FCC Says It Will Vote On Net Neutrality In February

schwit1 sends this report from the Washington Post: Federal regulators looking to place restrictions on Internet providers will introduce and vote on new proposed net neutrality rules in February, Federal Communications Commission officials said Friday. President Obama's top telecom regulator, Tom Wheeler, told fellow FCC commissioners before the Christmas holiday that he intends to circulate a draft proposal internally next month with an eye toward approving the measure weeks later, said one official who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the agency's deliberations are ongoing. The rules are meant to keep broadband providers such as Verizon and Comcast from speeding up or slowing down some Web sites compared to others.

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Congressional Vote?

[Anonymous Coward]

Just curious when America's elected representatives will vote to make Net Neurtrality the law of the land, not that I think they should. Just wanted to draw attention to the fact we're now living in Bureacrastan.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[Anonymous Coward]

Just curious when America's elected representatives will vote to make Net Neurtrality the law of the land, not that I think they should. Just wanted to draw attention to the fact we're now living in Bureacrastan.

What Congress doesn't get involved in, Congress can't damage. USA has a long history of failing to repeal bad laws that clearly aren't working. The one time they got this right (Prohibition) they took ten years to admit what was obvious from day one, and still failed to learn the lesson since other forms of prohibition continue for other substances, funding the same type of gangsters.

Congress passing on this one is a great thing.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[Anonymous Coward]

USA has a long history of failing to repeal bad laws that clearly aren't working.

I think you can replace USA with any country in this world and worlds beyond.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[khallow]

What Congress doesn't get involved in, Congress can't damage.

Instead we have unelected bureaucrats doing the damaging. Such an improvement.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[Anonymous Coward]

What Congress doesn't get involved in, Congress can't damage.

Instead we have unelected bureaucrats doing the damaging. Such an improvement.

Your opinion is that your isp should be legally allowed to not provide you with what you paid for? Interesting take.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[khallow]

Your opinion is that your isp should be legally allowed to not provide you with what you paid for?

Contract violations don't require the FCC to enforce.

Re: Congressional Vote?

[MichaelMacDonald]

Well, the current congress is not one we would want looking at this - for sure. A few years ago, maybe, but net neutrality doesn't stand a chance with the current session. Better this way, and if the FCC votes wrong - we crucify them, and congress tries to blame Obama for something they set up and wanted.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[whistlingtony]

Congres... elected representatives.... created the FCC. You're whining about nothing. Every stupid position in government is not elected. So What. I don't need to hold elections for the clerk at the DMV.

From Wikipedia.... "The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is an independent agency of the United States government, created by Congressional statute (see 47 U.S.C. 151 and 47 U.S.C. 154) to regulate interstate communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable in all 50 states, the District of Columbia and U.S. territories. "

Re:Congressional Vote?

[Jane Q. Public]

Congres... elected representatives.... created the FCC. You're whining about nothing. Every stupid position in government is not elected. So What. I don't need to hold elections for the clerk at the DMV.

The "clerk of the DMV" does not have the power to regulate. The DMV merely enforces laws passed by your State legislature. Therein lies the difference, and why GP is not "whining about nothing".

Nowhere does the Constitution give Congress the authority to delegate their law-making powers to some outside bureaucracy. The legal authority of the FCC is very questionable indeed, regardless of whether it has been accepted for many decades.

The proper role of the FCC would be as an advisory body to Congress, which then makes the laws. Instead, it has become an extra-Constitutional, quasi-legal body in itself, which should be unacceptable to thinking Americans.

Further: if the FCC is going to propose "NEW" rules, and vote on them without public input, I believe it would be violating the laws requiring public input for "new" major regulations.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[forand]

Have you read the entirety of the 21st Amendment? It completely breaks interstate commerce. Why can't I buy liquor on Sundays in some states and cannot cross a state line with some purchased in a neighboring state ever? Because the 21st Amendment makes alcohol special and allows each locality to have completely crazy laws prohibiting the TRANSPORTATION of alcohol through their jurisdiction.

Section 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.

Section 2. The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.

Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by conventions in the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States by the Congress.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[davester666]

Except none of this is a contract violation.

For pretty much every ISP, large or small, you really only have a limited guarantee that connection between your location and the initial entry point to the ISP works some of the time, and in the best case conditions, will transfer data at a certain speed. You have no guarantee that you can access any specific site at any specific speed.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[khallow]

Except none of this is a contract violation.

If it's not in the contract, then you didn't pay for it.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[CrimsonAvenger]

Have you read the entirety of the 21st Amendment? It completely breaks interstate commerce.

Well, no. What it does is say you can't violate the laws of the various States you buy and sell things in. Pretty much status quo ante bellum, actually.

Or did you somehow think that alcohol was legal everywhere before Prohibition? Or prostitution, for that matter? (note that your argument would require that prostitution be legal everywhere if it were legal ANYWHERE (i.e. Colorado)).

Re:Congressional Vote?

[forand]

I politely disagree with your assertion that my reading of the 21st would lead to prostitution being legal anywhere. My reading implies that my local county could require that NO alcohol be transported through it, which is the case. Now my county cannot make such a claim for any other, not Federally outlawed or restricted, commercial good. My county can say that it is not only illegal to sell it within its jurisdiction but also that it cannot be transported through. That is a huge difference when compared to any other commercial good. For instance California has outlawed the sale of numerous small weapons but said weapons arrive from asia and are transported through California every day because they cannot restrict interstate commerce. That is why the 21st is so messed up. It means I cannot sell my good to Kansas if all the surrounding states refuse to let me transport it through their states.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[Anonymous Coward]

You know it wont pass, after all a firm that has the funds to send 50% more letters that are against net neutrality than there are actual people who are actually speaking out. Obviously has enough backing to ensure that every representative gets so much email letters and calls against the subject to ensure that it never passes "for our sake".

Re:Congressional Vote?

[dywolf]

Congress already voted, when they created the FCC as an independent agency with a specific mandate and mission and empowered it with the necessary authority in order to carry out that mandate. That's how independent agencies work, and why they exist: to remove the need for Congress to do -everything-, particularly those things which would be undermined by political fighting.

Note that this still doesnt prevent Congress from passing laws changing that mandate or otherwise directing the agency to do something in particular. it smply makes one question why they delegated powers to an independent agency if they're going to micromanage them anyway.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[dywolf]

oh please. it's hilarious that you consider yourself a "thinking American".
the GP is probably you, and you are whining about nothing.
and whole the Clerk at the DMV doesnt make rules, the DMV as a whole does, which is the proper level of comparison.

even Congress recognizes the need to do some things, to get them done, without them turning into poltical footballs.
thats why they created these agencies and delegated the necessary powers to them.

It takes an entire agency with inspectors at every big food factory in the nation to oversee the food supply and keep toxis chemicals or diseased meat out of the food chain.
Do you want Congress voting every time its needful to update or change a regulation?

