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The NFL Wants You To Think These Things Are Illegal

An anonymous reader writes: Professional sports have become a minefield of copyright and trademark issues, and no event moreso than the Super Bowl. Sherwin Siy of Public Knowledge has an article debunking some of the things the NFL has convinced people they can't do, even through they're perfectly legal. For example, you've probably heard the warning about how "descriptions" and "accounts" of the game are prohibited without the NFL's consent. That's all hogwash: "The NFL would be laughed out of court for trying to prevent them from doing so—just because you have a copyright in a work doesn't mean you can prevent people from talking about it. Copyright simply doesn't extend that far." Recording the game and watching it later is just fine, too.

So, will you be paying attention to the game today? Ignoring it? Practicing your cultivated disinterest?

227 comments

  1. Hyperbole Sunday by Holistic+Missile · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just another Sunday with an evening football game. I'll catch it here and there. Can't sit in front of the tv for 3-4 hours; I'll lose interest.

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    1. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Football like all sports are for the mindless masses to keep the complacent. I gave up my TV 20 years ago and don't poison my brain with any dribble other than slashdot.

    2. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, you'd be better of watching TV instead of reading /.

      You should really leave your mother's basement, basement dwellers...

    3. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by TWX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've never been much of a sports fan (helps when your high school, local university, and locally-based national franchises all suck rocks when you're in your formative years) but I've been able appreciate a well-executed play when I see one. It's a championship game for a sport that I don't play. For those that like it, good for them.

      I won't be ignoring it, I'll be doing things that I want to do. Same as just about everything else that I'm not observing or doing while doing what I want to do.

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    4. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by kenj123 · · Score: 1

      I'm also not interested in watching a whole game played but do enjoy great plays. I've often thought about an app that turns a game into a graph. time along the x-axis and score on y. user can select an interval where points are scored and see the video. the x axis can have a lot of things, like yards gained. Even things like volume of crowd roar could be graphed on the y axis. I've brought this up to sports enthusiasts and they generally have no interest. once the game is over they could care less. how it unfolds in realtime is the only thing that is important to them. The other issue is NFL owns the video so I couldn't do anything with the app without working through them. I haven't looked around much lately either, something like that could exist now.

    5. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. TV these days is pretty bad. I can't remember the last time a show caught my interest. The same way today's music is just pop with a cultural flavoring added, today's TV shows are all 'reality' style drama with flavors like 'sci-fi', 'crime', or 'politics'. The rest are sitcoms which haven't changed much. Finally, they've added crazy amounts of political correctness to the mix. zzz..

    6. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention the article is full of crap because if the NFL SAYS its illegal? Then it is...because they can afford a million dollar legal team with "experts" and research teams that can keep you in court for the next decade and you? you can't.

      For several decades now the only ones that have been able to go against an ubercorp is another ubercorp and the reason why is obvious, you send your local yokel lawyer against their dream team he is gonna be utterly demolished. Then you figure in the fact that they won't have to give up work to be in court, won't have to worry where their next check comes from,and even if they lose they can afford to keep the appeals going for another decade, can you? Unless your last name is Gates or Buffet? Not likely.

      This is why I've said for years we have to have a serious overhaul of our legal system because as it is now if you go against a megacorp (or the state) you are a junior HS football team and they are the Denver Broncos, doesn't matter if you claim the game itself is "fair" because in the end they have access to talent and resources leagues above anything you can possibly muster.

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    7. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      you know what'd make reality tv fun? Danger. I mean, real danger. When Big Brother does a live eviction, let's have the eviction into a pool of acid. When someone gets kicked out of the camp in I'm A Celebrity, feed the entitled little shit to some crocodiles. "Survivor"? Don't make me laugh. Until the penalty for failure is REAL bodily harm or death, fuck that soft shit right off.

      (they had the idea in The Running Man. "Climbing For Dollars"! That's the ticket! No pain, no gain! (to borrow from Captain Freedom's Workout)

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    8. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sports spectators are generally fat, lazy morons. If you like American football so much, don't watch other people playing, go play it for yourself.

    9. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should really leave your mother's basement, basement dwellers...

      He said, on slashdot.

    10. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Immerman · · Score: 1

      You know where we already have real danger on TV? Sports! Football especially, where all those players are regularly inflicting chronic brain damage on themselves with every head-first impact, in addition to the occasional broken bones and other traumatic injuries that take them off the field. And of course if you like your violence a little more visceral there's always mixed martial arts. It's actually strangely intriguing, even to a sports-indifferent pacifist like me. No maze of rules to obey to create a "safe" ritualized battle, just two people trying to beat and grapple each other into submission like we've been doing since the beginning of time, with only a thin veneer of good sportsmanship preventing serious injury.

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    11. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, it doesn't involve graphs, but I believe you're looking for what's commonly known as "the highlight reel" Hell, if you simply had a system that would analyze the legally recorded game on your Tivo/VCR/etc and bookmark all the instant replays that would probably get you most of the good stuff.

      Personally I think there could also be a huge market for VR sportscasting - something where *you* could control where you're looking, as though you were actually sitting in the stands. rather than just riding along with the cameraman. He mostly just follows the ball, and so often it seems like the real action is in how the teams are deploying themselves in preparation for what comes next.

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    12. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      TV these days is pretty bad. I can't remember the last time a show caught my interest.

      I can: Firefly was excellent.

      Actually, there's a few more that are more recent that I've found interesting as well:
      - (Star Trek) Enterprise: this was surprisingly good (I only watched it last year, after it was already 10 years old), except for the 3rd season Xindi plot arc which I found rather annoying. The first two seasons were very good though.
      - Big Bang Theory: I've only watched the first two seasons so far, but it's actually very funny, something I've never really found in a sitcom before. I guess it being about physicists instead of typical average morons helps a lot this way.
      - Game of Thrones: this one really shouldn't require an explanation.

    13. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are actually restrictions, though. When you're involved in MMA, you can't train at the local CQB school. Dirty fighting, such as grabbing your opponents arms and then driving your thumbs into his eyes while he screams, until he submits, is just out.

      Grabbing your opponents arms and headbutting him in the face until he's out cold, also a no-no.

    14. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ubrgeek · · Score: 2

      There are three reasons we keep cable:
      1) American Pickers (I know Netflix has it, but we've seen all of those and it's our relax-without-thinking show that we look forward to sitting down together each week once the kids are asleep)
      2) Walking Dead (Ditto Netflix, although I don't know how current they are. That said, I'm increasingly becoming decreasingly interested in the show)
      3) It costs $10 more to get Internet access without also getting cable.

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    15. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First of all let me say that I have always thought that the only thing that should be televised about sports are the scores! Why should idiots get paid millions to play kids games on TV?

      Parts of our legal system need to be overhauled, but patent and copyright laws need it far worse!

    16. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by gatkinso · · Score: 2

      Sports are actually very exciting to watch, as well as participate in. You should try it sometime.

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    17. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem with watching these things on cable is that you then have to watch commercials.

      A better solution is to just download them on BitTorrent.

    18. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Yeah... silly me considering avoiding such things to fall under the umbrella of "good sportsmanship"

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    19. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shotguns and similar forms of western martial arts (e.g.: interlocking machine gun fire, accordion wire, tactical nuclear warheads) are also out.

    20. Re: Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Doing sports is nice. Watching sports is wasting your time.

    21. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...or even Amazon. Conventional TV is about the worst way to consume video. For things other than sports, it really isn't necessary anymore.

      Although Sports would benefit even MORE from a Netflix+iTunes approach to distribution.

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    22. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ihtoit · · Score: 0

      rubbish. Competitive sports as entertainment has safety at the top of its todo list.

      NFL has pads, grilles and helmets.
      Formula 1 has roll bars, crumple zones and fireproof jumpsuits.
      Rugby has rules about where you can grab an opponent to tackle him to the ground (strictly below the waist). This is a safety thing more than making shit entertaining. I should know, having been victim to an idiot who ignored the instruction and tackled me by dropping on the back of my neck, putting me in traction for six weeks and ensuring I never played rugby again. He could easily have killed me, not through normal gameplay but by being a fucking idiot.
      MMA is the same. It might look unbelievably violent, but there is a point where you stop pounding the shit out of your opponent (when he goes limp, drops or submits) or else the sport ends and you are subject to the local police jurisdiction for aggravated assault, as has happened.
      Deaths in contact sports are extremely rare, notwithstanding the cranial and other injuries likely to result from repeated blows. I think most of the deaths in professional wrestling at ECW/WWE level have actually been accidental, resulting from idiocy or just pure bad luck. Two that come to mind are Owen Hart who died when a shackle on a flying wire he was suspended from failed and he fell 80 feet, landing face first on the top rope, and Mal Kirk, who was crushed to death by Shirley Crabtree during a live televised match (back in the day when British wrestling was broadcast live with no delay so we got the whole gory picture of Kirk turning blue and the broadcast commentator cutting in with a voiceover - or rather, trying to, he was probably as stunned as the rest of the country at what had just happened).

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    23. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Football especially, where all those players are regularly inflicting chronic brain damage on themselves with every head-first impact, in addition to the occasional broken bones and other traumatic injuries that take them off the field

      So I guess those stories of going to a football game and seeing a hockey match break out are true :-)

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    24. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that it has to be live streaming video or else sports fans won't be interested. For some weird reason, they just can't stand to watch sports if it's not live.

    25. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      The classic joke was:

      I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out

    26. Re: Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you let me know when i get to play at super bowl, since it's the only game i watch (ok, i watched some NFL/AFL games the previous x-mas, since they were shown free). I'll be more than happy to participate.

