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Amazon Files Patent For Mobile 3D Printing Delivery Trucks

ErnieKey writes: Amazon has been inching its way into the 3D printing space over the past 10 months or so. This week, however, the U.S. Patent office published a filing by Amazon for mobile 3D printing delivery trucks. The trucks would have 3D printers and CNC machines on board and be able to communicate with a central hub. When a product is ordered, the mobile 3D printing truck that's closest to the consumer's home or office would then get the order, print it, and deliver it as soon as possible.

101 comments

  1. What's the market here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really don't get it. With all the 3D hype, I've never seen anyone in the street or personally talk about or have a 3D printed object.

    What are people doing that it requires such a massive infrastructure?

    Last I heard, it was only Luddites that had factories or delivery trucks, we were going to 3D print everything at home, including the home itself?

    1. Re:What's the market here? by jythie · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but how many people on the street do you encounter that talk about making wood furniture at home? While the hype is a bit much, 3D printers are mostly exciting to the same types of people who in the past would have a woodshop in their garage or similar hobby setup.

    2. Re:What's the market here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3D printers are mostly exciting to the same types of people who in the past would have a woodshop in their garage or similar hobby setup.

      I feel that consumer grade 3D-printers mostly is a disappointment to those who are used to a proper woodshop and/or might even have gotten hold of a "cheap" CNC mill.
      In my experience (Anecdotal, I know.) the people who are exited about 3D-printers are college/university teachers with little practical experience of manufacturing. To them it looks like 3D-printers bridges that gap between being able to do something on paper to actually get something they can touch. Suddenly you can print out models to assist your teaching or whatever.
      Later on they figure out that 3D-printers aren't as versatile as they appear.

    3. Re:What's the market here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that I've *seen* chairs! Outside of a stinky, cannabis-smelling, pizza--box strewn "hacker space", I've never seen a 3D printer.

    4. Re:What's the market here? by jythie · · Score: 1

      *shrug* I have seen them at work and used in prototyping, have for years. The consumer ones are still VERY new and hardly a mass or stable market.

    5. Re:What's the market here? by jythie · · Score: 1

      True, at the moment they are still somewhat disapointing, but that is to be expected when you are scaling machines that just a few years cost tens of thousands of dollars down to something consumers can play with.

      Though one irony is that much of the tech that is going into them was developed for situations where CNC machines were not versatile as people hoped and they needed new tools.

    6. Re:What's the market here? by sls1j · · Score: 1

      I've had a 3D printer for a little over a year now. And it's a big deal. The very best thing about it is being able to design parts that fit. I had an antique drain where I needed to attach a hose from my furnace. I was able to make a part that fit the hose and the drain cover, replace lost vacuum cleaner parts, an LED flashlight helmet mount, custom clips for easily attaching straps to a caving bag, the list goes on and on.

      Currently I'm working on quadcopter frame. Though most of the frame is aluminum angle iron, the engine mounting pieces, legs, electronic platforms are all 3d printed to fit. I'm personally not very great with power tools or other tools for machining, cutting, or carving parts. The 3d printer is far more accurate at placing screw holes and making things the right size than I am. I print it and as long as I designed the parts with the right size it just fits.

      Though having a delivery truck that delivered 3d printed parts? I don't see that as being very useful. You don't have the turnaround time if you make a mistake in the design. It'd only be good for pre-designed items not self designed.

    7. Re:What's the market here? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      True, at the moment they are still somewhat disapointing, but that is to be expected when you are scaling machines that just a few years cost tens of thousands of dollars down to something consumers can play with.

      Usually the quality produced between a commercial/industrial device and consumer one is comparable with other devices with the biggest difference being the size and power requirements for other tools. Granted when you go down to the bottom of the barrel they will suck but for things like welders, plasma cutters, milling machines, and other machine tools this seems to hold, yet a commercial 3d printer produces vastly better quality than a consumer one. I recently decided to spend some money and get a good consumer plasma cutter since they have experienced a dramatic drop in price similar to other tools like what I mentioned. It works great and the results are very good, but if I had bought a current 3D printer for a similar amount I would be very disappointed with it.

