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Kodak-Branded Smartphones On the Way

An anonymous reader sends news about Kodak's latest attempt to come back from the grave. "For a while there it looked like Kodak's moment had come and gone, but the past few months have seen the imaging icon fight back from the brink of irrelevance. Now the company's planning to push a Kodak-branded smartphone, and thankfully it's not going to sue everyone in the business along the way this time. To be clear, Kodak won't actually make its own devices — instead, it's going to farm out most of the development work to an English company called Bullitt."

94 comments

  1. WAKE UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kodak is back! and it don't want you to label your discs in a printer w/o patent payment.

  2. Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Old school company decides it's way out of bankruptcy is to compete in a market where one leader takes more profit than all the other competitors put together, and the other leader has more market share than anyone else. What could possibly go wrong?

    Sorry guys, you should be looking to sell Kodak-licensed camera tech to the big smartphone vendors.

    1. Re:Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That apostrophe is confusing. Is it that hard to learn the difference between it's and its?

    2. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently it's. Many people have trouble with it.

    3. Re: Ok.... by ls671 · · Score: 1

      It apparently is indeed. I always suspected that this was due to the simplicity of English and my belief that you can write it "almost" properly with little knowledge of grammar and analysis. In contrast, to write in French "almost" properly, it's hard to get away without knowing those rules. When used to grammar and analysis, the "it's vs its" dilemma becomes easy to solve.

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    4. Re: Ok.... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Well that's because when Britan and the USA (and several other countries) invaded France to take it away from the German Nazi, they never invaded the language. Over the past 70+ years the French Grammar Nazi's have been keeping the French Language pure.

      Now the English Languge on the other hand has slept with everybody and picked up a little special parting gift from every Language.

      That's why English has rules. Like I before E except after C unless you are an Efficient Ancient.

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    5. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazi's ??

    6. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who doesn't use contractions properly is a blithering idiot.

    7. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about anyone who can't spot a joke even when it's signposted?

    8. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who uses contractions is a blithering idiot. Stop dumbing down the language.

    9. Re:Ok.... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This is a perfect demonstration of how self-absorbed and delusional people and especially corporations can be. Are any decision makers questioning this move inside the company? WTH?

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    10. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are uneducated simpletons.

    11. Re:Ok.... by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully not for long...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    12. Re:Ok.... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Eh, wait, given that the camera is one of the biggest selling points on a smart phone, why does it not make sense for a wilely recognized name in cameras to get into the business? As far as the supposed lack of profits in the Android market goes, think about this for a moment: this year, over a billion Android phones will be sold at an average price over $250. That $250 billion dollars revenue, or to put in in more precise terms, a metric crapload. That money gets shares all up and down the Android ecosystem, from chip makers to market droids. Not such a bad idea to hang your hat in a place where massive amounts of money circulates.

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    13. Re: Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The picture already advanced stability and ability to frame a shot by providing a glass view finder.

      Seriously, nothing worth photographing can be shot looking at an lcd at arms lengths.

      I get a phone call every three months. Maybe I do want a camera that occasionally can receive a call.

    14. Re:Ok.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So F--ing correct. If this is what passes for business acumen at Kodak now, you want to run away from them or short them as fast as you can.

  3. Bullitt by GoddersUK · · Score: 3, Funny

    sounds suspiciously like... (clue: bs)

    1. Re:Bullitt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So nice - Likely that Apple , Samsung and or Google will sue them for this and that or have the product withdrawn.
      Even if your were once a top dog company - this IP bullshit is harming competition, progress and choice.

  4. Umm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's not Kodak, as they are dead. In their dying spasm they sold their name so it can be placed on mediocre rebadged crap. It's disingenuous to talk about Kodak as if their lineage of innovation continues, and isn't just some jerkoffs who bought a famous brand name and are pushing trash and stomping that name into ground until all possible profit can be reamed loose.

    1. Re:Umm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eloquently put.

    2. Re:Umm, no. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Pretty much identical to what happened to 'Polaroid'. Every corpse has its maggots, I suppose.

