Google Quietly Unveils Android 5.1 Lollipop
An anonymous reader writes Google today announced that Android One, the company's standard for bringing smartphones to the developing world, is coming to Indonesia later this month. This makes Indonesia the fifth country to roll out Android One, in addition to India, Bangladesh, Nepal, and Sri Lanka. Yet the bigger news is that these latest devices are shipping with Android 5.1 Lollipop. Before today, the latest known version of Google's mobile operating system was Android 5.0 Lollipop, which debuted in November 2014.
Here in the US with new devices we're still waiting for 5.0. It's still amazes me how slow the carriers and the device manufacturers are to put their bloat shit into a distro, test it and get it released. I'm going to see if CM is now ready and supports the Note 4, screw this lag time.
Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
Or after stuffed animals, or after women, or after star wars characters, or after booze.
"We had major Stability problems in Donut that popped up again in Gingerbread, but we fixed them in Ice Cream Sand-witch."
"FSCK did not work in Feisty Fawn as well as it worked on Maverick Meerkat, but that's fixed now in Uropic Unicorn (Fuck we have stopped even using normal words now) with the new switch "FSCK -it", which makes things just work now irregardless of what you run it on."
Just Stop. Stop it.
"We didn't have that kernel panic issue since Jack Daniels, but then again we started getting sigfaults in Captain Morrigan which caused a lot of page violations to occur."
Just fucking stop.
You sound bad enough talking geek, now your boss and every single sysadmin since forever is going to look at you like you are have about as much sanity left as bag of peanuts in a insane asylum lobby vending machine.
There's a very good reason why developers of the 40's through the 90's used version numbers. You finish the meticulous assembly of a mechanical cryptanalysis machine to crack the nazi enigma code and you don't want to officially name that sucker "munch-face"? No, you do the versioning because, professionalism.
The joke is done