      That said I could probably find uses for a 3D printer now but it would be more of a toy than anything else. I welcome people tinkering and working with them now as it does drive the market both in quality and price but I will wait until I can get one that will print in metal with very tight tolerances.

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    8. Re:What's the market here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last weekend I walked past an actual 3D printing shop in the street in Amsterdam.
      It looked like you could come in and bring/download your model and 3D print something.
      I guess very similar to a copy shop.

    9. Re:What's the market here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baffling. None of your examples are anything more than laziness or a lack of wherewithal in finding parts. Quadcopters? The single most popular thing at the moment, and you can't find parts already made? Come off it.

    10. Re:What's the market here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't get it. With all the 3D hype, I've never seen anyone in the street or personally talk about or have a 3D printed object.

      What are people doing that it requires such a massive infrastructure?

      Last I heard, it was only Luddites that had factories or delivery trucks, we were going to 3D print everything at home, including the home itself?

      I have a friend who makes movie costumes (think BATMAN). There are little plastic things that need to be glued on that he makes with the printer that used to take him a long time to carve by hand.

      Thee real issues is
      printer plus truck = patent.

      Really???

  2. WebVan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they need to read the reasons why WebVan failed. Nobody needs this yet. They're too early.

    1. Re:WebVan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 15 years and tons of companies are doing it. Pop up and SURPRISE we have a patent!

      Or they are floating the idea and see if it sticks. Companies do that all the time. Even the kindle which is wildly popular started off as an idea like that.

    2. Re:WebVan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they need to read the reasons why WebVan failed. Nobody needs this yet. They're too early.

      According to this WebVan (or what's left of it) is now owned by Amazon. Go figure.

  3. First in... by msauve · · Score: 0

    Prior art, right here. I've got the idea of a "mobile 3D printing drone."

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    1. Re: First in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the usps providing local printing services for junk mail years ago. Never happened, but the idea was disclosed.

    2. Re:First in... by meerling · · Score: 1

      Too late, the military was publicly talking about doing something like that years ago with one making metallic parts for vehicles in the field.
      This definitely does not reach the threshold of being non-obvious to someone versed in the field.

  4. New patent strategy by almitydave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So Amazon just patented 3-D printing... ON A TRUCK? What other existing technologies can we add "on a truck" to to create a novel invention?

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    1. Re:New patent strategy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Not just 'on a truck' you unenlightened fool.

      It's 3D PRINTED on a truck.

      Now, that's progress. You thought we were getting flying cars. Nope, we get printed plastic forks.

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    2. Re:New patent strategy by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      3D printing is still in its infancy, so I will patent the more old school mobile manufactory. Load up a truck with a bunch of lumber and some carpenters, or a furnace and a glassblower, or an upholsterer. Design and order your furniture and accessories online, and these dedicated craftsmen will make it to spec while they drive to your home for delivery!

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    3. Re:New patent strategy by penguinoid · · Score: 2

      How about a method for producing food... ON A TRUCK! Sure it may have some prior art, but that seldom stops a patent nowadays because just about everything has prior art.

      And while we're on the topic... if we can add "on a computer", "on the internet", or "on a truck" to make a new patent, how about "in a building"?

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    4. Re:New patent strategy by itzly · · Score: 1

      We can do 3D printing on a truck using a computer.

    5. Re:New patent strategy by itzly · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for my package to arrive by 3D printed truck.

    6. Re:New patent strategy by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      So Amazon just patented 3-D printing... ON A TRUCK? What other existing technologies can we add "on a truck" to to create a novel invention?

      Why is this surprising? How many "new" ideas have been patented by adding "on the Internet" to an existing idea?

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    7. Re:New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...What other existing technologies can we add "on a truck" to to create a novel invention?

      I know of one activity, but it's usually done on an airplane and at least one mile above the ground.