How about the Parks, the Forests, and all other government lands?
I suppose Congress should hold a vote everytime they want to raise fees, build a information center, or close a park to prevent tourist damage?

Maybe they should hold a vote everytime a company dumps chemicals into a river as to whether or not to fine that company?

How about for oversight of the Stock Market?

Or maybe you think they should vote as to the rules and oversight of elections themselves?

I could go on but the point is this: Independent regulatory agencies exist because Congress 1) Cannot do all these tasks themselves in any reasonable way, 2) we often dont want Congress to do these tasks because they are needful regardless of the political situation and you dont want them turning into political footballs (any more than theyalready are), and 3) it may be hard to believe, but the Congress is often not the subject matter expert, whereas the IA's can hire those experts.

if you seriously expect Congress to do all these things, then you need to increase its size by about 100,000 individuals.

Wiki sums it up nicely:

Regulatory agencies deal in the area of administrative law—regulation or rulemaking (codifying and enforcing rules and regulations and imposing supervision or oversight for the benefit of the public at large). The existence of independent regulatory agencies is justified by the complexity of certain regulatory and supervisory tasks that require expertise, the need for rapid implementation of public authority in certain sectors, and the drawbacks of political interference. Some independent regulatory agencies perform investigations or audits, and some are authorized to fine the relevant parties and order certain measures.

Regulatory agencies are usually a part of the executive branch of the government, or they have statutory authority to perform their functions with oversight from the legislative branch. Their actions are generally open to legal review.

As to the Constituional authority to do so, i believe it falls under Section 8, if not by the commerce clause ("To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes"), sinc eso many of the agencies are basically about regulating commercial enterprises, then by the catchall clause at the end: "To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof."

IE, anything they need to do to carry out their job, they can do.
Including delegation to an independent agency.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[dywolf]

pointing out the constitutional authority and reasons for delegation to independent agencies is not flamebait.
stupid mod system.

Re:Congressional Vote?

[Jane Q. Public]

You didn't "point out the Constitutional authority". There is none.

And while some of your reasons may be valid... there are valid reasons to do lots of illegal things. So what? The fact that they may have justification does not make it more legal.

These networks belong to the community

[Anonymous Coward]

It's time the people took what is rightfully theirs.

when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Shuh]

It's interesting how this top-down regulatory move without the input of America's elected lawmakers is being characterized as the true Will Of The People. There's serious Newspeak going on here.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Anonymous Coward]

It's interesting how this top-down regulatory move without the input of America's elected lawmakers is being characterized as the true Will Of The People. There's serious Newspeak going on here.

It might be better that way. I know I can't out-bid $MEGACORP on the Congressperson-purchasing market, err I mean campaign contribution donations. Unlike letting Congress handle this, there's actually a chance some random bureaucrat will do the right thing. A slim chance, yes, but a chance.

This by the way is why making the Senators elected positions was such a bad idea. It's a good thing to have half of Congress not accepting campaign bribe^h contributions, considering a bill can't pass without both houses approving. It's a good thing to have states get representation in the federal system. The states won't get representation here, but at least the standard lobbyists won't be involved. The only big problem with the FCC scenario is the standard revolving door between the regulators and future cushy jobs in the very industry they're supposed to be regulating.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Cantankerous Cur]

Actually, the scary thing is the internet companies and the Koch brothers stuffed the 'ballet boxes' AND that is going to be trotted out as the will of the people (http://sunlightfoundation.com/blog/2014/12/16/one-group-dominates-the-second-round-of-net-neutrality-comments/).

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Zocalo]

That's not too far removed from the truth though, is it? Replace "will" with "apathy" and you're pretty much dead on the money. Then again, to really be apathetic you've got to be aware of the issue in the first place, and I doubt that the vast majority of The People are even aware that this issue might even concern them, let alone understand (or take the time to understand - we're back to apathy again) the issues enough to make an informed decision.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Shuh]

It might be better that way. I know I can't out-bid $MEGACORP on the Congressperson-purchasing market, err I mean campaign contribution donations. Unlike letting Congress handle this, there's actually a chance some random bureaucrat will do the right thing. A slim chance, yes, but a chance.

This /. story about a "vote" tries to make this agreement among bureaucrats look like something other than an executive fiat from a single Hugo Chavez. The idea is to convince you the representative democratic process is involved somehow. But rather than pick up on that, you seem to think it's more expensive to buy off half of a handful of regulators than to buy off most of Congress.

The only big problem with the FCC scenario is the standard revolving door between the regulators and future cushy jobs in the very industry they're supposed to be regulating.

So it's better to have bureaucrats handling everything, except for the fact that bureaucrats regularly come from and return to the industries they regulate and can be bought off rather easily. Nice bit of reasoning there.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[TubeSteak]

So it's better to have bureaucrats handling everything, except for the fact that bureaucrats regularly come from and return to the industries they regulate and can be bought off rather easily. Nice bit of reasoning there.

We could create new or strengthen existing laws about revolving doors in order to return bureaucrats to their role as non-partisan cogs in the machine of governance.

The entire concept of western bureaucracy was a direct response to previous western systems of government where nepotism and cronyism caused endemic incompetence and corruption.

In contrast, the Chinese had a (mostly) meritocratic bureaucracy for ~1000 years before it became firmly embedded in any Western Government. If you want to go back to the roots, about 5,500 years ago, the Sumerians invented writing so that they could manage their nascent bureaucracy. Within a few hundred years, the Ancient Egyptians also had a solid bureaucracy that existed in some form or another for ~3,000 years.

If our bureaucracy is going poorly, it's because we're ignoring lessons of the past, not because there's anything inherently wrong with bureaucratic structures (although Marx would argue that point).

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Anonymous Coward]

This by the way is why making the Senators elected positions was such a bad idea. It's a good thing to have half of Congress not accepting campaign bribe^h contributions, considering a bill can't pass without both houses approving. It's a good thing to have states get representation in the federal system.

Then you learn how corrupt the process for selecting Senators was, and how corrupt the whole state legislatures were.

Look, you want me to support my state having a say in anything? Fix it first, and I don't know how you plan on doing that.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Jawnn]

It's interesting how this top-down regulatory move without the input of America's elected lawmakers is being characterized as the true Will Of The People. There's serious Newspeak going on here.

WTF? Will of the people? As interpreted by "elected lawmakers? You must be joking.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Aereus]

The problem here is Tom Wheeler, afaik, already was a corporate bigwig in the telecom industry. So he has a vested interest in helping out all his buddies. His being chairman is a pretty big conflict of interest, but such is the US today.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Anonymous Coward]

... think it's more expensive to buy ...

I can't see the GP making a price comparison anywhere; that's a problem you created. The GP doesn't explain it but I think I see his point.