    27. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called pro-bono work. Lots of attorneys would be happy to have such a case, because they'll receive reasonable costs and damages.

    28. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I recorded so I can skim through the football game, but watch some of the (commercial/spot/advertisement)s [already saw some last week online -- thanks Internet!] and half-time show.

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    29. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Rugby has rules about where you can grab an opponent to tackle him to the ground (strictly below the waist).

      I thought the rule was not at or above the neck. Also, you can lift them, but not put them down (at least not hard).

    30. Re: Hyperbole Sunday by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I played a soccer game at half time at a Cowboys game, on the field of Texas Stadium. Does that count?

    31. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      We watch them via On Demand, which usually has them a couple of days later and with which we can skip through commercials. (Forgot one: We also watch Downton Abbey via cable On Demand)

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    32. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Not with my trusty DVR.

    33. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You're talking about contingency, not pro-bono. Pro-bono is when the lawyers don't get paid at all.

      And a contingency case means that a firm is investing their resources. Which means (a) There's a finite limit on the resources that can be spent and (b) They have to think it will pay off.

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    34. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      no, because putting that kind of direct pressure on the spine can kill you. Think about it, a professional rugby player can weigh up to 280 pounds, that hitting you sideways in the ribcage at 30mph (a full sprint for a rugby player and pretty much as quick as Usain Bolt over the first 40 of a 100 sprint) is going to break some ribs. Smacking into your spine at that speed is going to snap you in half. Hitting your thighs? You're talking about the thickest, strongest bone in the body surrounded by the thickest, strongest muscles. The rule for high tackling is clearly there for good reason (anywhere above the shoulder is a red card, no arguments), techniques concentrate on making sure that your shoulder hits your opponent in the thigh, but no higher than the plate of the hip.

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    35. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So what contact above the waist is allowed? I see it all the time, without ever being called.

    36. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      strictly speaking, above the waist is frowned upon (depends on circumstances, a short diving tackle might end up above the waist but a semi-experienced referee can spot the difference between a short tackle and a deliberate mid-high intended to knock the wind out of you) but above the shoulder is right out. http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/s... is apparently a good video describing rules and good technique, but not having Realplayer installed I can't comment.

      Rugby Union rules of tackling and a wordy description of good technique here: http://www.talkrugbyunion.co.u... (no speshul plugins or magical decoder rings required).

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    37. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Robb+Swanson · · Score: 1

      I gave up my TV 20 years ago and don't poison my brain with any dribble other than slashdot.

      Yeah, but slashdot dribble is a helluva lot of dribble... and quite toxic too. Be careful out there!

    38. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you figure in the fact that they won't have to give up work to be in court, won't have to worry where their next check comes from,and even if they lose they can afford to keep the appeals going for another decade, can you? ...
      This is why I've said for years we have to have a serious overhaul of our legal system because as it is now if you go against a megacorp (or the state) you are a junior HS football team and they are the Denver Broncos, doesn't matter if you claim the game itself is "fair" because in the end they have access to talent and resources leagues above anything you can possibly muster.

      This sort of thing won't last forever. Everybody with a functioning brain knows that these kinds of things constitute unethical practice of law, and that is certainly a violation of rights arising under the 9th Amendment. 9th Amendment rights being retained by the people, no lawyer or group of lawyers can take them away (for if they could, the rights would no longer be retained, a contradiction!). So the mechanism to overturn this kind of thing is already in the legal system, it just needs to be exercised.

      We're in a situation similar to things that have happened in the past. Everybody knew slavery was unethical (look at the speech by Gov Morris of NY at the Constitutional Convention), but the lawyers from the South had a vested interest in keeping the people with money happy (since only people with money could afford lawyers!), and since those people happened to be slave owners the USA had slavery for a while. Later, something very similar happened with the Jim Crow laws. Everybody with a functioning brain understood that those laws violated the Bill of Rights, but the legal profession found it convenient to overlook this.

      In both cases, a large proportion of the community of legal professionals were acting unethically and in violation of their oaths to uphold the Bill of Rights, but both situations were eventually corrected.

      We have very similar problems with legal ethics today. There are legal ethics problems in tort law, in contract law, in copyright law, in patent law, and many other areas of US law (including state law, local law, and the "law" of quasi-governmental entities such as HOAs). These will eventually be corrected as well. It may require another massive civil rights movement, of course.

    39. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Game of Thrones: this one really shouldn't require an explanation.

      You should probably give an explanation anyway, or I'll just assume you're a fan of hot sticky incest and murdering little girls with hot irons to their eye sockets.

    40. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      3) It costs $10 more to get Internet access without also getting cable.

      You're confused. It actually costs $30-$50 less to get internet access without also getting cable, because cable + internet is upwards of $90 after tax, while internet is under $60, even after the stupid "for the first 12 months" bullshit.

    41. Re:Hyperbole Sunday by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Internet only: $83
      Internet + TV: $73

      You may be right when taking into account taxes, but full disclosure I didn't even think about that until I read your post...

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  2. really.. this is on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    how desperate for a story has /. become

    1. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      True that, they should should ask some footballers like Ha Ha Clinton Dix and Swordless Mimetown what they think about the NFL's actions and how it affects the perception of the game.

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    2. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True dat. I've heard of nF, NFS, NFC, but NFL? What kind of 'technology' is this? Really, TFS is NFG and NFI.

    3. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      how desperate for a story has /. become

      Well, maybe the explanation is here: "Brain Injuries and the NFL" http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-th...

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    4. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      And the only way to bring a SuperBowl discussion into this

    5. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sports can be nerdy. Although I'm with you on THIS specific story being on Slashdot. This isn't news. The NFL has had that announcement at the beginning of games for years. Other sports telecasts in the US have similar announcements during the game. It's old enough and common enough that Family Guy did a joke about it in 2001. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0576913/quotes, search for "NFL.")

      But sports can be nerdy and thanks to the New England Cheaters and Deflategate, there's a fair bit of science surrounding this Super Bowl.

      For those who missed it, the Patriots got caught deflating their balls to provide them with a better grip. (Yes, each team uses their own balls. This is due to a rule change championed by the Patriots quarterback.) This is where the nerdy stuff starts.

      The simple explanation for a football losing pressure would be that it was inflated in a heated room and then brought out into cold weather. That's the explanation the Patriots went with. Enter the Ideal Gas Law. Neil deGrasse Tyson ran the numbers and came up with a starting temperature of 125F required to see the deflation observed.

      Second explanation: the balls were deflated due to rough handling (being thrown into the ground). People (including the manufacturer and Bill Nye the Science Guy) ran experiments and proved that, no, unless you manage to rupture the ball, the only way to lose pressure is manually opening the valve in the ball.

      But how much of an advantage IS having a deflated ball? Wouldn't that cause the ball to be harder to throw and reduce distance? More experimentation demonstrates that, yes, in fact, it would: however, the reduction in distance thrown would be very slight. So does it give the cheaters an advantage over teams with properly inflated balls? Here's were statistics come into play. Being easier to grip would make the ball easier to hold on to and reduce the number of fumbles. So are the Patriots fumbling less than other teams? As it turns out, they are. Much less. A statistically impossible amount. (Less than a 0.01% chance if it were random!) And they have been ever since the "each team uses their own balls" rule went into effect.

      So there you have it: the Ideal Gas Law, experimentation, and statistics, all related to sports. That's the story Slashdot should be covering, not something that Family Guy made a joke about over a decade ago.

    6. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      isn't there a rule or something about the minimum inflation pressure of a ball in play?

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    7. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      asked then answered: 12.5-13.5psi but there is currently no requirement to check or log pressure before, during or after the game. Follow up question: if there is no requirement to check the pressure, how would one know if a ball is within the rules?

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    8. Re:really.. this is on slashdot? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      They are checked before the game. However, after they are checked, they are returned to the team until the game.

  3. "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do this" by guises · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article misses the big point here: regardless of whether or not what you do is actually illegal, the NFL may very well sue you anyway. It's illegal in practice even if not in the books.

  4. Is it illegal by rossdee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to not give a fsck about the superbole in particular of even (american) football in general
    ?

    1. Re:Is it illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is apparently a result of your conscious efforts to distance yourself from the lower classes, and you could become a better person (read: someone who can find common ground with disgusting sports fans) by no longer denying yourself the enjoyment of men+balls, or if necessary forcing yourself to become interested. I feel terrible about my lack of appreciation for the tastes of the common man, I really must take up smoking, dog fighting, reality television consumption(actually, i'm quite tempted by the idea of a dozen or so contestants infested with TB, stranded and left to survive on a remote island, or maybe the US without medical insurance) and indiscriminate breeding right away.

    2. Re:Is it illegal by Livius · · Score: 3, Funny

      By 'superbole', I'm guessing you mean Superbowl hyperbole?

    3. Re:Is it illegal by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, fuck the Super Bowl, wake me when the Hyper Bowl is on!

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    4. Re:Is it illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory XKCD:
      http://xkcd.com/1480/

    5. Re:Is it illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these posts, even by nerd standards are pretty pathetic. You losers are anti-social to a fault. Get out from behind your gaming rig and have a couple of beers. But for Gods sake, don't speak. What the fuck is with you fuckin retarded moron fuckin fucks?

    6. Re:Is it illegal by mike2006 · · Score: 1

      Why trash fsck. I could relate if you said I do not give a systemd about the superbowl.

    7. Re:Is it illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      superbowl has reached the stature of Oprah, or at least Jerry Springer.

    8. Re:Is it illegal by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, fuck the Super Bowl, wake me when the Hyper Bowl is on!

