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Researchers Nearly Double the Size of Worker Ants

Posted by Soulskill on from the why-would-you-do-this dept.

sciencehabit writes: Researchers have nearly doubled the size of a handful of Florida ants by chemically modifying their DNA, rather than by changing its encoded information. The work may help explain how the insects—despite their high degree of genetic similarity—grow into the different varieties of workers needed in a colony.

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  1. wait a minute... by slashmydots · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is EXACTLY what happened in the ant mission from Fallout 3. I had to kill like 50 of those giant ants. In fact, I think they breathed fire too. They should really stop pointless science like this before I have to clean up yet another mess with a flechette shotgun.

    1. Re:wait a minute... by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's silly! No one's talking about making them breathe fire! Hm. Unless... Um... BRB...

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  2. Keep em away from my house by c0d3g33k · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only allow GMO-free ants to roam my property.

    1. Re:Keep em away from my house by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I only allow GMO-free ants to roam my property.

      That's OK. They don't recognize your property claim and they only allow giant ants from their colony and food on their land.

      And you sure don't look like a giant ant.

  3. Researchers Nearly Double the Size of Worker Ants by Snufu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those are very small researchers. Or very large ants.

  4. I for one... by Detonia · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...approve of our new Ant overlords.

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  5. Oh, come on people! by nobuddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is "I, for one, welcome our giant ant overlords." not the first post here? Opportunity wasted.

  6. Obligatory by Necron69 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you want giant ants? Because that's how you get giant ants!

    - Necron69

  7. Just great. Giant worker ants. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    More competition in work force to suppress wages. I'm sure once they get to be big enough, companies will ship them off to India and hire them back using H-1B visas. Let us all pray these ants don't get any IT training.

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