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What's the Future of Corporate IT and ITSM? (Video)

Our headline is the title of a survey SysAid did at Fusion, a "gathering of seasoned IT directors, service management implementers, and business analysts" that took place in early November. As Sysaid's marketing VP, Sophie Danby was the person who designed and implemented the survey, which consisted of only three questions: 1) Where do you see the corporate IT department in five years’ time? 2) With the consumerization of IT continuing to drive employee expectations of corporate IT, how will this potentially disrupt the way companies deliver IT? 3) What IT process or activity is the most important in creating superior user experiences to boost user/customer satisfaction? || You can obviously follow the first link above and see the survey's results. But in the video, Sophie adds some insights beyond the numerical survey results into near-future IT changes and what they mean for people currently working in the field.

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  1. Tired of Rob's poo-butt Slashvertisements? by RocketRabbit · · Score: 0

    Come on down to Usenet - Eternal September gives free accounts, and comp.misc is the new old Slashdot. Free from Rob!

  2. Dull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, even the summary is making me nod off. Who talks like that?

    1. Re:Dull by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Who talks like that? Just about every director I've ever met.

      Most of them need to talk like that because they don't really know what's going on below them.

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  3. What's ITSM? by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that like BDSM?

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    1. Re:What's ITSM? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 2

      Almost.

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    2. Re:What's ITSM? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Information Technology Services Management.

      It's what your boss does.

      -Rick

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    3. Re:What's ITSM? by zlives · · Score: 1

      does he know that?

    4. Re:What's ITSM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I recently switched from being responsible for EDI and scripting functions to ITSM. I absolutely despised it at first. It seems like bureaucratic bullshit, but after a few months of experience, I am totally on board. There *must* be order and structure. I have switched from chaotic neutral to lawful evil, and I completely support that.

    5. Re:What's ITSM? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      I did exactly the reverse. I was tired of the bureaucratic bullshit.

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    6. Re:What's ITSM? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      It's similar, but much less fun.

    7. Re:What's ITSM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not, the work of Her Majesty's Stationary Office is not for the faint of heart

    8. Re:What's ITSM? by wampus · · Score: 1

      So make sure you're the one designing the process. Keep bullshit out of it. I do ITSM-based infrastructure change management. On paper my job is to bust the admins' balls. In reality I ask them what they're trying to do, make sure they write up a rollback plan (even if it is just 'restore from backup'), and make sure the server guys aren't planning to do something that needs the network on the same day that the network team is planning an outage. That generally takes about a half hour of everyone's time once a week at my mid-sized shop. Oh yeah, then I send an email to the people that are going to care if something goes down. This isn't even my full-time job - we don't need someone making work for everyone else because they're bored.

      It doesn't need to be a bureaucratic nightmare, it just needs to show what the hell you're doing and that you thought about how and why you're doing it (or undoing it when shit blows up.)

    9. Re:What's ITSM? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      A misspelling of "This Is Serious Mum".

    10. Re:What's ITSM? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      close his tabs and clear his browser history when you walk in the room?

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  4. ITSM? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Is that what I think it is?

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    1. Re:ITSM? by hattable · · Score: 1

      I wasn't wearing my glasses and I was 1/2 way through the summary before I realized I was reading over ITSM as FSM. It makes more sense when I'm not looking for his noodliness.

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  5. its so obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So IT need to adjust and adapt and meet the unrealistic and ungrounded expectations of users?

    -> i would say that the user base needs to understand that security in a corporate environment is a magnitude of level greater than what the user has at home, this security and other concerns dictate configurations that the users work within, and is why your browser is faster at home.

    Perpetuating the entitlement of end users to not be impacted in the slightest way while working is not going to help anyone, the average business could not operate without email anymore and the "businesses" need to realize this and that organic development of process sometimes gives you brambles ;), yes IT wouldn't exist without the business, its not a 1 sided equation.. IT allows modern business to occur.

    Perhaps when we can patch stupid and stop reminding people to not open attachments from unknown senders, we can give them their outlook preview pane back.. then users might even be able to use the 2 week warning to change their password before it expires..