A politician needs money to get his job and keep his job. So he is going to sell his vote every time and probably sell it cheap, since a politician can't guarantee a favourable law by himself.

A bureaucrat has more power over the result and can demand a million-dollar job. In turn, $MEGACORP will demand a very weak ruling that ensures business as usual. But a bureaucrat has room to stack the deck: He can take a not-in-the-industry job, he can make rules which prefer small corporations, assuming they offer a job. If he's really smart, he'll even create a trivial problem then auction the solution for the best job-offer.

In short, a bureaucrat can choose to give minimum benefit to $MEGACORP in return for the generous job he is getting.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Anonymous Coward]

I believe he specifically was a lobbyist for cable. It's interesting to watch how much less sympathetic he is towards wireless.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Peaceful_Patriot]

"...without the input of America's lawmakers..."

These very same lawmakers who have refused to pass any meaningful laws for over six years now? The same Congress which has set multiple records for the least productive in history as our country struggled to recover from a near depression? The same 'lawmakers' who get paid and perked very well to do nothing except engage in partisan squabbling and the never ending quest to make the President look bad?

Unfortunately, we have to let bureaucrats and the President make laws or nothing will be done. Perhaps next time we should elect 'lawmakers' who consider their job to be making laws instead of throwing sand into the gears and calling that leadership.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[dywolf]

Wow the Anti-NN astroturfing accounts are out in force today.
And using their sock puppets to mod up each other's idiocy as well.

Re:when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dept

[Shuh]

Unfortunately, we have to let bureaucrats and the President make laws or nothing will be done.

Sounds like we should have elected someone like Hugo Chavez, a politician always issuing executive fiats "for the people." It worked for Venezuela, right?

Voip impact?

[Anonymous Coward]

Not giving preferential treatment to one provider over another that gives the same Service is great.

Some services require either a sick amount of over-provisioned bandwidth or a QoS policy that treats some protocols, like RTP, better than others. If we don't do this, it'll introduce sound quality issues.

Comcast being a bully is bad. Us overregulating their stupid choices is just as bad for innovation

Newspeak?

[Anonymous Coward]

You bet your ass.

I'm getting some kneepads and KJ for what's gonna happen.

See, their rulings are going to be one sided for the ISPs - but, they'll make it sound like they are doing the consumers a favor. And the rules that do regulate the ISPs to keep them from abusing the consumers will be easy to get around and if they decide to just violate them, the penalties will be nothing but a harsh talking to.

It's like in 2008 when laws were passed to protect consumers. Whatever they gave the little people people they took something a away and gave two to banking.

And they phrased it Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act

.

See, the credit card industry was giving credit cards to anyone who wanted one, charged obscene interests rates (many times raising rates AFTER signing up for it), billing late so that they could tack on fees and raise interest rates, and other unethical sleazy behavior. Well, many folks got caught in the trap and went bankrupt and since CC debt is unsecured, the CC companies got nothing.

See, the banks wanted their cake and eat it too at our expenses. So, they lobbied Congress and got everything they wanted and a bone was thrown to us in the form that CC companies have to give notice for interest rate increases and mail out statements earlier. Oooooo! That was soooo harsh!

The same thing will happen here.

There needs to be reform. I'm am stuck with 1.5/.25mbs DSL unless I sign up for some ridiculous overpriced plan with ATT or even worse, getting anally fucked by Comcast/Xfinity.

This ruling with make things worse. You will see.

And there will be all this rationalization and PR about how it's for our own good.

Businesses lie to make more money.

Just reclassify them

[Anonymous Coward]

It is easier to reclassify the broadband companies than to get them to play nice with the Internet. If there is REAL competition, they will get in line, because some new start-up can quickly state they have 'true' Net Neutrality.

Re:Just reclassify them

[Shuh]

It is easier to reclassify the broadband companies than to get them to play nice with the Internet. If there is REAL competition, they will get in line, because some new start-up can quickly state they have 'true' Net Neutrality.

Ironically you may have have hit on the real reason for passing Net Neutrality. The feelgood parts of the regulation touted on /. will be toothless. Meanwhile the fine print of the regulation will outlaw new start-ups and anything else approaching "REAL competition."

Why the big Pipes doesn't want Net Neutrality

[ShopMgr]

They want to charge more! Remember when they wanted to charge for every byte? One big pipe is one cost, a hundred little pipes are individual billings. Imagine them charging for access to every site. If access to a site is too slow, you won't use it. If you want it bad enough you will pay. Sounds like Cable and Satellite TV. They control the Pipe, they control your access. And without their PIpe, how will we get access to the Internet?

Re:Why the big Pipes doesn't want Net Neutrality

[causality]

They want to charge more! Remember when they wanted to charge for every byte? One big pipe is one cost, a hundred little pipes are individual billings. Imagine them charging for access to every site. If access to a site is too slow, you won't use it. If you want it bad enough you will pay. Sounds like Cable and Satellite TV. They control the Pipe, they control your access. And without their PIpe, how will we get access to the Internet?

What would go wrong with classifying them as common carriers? Don't want to be held liable for every illegal use of your network? Then don't screw with the traffic in any way. What downside would there be to treating ISPs this way?

Re:Why the big Pipes doesn't want Net Neutrality

[rtb61]

It blocks pay to play, they want to old main stream media model where only the rich can broadcast their propaganda and basically legalised corporate censorship of the internet.

Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

The FCC is the last organization that should be "voting" on Net Neutrality.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

Put it on the ballot as a national referendum in 2016, you wanna see Big Pipes shit themselves.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[LaissezFaire]

Put it on the ballot as a national referendum in 2016, you wanna see Big Pipes shit themselves.

Since there is no such thing in the U.S. as a national referendum on laws or regulations, do you have any other suggestions?

The thing that net neutrality advocates fail to do is to describe the regulatory system they want to put in place. Take the comic from The Oatmeal, for example (http://theoatmeal.com/blog/net_neutrality). "And I'm going to do that by being a super terrific A+ dude and explaining to you exactly how Net Neutrality works." There are lots of panels describing the goal, and none showing the way it would work. How is it run? How are complaints logged? How are ISPs monitored? What reporting mechanisms to ISPs have? What features will be mandated or forbidden in network devices? How is good versus bad traffic shaping to be defined? What are the penalties? What are the exceptions?

Ah, the exceptions. Once VOIP 911 calls are mandated to be prioritized over other data, then you'll get medical data prioritized, which makes sense, because we don't want to kill people, and then ... the same big bad companies will lobby for their data, and net neutrality becomes the opposite of net neutrality. Whoops.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

Since there is no such thing in the U.S. as a national referendum on laws or regulations, do you have any other suggestions?

Since you asked, yes. A constitutional amendment ending corporate personhood and establishing that money is not speech.

