Facebook Targets Office Workers With Facebook At Work Service
An anonymous reader writes "Facebook unveiled its rumored "at Work" service to a handful of partners today. Facebook at Work puts co-workers into a standalone social network and allows them to share posts and images appropriate for the workplace but looks and acts just like regular Facebook. "We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient," Lars Rasmussen, Facebook's director of engineering, tells WIRED. "You can get more stuff done with Facebook than any other tool that we know of, and we'd like to make that available to the whole world.""
Because we want to data mine all your work correspondence as well.
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Sure, but what businesses are so dumb that they will share their internal communications with another company?
"I thought I was on our work Facebook, not the regular one. Sorry, it will never happen again."
"We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient," Lars Rasmussen, Facebook's director of engineering, tells WIRED. "You can get more stuff done with Facebook than any other tool that we know of, and we'd like to make that available to the whole world.""
I am a professional stuff doer. I used to use Microsoft Office but I found I could only crunch numbers, make presentations and write documents.
But do stuff?
Nope.
Then came facebook at work and all the changed!
My boss walked into my cube and asked, "Anon, how do you get all this stuff done so fast!"
I said, "facebook at work."
He was so impressed. He then said, "I tell you. I get THE best workers from Dice.com! Oh, I'm glad to see that you are Slashdot because we all know, to get the latest in IT, software development news, security and everything that a company and worker needs to know, is on Slashdot - a Dicey company!"
Then you might have a badly managed workplace?
...it's like watching legions of people buy Pet Rocks or Cabbage Patch Dolls.
Why? Just, why?
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Then you might have a badly managed workplace?
Doesn't everybody?
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The layout is wrong, on some pages I don't even get a scrollbar and my scrollwheel doesn't work either, what the fuck are you morons doing? Don't experiment with the live servers!
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Once you get your company using, then Facebook can change the privacy policy, and sell your workplace pictures, photos, notes, ect to the highest bidder.
Well, if a guy who works at Facebook says it, it must be true.
This article is complete crap.
The use of social media in most companies is a complete joke -- it doesn't add anything of value in most cases, it's just hopping on the latest stupid trend.
Every time I've seen a corporation trying to "leverage social media techologies in-house" my bullshit alarm bells go off, and the end results are under-whelming toys which don't actually provide any business value -- other than giving people badges for participating.
Hell, in at least two cases, I've seen a reduction in business value over what had already been there. Because the social media wasn't useful for anything.
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I find that my news feed on Facebook only sorts by popularity. So information that is important, like the death of a friend is hidden under 80 pictures of cats doing stupid stuff. So I expect Facebook at Work will show me lots of "news" about Jenny's promotion, and the death of John's dog, both working in divisions 3 states away, but never see that post from the intern in the data center trying to tell me that the database server has caught fire. No thank you Facebook.
I work for a major corporation and they started blocking FB last year. They found that FB was disrupting too many people so it makes our work day more efficient.
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Yammer is like Facebook, but for business!
Facebook At Work is like Facebook, but for business!
So Yammer copied Facebook, and Facebook copied Yammer... where's the egg?
Everyone keeps trying to turn the work day into one constant meeting. Good luck with that.
I heard you work at Facebook, so we put Facebook on your computer so you can use Facebook while you work at Facebook
I wonder how Facebook deals with the problem of employees abusing social media during company time?
Would be rather strange to hear management threatening you with termination for not drinking the corporate kool-aid as they continue to build consumer addiction.
You can get more stuff done with Facebook than any other tool that we know of
I know of one tool that I - and many, many others - can get shittons of work done with: concentration. Think about / work at a problem. Tinker. Fail, wrong direction, try again. Think, work, tinker. Only necessary precondition: no distractions. Works great. Tiring ? Hell, yeah. Rewarding ? Fuck, yeah.
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My only friends are my co-workers!
is the part about the plan to sell your information to your prospective new employer when you change jobs?
"oh, well, it seems like he wasn't really a team player - only posted once every couple of days. better rescind that job offer."
this is a horrible idea, all the way down. (turtles not included).
"You have a friend request from NSA."
...if they ever consider "Facebook For Work". Mark Zuckerburg is backstabbing sleazebag who has no conscience. Consider how he joined the Winklevoss twins' "Harvard Connection" (aka ConnectU) project, stole their ideas, and delayed the ConnectU project whilst he set up his own project (TheFacebook.com) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... His attitude to users is one of absolute contempt, and total disregard for their personal data confidentiality. Does your management really want him having access to your internal emails? If it's not blocked by your worksite due to NSFW language, point your management to http://www.newyorker.com/magaz... Here's a relevant snippet from the article
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The technology site Silicon Alley Insider got hold of some of the messages and, this past spring, posted the transcript of a conversation between Zuckerberg and a friend, outlining how he was planning to deal with Harvard Connect:
FRIEND: so have you decided what you are going to do about the websites?
ZUCK: yea I'm going to fuck them
ZUCK: probably in the year
ZUCK: *ear
In another exchange leaked to Silicon Alley Insider, Zuckerberg explained to a friend that his control of Facebook gave him access to any information he wanted on any Harvard student:
ZUCK: yea so if you ever need info about anyone at harvard
ZUCK: just ask
ZUCK: i have over 4000 emails, pictures, addresses, sns
FRIEND: what!? how'd you manage that one?
ZUCK: people just submitted it
ZUCK: i don't know why
ZUCK: they "trust me"
ZUCK: dumb fucks
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