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Something Resembling 'The Wheel of Time' Aired Last Night On FXX

eldavojohn writes: If you didn't partake in the DDOS attack on Dragonmount as fans tried to figure out just what the %&#% was going on last night, you should probably prepare yourself for Billy Zane filled disappointment and watch a curious pilot covering the prologue of The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan that apparently aired around 01:30 AM Eastern time on FXX. The reviews of said pilot are unkind and appear to contain question marks all the way down starting with Jordan's Widow disavowing its authorization.

The world of film and TV development is a confusing one, but it appears that NBC initially bought options to turn it into a mini series which were then optioned by Universal/Red Eagle Entertainment in conjunction with Red Eagle Games to do a coordinated release. Red Eagle games announced a combined effort with Jet Set games and around 2012 began releasing information on an "Aiel War" project to target mobile gaming platforms. But that appeared to die with its failed kickstarter attempt. It is suspected that Red Eagle Entertainment is behind the odd FXX airing last night. Was this an eleventh hour "use it or lose it" move by Red Eagle Entertainment without Universal's knowledge? In any case, it was a secretive, odd, low-budget, disappointing start to The Wheel of Time in film.

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  1. How about something on what happened here? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Slashdot was completely unusable for at least 8 hours today. Are we going to hear what happened? Granted, my boss might be thankful for what it did to my productivity (similar to how a facebook outage improved he productivity of everyone else in the group) but still it would be nice to know.

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    1. Re:How about something on what happened here? by ganjadude · · Score: 3, Informative

      by Soulskill (1459) Works for SlashdotAlter Relationship on Tuesday February 10, 2015 @08:01PM (#49025995) Homepage
      Before anyone asks: we've been down most of the day because of a disk that went bad in one of our servers. Siteops has been slaving away at a lengthy restore, and hopefully we're good to go, now. Apologies!

      by Soulskill (1459) Works for SlashdotAlter Relationship on Tuesday February 10, 2015 @08:36PM (#49026143) Homepage
      It was more than a simple hardware failure -- the storage cluster software we're using had an issue that not only obliterated data, but managed to take out its own repair functionality. We had proper backups and didn't lose anything permanently, but had to do a much larger rebuild than if a disk just died.

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=6952479&cid=49025995

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    2. Re:How about something on what happened here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a coverup. They were hacked by HSBC/ISIS. *Heads are going to roll*

    3. Re:How about something on what happened here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone accidentally pointed player.ooyala.com to Slashdot's IP address, and Slashdotted Slashdot with those auto-playing videos.

    4. Re: How about something on what happened here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, they simply had to install the new government-mandated surveillance software. Heads would have rolled had things gone not smoothly enough. Enjoy the new security-enhanced Slashdot.

    5. Re:How about something on what happened here? by NotDrWho · · Score: 2

      I just assumed they finally disappeared up Bennett Haselton's ass.

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    6. Re:How about something on what happened here? by dywolf · · Score: 2

      none of my nerdy senses picked up on a WOT tv pilot.
      this sounds like something was pumped out to use a contract option before it expired.

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    7. Re:How about something on what happened here? by BenLutgens · · Score: 1

      One failed disk takes your site offline? YOU'RE DOIN' IT WRONG!

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  2. the winter dragon is coming, by grrrl · · Score: 5, Funny

    The pilot was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings or endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

    1. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if it was as bad as claimed, it probably was an ending too.

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    2. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Most likely, and I'm curious how they got the rights for it. Even for the kickstarter, since the only company that currently has rights to make a game on the WoT universe is Obsidian.

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    3. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First: 30 minutes for a chapter... damn that's going to be one long show (~678 or so chapters across 13 books).

      Second: No range of emotion. No "You need a moment of clarity, this is going to hurt you a bit...". No "Omg, Light help me... I just realized I killed my family... Light Help Me... LIGHT HELP ME!!!". No earth shattering scream, while looking to the heavens.

      Just soulless chatter.

      Otherwise... not a bad start, considering...

    4. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      They had obtained the rights years ago and were about to lose them through inactivity, so they crapped this out to maintain their rights

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    5. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 3, Informative

      Obsidian's rights were sublicensed from Red Eagle.

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    6. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by TWX · · Score: 2

      So, kind of like the books then?

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    7. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      The Director shuffled his dress, It wasn't a very stylish dress certainly it had never been seen at court but it was the style of unremarkable dress whose mere existence allowed the director four pages of waffling descriptive prose.

    8. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Lotana · · Score: 1

      Obsidian? The only WoT game I know of was done by Legend Entertainment.

      Despite the books being terrible, I actually really enjoyed that game. The powers and counter mechanics were very nicely done. Also the level design was awesome.

    9. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Talderas · · Score: 2

      The director then excused himself to go to the bathroom.

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    10. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      The audience sniffed.

    11. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Talderas · · Score: 4, Funny

      The audience sniffed while tugging on their braids.

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    12. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Specter · · Score: 3, Funny

      And smoothing the skirts ... don't forget the F***KING skirt smoothing...

    13. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Yep, that was a fantastic shooter. Nothing out at the time (that I know of/played; someone will correct me here) really had interacting weapons like that. Turned it into a very fast-paced version of chess, plus you could lay traps in your area before a match started.

    14. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by antdude · · Score: 1

      So, its pilot was crap. What happens now?

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    15. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      o, its pilot was crap. What happens now?

      They sue the widow, of course.

    16. Re:the winter dragon is coming, by anyGould · · Score: 1

      And I've always thought WoT would make a decent mini-series, since all that futz turns into action - it's far less annoying to watch those tics than to read it over and over.