The thing that net neutrality advocates fail to do is to describe the regulatory system they want to put in place.

That's horseshit. We have a very nice regulatory model to put in place. It's called, "common carrier".

Ah, the exceptions. Once VOIP 911 calls are mandated to be prioritized over other data, then you'll get medical data prioritized, which makes sense, because we don't want to kill people, and then ... the same big bad companies will lobby for their data, and net neutrality becomes the opposite of net neutrality. Whoops.

Good job inventing red herrings. "Net Neutrality is bad because bad people might do bad things in the future."

Free markets have utterly failed when it comes to infrastructure. Why should we trust it with something as important as communications?

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

Since there is no such thing in the U.S. as a national referendum on laws or regulations

We can change that: http://www.gallup.com/poll/163...

Re:Fox/henhouse

[LaissezFaire]

Since there is no such thing in the U.S. as a national referendum on laws or regulations

We can change that: http://www.gallup.com/poll/163...

And changing it requires amending the Constitution, either with the normal Congressional and state ratification process, or a Constitutional convention. I suspect what you really want is national referendums, and net neutrality is just the way you're bringing it up today, since you didn't respond to anything about net neutrality, or even propose a solution to making it law or regulation that has any chance in the near future.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[mc6809e]

Free markets have utterly failed when it comes to infrastructure. Why should we trust it with something as important as communications?

"Utterly failed"? Stop exaggerating.

The right answer (whatever it might be) begins by being honest.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

A constitutional amendment ending corporate personhood and establishing that money is not speech.

How about let's not start with something stupid like banning speech you don't like and destroying the most successful business and non profit organization system humanity has come up with to date.

Free markets have utterly failed when it comes to infrastructure. Why should we trust it with something as important as communications?

Because you don't have anything better to replace it with? Free markets have "failed" here because they haven't been tried.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[CrimsonAvenger]

Since you asked, yes. A constitutional amendment ending corporate personhood and establishing that money is not speech.

Amending the First Amendment. On general principles, I'd rather have no Net Neutrality than start monkeying with the Bill of Rights.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[forand]

I think that the parent was taking issue with the two together: an entity that cannot be held accountable as a citizen (cannot go to prison), has the revenue generating power of all its employees, access to financial markets unavailable to the majority (or all) citizens, able to live forever, and only accountable (if at all) to its share holders having the same rights as an individual and ability to influence our electoral process with vast sums of money. I suspect that if only humans (or citizens even) could spend money to influence elections then allowing money to be speech would be fine which is a good argument for NOT making an Amendment explicitly stating money is not speech. But if we give the same rights to corporations and ignore the additional rights they have then their power is greatly outweighs that of the humans alone.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

an entity that cannot be held accountable as a citizen (cannot go to prison), has the revenue generating power of all its employees, access to financial markets unavailable to the majority (or all) citizens, able to live forever, and only accountable (if at all) to its share holders having the same rights as an individual and ability to influence our electoral process with vast sums of money

I don't see the previous poster getting worked up over the fact that the US government even though it's far more privileged than a corporation is.

But if we give the same rights to corporations and ignore the additional rights they have then their power is greatly outweighs that of the humans alone.

Corporations don't operate in a vacuum. They're run by and for people. The rights of the corporation are merely the rights of those people.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

Amending the First Amendment.

Oh, come on. You know better. If corporate personhood wasn't recognized during the first 200 years of the Bill of Rights existence, how can you see it as anything other than the result of corporatist judicial activism?

On general principles, I'd rather have no Net Neutrality than start monkeying with the Bill of Rights.

Genius, the "monkeying with the Bill of RIghts" happened at the Citizens United decision. Don't you care about the intent of the founding fathers? Don't you care about the destructive aspects of corporatism and fascism?

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

Free markets have "failed" here because they haven't been tried.

Free markets have never been tried anywhere, ever. Do you know why? Because they don't exist outside the fantasies of people who have bought into neoliberal philosophy and economics which have been thoroughly and repeatedly discredited.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

Corporations don't operate in a vacuum. They're run by and for people. The rights of the corporation are merely the rights of those people.

The guy just cited a half-dozen ways that corporate rights exceed those of individuals. Are you stupid? Corporate rights go way beyond those of the rights of the individuals involved. They are "super-rights" that have been created out of whole cloth and granted to nothing more than the aggregation of capital. It's an abomination. And it's an abomination to believe these corporate golem have "civil rights".

Re:Fox/henhouse

[PopeRatzo]

"Utterly failed"? Stop exaggerating.

OK, maybe the right answer is for you to give a few examples of where "free markets" have ever created lasting infrastructure on their own.

When it comes to infrastructure, as the man said, "You didn't build that."

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

The guy just cited a half-dozen ways that corporate rights exceed those of individuals. Are you stupid?

Let's go over this:

an entity that cannot be held accountable as a citizen (cannot go to prison)

Why is that considered a right? There's nothing there to be held accountable "as a citizen". And in the real world of the US, when property is held accountable for a crime as a legal fiction, it's to seize assets that would otherwise be impossible to touch due to the higher standard of proof for showing a person committed a crime. In other words, the reality is both an end-run around the US Constitution and a solid demonstration that property such as corporations doesn't have the rights of people. So no right and advantage goes to people.

Moving on to the next one:

has the revenue generating power of all its employees

Which is the same for all businesses which employ people. So no peculiar advantage of a corporation here. Plus, there's no right to an employee's revenue generating power in the first place. So no right and no advantage.

access to financial markets unavailable to the majority (or all) citizens

Be rich and you'll have exactly the same access. Plus, there's no actual right to access to financial markets. So no right and no advantage - again.

able to live forever

Now we get to the joke rights. This isn't a right any more than you have the right to live forever too. And it's a lot less illegal to kill off a corporation than it is a person. So no right and advantage goes to the person - again.

only accountable (if at all) to its share holders having the same rights as an individual and ability to influence our electoral process with vast sums of money

And the last of the rights as well as being the second joke right. Breaking is law is a criminal act whether or not you are an officer in a corporation. Nothing shields you from that. And vast sums of money influence elections whether or not we have strongly worded constitutional amendments condemning the practice. Bribes from individuals spend just as well as bribes from corporations, so once again, a "right" happens to not actually be a right and happens to give no advantage to corporations.

So we have five alleged "rights", none which actually are rights, none which actually give corporations any advantage, and two of which actually have corporations at a disadvantage.

This entire discourse reminds me why I consider the ranting about corporate personhood to be an embarrassment to human thought. There's no understanding of what a right is. There's no understanding of the actual legal environment of US corporations or the rest of the world. And mysteriously enough, given these minor intellectual hurdles, there's no constructive criticisms of corporate law.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[CrimsonAvenger]

If corporate personhood wasn't recognized during the first 200 years of the Bill of Rights existence

Alas for your theories, it was. Which is why Corporations have always had the power to enter into lawsuits.