    8. Re:New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ¥^⣠on a truck for a buck. Only in Nevada.

    9. Re:New patent strategy by bkmoore · · Score: 1

      We can do 3D printing on a truck using a computer.

      3D printing on a truck using a computer that is connected over the internet to a one-click "virtual" electronic shopping cart.

    10. Re:New patent strategy by Thud457 · · Score: 2

      new patent = (existing process) x ["with a computer" | "on the internet" | "with a 3D printer" | "in a box" | "with a fox" | "via drone" | "in virtual reality" | "with methane micro-lasers" | "in an app" | "with more cowbell" | "with an AI" | "dipped in liquid nitrogen" | "using fiber optics" | "facilitated by nanobots" | "using MEMS" | "meme enhanced"]

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    11. Re:New patent strategy by msauve · · Score: 1

      I think Dr. Suess has a claim to that style of invention:

      Say!
      I like green eggs and ham!
      I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
      And I would eat them in a boat!
      And I would eat them with a goat...
      And I will eat them in the rain.
      And in the dark. And on a train.
      And in a car. And in a tree.
      They are so goodm so goodm you see!

      So I will eat them in a box.
      And I will eat them with a fox.
      And I will eat them in a house.
      And I will eat them with a mouse.
      And I will eat them here and there.
      Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

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    12. Re:New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other existing technologies can we add "on a truck" to to create a novel invention?

      It's Amazon. I can't believe that everyone so far has missed the obvious: Print-on-demand on a truck. Want a hardcopy of the latest best seller (or number 1,432,286 on the bestseller list)? An Amazon truck with a POD machine will get that right to you.

      Shit, I need to call the patent office....

    13. Re:New patent strategy by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      ... in stereoscopic 3D cyberspace.

    14. Re: New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3D printed food on an edible truck. I'm filing for the patent now. Send me 1000 dollars to get the special introductory license rate.

      An extra 100 dollars will get you your choice of chocolate or hot sauce. 250 will get you hot chocolate sauce. For 300 you can get chocolate hot sauce.

    15. Re:New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3D printing is 20 years younger (1973) than computerized machining (1955).

    16. Re:New patent strategy by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      So Amazon just patented 3-D printing... ON A TRUCK? What other existing technologies can we add "on a truck" to to create a novel invention?

      I'm going to take all those with/on a computer patents and add on a truck to the end of them. I'll be rich!

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    17. Re:New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to say exactly this... seriously WTF patent office?

    18. Re:New patent strategy by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      Margarita Manufacture on a truck or Pizza making in a delivery truck. How about I patent the process of patenting shit with no innovative value or R&D investment for the general purpose of patent trolling and cock blocking competition.

    19. Re:New patent strategy by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I was thinking:
      Baking a baby in a truck
      But I'm pretty sure there is plenty prior art for that.

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    20. Re:New patent strategy by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      So in about 15 years I can expect quality consumer 3D printing devices?

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    21. Re:New patent strategy by bkmoore · · Score: 1

      3D printing is still in its infancy, so I will patent the more old school mobile manufactory....!

      Sounds like 'ye old renaissance fair on a "truck" pulled by a team of coldbloods and accompanied by pipes and drums. Are pipes and drums patentable if they're 3D printed on a truck? This is so confusing...

    22. Re:New patent strategy by Megane · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see a video of a 3D printer working on a truck while the truck is moving. Especially up north where they have a lot of potholes. Especially a day with extreme weather. It should be worth the price of the popcorn.

      And if they say "Well, uhhhhh, we'll print it in the truck before driving out there!", then I'd like to know why they think it's more efficient to have the truck and driver sitting around for a couple of hours while a 3D printer runs, rather than just leave the printer in a non-vibrating environmentally-controlled building and deliver the objects after they finish printing.

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    23. Re: New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha. You must be one of those old school intellectual types that still thinks the patent system is about inventors coming up with new ideas.

