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"Mammoth Snow Storm" Underwhelms
mi (197448) writes You heard the scare-mongering, you heard the governors and mayors closing public transit and declaring driving on public roads a crime. But it turned out to have been a mistake. Boston may have been hit somewhat, but further South — NYC and Philadelphia — the snowfall was rather underwhelming. Promised "2-3 feet" of snow, NYC got only a few inches. Is this an example of "better safe than sorry," or is government's overreach justified by questionable weather models exceeding the threshold of an honest mistake?
Damn global warming!
NYC got only a few inches
That's what she said.
"Is that it?"
"Have you started yet?"
Those damned Patriots under-inflated the snow machine!
Table-ized A.I.
WE ALL GONNA DIE!
Oh wait. We aren't?
Howsabout a Mayan...oh wait, we already passed the end of that calendar and are still here.
Space rocks? No. If I have to listen to Steven Tyler screeching out "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" one more time *I* will contract space madness and go on a killing spree.
I know! ALIEN INVASION!
Soylent green? It's...people man! PEOPLE!
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
Unfortunately, you can't ask nature to sort her shit out.
You just need a pyramid, a fancy getup, some sharp knives and plenty of disposable humans for sacrifices.
I'm sure that internet will provide the instructables on how to remove human hearts most easily, along with some recipes.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
I've got 20 inches and it's still going
Hmmm...
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
I've got 20 inches and it's still going.
Four inches five times does not mean you've got 20 inches.
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
The following bulletin has just been received on the WKRP teletype!
Monster lizard ravages east coast! Mayors in five New England cities have issued emergency requests for federal disaster relief as a result of a giant lizard that descended on the east coast last night! Officials say that this lizard, the worst since '78, has devastated transportation, disrupted communication, and left many hundreds homeless!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Why are you keeping your paper in the driveway?