Or didn't anyone explain to you that the court system was for "persons"?

BLOCKQUOTE>Genius, the "monkeying with the Bill of RIghts" happened at the Citizens United decision.

Nope. Citizens United didn't touch the Bill of Rights. Read them sometime, if you'd like. Versions from the '40s look just the same as they do now....

The thing I find most interesting about the "getting money out of politics" crowd is how they always assume that if the money is removed, THEIR SIDE will come out ahead on the deal.

Useful hint: won't work that way. There's not any way you can phrase such a law/Constitutional Amendment that it can't be gamed. And it will be.

Note, by the way, that if you really want to get the money out of politics, get the POWER out of Washington.
When the Feds can wave their hand and pass a law granting you Railroad Right-of-Ways for a continent, they're going to be worth bribing.
When all they really do is handle foreign affairs, well, they might still be worth bribing, but not so much, unless you're a defense contractor (and before WW-ONE, we didn't maintain enough military to make serious bribes worth the bother).

BLOCKQUOTE>Don't you care about the intent of the founding fathers?

Yeah, but I never found a part where they thought that "certain types of speech" didn't really count" for First Amendment protections. The only way you can play that game is to insist that no communications involving the use of electricity is protected by the First Amendment - just unamplified voices, and newspapers published using handset printing presses.

Now, a fair number of people seem to think the Second should be interpreted that way, but I've never heard of anyone (except possibly you) that believes that about the First.

But, by all means, push for a Constitutional Amendment trying to modify the First to suit you. But don't come back crying when you find out that it didn't guarantee that only people who agree with you would get elected.

Don't you care about the destructive aspects of corporatism and fascism?

So, which of these destructive aspects are you seeing in the USA now? And if they really worry you, why not strike at the root of the problem (which isn't the First Amendment) by trying for an Amendment forbidding the creation of corporations?

That would solve a lot of your problems, I suspect. Nothing even close to the size of government (by "close to" I mean "as much as 1/1000000th as big) would exist in that case, since noone is going to risk being sued PERSONALLY for the failure of an employee seventeen years ago. So, we'd go back to cottage industries locally, and if we made the law strict enough, even foreign corporations couldn't operate here.

Sure would be nice living without computers, cars, refrigerators, stoves (well, we could probably manage woodstoves most places), that sort of thing....

Re:Fox/henhouse

[LaissezFaire]

Since there is no such thing in the U.S. as a national referendum on laws or regulations, do you have any other suggestions?

Since you asked, yes. A constitutional amendment ending corporate personhood and establishing that money is not speech.

Good. Let's wait to pass net neutrality after you ban corporations like the New York Times, and people aren't allowed to spend money to advance their opinions.

The thing that net neutrality advocates fail to do is to describe the regulatory system they want to put in place.

That's horseshit. We have a very nice regulatory model to put in place. It's called, "common carrier".

You're advocating a model like taxis where the regulators are overtly hostile to innovation, such as Lyft and Uber. Or if you want to go the utility route, where electric companies are forced to use a certain percentage of their electricity from favored producers such as wind farms and solar and rates are set by a centralized board. Maybe a slogan like "Net Neutrality, it'll be run just like the FAA!" would catch on.

Ah, the exceptions. Once VOIP 911 calls are mandated to be prioritized over other data, then you'll get medical data prioritized, which makes sense, because we don't want to kill people, and then ... the same big bad companies will lobby for their data, and net neutrality becomes the opposite of net neutrality. Whoops.

Good job inventing red herrings. "Net Neutrality is bad because bad people might do bad things in the future."

Free markets have utterly failed when it comes to infrastructure. Why should we trust it with something as important as communications?

We should trust free markets with infrastructure because they built the infrastructure we're using to discuss this. It's working pretty well. If you prefer a historical example, compare the great northern railroad with the first transcontinental railroad. The first was privately built and quite successful, the second received massive government subsidies, had shoddy construction, and was designed to scam the investors out of their money. As for red herrings, the phrase you're looking for is "regulatory capture," http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R.... If net neutrality comes into being, I can absolutely guarantee you Cisco, Comcast, and Google will be sending their armies (figuratively) to capture the agency.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[Peaceful_Patriot]

"Corporations don't operate in a vacuum. They're run by and for people. The rights of the corporation are merely the rights of those people."

Wrong. Businesses file for incorporation so their owners are legally separate from that business and cannot be held liable for the actions of their corporations. Businesses exist for one purpose: to make a profit. They do not have families, get sick, love or sacrifice for each other. They don't care if their backyard is a toxic waste dump or if fish can live in the river. We don't get rid of people when then stop being profitable.

Corporations are not people and money is not speech. We are coming very close to fascism in the US and it should scare the hell out of everyone.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

Wrong. Businesses file for incorporation so their owners are legally separate from that business and cannot be held liable for the actions of their corporations. Businesses exist for one purpose: to make a profit. They do not have families, get sick, love or sacrifice for each other. They don't care if their backyard is a toxic waste dump or if fish can live in the river. We don't get rid of people when then stop being profitable.

How is that even remotely relevant to my claim? Reasons or purposes aren't rights. Presence or lack of emotions aren't rights. Does a car have more rights than you because it doesn't have a family or feel emotions? Does your computer have more rights than you because it doesn't care if your backyard is a toxic waste dump? These observations are nonsensical in any context.

Corporations are not people and money is not speech. We are coming very close to fascism in the US and it should scare the hell out of everyone.

Corporations aren't people anywhere in the world today, including the US. And money isn't speech, but speech isn't free as in beer.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[Anonymous Coward]

How is that even remotely relevant to my claim?

Well, to answer that, we have to look at what the other poster quoted:

Corporations don't operate in a vacuum. They're run by and for people. The rights of the corporation are merely the rights of those people.

The first two sentences are easily observable facts, so I think the claim in contention here is "the rights of the corporation are merely the rights of those people"

But as the other poster said, the owners of a businesses are legally separate. This is relevant to your claim, because rights don't just mean natural rights, but also legal rights.

Businesses in which the rights of the business are merely the rights of its owners are called proprietorships. You don't need a government to form those. You do when it comes to corporations.

You can't just say you're incorporated on your own, and expect other people to not come after you if your company did something to them. No, it takes government law (read: force and coercion) to redirect grievances towards your company.

See, you wondered why another poster doesn't get so worked up about the US government, I would ask the same of you in reverse: why aren't you getting worked up over corporations, what with them being legal entities created and supported by governments the world all over, and they've been doing this long before the US existed as a country.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

But as the other poster said, the owners of a businesses are legally separate. This is relevant to your claim, because rights don't just mean natural rights, but also legal rights.

Ok, how is it relevant then? I didn't restrict consideration of rights to natural or legal rights. You have yet to speak of rights.