      To amazon's credit they tend to patent things so that a troll doesn't come along later and sue them for these sorts of stupid inventions (remember their light box patents), so as far as the present system goes, I'd just be grateful that a company that may actually have an real interest in this area is building a collection of patents in it.

    24. Re:New patent strategy by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oddly, that sounds about right.

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    25. Re:New patent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3D drone printing... ON A DRONE.

      Or as I've taken to calling it: The end of humanity.

    26. Re:New patent strategy by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Here is another patent idee for them:-
      Micron Level Platform Stabilization, a method of dynamic compensation for turns, stops/starts etc.

      This could even lead to a Grand-Prix racing car with onboard stabilized printing patents - fastest possible delivery.

      At times, as in the Fire fiasco, and then again here, it seems as if Amazon and Bugs Bunny share similar cerebral processes - Hare-Brained...

  5. Does a youtube video count as prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does a youtube video of people doing that in the past 3 years count as prior art?

  6. Why Mobile? by jythie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I am not really understanding what the point of making the fabrication itself mobile, other than not having to pay rent on dedicated facilities. They would still have to have some kind of depot for the raw materials, so why have all the extra weight of driving around the equipment? Esp since you could not print while driving since that would really screw up the accuracy.

    1. Re:Why Mobile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have the machines print orders at night, when the drive gets in all the stuff is already loaded. Amazon, fedex, ups are very good collectively at taking an item from a shelf, boxing it, passing it to a carrier that ships it from a local area to a hub to get on larger transport to a region where its then resorted for local transport, but the internet does it better, it cost nothing to get few packets of data from my machine onto a truck, even though it goes through 10 or more hubs between the two points, this essentially cuts out the shipping cost between amazon and your local area (the endless conveyor belts, loading and unloading onto trucks only to arrive at another location and be tossed onto yet another conveyor belt to be loaded onto another truck).

    2. Re:Why Mobile? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      The thing that stuck out in my mind would be time: depending on the size of the part and the quality, a #D-print build typically takes on the order of hours. Maybe that can get a bit better in time, but probably not by much. Given that, why put the fab in a truck?

    3. Re:Why Mobile? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      But even then, it would make more sense to partner up with FedEx, UPS and others to have the manufacturing hardware at the hubs.

    4. Re:Why Mobile? by jythie · · Score: 1

      The only place I can really see this making sense would be rural or otherwise fairly remote/sparse areas, kinda like the old book-mobiles except mobile manufacturing. In those situations, a couple hours to print might be better than the days or weeks shipping might take, with the added bonus that you could move around and serve a wider area. However as a general rule regions like that have very poor economies (or at least very limited), and thus the economics of having a fleet of these things serving them probably would not make sense.

    5. Re:Why Mobile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is to have a patent to use as leverage against future competition.

    6. Re:Why Mobile? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      SCUD printers, sneaking around in the night, printing bootleg taillight covers for any make of car.

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  7. Really? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

    There is plenty of prior art. Mobile sintering machines that get emailed instructions on how to fabricate a part have been in use for quite a few years. Get the instructions, make a part via sintered printing, machine it to final specs. The US military uses them to fabricate parts by deployed troops, who can haul the machine around in a deuce and a half, or whatever they call a truck nowadays.

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    1. Re:Really? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Now this I could go for. A big green truck with one giant-assed machine zapping, sparking and beeping in the driveway. Out comes -- a machine gun mount.

      That would be cool.

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  8. So stupid ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't an invention, it's a frickin' business model.

    People have been driving around in trucks for decades making stuff on location -- think welders and machinists. People have been dispatched to drive around and make stuff for decades.

    But somehow you can get a fucking patent for "a system and methodology of placing one or more existing technologies in a truck and dispatching using existing technologies".

    If the patent office approves this, they should be lit on fire, dipped in shit, shot and then fired.

    OMG, we're going to use the intertubes to cause trucks to use existing technologies and then deliver it to you. Seriously?

    I know people who work as ferriers (you know, the guys who shoe horses). And largely, this is what they do.