    When IT is valued and not sh!t on at every opportunity by random employee that is the root cause of their own issues, random service desk staffer might be a bit more chipper on the phone.. at least until they are outsourced..

    1. Re: its so obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sound like any regular IT worker...

  6. Wrong audience by Enry · · Score: 1

    Try and find the web site that has the tagline "News for managers of nerds".

  7. please, dice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please embrace technology and USE A HTML5 PLAYER!!!
    i dont have flash installed, so I won't watch your video.

    1. Re:please, dice by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      please embrace technology and USE A HTML5 PLAYER!!! i dont have flash installed, so I won't watch your video.

      So your saying that they aren't meeting your expectations as a customer.

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    2. Re:please, dice by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Download Chrome. Only way I use flash.

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    3. Re: please, dice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why use a browser which hides the protocol?

      Lets just violate any RFC then, shall we? Then we can all be IE!

  8. Answer as simple as M B A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outsourcing of course!

  9. More of the same fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More ITSM, more Requirements, more Needful, more iSuck, more Social, more Collaboration, less Brains, more Hacks and more Breaches.

  10. I'll toss in some predictions myself... by mlts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I might as well mention predictions, that may be something that will be something IT shops have to deal with as well:

    The main thing is the sea change of malware and active hacking from passive slurping of data to active destruction. This was shown in this past year by CryptoLocker, but driven home by the Sony malware. In the past, a company could just shrug, and continue with their policies because the leaked data didn't mean much -- their original data is still in place. However, if the bad guys start going in with destruction in mind... which is easy, we will start seeing companies actually start going bankrupt. A good example of this is the fact that a lot of businesses are SAN based. An attacker just has to go in on the tier 1 SAN, drop all LUNs, and in the case of a SSD based SAN, do a TRIM against all devices. Depending on how fast the garbage collector is on the controller, there is likely no way in Hell the data would ever be recoverable. Even SANs that replicate data will be affected, as they will just write over the good data.

    A lot of companies use tier 2 NAS systems (Isilons, Avamars) for backups because of deduplication. Even though Isilons have SmartLock (for example), an attacker that manages to get root on a node can still do a lot of damage, usually a single command would purge the entire data stored on the cluster. Even with SmartLock, if the attacker gets root, that functionality can be bypassed and the drives zeroed.

    In the past, tape drives were used, but because companies were focused on data loss due to hardware failure (which RAID, multipathing, replication, and snapshots help mitigate), backups to deduplicated disk arrays became the target of choice. Now, businesses may be forced to go back to tape in some way, just because it is harder for an attacker to zero out the contents. It can be done (purge a storage pool, tell it to zero out all media), but if there is media offsite, this can be mitigated, since the attacker can't "rm -rf" a tape sitting on a shelf at the local Iron Maiden warehouse.

    So, there will be a change in IT so data is stored more robustly, so a purge of the company SAN doesn't kill the company.

    On a smaller scale, CryptoLocker and such affect individuals. Again, malware use to "just" read data, now it is actively locked up and destroyed. On a SOHO/SMB scale, this is mitigated by a device that initiates backups, dumps the local desktops to a drive (or array) for backups. The reason it does the backups as opposed to dumping to a share is, again, ensuring that malware can't zero things out with a simple diskpart clean all command.

    Another prediction I have is SANs actually using more features in SSD. With SSD moving from disk interfaces to SIMMS/DIMMS, RAID can be handled in a different manner, but still prove results. I saw Pure Storage's dog and pony show where they are running SANs, all on SSD. This is where mainline SAN storage is going to head for the most part (barring extremely large amounts of data that SSD is just too expensive for.) HDD will remain, but likely end up used for backups and archiving as opposed to primary storage.

    Of course, the third prediction is that smartphones get enough capacity to be used as personal servers. I don't think the Motorola Atrix like functionality will come around for a number of years, but I wouldn't be surprised in the future that VMs can be stored on one's smartphone, and one's desktop be essentially a compute node, booting ESXi, and using the phone as a backing store. How will this affect IT? Apple and Google are going to have to crack some deals with MS to handle GPOs, perhaps allowing iOS and Android to join AD domains and be managed under SCOM/SCCM/etc.