You can't just say you're incorporated on your own, and expect other people to not come after you if your company did something to them. No, it takes government law (read: force and coercion) to redirect grievances towards your company.

A fact which supports my assertion that corporations aren't being treated with special privileges or rights (aside from their raison d'etre, providing limited liability for limited ownership).

See, you wondered why another poster doesn't get so worked up about the US government, I would ask the same of you in reverse: why aren't you getting worked up over corporations, what with them being legal entities created and supported by governments the world all over, and they've been doing this long before the US existed as a country.

Because they don't cause the harm that governments have caused even over recent times: they don't control the world's militariesor fight the world's wars; they didn't kill a few hundred million people with the power of the state last century; they are merely a legal instrument for organizing people and business; they effectively cease to exist when they run out of money; they haven't driven away trillions of dollars a year in economic activity just from the US; they aren't Hoovering up the world's cell phone calls; and they aren't making the short-sighted global policy decisions that can harm billions of peoples' lives today.

And if you look at the complaints that supposedly back the call for the various ills of corporations you find a combination of ignorance of the law (eg, the usual complete ignorance of what corporate personhood means), misattribution of flaws of society on corporation (eg, rich people can buy laws because corporations, rich people can evade responsibility for their actions because corporations), a confusion of government and private actors, and an outlook on the world that is profoundly stupid (such as proposing to punitively tax low salary employers like Walmart on the basis that they are "benefiting" from poverty program "subsidies" - would they rather than Walmart just automate those jobs instead to avoid paying that tax?).

Re:Fox/henhouse

[Anonymous Coward]

Ok, how is it relevant then? I didn't restrict consideration of rights to natural or legal rights.

How is it not relevant? He has shown that you are wrong about legal rights. A corporation's legal rights are not merely its owner's rights. Corporations are a separate legal entity, with a set of legal rights of their own. That set of rights isn't just decided by what legal rights their owners have, but by the whims of government.

A fact which supports my assertion that corporations aren't being treated with special privileges or rights

Except they do. Their existence is a special privilege. You said it yourself later, they're a legal construct. Your car isn't a legal construct. Your computer isn't a legal construct.

But corporations aren't just a legal construct. They're a legal construct that depends on government. Your car or computer can exist without government. You can build one all by yourself if you had the skills and resources. You decide what capabilities your car or computer will have. Not so with corporations. You can create as many corporations as you want, but it's government who decides what legal rights or privileges those corporations will have.

Because they don't cause the harm that governments have caused even over recent times

False dilemma. You're not stuck between corporations and government doing all those other horrible things, nor would the disappearance of corporations automatically lead to those horrible things.

they are merely a legal instrument for organizing people and business

If it only did that, it would be a proprietorship, not a corporation. Again, a corporation is more than just a legal instrument. It's a legal instrument that depends on government. When you depend on government, you become a political tool. Government can dangle privileges to encourage or coerce behavior.

Why do some corporations like big banks and car companies get bail outs but not your dinky corporation? Because government gets to decide what privileges corporations get, including which corporations will get them.

Mind you, some of the privileges corporations get, such as tax deductions, only exist because government created those taxes in the first place. In other words, corporations are a government solution to a government created problem.

And if you look at the complaints that supposedly back the call

I did, and they are irrelevant to my point. I'm only speaking for myself.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

How is it not relevant? He has shown that you are wrong about legal rights. A corporation's legal rights are not merely its owner's rights. Corporations are a separate legal entity, with a set of legal rights of their own. That set of rights isn't just decided by what legal rights their owners have, but by the whims of government.

Again, this is irrelevant. The corporation can't act independently of its owners and employees. It is merely a tool of their interests.

When you ban the speech of a corporation, you're banning the speech of people acting on the corporation's behalf and hence, violating those rights. When you seize corporate property in violation of the respective amendments, you are violating the rights of the people who own that corporation. That is why there is corporate personhood in the first place.

False dilemma. You're not stuck between corporations and government doing all those other horrible things, nor would the disappearance of corporations automatically lead to those horrible things.

Nonsense, a key precept of modern governance is division of power. If no party or entity has control over most of the power in a society, then no party can act as a tyrant. Businesses informally provide a counterweight to government power and hence, create a division of power not explicitly recognized in constitutions of democracies.

Corporations are just a convenient way to organize businesses. To do away with them would be to destroy one of the greater counterweights to government control of society. Even to just void selected rights of corporations is to upset the balance in a very unhealthy way.

If it only did that, it would be a proprietorship, not a corporation. Again, a corporation is more than just a legal instrument. It's a legal instrument that depends on government. When you depend on government, you become a political tool. Government can dangle privileges to encourage or coerce behavior.

Just like governments dole out driver's licenses? "I'm sorry, Mr. AC, but you voted for the wrong party in the last election. Your privilege to drive has been revoked." There are means for preventing governments from using their power for abuse.

And I find it interesting that you use government abuse of power as an excuse to increase government power. That's irrationally suicidal, but typical of people who don't understand the dynamics or risks at all.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[Anonymous Coward]

The corporation can't act independently of its owners and employees

No, what you said is irrelevant. Whether you can act independently doesn't change the fact that your rights are still your own. Your rights are still yours even if you're born crippled.

When you ban the speech of a corporation, you're banning the speech of people acting on the corporation's behalf and hence, violating those rights.

Nonsense, I throw your earlier examples back at you: can you ban the speech of your car? Your computer? "Ban the speech of a corporation" is a nonsensical observation. And the only one making those is you.

Nonsense, a key precept of modern governance is division of power.

You're just double downing on your false dilemma. Removing corporations does not mean unbalancing the division of power, because...

Businesses informally provide a counterweight to government power

...you're conflating "business" with "corporation". They're not the same. You can have a business that isn't a corporation. Removing corporations doesn't mean businesses suddenly lose all power to counterbalance government.

Corporations, I hate to remind you, existed well before modern governments and division of power. They didn't even try to counterbalance government. Some of the biggest corporations in history were created BY government to further the interests of government. East India Company comes to mind.

Corporations are just a convenient way to organize businesses.

No they are not just that. I explained it several times they're more than that. You're not arguing. You're just denying.

Just like governments dole out driver's licenses? "I'm sorry, Mr. AC, but you voted for the wrong party in the last election. Your privilege to drive has been revoked."

What you say in mockery I say with conviction. Driver's licenses is exactly one way the state coerce behavior. They don't coerce to vote a certain way, but if you don't drive according to how the state wants you, your license could be revoked, making it very inconvenient to say the least.

There are means for preventing governments from using their power for abuse.

There are means, but one that is NOT a mean is corporations, as corporations are created through government power.

And I find it interesting that you use government abuse of power as an excuse to increase government power.