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    1. Re:So stupid ... by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Indeed. If you do A = B + C, where A is the new technology, and B and C are existing technologies, then the operation "+" should be sufficiently advanced for the patent on A to be approved.

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    2. Re:So stupid ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its stupid because these retards have obviously not even tried to print on board a truck. It's damn near impossible to get a good print on anything but the most stable and still of platforms. Good luck getting a decent print on a platform that designed to move, and is still mounted on top of springs even when parked.

      Its clearly a whiteboard idea that went straight to patent process without even trying it to see if it works.

    3. Re:So stupid ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the actual patent is about an actual invention on how to actually fabricate something in a moving truck. Maybe the have an active gimbal system that counteracts all accelerations. Maybe they call it an Inertial Dampening System, you know, the same device that makes it possible for the crew of the enterprise to survive when they go to impulse power.

    4. Re:So stupid ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual patent is linked from the first article. There's no innovation. No designed specs. Just silly cartoons and some flowcharts that look like jokes. It's hard to believe the entire patent isn't a work of comedy.

    5. Re:So stupid ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many times does "computer-implemented method" come up on uspto.gov?

  9. Bummer by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    And here I thought that they would be making trucks filled with concrete and with big nozzles attached that could print houses, roads and bridges...

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    1. Re:Bummer by neminem · · Score: 1

      I thought they were going to be 3d printing *delivery trucks*. You know, like "would you torrent a car?" (or in this case, delivery truck.) I was sadly disappointed.

  10. good engineers for that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    id like to see the aparatus they will need to create to isolate the printers from the vibrations of driving.

  11. "On A Truck" the New Frontier in Patents by rhadc · · Score: 1

    Has anybody patented delivering boxes on a truck yet? Better jump on that one.

    1. Re:"On A Truck" the New Frontier in Patents by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      No no no ... this is much more sophisticated ... this is 3D printed (which isn't patented), on a truck (which isn't patentable), using the interwebs (which apparently is patentable), and centrally dispatched.

      Can't you see the sheer amount of innovation it takes to combine "with a computer", "on a truck", and "3D printed"??

      Stop laughing. No, really, stop laughing ... stop it ... stop it now ... Mom, he's doing it again.

      Seriously, as I said elsewhere ... this is NOT an invention. This is a business process, combining a bunch of existing technologies.

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  12. Patent this? WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, patents are getting ridiculous if this sort of thing can be patented.

  13. Stable? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    I thought 3d printers and CNC machines required stable platforms. Even a guy whittlin' with a knife has the sense not to do it in a moving truck.

    1. Re:Stable? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      I don't think they print while the truck is moving. They print wherever the truck is, Then they deliver it.

      I bet they hope to eventually be able to print while the truck is in motion, but we don't have the tech to do that yet.

      Of course, that will probably be another set of patents. :(

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  14. speed bumps and potholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can make a good 3D print while driving over speedbumps and potholes. That seems quite good.

  15. Why not go all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to order a 3D printer from Amazon. I hope they can 3D print a truck to deliver it.

  16. Sounds stupid by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    If I am going to order a custom 3d printed object, I am going to want to order it from a company using a decent printer on stable ground, not some tiny peace of crap printer bumping around down the road.

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    1. Re:Sounds stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I don't care about the stability of the ground where they printed it. Just the quality of the product I receive.

  17. There would be difficulties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think anyone could just mount a 3D printer or CNC mill on a truck and get it to produce decent parts. Just like clocks didn't work on sailing ships until someone invented one that *did*. I would think getting these technologies to work while inside a moving vehicle could involve novel and patentable inventions.

    1. Re:There would be difficulties by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      What if we put the 3D printers and the CNCs on a cloud? The puffiness of the cloud would absorb the shocks and allow the hardware to - what do you mean, it's not that kind of cloud?