    3. Re:Umm, no. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      "Kodak - The crap goes in before the name goes on." ref
      "Kodak - Crap is Job 1" ref
      "Kodak -Quality you can't count on!"
      "Kodak - you'll remember the cheap quality long after the low price is forgotten."
      "An Apple a day keeps the Kodak away!"
      "I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that. Or that. Or that either. I'm just a Kodak. Do you want to hear a song?"

      When you've been sticking your name on any 3rd party crap that is willing to pay a fee, people aren't going to forget. It's probably better to start a new brand from scratch. My guess - it's a Chinese manufacturer trying to get market penetration in North America.

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    4. Re:Umm, no. by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's not Kodak, as they are dead. In their dying spasm they sold their name so it can be placed on mediocre rebadged crap.

      Pretty much identical to what happened to 'Polaroid'. Every corpse has its maggots, I suppose.

      While it's true that this *is* what happened to Polaroid- that is, the original company is effectively dead and liquidated (*) and the post-2001 "Polaroid" is an unrelated company that bought the name (**) and some of the assets- it technically *isn't* what happened to Kodak.

      The present-day Kodak is still the same company. They went into bankruptcy protection, were forced to sell some things off, (***) and then emerged from that about 18 months ago.

      That's not to say that they won't be indulging in name licensing anyway, and in this case it's unclear how much- if any- involvement Kodak themselves will have in the manufacture of this phone, or its sale.

      In fact, before the bankruptcy it was clear to me that Kodak's problem was that in order to stay afloat in the short term they were being forced to sell off everything that would enable them to survive in the long term (i.e. patents and technical assets). My guess was that- at best- Kodak would survive as a massively pared down shadow of its former self, and at worst would be entirely liquidated and its name sold off to be whored out for its recognition in rebranding cheap generic electronics made by anonymous manufacturers in the Far East (a la "Polaroid").

      Then again, even if the core of the "original" Kodak survives with ownership of its name intact, it's open to question how meaningful this would be if most of what made it "Kodak" had been sold off and it had to become little more than a brand-licensing operation anyway.

      (*) As far as I can tell, the original Polaroid still "exists", but only as a dormant (and renamed) legal entity that conducts no business and I'm assuming is kept on life support for purely legal reasons related to liabilities after the bankruptcy.

      (**) Actually, AFAICT, the company that bought the Polaroid name (apparently quite dubious) themselves went bankrupt, so I'm not sure if the current owners are actually "Polaroid 3"(!!!) Not that it matters much. To be fair, the current owners do appear to be trying to use Polaroid's legacy more respectfully as far as cameras go (e.g. portable printers and cameras with that Lady Gaga tie-up a couple of years back), but they're still continuing the previous owner's model of licensing the name out to third-party distributors who use it to rebrand low-quality generic LCD TVs et al.

      (***) I'm not entirely clear what was sold off. One report suggested (if I read it correctly) that they were going to give the film business to the UK pension fund to settle liabilities there, but from what I can tell that's not actually what happened in the end, and Kodak themselves still control the film business.

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    5. Re:Umm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six letters you can count on: Kodak.

    6. Re:Umm, no. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Please resist the temptation to believe every bit of tripe posted on the internet by anonymous experts without doing at least some minimal amount of fact checking. Kodak emerged from bankruptcy in 2013. Parent post is full of crap.

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  5. Vintage name phones by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    Kodak is ok for that but I always wondered why Radio Shack didn't make their own branded smartphones. Realistic was a decent name back in the day, and unlike Kodak they actually sold phones.

    1. Re:Vintage name phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kodak is ok for that but I always wondered why Radio Shack didn't make their own branded smartphones. Realistic was a decent name back in the day, and unlike Kodak they actually sold phones.

      Realistic was never a decent name - my description of Realistic products would be at best craptastic.

    2. Re:Vintage name phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It varied widely. Some of their products (e.g., the old 22-305 handheld frequency counter) were surprisingly good. Others were junk.

      Radio Shack did sell the first 800 MHz AMPS portable phone I ever saw. It cost about $2K and was the size of a walkie-talkie. It was a decent piece of hardware.

    3. Re:Vintage name phones by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      I kinda miss Radio Shack... The shops were branded "Tandy" over here, and disappeared some time in the 90s, but as a kid I spent many hours in that shop. I might still have my Free Battery Club card somewhere!