    1. Re:I'll toss in some predictions myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TL;DR; but "seasoned IT directors" sounds like the completely incompetent guys running the tech in today's companies. Yeah, they'll know, because... They are paid well? Or what? The future of corporate IT is the same as the future of anything else. Those with the most money will determine what's legal and what's good for the rest. Ultimately it will fail because they were wrong. In the mean time they will get more money and more power and try again. Or their children will. That's the future.

    2. Re:I'll toss in some predictions myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple and Google are going to have to crack some deals with MS to handle GPOs, perhaps allowing iOS and Android to join AD domains and be managed under SCOM/SCCM/etc.

      Holy delusional batman!

    3. Re:I'll toss in some predictions myself... by deniable · · Score: 1

      Exactly, MS are already covering these with Intune. Given the BYOD (Support your own crap) fad, they're already looking after non domain-joined devices running multiple OSes. Apple and Google don't need to get on board.

    4. Re:I'll toss in some predictions myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SANs have already been SSD for some time now. As the prices go down, more system data will be on SSD. I would not predict the end of hard disks at all but more of a spread. Companies are struggling with data growth and SSD has a LOOOONG way to go to be cost effective for little used bulk unstructured data. More high performing SSD and more low end disks on different systems and some mixed together in a tiered format is where it is going. I would say that the middle tier of FC/SAS disks on block SANs are going to take the biggest hit. The days of the one size fits all SAN are gone. Devices tuned for specific work loads like a TinTri device for virtual desktops is a good example. Sure, you can run your virtual desktops, your high I/O SQL, all of your VMs, and your bulk unstructured storage all on one SAN with various tiers of disks but why? You end up with fast disk that is not as fast as it could be for the price and med/slow bulk unstructured data on disks that are far more expensive than they need to be.

      My company is in the middle of of this, we still have old traditional 2 headed block storage SANs with tired disk pools and raid groups, we have newer large NAS devices where the computer and bandwidth grows with capacity, and we have some specialty storage appliances and some pure SSD storage SANs. It is not a mangement nightmare with all of these different systems either, It is all managed by the same two people that managed just pure traditional FC block storage only a few years ago.

      Another general comment. IT may be changing with all of the BYOD and millennial but the bottom line is the back end is still the back end. The core infrastructure of any data center is still needed and will be there. A lot of business types miss this because they are not really aware of what that backend really does either. End users and business leaders in most companies are more excited and determined to have a nice shiney new laptop and cell phone and don't want to spend a dime on core switching, circuits, SAN, security, and compute that actually makes all of that work. As time goes on, I see this getting worse. I see it as a business leader has $10k to spend. Should he spend the money fixing the leaking roof or replacing the carpet? No one sees the roof and everyone sees the carpet. He buys carpet, why? On Monday when everyone comes to work they all see the new fresh carpet, they know where the money went and he is sitting there sucking up all the accolades for a job well done because it had immediate impact. Everyone loves it! He walks around proud as everyone comments on how great it is. If he spent it on the roof, no one would see it or even know that roof was replaced. No one would get the immediate impact of that money spent. Eventually that carpet gets wet again because the roof is still leaking. That is someone else's fault, back to IT.. The boogeymen get blamed. That is the the datacenter engineers and admins that get paid way too much money playing with computers in the data center that no one needs and anyone but the staff they have can manage it far better and for a much lower cost.

    5. Re:I'll toss in some predictions myself... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      So, there will be a change in IT so data is stored more robustly, so a purge of the company SAN doesn't kill the company.

      That change should have happened in the 1980s in any place that cared what they have on disk.

  11. Ford was all over this crap when I worked there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    They have this crazy idea that they can micro-manage every part of IT by using a single large process and a bunch of "services" that are internal.

    So the main goal was to inventory the servers, the cards inside of them, their specs, which users use them, etc, into this big database called the "CMDB" or Configuration Management DataBase.

    The CMDB is where they map these objects into a unit called a "CI" (configuration instance) and then eventually write fancy high level queries that return things that are "interesting".