That's my line. Maybe you are still confusing me with other people you respond to, but I'm the one who pointed out that corporations are a government solution to a government created problem. YOU are the one who is defending government power, not me, sir.

Re:Fox/henhouse

[khallow]

No, what you said is irrelevant. Whether you can act independently doesn't change the fact that your rights are still your own. Your rights are still yours even if you're born crippled.

The analogy doesn't work for corporations. Their owners and employees have a control over the corporation that would be illegal for people to have over each other. A typical example is ending the corporation outright. Even a complete vegetable of a human has more protection against being killed than a corporation does.

Treating a corporation as a separate entity is a legal fiction like corporate personhood. It is not done to protect the corporation from its owners, but rather to help prevent the owners of the corporation from absconding with assets leaving uncovered liabilities.

...you're conflating "business" with "corporation". They're not the same. You can have a business that isn't a corporation. Removing corporations doesn't mean businesses suddenly lose all power to counterbalance government.

You're starting to get it. There is a reason for that conflation. Corporations are only a big deal because that's by far the most popular form of organization for a large, powerful business. Nobody cares in the least about incorporated small businesses or non profits. And many, if not most, of the complaints about corporations are really complaints about large businesses.

Corporations, I hate to remind you, existed well before modern governments and division of power. They didn't even try to counterbalance government. Some of the biggest corporations in history were created BY government to further the interests of government. East India Company comes to mind.

And yet I remain correct. The British East India Company did despite its origins act with a considerable amount of independence of the United Kingdom and thus act as a counterweight to UK government power.

There are means, but one that is NOT a mean is corporations, as corporations are created through government power.

Driver's licenses are also created via government power. But that doesn't stop you from driving to a protest. Or merely just driving where you want. Being created by government power doesn't imply government control. You have to approach such situations with common sense not make it worse.

Here, the whole thing about corporate personhood is to provide a legal mechanism for a strong constraint on how governments can control corporations. Undermine that and you increase the actual degree of government control.

Lawful / Unlawful Content Dichotomy = Censorship

[Anonymous Coward]

Friendly Reminder:
Ctrl+F "lawful content": This is what to look for in the net neutering legislation. It's bad for everyone. Unlawful = Has not been made legal. FCC is marching towards adding censorship to the web by making rules for "lawful content" (anything they don't explicitly approve of being "unlawful", which is the new buzzword that your average moronic citizen has been conditioned to equate with "illegal"). This is what has become of "Network Neutrality". Disgusting.

Why?

[Anonymous Coward]

Why the fuck does the FCC have to do with anything involving the internet? When did we bend over and say "sure, since you're becoming increasingly irrelevant due to the fading interest in radio and television, come fuck up yet another medium"?

Pretty much all the people want net neutrality

[GoodNewsJimDotCom]

I'm not sure of an issue that has such unanimous approval as net neutrality.

Only a few vested greedy people who want legalized extortion websites for more money don't want them to be classified as utilities.

It should be interesting if even under the spot light of all the eyes of people that they willingly do the wrong thing.

Re:Pretty much all the people want net neutrality

[CrimsonAvenger]

I'm not sure of an issue that has such unanimous approval as net neutrality.

Y'know, for something that has "such unanimous approval", I never actually hear much about it outside /.

Somehow, I'm suspecting that it's like the "unanimous approval" you see for a larger DoD budget on Army/Air Force/Navy bases all over the USA. In other words, the people who think that they would come out ahead under the law approve of it unanimously, and most everyone else hardly notices it.

The courts already said the FCC had no ability...

[whistlingtony]

This is stupid. The FCC proposed the Open Internet rules a while back, and we already took those to court in 2013 and 2014. A US Circuit court stated in 2013...

"That said, even though the Commission has general authority to regulate in this arena, it may not impose requirements that contravene express statutory mandates. Given that the Commission has chosen to classify broadband providers in a manner that exempts them from treatment as common carriers, the Communications Act expressly prohibits the Commission from nonetheless regulating them as such. Because the Commission has failed to establish that the anti-discrimination and anti-blocking rules do not impose per se common carrier obligations, we vacate those portions of the Open Internet Order."

I can't find a quick link to the 2014 decision, but it said basically the same thing.

So, are they common carriers? If so, they should be Title II regulated. Are they not Common Carriers? Then they're responsible for what goes over their networks, and they do NOT want that....

The FCC can throw out all the rules it wants. We've done this. They GAVE UP the ability to regulate these companies, and all it takes to get it back is for the FCC ITSELF to decide to do so once again. It's easy. They could do it tomorrow....

but Tom Wheeler, head of the FCC, is a former cable lobbyist... so....

What's disturbing...

[Glasswire]

... is that all the the commentary on the FCC vote seems to define net neutrality as not interfering with "web sites" from other parties (good, but... ) however, this is opening up a potential loophole where traffic to and from apps could be limited because they are not "web sites". We can only hope this is result of FCC trying to make their intentions more understandable to the public and that the actual proposal will be what it should be:
ISPs should not be able to prioritize/ deprioritize IP traffic to or from the ISP client hosts with other internet hosts not affiliated with the ISP .
This covers web site, app, OS, device and any other traffic. There probably should be an exception for traffic the client customer EXPRESSLY requests to be prioritized eg. VoIP or VPN to a particular hosts. Note that this all about the relationship with the consuming end-point, last-mile, customer. It should not impose any restriction on commercial connection, peering or other upstream contractual arrangements.

Re: What's disturbing...

[Anonymous Coward]

So, no QoS, no throttling of incoming attacks, no source checking? I'm pretty sure that the average slashtard hasn't though through this adequately. How does this extend to their mail services? Should they be prohibited from doing spam filtering, outbound and inbound? Should they just allow compromised computers sharing infrastructure with your service to saturate the network?

It's a trap!

[davidwr]

The cynic in me is betting that if they vote "yes" on anything, it will be some watered-down or even totally-hijacked notion of "net neutrality" that isn't what anyone outside of "anti-net-neutrality" special-interest-groups want.

Since there are so many eyeballs watching this right now though, the "anti-net-neutrality" groups may realize they can't push through a "compromise" so they will use other methods to see that this gets voted down. A politically easy way would be to get the language changed to favor them knowing that this will lead to the whole issue being voted down, which would suit their needs just fine.

Re:It's a trap!

[Anonymous Coward]

They will have waited for the new Congress to get up and running. The FCC can now make a ruling so offensive to the cable companies that those people can write a bill for Congress that says "No Title II for any packet switched data, anywhere ever." The lobbyists will buy off enough Democrats that Obama can point and say "look, bipartisan support!" and sign it into law. The FCC can say "well, we tried." Congress can rest assured that media campaigns by their financial supporters will keep this particular issue from bringing their record low approval rating any lower. Obama can claim his legacy has bigger fish to fry. Quietly, members of Congress can thank Tom Wheeler for the extra money.