      Anyway, I'm holding out for a Commodore smart phone!

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    4. Re:Vintage name phones by ls671 · · Score: 1

      agreed, same opinion here, a lot of it was crap but some was relatively OK.

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    5. Re:Vintage name phones by ls671 · · Score: 1

      gee, as a kid, I spent countless hours there. I usually ended up buying more reliable brands in more distant stores but they got some of my money for sure.

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    6. Re:Vintage name phones by Going_Digital · · Score: 2

      No shops any more but Tandy is still on-line http://www.tandyonline.co.uk/ although mostly electronic components. Tandy is now separate from Radio Shack but some of those components and part numbers are the same as 30 years ago so.

    7. Re:Vintage name phones by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Because most people buying smartphones have never stepped into a Radio Shack even once in their life?

    8. Re:Vintage name phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realistic was a decent name back in the day

      So was BlackBerry.

    9. Re:Vintage name phones by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      We still have Radio Shacks in San Antonio.

      That said, they seem to mainly be Sprint stores in all but name that happen to sell a few computer/tv items

    10. Re:Vintage name phones by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Same here... they are staffed by kids that wouldn't know a transistor from watch battery and the few components they have are learning kits for 12 yr olds. When I was kid they had almost any electronic component you could ask for.

    11. Re:Vintage name phones by bigtrike · · Score: 1

      The one near me still has a decent enough part selection in organizer drawers. I purchased an IRF510 there last weekend.

  6. who then farms it out to by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    ZTE or one of a million other cheap crappy china phones that you can already buy flat out for 49.99 with anyone else's logo on it

    big fucking deal

  7. Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    The only way Kodak can really make a difference in the already crowded smartphone market is to equip the Kodak branded smartphone with its own 50 Megapixel CCD sensor

    If Kodak can do that then it has a fighting chance

    If Kodak can't, hey, it won't be that much difference from yet-another-reference-design smartphone, aka, the " white-box "

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    1. Re:Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Trouble is you need roughly APS-C sized sensors to make 50MP resolution worthwhile. Any smaller and quantum effects will make it too noisy. Not to mention the size you'd want for a good enough lens to deliver that much detail.

    2. Re:Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      They might have a fighting chance to have a fraction of a fraction of a percent of marketshare.

    3. Re:Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      50 Megapixels in a phone is absurd. Even the most absurdly expensive glass has trouble keeping up with Nikon's full frame D800-- and that's only 36 Megapixels. It's more understandable in a medium format camera-- but those are significantly larger than phones, and far more expensive.

      What really would be useful in a phone is decent low light performance-- noise free images at ISO 12,800 and beyond (as well as the focusing systems necessitated by this lack of light.)

    4. Re:Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by newbie_fantod · · Score: 1

      The only way Kodak can really make a difference... is to equip the Kodak branded smartphone with its own 50 Megapixel CCD sensor

      If they released a 100% open phone with complete and transparent control over what data gets transmitted and stored, that would make a difference. Somehow though, I expect the 50MP sensor is more likely.

    5. Re: Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

      A 100% "open" phone is only important to a small minority of phone buyers. Such a phone would not give Kodak any kind of significant market share based on that alone. A better camera *might* do something for sales, but really, Kodak's days are over.

      Perhaps they should have focused on high-end image platforms to compete with Canon and Nikon?

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    6. Re:Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if they released a phone where the camera just doesn't suck ass like every single other phone out there.

    7. Re:Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How 'bout a smart phone that's takes 110 film and uses a flash cube?

    8. Re: Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for kicks and giggles, check out what percentage of the carbonated beverage market coca cola classic holds.

    9. Re: Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Same as with DSLR's. I don't need more pixels. I need to be able to AF and capture useable photos of my son

    10. Re: Smartphone with 50 Megapixel CCD sensor ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your son is a worthless piece of shit.

  8. Turn the device inside out by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    Instead of calling the device a smartphone equipped with a 50 MP camera, they can market it as a 50 MP camera which is 4G/5G/6G enabled, plus it can make phone calls too

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  9. Kodak died with Kodachrome by AndyKron · · Score: 2

    There is no Kodak. Fuck whatever is calling itself Kodak today. Kodak died with Kodachrome in 2010.

