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Make Those Brown Eyes Blue
randomErr writes A new procedure has been developed that can turn any brown eye to blue. The procedure uses a laser that disturbs the melanin in the pigmented part of the eye. Over the course of a few weeks your body would eliminate the disturbed pigment revealing the blue layer below all people have. The procedure costs about $5,000 and only takes a few second to complete. You can't get it yet in the U.S. because it still going through clinical trials and some ophthalmologists fear that process could increase pressure in the eyes.
What's this you're doing to my brown eye?
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You are completely missing the point here troll. You arrogant assumption is that watches are for keeping time. PATHETIC. You show your lack of class with every word.
They are most certainly NOT. If I want to know the time, I will ask some gimp like you.
They are for:
- "Reading the time" at the appropriate moment to show a new acquaintance how wealthy and fashionable you are.
- Indicate to ladies that they too could have such expensive gifts if they sleep with you. (lol - yeah right!!)
- Making other people like yourself but less wealthy jealous.
- A conversation piece - although make sure you PRETEND not to care how good it is why showing it off.
- Striking poses involving your wrist near you head for that glamour photo. (this is no joke and requires hours of practice in front of a mirror)
You watch does not even need batteries or be wound to do these thing!?
So you see how pathetic you are?
"Watches are for reading the time". PLLEEEEAAASSSSEEE....
...things not worth $5000
....unless you're a criminal trying to change your identity...
Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!