    A query may be for a single user account, which will then show all "assets" that user has used or needs. Dependencies can be drawn and queries can also just check for strange relationships. Like two servers that appear to be connected via a cross-over cable or a rogue MAC address (by scanning ARP tables and building CI's).

    It actually sounds cool in practice but there is no usable CMDB in existance. HP has one that's very shiny but I can tell you it sucks and doesn't work. After asking and asking when I was at Ford if I could just freaking write one, I was told no. Then after a year and a half of downright failure, they switched from HP's crap to a different vendor and that later failed too.

    It was instantly obvious that the discovery routines were seriously important, yet their frequency and limitations caused stale data. It was supposed to be a tool for us to discover things we didn't know about, but it just was an effort to bend the queries to look "real enough" when in reality any missing data (what you don't know) is what you're after.

    Full of buzzwords and expensive software. I honestly think that just letting people be left alone at work on their computer is the best. Judge results, not time on facebook. Stop hiring people you don't trust which makes the trustworthy feel micromanaged. These tools won't help you learn anything you didn't already learn. The people who you force to install these discovery tools already know more than you will learn from the tools yet they are ignored while they scream the entire time you go through implementation.

    In the end I left and got the hell out of doing any type of ITSM. Ford ruined me with their beaurcrazy and absolutely horrid management at the LL5/LL4 management levels. Pure idiots making high six figure salaries who take home 100K bonuses yet can't run a successful IT shop with virtually unlimited money and resources. I could have wrote a better tool in less than a year by myself without charging millions. NOPE. running to HP to get screwed which happened according to my predictions.

    1. Re:Ford was all over this crap when I worked there by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      running to HP to get screwed which happened according to my predictions.

      You're missing the kickbacks those mgmt gets for going to HP in the first place.

      It's how upper IT works. Which is, of course, why lower IT doesn't (usually) work.

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    2. Re:Ford was all over this crap when I worked there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They went with HP because HP would be able to provide support over the long term. What would have happened if you developed the CMDB discovery tool, then got fed up with something else and left the company?

    3. Re:Ford was all over this crap when I worked there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory, that risk comes up when the tool is specified, and the usual solution is to have someone shadow the author, in addition to the usual documentation that ought to be written.

      I almost was able to write that with a straight face.

    4. Re:Ford was all over this crap when I worked there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the same risk isn't present with custom implementations of Commercial IT Software like that from HP?

      When a lead developer leaves they still are lost and have to figure out how to train a new person.

      These tools aren't just vanilla installs..... big companies have clout to force custom patches quite easily and suddenly our install is so special no one who used the same tool at another company will make heads or tails of it.

      Things kinda change when you have thousands of office buildings in every continent of the world that are all on the same network. You need custom code to handle certain things that didn't scale as promised by the sales guy. That leads to essentially the SAME custom development that was mentioned above. SAME risks if not worse since now other haphazzard patches by the Vendor may forget that a big client is using a different codebase that may not have been tested..... Updates that wouldn't break others will now break a custom build. So I'd argue it's even MORE risk.

  12. Consumerization of I.T. and so on.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I already commented on SysAid's own page, but my feeling is this:

    Consumerization of I.T. is generally a win-win for employers and employees, as long as it's done properly.

    It's always a good thing when you can hire somebody who is used to using a particular service, technology or product, and they're able to use essentially the same thing as an employee. It's one less thing requiring training and adding complexity to doing the job.

    I think BYOD (bring your own device) with cellphones and tablets was the initial driver of this discussion? But increasingly, we're seeing cloud services as another similar area. Plenty of people are familiar with DropBox for example, and often have a free DropBox personal account. With our corporate DropBox account, though, we're able to let people manage both their personal and their new corporate-issued one simultaneously, using one login. If they leave the company, we can instruct the software to auto delete the corporate data on their device(s) while reverting back to working as a free personal DropBox again, preserving their personal data.