    1. Re:Kodak died with Kodachrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this

    2. Re:Kodak died with Kodachrome by ls671 · · Score: 2

      My name is John Kodak you insensitive clod.

      https://www.facebook.com/john....

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    3. Re:Kodak died with Kodachrome by Chuffpole · · Score: 1

      > My name is John Kodak you insensitive clod.

      Well, that was quite a moment.

    4. Re:Kodak died with Kodachrome by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      There is no Kodak. Fuck whatever is calling itself Kodak today. Kodak died with Kodachrome in 2010.

      Get over yourself. Kodachrome was an important product in its day, but it was never *ever* the be-all-and-end-all of Kodak.

      I'm pretty sure that latterly the print films (Gold et al) massively outsold it, and the sad truth (from an apparent Kodak insider, "Rowland Mowrey") was that by the late-80s- even before Velvia came out, and long, *long* before digital was eating into it- photographers weren't interested in Kodachrome any more:-

      EK had some seriously upgraded Kodachrome films in R&D in the 80s, and sent samples to various professionals at the time. This included the HS Kodachrome with an EI of 400.

      NO ONE WANTED THEM!

      Read that. NO ONE WANTED THEM. EK could not sell them. They wanted Ektachrome or color negative film. So, that is what they got.

      Sorry, but I was there as it happened.

      Look for my name on the patent for the yellow color developing agent. It is CD6. Been there, seen it happen. [..] People stopped buying right after the introduction of some serious upgrades to the entire film line, the ones you like right now. Then, when approached with further improvements in speed and grain, with no sacrifice in color, no one was interested.

      Do you think EK develops a film and abandons it with no market research? How stupid do you think they are? Back in the 80s, they sent samples to professionals to test out before formal introduction. Reaction was blase. It was "we want Ektachrome, give us more". Remember, there was no Fuji Velvia at this time. The market was Kodachrome and Ektachrome vs Vericolor. So, the market in professionals and amateurs wanted Ektachrome, current Kodachrome, Vericolor, and Gold.

      There you have it.

      I don't agree either, but that is a fact.

      None of what I (or he) said is to say that Kodachrome was a bad film, nor that Ektachrome was better- just that people didn't want it, and by the end clearly weren't buying it in quantities sufficient to justify manufacturing it and keeping even the final lab (for *all* Kodachrome processing worldwide) open.

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    5. Re:Kodak died with Kodachrome by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Addendum; More seriously, Kodak appears to have quietly discontinued *all* its slide films around three years ago:-

      http://www.thephoblographer.co...

      It wasn't immediately obvious, especially as they'd been discontinuing variants and paring down the range for years prior, but it appears that the slide films they discontinued that time were *the only ones remaining*, "I’m confirming that we did send a notice to dealers today that we will be discontinuing our three slide films" (not simply "discontinuing three slide films").

      Given that there's no mention of slide films on their site any more (go there and see if you can find any (*)) and no sign of new stock available through retailers, it's pretty clear that they managed something far more significant than the discontinuation of Kodachrome itself with far, *far* fewer people noticing.

      Huge irony is that Fujifilm- who were much more willing to move into the digital age and thus prospered whereas Kodak didn't- still sells slide film, along with traditional colour and black-and-white negative and instant (Polaroid-style) film.

      (*) Colour and black-and-white negative films listed, but no transparency:- http://wwwuk.kodak.com/global/...

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    6. Re:Kodak died with Kodachrome by Tough+Love · · Score: 1
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  10. Kodak is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Branding something with a well-known but dead brand is for idiots.

    1. Re:Kodak is dead by Going_Digital · · Score: 2

      Likely a simple brand licensing arrangement, where a unknown company (usually a Chinese company not known in the west) wants to sell their products in the western market and needs a familiar name to convince people to buy. What typically happens though is cheap rubbish has a well known brand put on it to make it sell only to eventually destroy the brand.

    2. Re:Kodak is dead by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      In contrast, some Chinese companies are doing the wise thing for the long run: sell quality stuff at fair prices and actually build a reputation. OnePlus and Xiaomi are good examples of that.