      Make sure to wear your hyper-visor during the game!
      (ok, that wasn't as funny as I'd hoped before i wrote it)

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  5. What's A Super Bowl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, that....

  6. Tradition of ruination by Cytotoxic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I will be practicing the modern tradition of ruining any chance of enjoying the game by attending a SuperBowl party. Ostensibly a gathering to watch a championship sporting event, the SuperBowl party actually results in a gathering of families where the game is on a television that happens to be in the same location. Every now and then someone will exclaim and attention will divert to a big play that just happened, but for the most part the wives' small talk and rounding up the kids will occupy the fathers attention. Except when the commercials come on. For some reason the wives are really interested in the commercials, so they'll stop everything and have everyone be quiet for at least some of the commercials.

    At least there will be lots of finger food and drinks.

    1. Re:Tradition of ruination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when has the game part of the stupor bowl been enjoyable?

    2. Re:Tradition of ruination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      yeah, that just gets in the way of all the gay sex!

    3. Re:Tradition of ruination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      That you think a male space = automatic gay sex means you are the faggot.

    4. Re:Tradition of ruination by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

      I will be practicing the modern tradition of ruining any chance of enjoying the game by attending a SuperBowl party. Ostensibly a gathering to watch a championship sporting event, the SuperBowl party actually results in a gathering of families where the game is on a television that happens to be in the same location.

      Why, though? If you enjoy watching football on television, there's 20 weekends out of the year featuring non-Superbowl and non-preseason NFL football. (Plus Monday Night and Thursday Night football.) You should use those 20 weeks to develop a cadre of like minded football fans who ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE GAME. There's enough time to weed out people who don't actually watch football. Plus, if the people you invite don't like watching football, they probably won't devote their Sunday to watching three football games, so it will be a self selecting sample.

      You should watch the Super Bowl with the same people you watched the regular season with.

    5. Re:Tradition of ruination by Cytotoxic · · Score: 2

      All true. But what one should do and what one does to maintain a happy marriage are not always the same thing.

  7. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ladies and gentlemen, a shill.

  8. Accounts by bws111 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wrong. The NFL says the BROADCAST descriptions and accounts are copyrighted. Plenty of other places have their own accounts and descriptions.

    1. Re:Accounts by Br00se · · Score: 1

      And my mod points just expired. sigh.

    2. Re:Accounts by jbengt · · Score: 2

      Wrong. The NFL says the BROADCAST descriptions and accounts are copyrighted. Plenty of other places have their own accounts and descriptions.

      Well, that's one way to spin it. But the actual words do not explicitly say that and do misleadingly say that any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the NFL's consent is prohibited. However, they cannot copyright the actual game, only their recording of it (written or videoed); though getting into the stadium probably requires you to buy a ticket prohibiting you from making your own recording.

    3. Re:Accounts by dirk · · Score: 1

      While it is true this is what they say, it doesn't make it illegal. Think about it for a second. They are basically saying that without their express permissions, Jimmy Kimmel can't say "Did you see the game yesterday? Can you believe the final touchdown play where Joe Blow ran past 6 defenders to score?" That would be a broadcast of a description of the game. Just because you are broadcasting your retelling of the game doesn't make it any different. The NFL can't stop you from describing what you watched.

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    4. Re:Accounts by bws111 · · Score: 1

      No, that is not what it means at all. The accounts, descriptions, and images that they are talking about are the ones from their telecast, not accounts and descriptions you create.

    5. Re:Accounts by dirk · · Score: 1

      There is no need to state that though, that is already covered by existing law (minus fair use exemptions). And even if that is what they meant, no where does it say the NFL's accounts and description. It simple says accounts and descriptions.

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    6. Re:Accounts by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The whole descriptions and accounts thing starts with 'this telecast is copyright by the nfl...'

    7. Re:Accounts by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Right, so if you are in the stands saying the plays as you see them live (or radio or whatever), you are clear, but doing the same while watching it on TV is disallowed.

    8. Re:Accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if someone gifts you a ticket? Are you still required to follow the rules the ticket purchaser 'agreed' to? Did that person sign a contract or just paid money?

    9. Re:Accounts by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Are you still required to follow the rules the ticket purchaser 'agreed' to?

      The rules apply if and only if you use said ticket. So yes, you are still required to agree to the rules to use the gift.

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    10. Re:Accounts by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I got into an argument with some people who said they needed people to agree to a EULA, when the only things covered in the EULA were covered by copyright law. It really puzzled me.

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  9. Tradition of ruination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're doing it wrong. Why the hell would you have women at a Superbowl party?

  10. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't be a cunt. and your comment has nothing to do with the story.

    fuck off.

  11. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you completely missed the point of his post

  12. The first rule of Puppy Bowl by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    Do not talk about Puppy Bowl!

  13. The author of the article is confused by mysidia · · Score: 5, Informative

    When NFL says "Any other use of this telecast or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game"

    They are not referring to you talking to your friends about the game or even you authoring an original description and publishing it.

    They are essentially saying any descriptions or accounts given in the telecast or personal accounts written by staff under contract to create them are protected, which they are.

    You are not allowed to copy a description or account from the telecast and reuse their description or account beyond what fair use allows, as it is subject to copyright just like the images, video, and live audio.

    1. Re:The author of the article is confused by rmdingler · · Score: 2

      The argument made is timely, panders to the public's mistrust of all things big/corporate, and appears plausible on its surface....yet addresses the actual rule inaccurately. Classic hayperson.

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      Ernest Hemingway

    2. Re:The author of the article is confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are essentially saying any descriptions or accounts given in the telecast

      That's already covered by "any other use of this telecast". If the NFL bothered to add "or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game", they must mean generally.

    3. Re:The author of the article is confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Copyrights do not hold for a PERFORMANCE. It has to be in FIXED FORM. I.e. recorded. But I guess you missed that, huh. After all, you don't need to know the law to make a claim on it, do you.

      There is also the fact that copyright doesn't hold rights that do not affect commercialisation of the product. So review is fine. Something ELSE you missed out in your rush to defend bollocks if it's done by a big powerful player in your society.

    4. Re:The author of the article is confused by bws111 · · Score: 1

      If you are going to claim to 'know the law' then you should know the law. Particularly this sentence:

      A work consisting of sounds, images, or both, that are being transmitted, is “fixed” for purposes of this title if a fixation of the work is being made simultaneously with its transmission.

    5. Re:The author of the article is confused by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "You are not allowed to copy a description or account from the telecast and reuse their description or account beyond what fair use allows"

      Of course. That is why the NFL is being intentionally misleading when they refer to "Any other use of this telecast or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game." They use the phrase "any other use," not "any other use except as permitted as fair use under copyright law." A rational person, not acquainted with the ins and outs of copyright law, would assume that they have no right to repeat a syllable of what they hear.

    6. Re:The author of the article is confused by JohnM4 · · Score: 1

      This is the only post to get it right so far.

      The "descriptions and accounts" part essentially means that a transcript of what the announcers say would be copyrighted, and a press release describing the outcome of the game would be copyrighted.

    7. Re:The author of the article is confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it isn't the same work simultaneously. They actually do *different recordings*. Of the same event? Hell yes. But not the same recording.

      It's still a performance.

      NOTE: Same with Lets Play content: they are owned by the LPer. The game copyright no more makes it owned by the game producer than having a coke billboard in the back of your selfie makes it owned by the coca-cola company.

      Hell, it's the damn same thing with "Baby dancing to Michael Jackson". The work IS NOT owned by whoever the hell bought the copyrights off his corpse, but, if anyone, the baby.

      PS way to still miss the fact that copyrights only pertain to a limited right. Fist Bump!

    8. Re:The author of the article is confused by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1
      What are you talking about? The telecast is copyrighted because it is a recording, whether the individual watching it DVRs it or not.

      The NFL's disclaimer doesn't prevent you from talking about a game you attended because the actual performance of the players, coaches, etc. are not copyrightable, because they are not being done so they can be put in a fixed recorded form by the team*.

      *Unless you're playing against the Patriots.

    9. Re:The author of the article is confused by bws111 · · Score: 1

      So you're trying to claim that they don't have a recording of exactly what went out over the air, and that every time they rerun it they are recreating the broadcast? Good one!

    10. Re:The author of the article is confused by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I am not sure why you responded to me with that. I agree with everything you said. I was just responding to the dope who said it could not be copyrighted because it was not in fixed form. It is considered in fixed form because it is being simultaneously recorded by the NFL/network.

    11. Re:The author of the article is confused by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When you are hanging "No Tresspassing" signs on your private property, or a "KEEP OUT" sign, do you also include in big print the exception "EXCEPT AS PERMITTED BY LAW" ?

      The NFL totally has a right to inform you of the copyrighted nature of the content and their policies (if any) about what use of the work they are inviting, such as 'All Rights Reserved'.

      They also need to keep the spoken language at a 1st grade reading level, so their audience will understand it: "Except as permitted as fair use" is strictly out.

      I would question where the evidence is that there is any intentional deception.

      Copyright law does not permit fair use. It is a valid defense against liability in court against a claim of infringement; in such a case, the user admits infringement but claims no liability due to fair use.

      The copyright owner does not have an obligation to inform you that in some cases, you might have a legal exclusion that allows you to infringe upon their protected rights.

    12. Re:The author of the article is confused by russotto · · Score: 1

      Copyright law does not permit fair use. It is a valid defense against liability in court against a claim of infringement; in such a case, the user admits infringement but claims no liability due to fair use.