  18. Unnecessarily complicated and inefficient by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

    Just put the fabrication equipment in a commercial building and ship the finished products. Next day delivery infrastructure is already in place. Why does it need to be fabricated in my driveway? If there turns out to be a demand for same-day delivery, set up regional production facilities and deliver the product via courier. Amazon, feel free to PayPal me a huge consulting fee.

    1. Re:Unnecessarily complicated and inefficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want better than next delivery, just like the planned drone delivery and those algorithms that predict you might by something and ship it to a nearby warehouse.

  19. what's the point? it can't work by swschrad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how fast is 3D printing? slow as death by clean living. so that's one notch in the handle.

    can you 3D print in a moving truck? the platform and system have to be stable like a $6000 turntable. notch 2.

    is a 3D print product pretty? flexible? neon colors, black, and white are what you have, assuming you are not slinging molten metal or concrete, the other two mediums in use. not flexible. notch 3, fashionistas in revolt.

    so far, it looks like three strikes and Amazon is out. they spend more time on slick PR releases than thought there.

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  20. Kinda like building a house by darthsilun · · Score: 0

    Load up a couple trucks with tools, lumber, and labor; drive to the location, build the house. (Could that be prior art?)

    Except we've already figured out that it's more economical, in many cases, to build the house in a factory, put the pieces (or the whole thing) on truck, and deliver it to the site.

    Doesn't seem particularly innovative. Or novel. Maybe they're just trying to boost their patent portfolio. "I'll trade you a Charizard, an Honus Wagner, and 3D-print-on-a-truck for your 3D-print-on-a-drone"

    Filed isn't awarded. Let's hope the USPTO sees through this and denies it.

  21. US pantent office.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems in US you can patent anything and kitchen sink.... In Europe they would not newer able to patent something this obious.

  22. Feel sorry for people who live on bumpy roads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm pretty sure these shoes aren't supposed to have these spikes on the inside." -- "Sorry, sir, but that's what it printed."

  23. Would be amazing for children's birthday parties! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh, your child had a clown that made balloon animals? That's quaint! Was the party retro themed? Timmy had custom action figures of his friends printed at his party. The pony rides were also personalized for each child with printed commemorative saddle horns"

    I would use this service. Not quite the model they're discussing, but man, just sayin'

  24. And if you have Amazon Prime by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    ...It will print an accompanying drone to carry you order from the truck if it can't get there before the print job is done.

  25. And this is novel how? by Woadan · · Score: 1

    3D Printing "on a truck" has got to be as novel as writing an invoice "on a computer".

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  26. I don't understand the need for this. by westlake · · Score: 1

    I can see a contractor wanting mobile 3D printing and CNC milling for field use.

    But Amazon is a general merchandise retailer. The successor to the Sears, Roebuck catalog.

    What is the point to putting printers and mills on wheels rather than just setting them up at their existing regional distribution centers?

    1. Re:I don't understand the need for this. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Well, two obvious reasons:

      1) They want to make the widgets they sell you
      2) If they can't, they want a cut of the action from whoever does this.

      Patents, especially stupid patents which are mostly just business models, are just rent-seeking.

      Some ass at Amazon figures they get a good revenue stream if they can hoodwink the patent office into granting this.

      Which further reinforces my belief that patents are mostly garbage and about entrenching corporate profits in law for no good reason.

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  27. I got a burrito made on a truck for lunch today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps that undocumented worker should've filed a patent for it...

  28. What's worse? by chilenexus · · Score: 1

    I don't know what is the sadder comment about businesses and the patent system: That Amazon filed this patent, or that Amazon needed to file this patent. More than half the stupid shit that companies patent these days are just a defensive move to protect them from some patent troll getting there first and raking in the bucks from the folks just doing business and doing all the real work. They never follow through on the "cannot be obvious" requirement, or that you actually have to capitalize on the patent to keep it. There's no larger source of stagnation today than patents.

    1. Re:What's worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This patent will be in the public domain long before it becomes practical.