  11. So.... the key back to profit is... by Puls4r · · Score: 1

    1. Don't actually develop technology
    2. Hire another company to build smart phones with no particularly compelling features
    3. ????????
    4. Profit!


    Exactly HOW does that bring a company back from irrelevancy?

    Unless they are planning to acquire some whiz-bang startup with new tech or a new social paradigm that is going to make them stand out, this will just continue their slide into obscurity.

    1. Re:So.... the key back to profit is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the fancy tech-filled Amazon phone failed... I really can't picture a new-entry company making it (not unless Google buys them and/or bases their Nexus line on the new phone).

  12. Good thing! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    To be clear, Kodak won't actually make its own devices

    Good thing! Kodak has been shit at this since they started using electronics. The interfaces to their digital cameras were literally the worst in the business.

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  13. I own a phone produced by the same compan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own a cat b25, the ruggedized phone made by these guys. It's good because it's rugged and dumb but the engineering flaws of the phone shine through.

    They couldn't even get t9 implementation right and that tech is old as shit. Not to mention that the phone is a exact clone of a Nokia with the exception of the flawed t9, I don't think they have the chops for any phone manufacturing.

    Anyway, rip kodak, you always sucked anyway

  14. "moment" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For a while there it looked like Kodak's moment had come and gone

    Kodak was a dominant technology corporation for over a century. They were dominant through economic downturns, world wars, cultural changes and across industrial sectors. They were one of a handful of the most recognizable brand names of the entire 20th century (they started in 1888). They did business in three centuries.

    I'm pretty sure that qualifies as more than a "moment".

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    1. Re:"moment" by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant when you're a dead brand whose corpse got bought up for its IP.

    2. Re:"moment" by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      You're old enough to recognize Kodak's long-term dominance, but you don't recognize a reference to the "Kodak moment" marketing tagline?

    3. Re:"moment" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Kodak was developing and patenting new technologies when Steve Jobs' great-grandfather was selling pencils under a bridge.

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    4. Re:"moment" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Of course I recognize the marketing phrase. I was just providing a little context to readers who might not realize that there were technology powerhouse corporations before Apple.

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    5. Re:"moment" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that qualifies as more than a "moment".

      Whoosh! The reference was to the "Kodak moment" advertising...

    6. Re:"moment" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kodak was already mostly irrelevant in the early 1990s. Fuji and Agfa were dominant long before digital cameras became popular.

    7. Re:"moment" by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      there were technology powerhouse corporations before Apple.

      Not true. Apple invented time.

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  15. That stupid cod-nostalgia "Instamatic" smartphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I notice in the article they show the a picture of the "Instamatic" phone but then say "Oh, and it won't look anything like the mockup (*) you see above... we hope."

    Yeah, I hope not either! I'd already seen that a month or two back, and even then it struck me as a quick-and-lazy attempt to exploit nostalgia for the original Instamatic line by slapping an Instamatic-mimicking front panel and viewfinder on an Android-based touchscreen camera which doesn't remotely resemble the originals otherwise.

    Pretty sure you could design a stick-on case for a smartphone that would have the same effect (and be about as convincing).

    My suspicion that this was aimed at Instagram users who weren't around at the time was confirmed when I saw the promo YouTube video and some guy commented that "As a photographer, I'd like one... But my carrier probably won't sell them. It looks like its gonna have a pretty decent lens and sensor. Can't wait to see if it performs.".

    Er, yeah. Know how I guessed even *before* checking his profile that he was way too young to have been around at the time of the original Instamatic? As I said in my reply:-

    "Decent lens"?! Dude, if this "Instamatic" was to remotely resemble my 1983 model- or almost any other real Instamatic for that matter- it'd have to include a dirt-cheap fixed-focus, fixed-focal-length lens with minor chromatic aberration that was just about good enough for 4 x 4" prints, have a choice of two literally settings at all (sunny and cloudy/flash) and include an attachment for disposable single-use "Magicube" flashes that cost as much as the film again.

    Yeah, I had an Instamatic, and I'm not going to damn a cheap camera aimed at holiday snappers for its limitations back when decent cameras were expensive and fiddly. And I can understand the novelty if you've grown up with digital cameras that deliver shiny, perfect results at cheap prices. But let's be honest here, the Instamatic was pretty crap; if you want it to be good, you don't actually want an Instamatic. :-)

    (*) Footer on Instamatic phone website: "The INSTAMATIC 2014 Camera - Phone is a design concept by IDIDIDD for Eastman Kodak Company and this product is not available for sale."