      I'm not sure who came up with this line of bullshit, Jack Valenti's lawyers maybe, but it's not true. And no, it doesn't matter that Nolo press says so. Fair use is an exception to the exclusive rights granted by copyright law; if it is fair use it is not infringement. Establishing a claim of fair use is a complete defense to infringement.

      17 USC 107, which codifies fair use, could not be clearer: "... the fair use of a copyrighted work... is not an infringement of copyright."

    13. Re:The author of the article is confused by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That would be reminiscent of Aereo TV's argument. That they were not retransmitting the broadcast, because every viewer got their own private performance.

      Of course they are recording their telecasts.

      Typically, they are even saving their live stream to a buffer and the broadcast is playing the buffer, resulting in a N seconds delay before what is picked up by the camera appears on viewers' screens.

      By the time a performance is appearing on viewers' screens, the live content was already in fixed form seconds before it was shown to viewers.

    14. Re:The author of the article is confused by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      When you are hanging "No Tresspassing" signs on your private property or a "KEEP OUT" sign, do you also include in big print the exception "EXCEPT AS PERMITTED BY LAW" ?

      No, and that proves the point, because trespassing means entry without permission. Guests are not permitted to trespass--they are not trespassing by definition. Furthermore, "No Trespassing Signs" frequently cite specific state laws that govern their meaning and interpretation.

      Is the assumption that trespassers carry a copy of the state code in their pocket? No, the purpose is to place people on notice that their behavior is governed by specific laws and they are responsible with learning and following those laws. That's all the NFL needs to do.

  14. It's not what they say by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    its the Legion of Lawyers (TM) that stand ready to crush anyone that does something they don't like. Getting hit by their lawyers makes taking a hit in the game feel like you're playing a sandlot game of touch.

    They're also protecting the revenue they get from official sponsors. If everyone starts using Super Bowl in their adds then paying big bucks to be an official sponsor is less valuable as your message gets lost in the crowd.

    As for the product placement in shows and movies; it's not so much "we'll get sued" as "they aren't paying us for a placement so screw them. We'll use their product but cover up the label." Though sometimes they miss one. Big Bang Theory obscures the Apple on the back of their Macs but missed one on the front on a Mac in the background in a recent episode.

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  15. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the NFL's army of lawyers will come for you, and you have no money to counter them, what will you do? How will you stop them from leaving you as paupers, derelicts and forever impoverished? Maybe you should be aware of how utterly powerless you are before the financial juggernauts who rule your existence.

  16. What game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scrabble? Pointless?

  17. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by NormalVisual · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    One of the linked articles in TFA shows that the NFL is also just fine with illegally issuing repeated DMCA notices for the same URL even after they've received a notification that the content is being used in good faith under fair use. Unfortunately, there's really nothing in the DMCA to provide for fines or other deterrents to such behavior, so the NFL and other copyright holders sometimes use repeated DMCA notices to make it enough of a headache for the provider to permanently pull the non-infringing content or to suspend/remove the poster's account entirely.

    One law for thee, another for me.

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  18. Re:Super Bowl != News For Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA and the issues under discussion aren't about sports, nimrod. These copyright issues affect the tech world just as much and are certainly on-topic.

  19. They'd still get to court. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they won't get ANY punishment for lying about your rights. Hell, as long as they put the codicil "Your statutory rights re not affected", they cant be bloody well done for lying on this even if you sue them for it and get them to jail.

    And they can still "justify" it to others by claiming "You agreed to the license terms!!!!" because, like, you bought a *license*, not the *game*.

    Which not only is complete bollocks, you bought the fucking GAME, but a parrot squawk endemic on ANY bullshit arguments removing rights or asserting fictitious ones made by those who make bloody shitloads of cash selling, apparently, fuck all, here on slashdot.

    Don't come whining about how bad they're making shit up when you let the above sort of bollocks become accepted. Fight both or own up to a double standard.

    1. Re:They'd still get to court. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would only go to court so some troll attorney could make some money and fame. As for the game itself, what a waste of DNA. They could be doing something more useful for society, like farming, or something that doesn't require an I.Q.

    2. Re:They'd still get to court. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they can still "justify" it to others by claiming "You agreed to the license terms!!!!" because, like, you bought a *license*, not the *game*.

      WTF are you talking about? The only things I bought were "jack" and "shit".

  20. Badly written by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The author totally skips over the first sentence ""This telecast is copyrighted by the NFL for the private use of our audience" and then points out all of the things that a private citizen can do.

    Duh.

    1. Re:Badly written by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Except the article specifically mentions multiple legal commercial uses. Television news broadcasts can use clips of the game during their sports reporting, without the NFL's permission; grocery stores can have a Super Bowl sale on hot wings and Doritos, without the NFL's permission.

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    2. Re:Badly written by bws111 · · Score: 1

      No, they cant. Why do you think they can?

    3. Re:Badly written by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they can and do. Are you stupid?

      Highlights of games are on almost every local newscast. Reporting the news is covered by the first amendment and also detailed under fair use rules as outlined by the SCOTUS.

    4. Re:Badly written by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I guess you never noticed that every one of the clips shown (which is what is being discussed) says 'courtesy of ...'. Guess what that means. They have permission!

      And show me the SCOTUS decision that says it is OK to use someone else's copyrighted material for reporting the news. If the clip itself was news you may have a fair use argument, but the clip is never the news, it is what the clip shows that is news, so there is no fair use argument for using the clip.

    5. Re:Badly written by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      fair use, it's there.
      used all the time. you think they pay isil for use of their footage?

      that canadian mayor clips, reporting and showing them, without attribution or license to the vid? fair use.

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    6. Re:Badly written by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Fair use exists. Use of copyrighted material for commercial purposes by showing important clips is probably not fair use, and is lawsuit bait. That's why you aren't going to see those clips used in a broadcast without permission from the NFL, at least not for long. The facts are not copyrighted in the US, so an announcer can say whatever he or she likes, in his or her own words.

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  21. NFL got a guru --- the MAFIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whatever NFL is doing sounds very much like MAFIAA has been doing to everybody for the past 2 decades or so --- one FUD after another

    Tha MAFIAA violates the law more times than anyone can count - including demanding people's totally legitimate videos to be pulled down from youtube, mailing threatening letters to innocent party who never commit any music / video pirating, filing DCMA on legitimate contents online, and so on

    1. Re:NFL got a guru --- the MAFIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're trying to take a page from the book of the IOC with regards to the owelympics.

  22. That's to bad by JRV31 · · Score: 1

    I liked the idea that just describing the game to a friend was against the DCMA. That would make so easy to break the law. I could commit a felony almost every week. How Fun?

  23. Utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until the day where it is illegal to watch it, and maybe then we will finally be done with this nonsense.

  24. A nice little piece discuss SuperBowl myths/facts. by TooTechy · · Score: 1
  25. xkcd by Livius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Munroe has the right idea:

    Hooray for snacks!

    1. Re:xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Randall doesn't get that people don't just scoff at "sportsball" for no reason - they do because it's the very same thing everyone's always told them they had to like or else be ridiculed for enjoying other "nerd" stuff instead. The same sort of nerd stuff he and his readers are all about.

      Or maybe he does get it, and he just wants to be a contrary asshole and tell people off for no reason other than the sake of it. which wouldn't surprise me given his track record.

    2. Re:xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he does get it, and he just wants to be a contrary asshole and tell people off for no reason other than the sake of it. which wouldn't surprise me given his track record.

      Or, as a third option, he does get it, but realizes that we nerds should be the Better People and not stoop to the level of the jocks who ridiculed us.

      Personally though, I never much cared for faux interest, regardless of which side (giver/receiver) I was one. You are either "Interested-And-Can-Understand", "Interested-But-Cannot-Understand" (generally, a lot of the deep theoretical sciencey stuff on /. falls under this for me), or "Just-Plain-Not-Interested".

      Also, he seems to overlook that there are multiple reasons to oppose this and other sports-related activities. For me personally, with the amount of fervor and effort and defensiveness that people put into these things, I don't see a sport, I see a fucking religion.

    3. Re:xkcd by Livius · · Score: 2

      There's another option, which is not being interested in football (or whatever) simply to be polite, but to be interested in the other person's passion for football, which is something personal.

      And snacks.

    4. Re:xkcd by StillAnonymous · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People ask me about sports all the time and I just respond that I'm not interested in watching. The conversation typically goes like this:

      "Why don't you like sports?"
      "It's not that I don't like sports, in fact I like playing some of them. It's just that I don't enjoy watching them."
      "Why? They're so exciting!"
      "Would you like to watch me play a video game?"
      "No."
      "Why?"
      "That's boring."
      "Now you know how I feel about watching someone I don't know play a game on a field. Intersperse that with hundreds of advertisements, comments about how much money these guys are being paid because they were lucky enough to be born with the physical qualities that make them good at this game, and therefore how much more important they are than say, a group of scientists who's names you will never know that working on a cure for Parkinson's or leukemia."

      The commercial aspect and obscene amounts of money and resources poured into "professional" sports is actually a major turn-off to me and turns it from something I'm merely "not interested in" to something I actually resent. I would have enjoyed Hockey back in the 50's or 60's when it was just a bunch of regular Joe's with day-jobs who played the game for the love of it, not because they're some prima-donnas who're demanding they get an extra million or they won't play. Go watch the movie BASEketBall to see this.

    5. Re:xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure it's you who still doesn't get it.

    6. Re:xkcd by Kjella · · Score: 1

      "Would you like to watch me play a video game?"
      "No."
      "Why?"
      "That's boring."
      "Now you know how I feel about watching someone I don't know play a game on a field."

