, at best, amongst the server population that helped bind them together. It was something like a common cause, but replacing productivity with hate. While it was certainly intended to be a riff on the dick, there was some truth to what the admin was saying.

    Perhaps that's what Bennett is to us. The whole Beta thing has really died down (or I've willfully ignored it), and that was a very uniting aspect of millions of /. users. Since it's died down, these "stories" by Bennett Hazelton have begun. Perhaps these aren't intended to be actual stories, but to give a "common distaste" (or detest, if you prefer) amongst /. users that will act as a common ground:
    A: "Hey fuck you ignorant conservative"
    B: "No fuck you, lazy liberal"
    A: "Ah man, it's another Bennett article. I hate that guy's drivel."
    B: "Oh, really? Me, too. Wish I could ignore all of his articles."
    A: "Heh, yeah. So, hey, about earlier..."
    And thus /. can act towards a large goal, fueled by our mutual hate for Bennett blog posts. A grand conspiracy by /. editors (and Dice?) for the greater good.

    ...ah, who am I kidding, it's just wishful thinking...

    1. Re:Bennett is our Common Distaste by dnebin · · Score: 1

      Take a stand and sign the petition: http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/drop-bennett-haselton.

  44. Oh no it's Rolla..... Bennett. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no it's Rolla..... Bennett.

  45. Machine Learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People these days do some very interesting things with machine learning and with all the user data Twitter collects, can't they create something intelligent that finds and eliminates trolling better than random sampling?

  46. Yup by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

    Yup

  47. Wrong target. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The introductory example was a false negative. Benett rants on why a false positive will be avoided with his method.