Working gigabit connections make current network neutrality arguments moot. If 75% of residents of major urban centers had such connections, network neutrality for those who are poor or rural would be as ignorable as all the other problems of the poor.

Re: when-all-the-astroturfing-is-accounted-for dep

[Anonymous Coward]

The blatant afet of that is that of one competent in the field will go work for a regulatory agency. Instead, we'll have ignorant, deliberately misinformed bureaucrats doing whatever the lobbyists tell them. This is not a good thing.

Imagine going back in time 15 years and warning ev

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-02/2015-will-be-all-about-iran-china-and-russia#comment-5617702

Imagine going back in time 15 years and warning everyone about all the crazy shit coming down the pipe. They would send you to the funny farm!

-The presidential election will be decided by one vote... on the supreme court.

-There will be a nuclear terrorist attack on New York, perpetrated by Israel, the Bush administration, and the Pentagon, with obvious evidence right out in the open, and nobody will question it.

-The attack will be used as bait and switch to wage a $3 trillion war against a country which didn't even have anything to do with the patsies, let alone the actual attack.

-There will be a resurgence of fascism and slavery, and people will call it freedom.

-Two Skull and Bonesmen will run against each other in 2004. They will refuse to talk about it and everyone else will be cool with that. Isn't democracy great?

-TV will be mostly fearmongering, propaganda, celebrity gossip, and reality shows about giant-assed sluts. There will be a time when the truthiest TV news will be on Comedy Central. "The Onion Reality" will acquire meaning.

-A black gay foreign muslim communist will become president. He will spend most of his time golfing, reading from a teleprompter, and watching drone bombings. By any objective measures he will be worse than Bush, but the left will love him, because thinking anything else would be racist.

-The Fed will print tens of trillions of dollars and give it to the banks, including many foreign banks, but hyperinflation will be delayed because the economy will suck so bad that people will hold held their dollars tight. People will be awed by the power of central planning.

-Billion dollar scams will become so common that most will be ignored. Only one person will go to jail, and only because he stole from Zionist charities.

-Housing will be sliced and diced so many ways that people will end up getting foreclosed on by multiple banks that they never even signed with. Nobody will have clear title to their house. And nobody will go to jail.

-They will change the rules so that bank accounts can be raided due to bank failure, in addition to all the other excuses for legalized plunder. Banks will stop paying interest. Despite all this, there will not be bank runs. One might think that's because everyone will be more afraid of cops stealing their cash, but no. It will be because everyone will be brick stupid.

-A passenger jet will be abducted to Diego Garcia. The media will blame terrorists, then aliens and black holes, then back to Kim's giant ass.

-There will be SWAT team raids over raw milk, unpaid student loans, feeding the homeless, etc, etc. Babies will get their faces blown off. The only people who will go to jail (or the morgue) will be the innocent victims.

-The Russians will become the good guys.

But we're just getting started! Think of all the crazy shit coming down the pipe for the NEXT fifteen years! If we don't get at least one hoaxed ailen attack by 2030, Krugman and I will be very disappointed.

Imagine going back in time 15 years and warning ev

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-02/2015-will-be-all-about-iran-china-and-russia#comment-5617702

Imagine going back in time 15 years and warning everyone about all the crazy shit coming down the pipe. They would send you to the funny farm!

-The presidential election will be decided by one vote... on the supreme court.

-There will be a nuclear terrorist attack on New York, perpetrated by Israel, the Bush administration, and the Pentagon, with obvious evidence right out in the open, and nobody will question it.

-The attack will be used as bait and switch to wage a $3 trillion war against a country which didn't even have anything to do with the patsies, let alone the actual attack.

-There will be a resurgence of fascism and slavery, and people will call it freedom.

-Two Skull and Bonesmen will run against each other in 2004. They will refuse to talk about it and everyone else will be cool with that. Isn't democracy great?

-TV will be mostly fearmongering, propaganda, celebrity gossip, and reality shows about giant-assed sluts. There will be a time when the truthiest TV news will be on Comedy Central. "The Onion Reality" will acquire meaning.

-A black gay foreign muslim communist will become president. He will spend most of his time golfing, reading from a teleprompter, and watching drone bombings. By any objective measures he will be worse than Bush, but the left will love him, because thinking anything else would be racist.

-The Fed will print tens of trillions of dollars and give it to the banks, including many foreign banks, but hyperinflation will be delayed because the economy will suck so bad that people will hold held their dollars tight. People will be awed by the power of central planning.

-Billion dollar scams will become so common that most will be ignored. Only one person will go to jail, and only because he stole from Zionist charities.

-Housing will be sliced and diced so many ways that people will end up getting foreclosed on by multiple banks that they never even signed with. Nobody will have clear title to their house. And nobody will go to jail.

-They will change the rules so that bank accounts can be raided due to bank failure, in addition to all the other excuses for legalized plunder. Banks will stop paying interest. Despite all this, there will not be bank runs. One might think that's because everyone will be more afraid of cops stealing their cash, but no. It will be because everyone will be brick stupid.

-A passenger jet will be abducted to Diego Garcia. The media will blame terrorists, then aliens and black holes, then back to Kim's giant ass.

-There will be SWAT team raids over raw milk, unpaid student loans, feeding the homeless, etc, etc. Babies will get their faces blown off. The only people who will go to jail (or the morgue) will be the innocent victims.

-The Russians will become the good guys.

But we're just getting started! Think of all the crazy shit coming down the pipe for the NEXT fifteen years! If we don't get at least one hoaxed ailen attack by 2030, Krugman and I will be very disappointed.

Just like obamacare

[speedlaw]

Watch out for the reverse play. Insurance companies screamed about the Affordable Care Act (yet another example of newspeak) The bone tossed was no pre existing condition bar to insurance, and some minor coverage tweaks. The industry GOT mandatory partcipation at the point of the IRS. The policies they are selling and you are forced to buy are crap for most folks. High deductibles mean most things aren't paid for (That trip to the ER for a bee sting reaction or five stitches will be just under the deductible) and if you end up hit by a meteor (cancer, heart) the bills will still be so high the 20% copay will bankrupt you. (those of you from civilized nations may stop making disbelieving looks now) Likewise, the industry will scream about net neutrality, but they will end up with a position more to their advantage. I can hardly wait to find out my small business website "can take advantage of faster loading" in a glossy brochure from an ISP.....

Competition, competition, competition

[Anonymous Coward]

They can bandaid a particular mode of monopolistic ISP misbehavior, but the only thing that will fix the problem is real competition among ISP's.

If they are going to throw a bone to get past this period of public outrage, let us hope that it is muni-broadband.

Title II separating ISP from access is a nice dream, but I'm skeptical that it will happen.
    Either actually happen, of if it does, that the regulators are up to the task of making it turn out better than what we have now.

February should be interesting.