      Wow talk about false equivalence, I guess you don't know that watching eSports is a huge thing and PewDiePie is now YouTube's biggest hit? They just don't want to see a doofus like you play. People are interested in other people who can do exceptional things, whether it's an athlete or playing chess. It's not like that does anything important either.

      What I can't understand are the people who get so caught up in "their" team even though they just happen to be born in the same region and these days with buying and selling it's not really a local team anyway it's the mercenaries who're current representing the brand. Next year they can be in a different club representing a different brand, same with the coaches and most everybody else. The only loyalists are the fans.

      What's craziest is that if you think of it as an entertainment product they've instilled the attitude that the worse a product they deliver the more important is it that you stand by your team and show you support them. Imagine anyone else saying we're delivering crap and losing to the competition all the time, now's the time to buy our product to help make it better? They'd be committed to a mental asylum. I can understand the appeal of sharing highs and lows with other people and how that can bond fans together with team as a rally flag, but it's still collective insanity.

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    7. Re:xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They just don't want to see a doofus like you play."

      Wow, talk about jumping to conclusions about someone you don't even know. No point in even reading the rest of your post.

    8. Re:xkcd by HBI · · Score: 2

      Why would I want to celebrate the exact same kind of idiocy that resulted in thousands of years of despots and monarchs ruling through martial prowess? The leaders of that era were by and large bad people, and so are the sports stars of today. A bunch of druggies and cheaters, in addition to the other more usual human vices.

      The hero worship of demonstrably bad people because they could swing a sword better than others was stupid back then and it's stupid today, whether we talk of footballs of any variety or any other sport implement. Moreover, it is totally deserving of being called out, despite the fact that a lot of people who think they are intelligent are fully engrossed in it.

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    9. Re:xkcd by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, it's a comment that most of the "sports watchers" aren't video game watchers. The argument works because of the lack of overlap in the groups, not because there are no video game watchers.

  26. Re: American Football thinks it's tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate the NFL with a passion but I have to say it's a tough game. Get your best rugby player, put him in NFL armor, and put him in an NFL game; he won't last long.

  27. The most boring game on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only brightened up by the endless adverts that appear as soon as a whistle goes.

    1. Re: The most boring game on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how about dropping by to watch a golf tournament? After that, there's an ice fishing contest on.

    2. Re:The most boring game on Earth by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      Its 100 million people who who need exercise watching 22 guys who don't*.

      *Then again .....

      Don't mind me. I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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  28. Something Else by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    Probably coding something, playing guitar, or cooking steaks depending on when the game is on and where I am at the time. My girlfriend does pay attention to some football. She's from Philly so occasionally wants to know how her team is doing. She may have the game on.

    And it's not 'cultivated disinterest'. I didn't grow up with sports interest in the house so I didn't have to cultivate it. I'm simply not interested. I know how it's played, I know where most teams are located, I even know who some of the players are. I have a TV but pretty much only watch DVDs. I do like MotoGP but not much beyond reading about it and catching the occasional show. You can get a lot of the same "social aspect" by watch TV shows like Walking Dead, Arrow, Flash, True Blood, Twilight. It depends on what part of the social contract you're trying to fulfill. As a pretty heavily leaning Introvert, even going to a bar with my friends for an hour or so gives me a headache.

    [John]

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    1. Re: Something Else by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Almost same here. I been in the US all my life and I never got into the hype of this game. I get Soccer, Basketball, Baseball, and Hockey. Even Tennis. I love playing the first and last of those too. But Football and Cricket. Understand the rules, but don't get anywhere close to the craze.

      It just seems the game is more sportsmanship, chess, and performance than an actual "game". There are a ridiculous number of stats and back stories that explain each actor. This provides enough material to talk about the play to be and the plays done many times more than to actually play it. And each actor is just one piece on a board to be controlled by either the coach or captain. Both of whom roll the dice on the piece's limited expression of free will and luck. The whole game is designed to be viewed at the viewers' pace. There are stop points for bathroom breaks, getting beer, commenting, and of course the amazing commercials. The guys constantly stopping and starting the game clock have the busiest and most difficult job. And the commercials, these are the true players. There is so much competition to one up the prior and current years' participants. Football kind of feels like professional wrestling but with exponentially more moving parts and far less scripting. But basically both exist for the viewers sake more than anything else.

      What I always find amazing year after year in this game is the technology. I don't think there are many spy agencies, let alone games that have this level of advanced tech. They got drawing plays on your screen before the weatherman got green screens. They got automated wire cameras before traffic cams. They can pull more history on any player in seconds than the NSA can on the most watched targets.

      It's not enough to have me sit there for 4 hrs to watch a 1 hr game thou. But I will Google it for the highlights. Need something to talk about in the office for a week. Of course I will do a marathon on the ads in Hulu or Youtube.

    2. Re: Something Else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Of course I will do a marathon on the ads in Hulu or Youtube.

      That is so womanish.

    3. Re: Something Else by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      What I always find amazing year after year in this game is the technology. I don't think there are many spy agencies, let alone games that have this level of advanced tech. They got drawing plays on your screen before the weatherman got green screens. They got automated wire cameras before traffic cams.

      They did however do bullet-time wrong. Tried to cheap out with far too few cameras, using "interpolated" frames to pad out the motion.

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  29. DIrty by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Over the course of 10 years or so, starting out form a time when I was glued to the TV on Saturday, Sunday, Monday night and Thrusday night, I've come to the point that I just don't want to be involved in the filth.

    Football is pretty sleazy. I don't doubt that the rapes, the assaults, the murders, the cheating and all have been going on for a long time, but now it's all out in the open, and I've switched ove to the NHL. And once you do that, football becomes pretty boring too. Before I gave up on the league, I had started reading during thefootball games for something to do.

    So no, I won't be watching tonight. It's a sleazy sport, and the pace is simply glacial. And one of the teams in it appears to be serial cheaters too.

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    1. Re:DIrty by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      and the pace is simply glacial

      I get your criticisms, except this one. I mean, we are firmly in "subjective" territory here... but the setup-action, setup-action pace of football is fun for me. I like the tension that builds up. I hesitate to ask what you think of the pace of baseball? :)

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    2. Re:DIrty by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      and the pace is simply glacial

      I get your criticisms, except this one. I mean, we are firmly in "subjective" territory here... but the setup-action, setup-action pace of football is fun for me. I like the tension that builds up. I hesitate to ask what you think of the pace of baseball? :)

      I used to enjoy the setup business, but after watching - and playing - Ice Hockey for a while, I ended up really getting into the constant action.

      Note this is all tied into the general disgust I have been having with all of the criminality and perves we've been getting from all of football in recent years.

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    3. Re:DIrty by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I also love hockey - I think it edges out NFL football on my TV sports list. I'm able to separate the entertainment from the entertainers... otherwise I'd have a hard time listening to music or watching films! Baseball is still my favorite stadium experience, and unlike football I can watch just about any level from high school up without losing my mind.

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    4. Re:DIrty by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Baseball is still my favorite stadium experience, and unlike football I can watch just about any level from high school up without losing my mind.

      I forgot to reply to your question about baseball. I suspect it sounds inconsistent, but I have a different approach to it. I enjoy watching the games, and the stadium experience is fun. You can take a friend or even do some business, because of that slow pace. The NHL is frenetic, but Baseball is a different mindset I guess.

      If you ever get to Pittsburgh, you gotta hit the Pirates stadium. It's beautiful. For all that matter, enter Pittsburgh via the Fort Pitt Tunnel. You'll go in through the woods/mountain on one side, and come out in the land of OZ, with the gold bridges and the pretty city. People have been known to gasp.

      And the Pirates are even fun to watch now.

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    5. Re:DIrty by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I haven't been to Pittsburgh in many years, but the last time I was there they had just power washed all of the soot off of the buildings downtown and it was indeed very pretty. My uncle had a condo at the top of the incline with a very impressive view.

      My father kept saying that he needed to take me to the "new" stadium, which we never did get to. He was of course referring to Three Rivers :) I'm supposed to drive out there this spring to see a game in the "new new" stadium.

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  30. Re:Super Bowl != News For Nerds by AlabamaCajun · · Score: 1

    It's like Christmas(USA), an excuse for broadcast TV to take another 2 weeks off, people consume a lot of bad food and drink too much.

  31. Not planning on watching it ... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... start to finish. I'll flip over to it from time to time to check on the score. If it turns out that Seattle is beating the tar out of New England, I may keep watching just because I really can't stand the Patriots.

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    1. Re:Not planning on watching it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody (outside of New England) can. Literally no one who isn't from New England wants to see them win after the cheating scandals. If they do win, the NFL is going to have a LOT of explaining to do.

      I'm still disappointed that Slashdot didn't cover deflategate because there's some nerdy science stuff there. For those who missed it, the Patriots got caught deflating their footballs in order to give them a better grip. (Yes, each team has a different set of balls they use when on offense. This is due to a rule pushed by the - guess who? - Patriots quarterback.)

      Queue the excuses. The Patriots claim that they didn't deflate the balls, that it was merely cold out and that the pressure dropped due to that. Well, that's possible, of course. Neil deGrasse Tyson than ran the numbers and determined that in order for the balls to reach the pressure they were found to be at, they'd have to be inflated with 125F air. Another excuse was that the players "spike the ball" so hard that the pressure is lowered that way. Queue Bill Nye proving that unless you rupture the ball's bladder no air will escape without someone physically manipulating the valve. (Queue everyone else pointing out that, somehow, the cold weather managed to deflate only the Patriots' balls and not the opposing team's.)

