Why It's Almost Impossible To Teach a Robot To Do Your Laundry
An anonymous reader writes with this selection from an article at Medium: "For a robot, doing laundry is a nightmare. A robot programmed to do laundry is faced with 14 distinct tasks, but the most washbots right now can only complete about half of them in a sequence. But to even get to that point, there are an inestimable number of ways each task can vary or go wrong—infinite doors that may or may not open."
I married mine. She does the work quite well, hardly malfunctions but requires the occasional of hardware upgrade.
Teaching it not to throw dirty clothes that happen to be currently occupied by a human, into the industrial washer, would be a good first step.
No, all robots are naively programmed. If you stand in front of a washbot while it is running, it will grab you by the trousers and stuff laundry into your ribcage.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
Solution is very easy, you buy a sex bot and hire a homely old woman to be your maid. We all know that sexbots are much easier to program than maidbots.
Wait, you mean technological progress and anything resembling AI robots is incredibly difficult to implement in the real-world. I thought the singularity was 10 years away?!
This Sig does not Exist.
No matter how difficult it is to teach the robot to do the laundry, it is going to be whole lot easier than teaching my teenager to pick clothes from the floor of her bedroom. "How can you sleep in the middle of all that squalor?" .. "chill dad, I can't see the floor once I get into my bed!"
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
It would be like having a self driving car actually have hands and feet that can operate the steering wheel, tickers, gearshift etc while using eyes mounted on its head inside the car.