    By contrast, another cloud based product we use and like is CrashPlan for backups. Unfortunately, CrashPlan creates "islands" for personal accounts, standard business accounts, and enterprise-class accounts. If you upgrade a user from one "tier" to another, their backup history can't be migrated over. They're stuck doing a full, new backup from scratch under the new service class. That's a real issue for us, as we move to the enterprise version of the service. (What if someone's laptop drive crashes out in the field, after we upgrade their CrashPlan version and before it got a chance to back up everything successfully?) This could impact people who'd been using personal CrashPlan accounts and work for a company that decides to bring all of them under the fold of a business class backup account, too.

    So in the next 5 years? I see I.T. departments needing to give more consideration to selection of business tools that play well with shared personal/business use.

    1. Re:Consumerization of I.T. and so on.... by zlives · · Score: 1

      how do you audit what is uploaded or downloaded form DropBox to corporate assets and vice versa? Do you have HIPPA or any other regulations to comply with?

    2. Re:Consumerization of I.T. and so on.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      No.... our company does advertising/marketing related work, so there's no HIPPA or other compliance regulation to worry about with the content that goes to DropBox.

      In our case, we have a highly mobile workforce already, including a lot of freelance workers (some of whom are freelance status, yet essentially work with us on every project to the point where they're a "permalancer" ... and in at least one case, one of these people even employes a freelance worker underneath them). We needed a way for these people to collaborate on projects and easily share folders with specific people, but not necessarily everyone else.

      Sure, you could store all of this on a traditional file server and let people access it via VPN, but that would generally require someone with administrator rights and the ability to adjust the permissions appropriately, as content was added. DropBox for Business makes it easy for people to shoot out email invites to download content and control who can access it themselves.

  13. It mostly won't change anything by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    With the consumerization of IT continuing to drive employee expectations of corporate IT, how will this potentially disrupt the way companies deliver IT?

    It won't. Corporate IT and how it operates is driven by the people who sign the checks. That, BTW, is not the employees. The people who do have considerations other than employee expectations in mind when they decide on policies, and some of those things like compliance with laws and regulations aren't optional. Corporate IT will, as always, continue to be bound by what upper management decides on and the rest of the company will have to live with upper management's decisions. And no, IT isn't any happier about this than the rest of the company, because frankly their job would be a lot easier if upper management would stop telling them how to do things and just let them do whatever they needed to do to deliver what upper management needed. I don't see that happening any time soon.

  14. In one word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oracle.

  15. And their answer ..... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... to each question was "The Cloud".

    Personally, I blame Intitative 502. And the resulting cloud it produced.

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  16. ITSM's focus isn't the customer experience by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    I'm on the "newest" team at HP, we ARE the ITSM people for our clients. I suppose customer experience is important, but it's mostly about proper documentation, change control, inventory, and so forth. I can't name the clients since I've already gotten in trouble for that via a post on the NYT, but we have mainframes at an airport in Oklahoma...I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

    Luckily, we don't have to worry about "consumer devices". We monitor ESX, TPF transactions, LAN/WAN etc. ITIL is pretty important. If an ESX fails, we need to know exactly what apps will go down, who it will impact, where does it fail over to, etc. Usually any failures (CPU's going out, some fan on a switch dying and killing it, etc) aren't even noticed by our client which is the entire point. It's common for a single ESX to host 80-200 different VMs. I've been on many conference calls with people all over the planet. In five years we'll probably be doing the exact same stuff; mainframes don't really change much and once it works we leave it alone. Heck, we've got Cisco 5509s that have uptime of 10+ years.

    And yes, I really don't like HPSM. Not because of what it does, it's just a resource hog running Java that is really complicated and not intuitive. And no one really knows all it's features...I've used it from both a help desk (incident management) and change control perspective now...personally I like Vitalize far better but some CEO a few years ago said soemthing about "eating your own dog food" so HPSM is it. Gawd, I still have a bunch of training to do on it like TONIGHT...lol

    1. Re:ITSM's focus isn't the customer experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ServiceNow is hiring...

  17. Marketing department's expectations of ITSM by MrKaos · · Score: 2

    Sophie appears to be from a marketing background and is unlikely to understand the realities of a commercial IT department. This is evident from the "too much focus of tech from service desks" statement and "not focusing on the customer's 'feelings'", when in reality Services desks are the interface to the real technology people who own the systems and maintain uptime. Let's get this out of the way immediately, it is the marketing departments *JOB* to focus on the client, it is the IT department's *JOB* to focus on the technology.