      Then some mathematicians look over the Patriots statistics and discover that since the "each team uses their own ball" rule went into effect (remember, the Patriots QB demanded this rule from the NFL) the Patriots started to fumble at an amazingly low rate. A statistically impossible low rate. It was almost as if their balls were easier to catch and hold on to than any other team's. Again, some neat, nerdy application of math.

  32. Repeal the NFL's Anti-Trust Exemption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Believe it or not, the NFL is a non-profit!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/...

    1. Re:Repeal the NFL's Anti-Trust Exemption by JRV31 · · Score: 1

      Repeal all anti-trust exemptions. Starting with the McCarron Ferguson act of 1945.

    2. Re:Repeal the NFL's Anti-Trust Exemption by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1
      What you are saying, though technically, true, is sufficiently misleading as to be false.

      "The NFL" does not make any money. They pay the referees, they pay for the draft, they pay the commissioner, and they do a few other things. They get the money to do this by charging dues to the 32 member teams. If "the NFL" has any money left over, they divide it up and give it back to the teams.

      All the profit that "the NFL" makes is really made by the teams. The teams are independent businesses organized under the laws of the United States and the state and municipality that they operate out of. The teams, who are the ones with the money, pay taxes.

  33. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by BradMajors · · Score: 1

    > Unfortunately, there's really nothing in the DMCA to provide for fines or other deterrents to such behavior

    Yes, there is... doing so is felony.

  34. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Rugby is played by sissies. Hurling is where the real men go to play. They really should rename it "hematoma ball".

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  35. ...tell that to Aereo by GreekGeek · · Score: 1

    apparently the Supreme Court thinks like the NFL...(http:///www.aereo.com)

  36. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    Citation, please.

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  37. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by fermion · · Score: 4, Funny
    Not only can they sue you,they might win.

    This is because the NFL is not an ordinary business. It is a cartel of independent teams. Such cartels, for example OPEC, are illigal in the US since 1890 but is allowed through special acts of congress. This allows it to set rules for all teams, set TV contracts, and set pay scales without any competition.

    This leads to the ability to generate profits only available to socialist organizations. For instance, excessively high payment from TV networks require excessively high fees to cable providers which are paid by all cable subscribers, even if they never watch the channel. The cartel is also able to leverage national monies to convince localities to force taxpayer to fund stadiums, even if those that are never going to use the stadiums. These monies then go into individual pockets as profits.

    I have heard people saying the same about music halls, but there is certainly no national cartel of music lovers that bribe local officials, that transfers the risk of the building from a for profit organization the taxpayer.

    There are other costs to society. Because the rules are set, public tax dollars can be used to train kids for the NFL through public school funds. Because salaries are set, the players, though well paid, do not have the ability to truly negotiate a contract. Recall that tech firms have gotten in trouble for this, even though the employees were generally well paid.

    And of course there is a fundamental loss to a society that depends on the free market that kids are taught about fair play and rules within a socialist construct where there is in fact a rule book and powerful referees. While this is useful for a 10 year old, it is disastrous when an adult goes into a work place believing her or his life is really going to be controlled by a rule book. It kills innovation and creativity. At leas in baseball you can steal a base. The immaturity of football can be characterized by the fact that everyone got their panties in bunch over deflate gate. In the real free market world that would just be considered a necessary cost of doing business.

    Which is to say that the NFL basically lives within it's own bubble. It has the ability to bribe congress, or throw enough lawyers at the problem, to bend the rules no matter what previous legislation or case law says.

    And I don't think the NFL is a natural cartel, like the electric company. I think real competition, not the fake thing taught to kids by the NFL structure and games, is good. I don't think sports fans are nearly as dumb as the average sports cartel thinks they are. The current structure is merely a way to maximize profit at taxpayer expense, and to create a world where fundamental rights are infringed for the sake of the bottom line or a corporation.

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  38. Superbowl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago I quit watching so-called 'sports'. I refer to them more accurately as 'Professional Athletic Entertainment' As such, I much prefer watching a good movie or playing board games with my grand-kids.

  39. Id rather watch CSPAN than the Superbowl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I never watch CSPAN.

  40. Re: American Football thinks it's tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are correct. He will die of boredom and endless - lets line up and try to move another 2,5 cm. WTF! Yawn...
    Fuck America and fuck your idiotic "sports"

  41. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is for misrepresenting yourself as the copyright holder. If you are the legitimate copyright holder, there is nothing stopping you from abusing the DMCA.

  42. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do t by dnaumov · · Score: 2

    The DMCA claim itself is the citation, the whole mandatory "under the penalty of perjury" part of it, you know.

  43. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by nightcats · · Score: 1

    Well the message is all the same, legalities or not: we are the NFL, a massive, mega-billion dollar, tax-exempt corporation with the government deep and firm in our pockets. If we say you've done something wrong and bring out our army of lawyers to intimidate you, you will be intimidated, make no mistake about that. You may therefore split hairs all you like; we can chop heads and get away with it.

    On balance, anyway, I will join Zirin in rooting for Seattle because of what they can make socially of another victory. But I won't be watching.

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  44. That's my canned humor by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

    When someone asks me for the score of a game, I tell them,"NFL prohibits descriptions of accounts of the game without their expressed written permission."

    1. Re:That's my canned humor by mark-t · · Score: 1

      They can "prohibit" it all they want... them saying something does not make it true.

      History cannot be copyrighted. Accounts of those historical events can be, but the events themselves are facts, and facts cannot be considered property, intellectual or otherwise.

    2. Re:That's my canned humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the NFL Lawyers after they file suit against you.

      Then you will be bankrupted just getting it in front of a Judge.

      Who wins then eh?

      Superbowl?
      Frankly I'd rather watch paint dry. (until Taylor Swift trademarks it that is)

    3. Re:That's my canned humor by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the NFL Lawyers after they file suit against you.

      I would. I would hope I should not have to ever remind a judge of the point, since they should be more versed in such matters.

      Then you will be bankrupted just getting it in front of a Judge.

      How do you get bankrupted without a judge making a ruling against you in the first place?

  45. I'll be watching the SuperB owl tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting creature, it is.

    Of great, now I'll have Lucas issuing a takedown over my use of Yoda Speak.

  46. It works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where the article claims that intellectuals compete over their ignorance of sports, non-intellectuals compete over their ignorance of math or other subjects as well. Some people in any cultural subgroup will do things like this as a means of establishing their cultural identity. It's not that big of a deal.

    Why is it important to me that I should be able to instantly bond with members of the "working class?" (I work, everyone I know works, what the article means is "lower class"). In my personal experience (mostly in college and shortly thereafter), plenty of lower class people also spend what little money they have on street drugs and excessive alcohol while voicing hatred for the wealthy. Such people are not only uninteresting to me bug outright dangerous. I am very glad I pulled myself out of that culture, and I have no interest in spending more time with such people than I have to.

    If I am to force myself to become interested in something that I naturally find boring, I am going to need better incentive than "but you can make friends with people you don't normally want to be friends with!"

    1. Re:It works both ways by Noah+Haders · · Score: 2

      If I am to force myself to become interested in something that I naturally find boring, I am going to need better incentive than "but you can make friends with people you don't normally want to be friends with!"

      obligatory xkcd.

  47. Superbowl Alternatives by rssrss · · Score: 1

    Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet and Kitten Bowl on Hallmark Channel. Then Downton Abbey on PBS followed by Grantchester.

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    1. Re:Superbowl Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the high school musical trilogy on disney will occupy our one and only television. since the girls outnumber parents, it was the only thing we could do.. kids > game -- unless the packers would've been playing.. then, well, it would be game > game time food > something else > kids (who are then also watching the game)

  48. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do t by bws111 · · Score: 1

    Completely wrong. The only thing that is under penalty of perjury in the DC is the statement that you are authorized to act on behalf of the copyright holder.

  49. All this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over a bunch of sissies wrapped in pads fighting over a pig skin.

  50. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to specify League the 13 aside real mens game from up North to distinguish it from the southern softies game you oversensitive clod!

  51. xkcd deployment failed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the only thing we have in common is a forced(in my case) appreciation of sports then we have nothing in common and the xkcd is completely misplaced, jesus, we have /. IDs in the millions now? I will take an interest in subjects my friends and colleagues care about but which don't do a great deal for me, it's a very different situation from actively attempting to fight some perceived "cultivated disinterest" in very specific activities that i find not only unbelievably dull but the surrounding culture of deeply distasteful. In short, not necessarily "fuck sports", but certainly, "fuck people who care only about sports", though do be careful, you don't know where they've been.

  52. Re:Super Bowl != News For Nerds by Oil_Tan · · Score: 0

    3 Stooges! Gangland on the History Channel and then the SUPER BOWL!

  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

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  54. Getting sick of Ars Technica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ars is living in the 1990s, splitting their articles across multiple pages, making them an annoying pain to read. Now this low point happens, where someone who has no clue writes clickbait with "Superbowl" in the title. Whatever Ars once was, it isn't now.

  55. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by mark-t · · Score: 2

    To successfully sue somebody, you still have to actually show how that party had actually done some sort of wrong by you... and them simply saying that it is wrong doesn't actually make it so. They would still need to convince a judge of that.

  56. Hell, it's not even that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's (paraphrased) that you BELIEVE it to be true that you are authorised by the copyright holder of a work and that this work is the one you have rights to claim copyright infringement on.

    So if you BELIEVE that "Bat out of Hell" (where someone posts why they have a phobia of bats with clips of them reacting to bats) is the *song* by Meatloaf AND that you are authorised by Meatloaf to make the claim for Meatloaf's recording, then you are clear of perjury.

    Heck, you'd get away if it was "Bat Hell" because you claim "it was confusingly similar".