  16. Laugh by koan · · Score: 1

    They should bring back the Polaroid, integrate a digital camera into a Polaroid so you gets your digital and your hard copy.

    But this? A phone? Bah it will fail.

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    1. Re:Laugh by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Something like this?

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    2. Re:Laugh by koan · · Score: 1

      Sort of, a better implementation would be nice and a larger hard copy, the only thing is these days everyone wants their junk to be small.

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    3. Re:Laugh by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      the only thing is these days everyone wants their junk to be small.

      That's not what the spam in my inbox says.

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  17. Watch out for Uncle Ben's by Argilo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kodak is going to face some stiff competition from Uncle Ben's! http://www.theonion.com/articl...

  18. "Commodore is back!!! (again)" - The Smartphone by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Anyway, I'm holding out for a Commodore smart phone!

    Why? We all know by this point that such a thing would almost certainly consist of the "chickenhead" logo slapped on some otherwise generic middle-of-the-road smartphone hardware by a third-party licensor armed with a "Commodore is back!" press release (dumbly repeated by the mainstream press) and designed to exploit nostalgia as cheaply and with as little effort as possible.

    They might even slap a cheap pastiche of the C64 case on the front if you're *very* lucky (cough).

    As I've previously commented, the Commodore and Amiga brands and IP are a confusing mess, and many of the names have been exploited for very cheap nostalgic purposes. The same company that made the Commodore 64x- i.e. a PC in a case that at least *looked* like the computer it was meant to be "resurrecting"- also made new "Vic" all-in-one PCs that looked little to nothing like their namesake and even worse sold HTPC cases that didn't even resemble the original Amiga line under names of classic machines like Amiga 1000.

    So, seriously. Commodore is long-dead, and while overpriced hardware is still sold to exploit the rabid diehards who want to run "Amiga OS" in 2014, anything likely to end up on a smartphone *will* be meaningless name whoring that has nothing to do with anything Commodore themselves did. Whoever "officially" owns the relevant fragment of the disputed rights this week means sod all.

    If you want a "Commodore" smartphone, get a sticker from some guy on eBay, stick it on the phone of your choice, and it'll be as much a "Commodore" as anything produced by a licensor of a licensor of a guy who once knew the third owner of the rights to the "Commodore plus/4" brand after it was retrieved them from Gateway's dumpster in the late 1990s.

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  19. I'd like a Pan Am smartphone... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    ... I'd love a Studebaker smartphone, but I would die for an Exidy Sorcerer smartphone.

  20. 'Packard Bell' anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made radios in the 1930s through 1960s. An Israeli company bought the brand and made cheap low-quality computers branded "Packard bell".

    1. Re:'Packard Bell' anyone? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      They were not cheap....but they were low quality.

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    2. Re:'Packard Bell' anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting! I had never known the Packard-Bell name existed before the PC era.

  21. marketing weasels only, no development by swschrad · · Score: 1

    meh, they might as well be sitting in Shenzen making Chinese copies of Korean stuff, it's all relabelling.

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  22. Atari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A similar situation, what is now Atari, isn't.

  23. April 1st?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Already! You got me again slashdot.

  24. Radio Shack all over again by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, they are pulling a sears or radio shack.
    The end is near for Kodak.

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  25. From the company that sold printers w/o drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all those who might recall they were trying to get into the printer business, but failed to even produce a driver for GNU/Linux. Remind me again why anybody thinks the company has any value left in the name?

    1. Re:From the company that sold printers w/o drivers by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      This time, all their drivers will be Linux drivers.

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  26. Radio Shack by unixisc · · Score: 1

    They're still around. I visited one recently, and they even had Arduinos and other electronic self-assembly kits.

  27. "Please, don't take my [Kodak Phone] away!" by Johann+Public · · Score: 1

    Like in Paul Simon's "Kodachrome"..."Please don't take my Kodak Phone away!"

  28. Why? by Methadras · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why?