      My wife is the real WoT fan in the house, though - not sure if I should tell her this exists...

  3. Heat Death of the Universe by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

    At the pace that pilot is going (I just watched the first little bit), this series could end up with a run time of several hundred years.

    Let's move it, people.

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    1. Re:Heat Death of the Universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So basically it's staying true to the books completely.

    2. Re:Heat Death of the Universe by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      Yes, you were joking, however, it made a number of shocking omissions in the few minutes it actually did run. It was as if, realising they had nil for a SFX budget, they decided that Lews Therin did himself in with a knife instead of overdrawing on the source and creating Dragonmount. Also, there was no rippling of floors and walls in after-shock from him using the power to murder his entire family.

      The other bits weren't that bad though. No, wait, they were. They got Ilyena "Sunhair"'s hair colour wrong.

  4. I understand the words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    but have no idea what the hell you are blathering on about.

    What is FXX? What is the wheel of time? Some old song is all I Know.

    Not everyone lives in the United States, and watches FXX (what is that Foxconn tv?) and anticipated the wheel in the sky by Journey.

    1. Re:I understand the words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      A'int got time for that, and not being a Journey fan I don't care. It's a piss poor /. article.

      No wait, that's unfair, it's typical status quo.

    2. Re:I understand the words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the Foreigner Fan.

    3. Re:I understand the words by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 4, Informative

      Strangely enough, there is this concept called THE FUCKING ARTICLE which often (but not always, this is Slashdot after all) contains useful hints about WHAT THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT.

      After that, it's all reading comprehension and a few minutes using your Internet-search-engine-of-choice.

      Which article, there are eight links in the summary. DDOS, pilot, miniseries, TV, film, game, mobile, internal project names, failed kick starters... WTF? o.O

      as fans tried to figure out just what the %&#% was going on last night, you should probably prepare yourself

      So, the people who CARE about this garbage don't know what's going on either, and it's here WHY?

    4. Re:I understand the words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I see the problem, put the crack pipe away and relax when writing the summary. I couldn't tell if I was having a stroke or a chatbot had submitted the story.

    5. Re:I understand the words by sribe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Strangely enough, there is this concept called THE FUCKING ARTICLE which often (but not always, this is Slashdot after all) contains useful hints about WHAT THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT.

      Strangely enough, some people expect the fucking summary to both be fucking coherent, and actually fucking summarize the fucking article.

    6. Re:I understand the words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I -do- live in the US, and I've never heard of FXX. I actually assumed it was a European network.

    7. Re:I understand the words by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, some people expect the fucking summary to both be fucking coherent, and actually fucking summarize the fucking article.

      And those people are new around here.

  5. There was only one program on last night by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The pure radiance of Better Call Saul eclipsed all else, and was probably responsible for bringing down Slashdot itself.

    1. Re:There was only one program on last night by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 1

      Saul's brother's mental illness and fear of electromagnetic spectrum was transmitted to an admin who shut off all of the power in the cage to protect himself

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  6. Better quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Link in the posting is terrible. Here's a better quality video if its ok to post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPxPBYL-0xU

    Honestly, as a reader of the books I don't see whats so bad about it so far. I mean, the stuff with Lews Therin and parts before the Breaking were obviously in more modern times if you stop and think about it.

    1. Re: Better quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Postmodern times actually. Mosk and Merk, Anla the Wise Counselor, and that BMW hubcap.

      All ancient stories and relics in Randland

    2. Re:Better quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realization that I just killed my family? No emotion. Dead, no range of voice, response. Slow, calm walk up stairs.

      Where's the emotion? The worst scream ever that pierces the soul? light help me... Light Help Me... LIGHT HELP ME!!! *ZAP*

    3. Re: Better quality by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      Where was the BMW logo in WoT? I got that Anla was Ann Landers, and Mosk = Moscow and Merk= America. But in which book was the BMW?

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    4. Re: Better quality by dclydew · · Score: 2

      Wasn't BMW, it was a Mercedes Benz hood ornament in The Shadow Rising.

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    5. Re: Better quality by dclydew · · Score: 1

      There are tons of references to modern things, existing myths, historical events etc. Many of the main character's names are derivations on famous characters from legends, many of the locations are similarly related to other locations. Rand is very much part of the Dying God/Jesus type myth (Crown of Swords, spear in the side, must die and live again to save man, will fight in the final battle). There are even references to John Glenn and the Moon Landing in one of their myths. :D

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  7. Not Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In all, I kinda like seeing the widow take the shaft on this one. She's a control freak of the most annoying kind. I quit reading the books when she refused to make the eBooks available at the same time the print books came out. Protecting the legacy my ass. I think the only reason Brandon put up with her on the last books was because there was easy money in taking what was already nearly complete and finishing it.

    I truly hope that production company makes a run with it, without her consent.

  8. Huh? by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 2

    It is suspected that Red Eagle Entertainment is behind the odd FXX airing last night.

    What was your first clue? Was it the title card that says, "A RED EAGLE ENTERTAINMENT AND RADAR TELEVISION PRODUCTION"?

  9. I heard... by clickety6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I heard it was just 30 minutes of a long-haired brunette tugging on her braided hair.

    Critics are calling it the most accurate book-to-TV adaptation yet.

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    1. Re: I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The sniffing sounded forced.

    2. Re: I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skirt smoothing was dead on though.

  10. Billy Zane should be in EVERYTHING by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    I would have him in my home movies, if possible.

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  11. HBO by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

    This was just awful. My biggest fear is that they're going to utterly screw this up - and basically make this.

    Why can't HBO pick this up and make a GoT level effort out of it?