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Use Astrology To Save Britain's Health System, Says MP

An anonymous reader writes: An MP from the governing Conservative Party has said that using astrology could radically improve the performance of Britain's National Health Service and that its opponents are "racially prejudiced" and driven by "superstition, ignorance and prejudice." David Treddinick even claims he has "helped" fellow legislators through astrology.

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  1. He is linking homeopathy to astrology by abies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Ninety per cent of pregnant French women use homeopathy. Astrology is a useful diagnostic tool enabling us to see strengths and weaknesses via the birth chart."

    At first, I have failed to see the common ground between homeopathy and astrology - these two sentences sounded completely unrelated. But they are actually related - it says
    "90% of French women are gullible enough to fall for homeopathy. This means that most of them are stupid enough to also believe astrology crap, so market is ripe"

  2. ..and we're done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We had a good run from post WWII to about the early 21st century. For some reason, science and technology had to wait for a major war, then suddenly we accepted science and technology as we gave ourselves a great orgy of technology.

    Now that the wind has run out of that sail, and we've hit plateaus on pretty much everything, and university education is dumbed down and sold like a late-night infomercial, humanity will slide back to what we always were; a bunch of emotionally-driven lunatics hungry for power.

  3. Re:Please tell me this is satire by knightghost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I blame the people that voted him in. Politicians are the result, voters are the cause.

  4. Re:Please tell me this is satire by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On the bright side, it's nice to be able to point to this guy when some European elitist claims that Americans (or more specifically, southerners) somehow have a monopoly on unscientific idiocy.

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  5. Re:Wow .... by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's what 'conservative' means - living in the past. Its a bit like being amish but you can have serfs work the land for you.

  6. Re:When applied correctly homeopathy is GREAT! by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In those instances, why bother with homoeopathy? Why not go straight to sugar pills/water?

    And THAT is the problem with his claims.

    It isn't important whether reading YOUR horoscope makes YOU "feel" better about YOURSELF.

    It's whether reading someone else's AND BELIEVING IT IS YOURS makes you "feel" better about yourself.

    So ..... do we foster an anti-science belief system because some people can self-invoke the placebo effect? Or do point out that it is nothing more than the placebo effect?

  7. Re:Wow .... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It means "holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation" which yes would usually mean you have stupid beliefs. Since "traditional" is another word for "old" with a connotation that that is better than something new just because it is older.

    Whereas non-stupid beliefs would be those that are justified by evidence, and you wouldn't need to label them traditional to justify them since you have that evidence even when they are in fact old.

  8. Re:Please tell me this is satire by Racemaniac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean in common treatment. Unless you complain about psychological issues (or act really really weird), you won't see anyone who really cares about your mental status. People with serious illnesses who go to modern medicine for treatment end up in a pharmacological & scientific world where their body will be scanned, probed, checked, double checked, analysed, etc.... they'll be given substances & treatments to cure whatever they find. But psychological assistance to go along with this just doesn't belong in that world it seems. You're here for cancer, not for feeling good about yourself.
    And i think we still vastly underestimate how much also feeling good actually helps us get trough things, and helps our body going in such grave situations.

  9. Re:Please tell me this is satire by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did the voters really have a choice? For a start the choice at the general election is for both the ruling party and local MP, so if your national party of choice puts up an idiot as your local candidate you can support one or the other but not both.

    Tredinnick had a 9% majority in 2010, ahead of the the Liberal Democrats. Their vote has collapsed now though... The most realistic alternative might be UKIP in his constituency. So it's a choice between someone who believes in astrology and closet racists, or maybe treacherous liars if the LDs can pull it back together.

    We rejected the alternative vote and I imagine would reject PR on similar grounds (too thick to understand it), so this is what we are going to be stuck with for the foreseeable future.

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  10. Re:He actually could be right. No joke. by sribe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've never spoken to an doctor for that long and I'd be suprised if any doctor had time or could afford such a thing.

    No, but a decent doctor could do the differential diagnosis of reflux vs heart problems in about 1 minute flat, without spending most of an hour on irrelevant bullshit intended only to impress the gullible (which looks like it worked, at least in this case).

  11. Re:Please tell me this is satire by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Onion is not fake, they are just ahead of reality. They predicted:

    - RIAA sues radio stations for playing free music

    - Gillette creates 5-blade razor

    - Neil Armstrong's widow cleans out closet of "space crap" (finds museum gems)

    - Joe The Plumber ("dude" pundit)

    - Charlie Sheen going violent

    - Newly elected Bush announcing era of peace and prosperity is over (911, Iraq, mortgage crash)

    - Ann Coulter saying radiation good for you. (Oh wait, Onion missed that one.)