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There Is No "You" In a Parallel Universe
StartsWithABang (3485481) writes "Ever since quantum mechanics first came along, we've recognized how tenuous our perception of reality is, and how — in many ways — what we perceive is just a very small subset of what's going on at the quantum level in our Universe. Then, along came cosmic inflation, teaching us that our observable Universe is just a tiny, tiny fraction of the matter-and-radiation filled space out there, with possibilities including Universes with different fundamental laws and constants, differing quantum outcomes existing in disconnected regions of space, and even the fantastic one of parallel Universes and alternate versions of you and me. But is that last one really admissible? The best modern evidence teaches us that even with all the Universes that inflation creates, it's still a finite number, and an insufficiently large number to contain all the possibilities that a 13.8 billion year old Universe with 10^90 particles admits."
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Show me one other alternate universe. Is that so much to ask?
There goes my alternates chance with Kate Upton.
FYI: There's a theorem called the Universal Invariance of Supermodel Fornication in Closed Kleene-Star Domains which shows that with high probability, unless you've had sex with one in this universe the sum over all universes of the probability of you ever having sex with a supermodel is precisely zero.
Laymen refer to the theorem by its acronym: UISFCK*D.
I wonder what mirror universe Jesus would be like.
Shaven, well manicured, free market capitalist homosexual libertarian??
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
Remember, if you meet anti-You, just bow, not shake hands.
I eat only the real part of complex carbohydrates.
No, I think Jesus in the mirror universe would be white instead of middle eastern.
Your geek card has hereby been revocked.