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HOA Orders TARDIS Removed From In Front of Parrish Home
An anonymous reader writes A Florida couple learned that they are much bigger fans of Doctor Who than their homeowner association, after receiving a notice to remove the TARDIS from their driveway. Leann Moder and her husband David were given 15 days to get rid of the big blue box. From the article: "It was built by Moder's father as a wedding set piece, and she and her husband, David, were married in front of it. 'My husband mentioned, "Do you want to do a Doctor Who themed wedding?"' Moder said. 'That could be fun.' Since then, their TARDIS has been used at sci-fi conventions and parties, and was even the focus of a Halloween haunt the Moders set up on their driveway in October." The HOA had no comment on their stance on sonic screwdrivers, or the Eye of Harmony.
Leaving a TV prop replica sitting in your driveway is douchey. Store it in the garage, or your storage shed, or the back yard, or a storage facility. Nobody in your neighborhood likes Doctor Who so much that they want to come home to your driveway TARDIS every day. Stop being a douche.
If you don't want to conform, don't buy a home there.
HOAs are completely up front about those things and if you don't read the bylaws before buying, you're a dumb motherfucker.
That's not a threat, even if it is believed that they are ruthless killer aliens as the constant net curtain twitching that happens by the local busybodies will ensure the angels remain phase locked and can't hurt anybody...
"Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
Not in my case. I didn't see the bylaws of my HOA until I had been it's president for 18 months. It didn't help that it was in a messed up master-sub association hierarchy intended to leave the power in the hands of the developer, so there were multiple sets of rules flying around, only a subset of of which were passed to homeowners.
Fortunately, that leaves the HOA relatively powerless if it comes to a lawsuit and my goal as president was to stop the crazies trying to use the HOA as a tool to crap on their neighbors and settle old differences.
HOAs are evil, in that they are perfectly constructed to set neighbor against neighbor. We would be better off without them.
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"HOAs are completely up front about those things and if you don't read the bylaws before buying, you're a dumb motherfucker."
Wrong. The "consent" to the "contract" is usually a legal fiction known as "constructive notice"; i.e., the H.O.A. corporation's governing documents were filed with the county, therefore the homeowner should have known about them.
This concept was best illustrated in that scene from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", when the construction foreman informs Arthur Dent that "the plans were on display".
I've been trying to get documents and records -- including the governing documents, rules and regulations, etc., from my H.O.A. for several years. In response, they decided to stop accepting my H.O.A. dues payments so they could turn around and sue me for not paying them.
See my web site, madisonhillhoa.com , for details (it hasn't been updated because I've been busy with the court case). You can also get a free copy of my book in PDF form from that site, at madisonhillhoa.com/book
That's your fault for buying a house in a Zerg area.
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Actually very few areas in the US have HOAs. It's just that they are the more rich, white areas, which are more desirable.
Not in my experience (for whatever that's worth). I was part of a HOA with the first home I ever bought, which was part of a very middle-class neighborhood of townhouses. The development was a mix of older middle class families and younger first-time home buyers or - increasingly - immigrants who were taking advantage of the mid-2000s real estate situation to buy homes. I received a number of asinine warnings from the HOA about stuff like "you need to repaint your gutters within 30 days or zOMG CONTRACTUAL HELL WILL RAIN DOWN," which was enough to make me hate HOAs forever. But the real ire of the HOA was reserved for the immigrant families.
And, at the risk of being very politically incorrect, what the HOAs were doing there was fighting behavior that had a potential impact on property values for the whole development. Townhouses with 5-8 cars parked outside around the clock, indicating huge over-occupancy; men hanging out all over the steps and front yard all day; loud parties late into the night, etc. Why? Potential racism aside, it was because the people in the neighborhood were not so well off that a decline in property values due to their neighbors' actions wouldn't have a big impact on them. Years later, when I moved into a much nicer/richer neighborhood, there was no HOA to be found - nor would the proudly wealthy and independent residents have stood for anyone telling them what to do with their property.
I am not condoning targeting any group for HOA persecution, and again I was very put off by my experience with a HOA. But I am saying that HOAs are not generally needed in neighborhoods that are so rich that anyone who would degrade the property value couldn't move in there anyway. HOAs will tend to be most prevalent in those areas which are "kinda white" and/or "kinda rich" where there is some worry that people who could move in there might disrupt the community or lower property values. In truly rich/white places, there is simply no need for that.
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