  57. You're overselling your claim by stomv · · Score: 1

    For instance, excessively high payment from TV networks require excessively high fees to cable providers which are paid by all cable subscribers, even if they never watch the channel.

    You don't need to subscribe to cable. Plenty of folks don't, and more seem to be cutting the cord every day. I haven't subscribed to cable television since the 1990s.

    The cartel is also able to leverage national monies to convince localities to force taxpayer to fund stadiums, even if those that are never going to use the stadiums.

    If your local and state government sucks, blame your neighbors. This doesn't seem to happen in the Northeast -- both Boston and New York teams paid for their own stadiums (partial exception: Barclay's).

    Because the rules are set, public tax dollars can be used to train kids for the NFL through public school funds.

    Yeah, and public tax dollars are training rock musicians, artists, debaters, glee-ers, chess players, and goodness knows what else.

    Because salaries are set, the players, though well paid, do not have the ability to truly negotiate a contract.

    The salaries are set following a union negotiation. If you want to claim that unions set salaries and that's bad, be my guest. You'll certainly have support around here. Union participation in America is nearly 15 million. There's nothing unique about the NFL negotiating with a union to set wages.

    I'll stop now, though I'm sure there's more criticism of your weak tea.

  58. Superbowl? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    That's football. Right? Big guys? Helmets? Not much action?
    Better things to do.

  59. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1

    This leads to the ability to generate profits only available to socialist organizations. For instance, excessively high payment from TV networks require excessively high fees to cable providers which are paid by all cable subscribers, even if they never watch the channel.

    Every NFL game is broadcast on free, over the air TV in the media market of its home and visiting teams. There's two packages, each with 15 games over the course of the season, which have "national" games broadcast on cable. ESPN has Monday Night Football, and NFL Network has Thursday Night Football. Almost all TNF games will be simulcast on CBS (which is broadcast OTA) nationally next year. The other games are all on CBS, NBC, or Fox, which are not sports channels. While sports channels demanding higher carriage fees is a concern, it's not because of NFL games.

  60. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    the point is they don't evne have to get as far as the finding stage, all they have to do is drown you in enough paperwork to kill you in lawyers fees. Ever see a legal team leave a sinking ship? Faster than a rat up a drainpipe, they are. Fuck the merits of the case at that point, they've broken you and to them that is all that matters: they've made an example of you and probably haven't even met the judge yet.

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  61. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    international test cricket for the win.

    Sorry, when was the last time an NFL player got killed when a bean beaned him in the face??

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  62. it's the food by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > So, will you be paying attention to the game today? Ignoring it? Practicing your cultivated disinterest?

    Well lessee. Wife is the football fanatic in the family. The only one in the family who actually watches the sport, in fact. Wife is making snacks.... Wife makes pretty good snacks, and is highly motivated on Superbowl Sunday.

    And so, I skipped dinner last night and breakfast this morning to save room for food this afternoon. But watch the game? It's noisy and boring. That's not out of some affected "cultivated disinterest", it's because football is noisy and boring.

    I have some photos to process, a script to write and a laptop to fix. But I won't be hungry.

    (For some reason, I kept writing "snakes" instead of "snacks" above and had to go back and correct it. Hopefully that's not prophetic...)

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  63. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by MightyYar · · Score: 2

    Dying is for quitters.

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  64. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    ooh, snap

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  65. Asshats by hduff · · Score: 1

    Asshats all the way down.

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  66. Sticking it to the man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all this time I thought I was sticking it to the man by saying things like "the Ravens won last night" and such.

  67. All this... by techneeks · · Score: 0

    Over a bunch of sissies wrapped in pads fighting over a pig skin.

  68. 'Cultivated disinterest', indeed! by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I road race bicycles. I don't even watch Tour de France when that time of year comes around, except maybe the half-hour stage highlights, but even then only when I've got nothing better to do or watch, let alone watching any other pro cycling events on TV. I sure don't go out of my way to watch any other pro sports either. The one exception is between sets at the gym, because that's what's on, and for 1 to 3 minutes there's nothing else to do or see. Honestly, I don't really get the interest in sitting for hours watching some other guys playing sports on TV; I'd rather be out doing it myself.

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  69. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Wikipedia so who knows if it is true

    Since 1973, the NFL has maintained a blackout policy that states that a home game cannot be televised locally if it is not sold out 72 hours prior to its start time. Before that, NFL games were blacked out in the home team's market even if the game was a sellout. The NFL is the only major professional sports league in North America that requires teams to sell out in order to broadcast a game on television locally.

    Furthermore, the NFL is the only network that imposes an anti-siphoning rule in all teams' local markets; The NFL sells syndication rights of each team's Thursday and Monday night games to a local over-the-air station in each local market. The respective cable station must be blacked out when that team is playing the said game.

    In the other leagues, nationally-televised games are often blacked out on the national networks they are airing on in their local markets, but they can still be seen on their local regional sports network that normally has their local broadcasting rights.

  70. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It has the ability to bribe congress, or throw enough lawyers at the problem, to bend the rules no matter what previous legislation or case law says

    This is merely one symptom of the bigger problem of our growing plutocracy. The rich get richer by using their size and power to tilt the laws and rulings their way in order to grow even richer such that they can use their size and power to tilt the laws and rulings their way in order to grow even richer such that they can use their size and power to tilt the laws and rulings their way in order to grow even richer such that they can use their size and power to tilt the laws and rulings their way in order to grow even richer such that they can use their size and power to tilt the laws and rulings their way in order to grow even richer such that ... you get the idea.

    Yes, it is a slippery slope. Inequality has sky-rocketed since about 1980 and the rich are tilting campaign laws and killing unions so that they can do more damage.

  71. Re:American Football thinks it's tough by Drishmung · · Score: 1
    Hurling. A bar fight. With clubs. Only faster and more violent.

    I particularly like the mounds of broken sticks that accumulate on the sideline during the game, mostly broken over the head of an opposing player.

    Has been known to result in injuries to players.

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  72. NFL is honoring cheaters with a chance at the top. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    "Deflategate" should have been solved quickly and decisively, before the Superbowl. Ignore. I'm not even watching the commercials. Not even online. Not even the ones with cute puppies.

  73. Olympics by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    I have similar feelings about the Olympics. It's fun to feel a part of something (national pride), but so much bribery and corruption goes in to choosing locations for the games, and so much effort and science goes in to cheating (with performance enhancing drugs), I find it hard to really get on board.

    1. Re:Olympics by antdude · · Score: 1

      Same here. I only watch the ceremonies like performances (skip the boring speeches and flag parade). I care not for the actual sports.

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  74. PuppyBowl on AnimalPlanet... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    I'll be watching the Puppybowl on AnimalPlanet... The NFL can kiss my ass....

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  75. What game? by mcswell · · Score: 1

    What game?

  76. NFL never heard of it. #yank-ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NFL? What's that? Never heard of it? Is it some quaint local sport like AFL?

    Why don't you guys watch proper football (eg World Cup) like the other 200 countries?

  77. The NFL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the NFL?

  78. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by mark-t · · Score: 1

    How would they bankrupt a person who they haven't got any successful ruling against yet? To get a successful ruling, they would still need to convince a judge that events from history, or mere facts, could actually ever be considered a form of intellectual property. They cannot be.... and this point is even explicitly stated in copyright law.

    They are, of course, perfectly welcome to claim that they will prohibit it all they want to... the fact of the matter is, however, that they have precisely zero ability to actually enforce that prohibition except against people who believe that they ever had such power in the first place.

  79. DMCA, you retard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  80. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    ask that again when you've been lawyered to death. They will bleed you dry and you won't even have a judgement to show for it.

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  81. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    hell, don't be too shocked if your own legal team files the petition against you - it's been known to happen:

    http://www.yorkshireridingsmag...

    Even solicitors can be declared bankrupt without judgement:

    http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/36...

    (not that that stops them from practising):

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/busi...

    They probably went to the Donald Trump School of Hiding Wealth:

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/cl...

    (which was kinda handy for Ivana, who took half his assets - and none of the joint liabilities - in the divorce settlement)

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  82. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Bleed you dry how, exactly? At what point does stating the truth, that is specifically, that facts are not copyrightable, require paying a lawyer?

  83. No fly zone - seriously by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    The no fly zone around the stadium is huge. From looking at the no fly zone you get the impression it's a selfie of the the superbowl's own ass just before they disappeared into it.

    I actually like football however it's so ridiculously commercialized there is no need to "cultivate disinterest", the sheer bulk of advertisements ruin the flow of the game enough to make it uninteresting.

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  84. So What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The game beng played is a HISTORICAL FACT; all the details including who is playing, what the score is, what plays have been attempted and by whom, etc are all historical facts. You cannot copyright historical facts, ONLY the presentation of them. It is usually being played at a taxpayer-funded public venue. The NFL may CLAIM it is the exclusive owner of history, but it is NOT. The NFL does indeed own the commentary of its paid celebrity talkers, the presentation of the event (the choreography of the Cheerleaders, the specific scenes presented to the audience including camera angles focus clip length etc) and all the grapchis and so on; it is therefore a clear copyright violation to take their presentation of the historical event (their video feed) and re-sell copies of it as your own product.

    Consider: It would be a copyright infringement to sell pirate copies of the old "Victory At Sea" videos. The CBS network produced "Victory At Sea" and owned the copyrights but CBS did not own WWII. Anybody else could freely produce and broadcast/sell a historical series that recounted ALL of the same details that are recounted in "Victory At Sea" .. AS LONG AS THEY USED DIFFERENT IMAGES, AND A DIFFERENT SCRIPT.