  29. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature by mikabreto · · Score: 1

    We already have 3-D printing VOLCANOES. Also, I don't see this as a patentable process. Also, it will have to be a big truck (as big as Timothy Olyphant's control truck in the movie Die Hard 4.0) with plenty of power, space, cooling and venting for the StrataSys Objet500 Connex3 printers that they will need to have onboard.

  30. They are patenting to have a 100% marketplace by npetrov · · Score: 1

    When prices for 3D printing fall, they'd have the system ready. The problem as noted, there is prior art.

  31. Phew, my IP is still safe... by borknado · · Score: 1

    I was just going to patent combo taco trucks and 3D printing trucks. First the printer makes you a chicken burrito with guacamole, and then prints out Elon Musk's latest rocket nozzle in titanium. That's an invention worth patenting like Amazon's, right, right???

  32. Jeff Bezos has lost his mind by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    He should focus on what made Amazon successful. Their prices are no longer as competitive as they used to be, and their shipping is getting slower and slower.

    I've been a Prime member for years, but I won't be renewing next month. I'm tired of 90% of my packages being shipped via USPS - the slowest, most unreliable bunch of idiots in the business. Hell, even shopping at Walmart online is better than Amazon now.

    Maybe Bezos has too much money and too much free time on his hands? Maybe he's into drugs now? He needs to get his head out of the clouds and his ass back to doing what he did to grow the company.

    1. Re: Jeff Bezos has lost his mind by lgw · · Score: 1

      Odd, I've never had Amazon ship me a 2nd day package by USPS. Other people selling on their site, sure, but I don't pay for 2nd day for them anyhow (since it's not free in that case).

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    2. Re: Jeff Bezos has lost his mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some areas (I'm near Boston), Amazon ships UPS to USPS to customer. The box can sit at your local USPS facility for a couple days before delivery...

  33. Next patent using a knife and fork together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So more of the "put an lcd on something" and "put a network card on something" wow, how un-obvious.

  34. Re:what's the point? it can't work by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

    how fast is 3D printing?

    How fast is traditional manufacturing? Sure, once you get your tooling set up and dedicate an entire warehouse to production and assembly, you can crank out ten thousand widgets a day... but it takes months and lots of money to get to that level of production.

    Meanwhile, if a part can be 3D printed, you press a button and the next morning you have it in your hand. Client/customer needs some customization? No problem, a day or so of computer time and press the button...

    can you 3D print in a moving truck?

    Probably. Depends on the printing method. It's not completely certain it would be necessary to print on the go to make this work, though.

    is a 3D print product pretty? flexible? neon colors, black, and white are what you have, assuming you are not slinging molten metal or concrete, the other two mediums in use. not flexible.

    Full color printers have been available since before most people knew 3D printing was even a thing. Flexible? Could be, with the right materials. Just about anything you can reduce to a fine powder could conceivably be used.

    The relatively cheap filament-based machines that are all the rage now are far from the pinnacle of additive manufacturing. 3D printing is 30+ years old at this point. ...All that said, though, I think Amazon's idea is kinda dumb. It's amazing what some people would rather have than money, though.
    =Smidge=

  35. Drones deliver from the truck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since there may be a restriction of drones and Amazon wants to deliver by drones, they should partner with UPS to have 4 drones on top of the UPS truck that spread out to the four winds and it saves on travel and gas time. There is a new 3D printer that prints in a few seconds, but I think it is pretty pricy for plastic spoons. Yes that's the ticket, I will patent trucks on drones that have 3D printers on drones that deliver in sight of the driver and as a bonus they make a drone strike if they don't get paid for the product. Sorry, I was reading Phillip K. Dick "autofac" and became pizzled.

  36. Re:what's the point? it can't work by camg188 · · Score: 1

    they spend more time on slick PR releases than thought there.

    But if they hold the patent, anybody who does put thought into it to make it work has to pay them.

  37. How is this patentable? by pugugly · · Score: 1

    What the heck is a patent for doing something . . . on a truck . . . doing?

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  38. Re:what's the point? it can't work by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Thats today's technology, but it will not be that way forever.

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