    Understand this Marketing people, Information Technology work is difficult, complex, intense, focused, time-sensitive, pressured work that *requires* a special kind of mind and skillset that few people can achieve. I've done your marketing job, it is not as hard as IT and no where near the pressure. Marketing people don't experience working back with the IT department to resolve an issue with the Accounts Department at 2am so that 30,000 people get paid on time. When they do that, then I will listen to their suggestions.

    Generally the scenario from Marketing is; "continue to deliver on the expectations they set (updated for 2015) without consultation with IT department" and causing people to work back unnecessary so their boss doesn't get embarrassed about not delivering (the general state of affairs for IT) on the current fad. Whilst you see it as important, my actual customers - who generally answer directly to the board, see it as a distraction.

    So let's address your, somewhat loaded, questions;

    1) Where do you see the corporate IT department in five years’ time?

    Exactly where they were 5 and 10 years ago with poorly defined OLA's. Marketing department that still don't meet with the IT department to get an understanding of the businesses core technology assets that drives the business whilst IT still puts out the fires they start. And with strongly defined SLA's and well understood penalty clauses from the people who actually maintain a professional and courteous relationship with the IT department because they have specific outcomes from their productions servers. Btw, what you call "the cloud" we call "a data center".

    2) With the consumerization of IT continuing to drive employee expectations of corporate IT, how will this potentially disrupt the way companies deliver IT?

    This is BAU. If you look to ITIL and get a better understanding of the transitional phases in the SLC you will realise that this kind of change is what IT departments deal with everyday. When you confuse the nomenclature as an objective it doesn't mean you understand IT, what it means is IT is still dong the thinking for you and anticipating the needs you aren't even aware you have yet. When there is a new business requirement IT professionals are involved first, not because it's sexy or a fad but because it's important. Technology professionals *create* cutting edge technology, we generally are prepared for your fad because we are already using it. Everyone else is a user.

    3) What IT process or activity is the most important in creating superior user experiences to boost user/customer satisfaction?

    The same as it always has been, availability first, response time second, optimisation third. Why, because we often service *thousands* of users. Users who cannot access their services generate a PIR. Individuals are not my concern because it interferes with my ability to do the really hard stuff that they need me to do.

    Telling a techie to "have less focus on technology" demonstrates you have very little understanding of IT. Until you have experienced the pressure of IT work, say removing a core kernel module from a production system with unrelated failed hardware to maintain uptime until the end of the working day so that those 10,000 users can complete their work with reasonable response time before they go home replete with the knowledge that it can come down in a screaming heap at any time and cause even more work, you will *never* under

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    1. Re:Marketing department's expectations of ITSM by xnt_hehe · · Score: 1

      Beautifully said.

    2. Re:Marketing department's expectations of ITSM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes me wish ACs got mod points!

  18. The Cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Some one says IT Costs too much
    2) Underlings grab at current three letter acronyms and Cloud varietals
    3) Loyal staff is marginalized and withers from relevance
    4) Third parties that can (in theory) fill requirements are brought in.
    5) formerly loyal employees cross train antiquated practices.
    6) Responsibilities are transferred to Third parties. Staff turnover, savings!!! ???
    7) Non-IT workers that rely on IT wonder what happened to the service level
    8) Third parties run up their work to accomodate missed expectations.
    9) costs surge to eclipse any savings.
    10) Some one says bring it back in.
    11) Chaos.finger pointing, staff turnover. (step 11 is always the best).
    12) New consultants are brought in to get it back in house.
    13) New SME's are installed and consultants exit.
    14) Non-IT workers say What happened..We'll get shadow IT.

  19. The future of IT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that more and more people who work in it are going to be ripping their hair out as they drown in buzzwords and nonsense like this post.

  20. Answers you should know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Everyone will be fired and the entire operation outsourced.

    2. BYOD = no need for employees to support users, so fire them.

    3.Outsourcing.

    If you don't believe me, talk to a manager.