    The real key to this is the over-lawyering of the United States. When somebody like the NFL is that big and rich (even though they claim to be a simple penny-less "non-profit" organization) they can warn you that all sorts of stuff is ILLEGAL and a violation of THEIR "rights" when it's really not... what they are REALLY saying is: "Don't do this! We are bigger and richer and will sue you into the ground, bankrupting you and ruining your life if you try it". It's a signal that they can out-last you and out-spend you even if they ultimately drop the lawsuit because there is "no there, there".

    This is a total abuse of the system, but big corporations with armies of lawyers get away with this all the time because the legal profession in the US has completely perverted our legal system; Our founders gave us a legal system in which each court case has a judge and a jury of the peers of the accused. The peers are supposed to provide the "human element" from the perspective of average people with typical sentiments and life experiences and still works reasonably well (though it IS degrading as more middle class folks find clever ways to dodge jury duty). Our judges are supposed to be among the wiser and more even-tempered of our communities. Judges are specifically NOT required to be lawyers. Our lawyers' guild (The Bar Association) has been remarkably successful in manipulating the public into believing that all judges must be lawyers and, therefore, members of The Bar. They have partly done this by publishing reports on judicial nominees and candidates indicating if they are "well qualified" or not (in the Opinion of the Bar/guild) and getting the press to report these "findings" to the public. This results in courts where the prosecution/plantiff is represented before the bench by lawyers, the defendant is represented before the bench by lawyers, AND the person on the other side of the bench is ALSO a lawyer. Our judges often allow corruption that makes lots of jobs (and money and influence) for lawyers ... because they also are LAWYERS.

  85. Article is off base - personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, it turns out there is a big difference between technically right and being able to actually assert your rights.

    I bought a used book textbook. The first sale doctrine, well established law actually, says I have the right to sell it in turn. But the publisher sold these books for a fortune, so there was a strong second hand market, and three years into my program the publisher started trying to shut down the second hand market.

    I advertised on ebay. The publisher, working through a group that turned out not even to be registered properly as a corporation began taking action.

    Ebay: MC999 eBay Listing Removed: Copyright Violation - Unauthorized Item
    Because the item in your listing was reported by the rights owner as being an unauthorized copy, you're not allowed to relist, advertise, or offer it for sale on any eBay site or service around the world.

    Then I was contacted by a set of attorneys: Attached you will find a demand letter....yada yada, you will pay us for investigating this ($500 or so), then promise never to sell a textbook again and fill out this long affidavit.

    And I said how in the world can I have committed all these crimes, I just bought this book from another student used. But they had licensed this book they claimed, and they sent me the license (which was 40 pages long, but said in part).

    - rent, lease, license, lend, or otherwise transfer or provide (by gift, sale, or otherwise) all or any part of ... the Printed Materials to anyone;

    - permit the use of all or any part of ... the Printed Materials by anyone other than you;

    And I thought - I never agreed to those terms, I never saw those terms, and I purchased a used book (no software, no website use, just a physical book).

    But the reality was - I was toast. EBay said they would suspend my account and there would be no appeal. They had an entire law firm staffed up on this. Obviously big money for them to restrain the second hand market.

    So the lesson? There is a set of laws for the folks with the money to fight them through a few rounds of appeals, and there is a set of laws for the rest of us, which involve administrative procedures with no possibility to contest anything, and if the NFL says you may not do something, you probably shouldn't! When I finished the course I threw the 3 remaining textbooks and flashcards in the trash. I wasn't going to risk messing up my life over trying to sell the items again, and I was just glad I'd been able to purchase them before they started cracking down on the unauthorized resale of their printed materials.

    1. Re:Article is off base - personal experience by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      If you actually had the resources to fight that case you would have won. The Supreme Court recently reaffirmed the First Sale Doctrine, which basically says that once you buy a physical object like a book you are free to do whatever you please with it. Their license is invalid under US law and cannot be enforced.

      None of that helps you in practice. The publishers are counting on the fact that few people have the resources to fight them.

  86. I worked in the office instead! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah.... wild and crazy guy I am, right?

    But seriously, we had major issues with our VMWare ESXi server on Friday night and when they finally got it back up and running properly, it wouldn't communicate with the FreeNAS server I set up as iSCSI storage for it.

    I knew SuperBowl Sunday would be a nearly optimal time to take down servers and work on all of this without interrupting anybody, since normally - we've got people doing work via VPN over the weekends and at random, odd hours. Server or network maintenance is a huge pain for us....

  87. Missing option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I play football with a round ball (as almost all of the world does), you insensitive clod!

    What do you mean this was no poll? Really? Shit-

  88. No cultivated disinterest here by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Since several of my past girlfriends, not to mention my wife, are huge football fans, I've tried really hard to get into it myself over a period of many years. I have failed. Football just bores me out of my mind. This is not a cultivated disinterest, it's a genuine disinterest.

  89. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    To successfully sue somebody, you still have to actually show how that party had actually done some sort of wrong by you...

    Depends on your definition of "successfully". Even if you wouldn't win a suit in court, you can successfully sue somebody by dragging the whole thing out so long that they go bankrupt trying to defend themselves. Then you've won.

  90. Re:Subject line by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    But I will never understand the histrionic obsession with a team based on living or being born within close proximity.

    Particularly since teams have no real connection to the cities they are purportedly "from" anyway. The players aren't from those cities. In many cases, even the team as a business unit isn't from their city -- they've simply been purchased from somewhere else and moved.

    I think it was Seinfeld who pointed out, quite correctly, that being a fan of a particular team is really nothing more than being a fan of their laundry (the uniform).

  91. There is a big error in the OP... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    "You've probably heard the warning about how "descriptions" and "accounts" of the game are prohibited without the NFL's consent."

    This is a misreading of the statement. What it actually says is that use of THESE descriptions and accounts is prohibited. In other words, you can't quote their words or use their images without consent. They NFL is claiming copyright on the contents of the broadcast, which is perfectly within its rights. Exceptions would exist for journalistic use, but I'm sure that all the major newspapers and broadcasters have obtained consent in any case.

    Independently talking about the game without using their words is perfectly legal. Lots of people do it. Using images that didn't come from the NFL would also be legal if there were some good way to obtain them in the first place, but because the league restricts the use of recording devices at the stadium (within their rights because it is private property) those third party game images do not exist.

    You do have to be careful how you use the words "Super Bowl" because of trademark law. Using the term to talk about the game itself is fine, but using it in connection with your own non-NFL-sponsored event or promotion is not. You can't have a Super Bowl public party or a Super Bowl sale, which is why you hear so much talk of the Big Game.

  92. So who won? by vandamme · · Score: 1

    And where can I watch the ads?

  93. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    the second the claim form is served on you.

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  94. Superbowl? by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    If you want a practical demonstration of the effectiveness of hype / propaganda, go to New Zealand or Hong Kong or Paris a week before the Superbowl. You won't hear a word about it. It's like it didn't even exist. So the difference is: the noise we allow into our heads in North America about things like the Superbowl that amount to less than 'doesn't matter' almost everywhere else.

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  95. Harrumph! Snort! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humbug! OK I had to feighn interest as the 'Hawsk were almost local. Still, I'd rather a good ol game "manly" of Rugger! ("buit she likes it too") Gimme some broken bones and a few concussions, punctured appendixes.. and so forth Aah yes this is the life. Not for me a game where 6 inches of padding covers everywhere but the butt (so they can still slap each other's bottoms) (!)

  96. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by mark-t · · Score: 1

    How does a claim form being served on you cost you any money if you haven't hired a lawyer? And why should you require a lawyer to simply say what is genuinely factual, that is, that facts and historical events are not copyrightable property, and the NFL can only claim ownership over their presentation of those facts, they have absolutely no jurisdiction over the facts themselves?

  97. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by mark-t · · Score: 1

    You would only go bankrupt if you are paying a lawyer. You don't need a lawyer to state what is simple objective truth, that is, that facts are not actually copyrightable. The NFL is perfectly welcome to claim that they prohibit it, but they have precisely zero ability to actually enforce that except against people who either can't be bothered to stand up for themselves, or are too fearful to because they believe that the NFL might have such jurisdiction. They do not. I know that. And I know beyond any shadow of doubt, to the point that I would willfully stake even my very life on it, that it would cost me precisely zero dollars to educate their lawyers of this fact. Of course, it won't come down to that, because they know that they really don't have that ability, and the instant that anybody actually ever tried to point this out to them, they would back down in heartbeat to avoid the legal expense it would incur.

    It should be criminal to sue somebody over a matter that you actually have no lawfully recognized jurisdiction in, but it often isn't... and so the NFL can continue to get away with such tactics for as long as people are either too ignorant to realize that they do not have such authority or are too indifferent to bother to try to defend themselves.

    They would not get with it with me, however.

  98. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    argue it with the NFL's lawyers, I'm not here to do your defence for you.

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  99. Re: "Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Who suggested that I needed anybody here to defend what I'm saying? if NFL's lawyers actually came down on me for daring to describing a game that they had televised to somebody else (they probably wouldn't even ever do that, but let's say just assume that they did), I would expediently point out those facts to them, at which point they would promptly drop any intention of pursing it further, since I would have shown that I won't be backing down,and would only be costing them money to try and make a case they couldn't actually prove in court.

    Their cost = lawyers fees. My cost = $0.

  100. Re:"Not illegal" is not the same as "you can do th by Shagg · · Score: 1

    That's the theory. Has it ever been enforced?

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  101. What is a super bowl? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Some large tournament for ten-pin bowling? Or that variant of cricket that you play over there (but I thought you called bowling "pitching")?

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