Researchers Nearly Double the Size of Worker Ants
sciencehabit writes: Researchers have nearly doubled the size of a handful of Florida ants by chemically modifying their DNA, rather than by changing its encoded information. The work may help explain how the insects—despite their high degree of genetic similarity—grow into the different varieties of workers needed in a colony.
This is EXACTLY what happened in the ant mission from Fallout 3. I had to kill like 50 of those giant ants. In fact, I think they breathed fire too. They should really stop pointless science like this before I have to clean up yet another mess with a flechette shotgun.
I only allow GMO-free ants to roam my property.
Expanding our knowledge.
Those are very small researchers. Or very large ants.
...approve of our new Ant overlords.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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How is "I, for one, welcome our giant ant overlords." not the first post here? Opportunity wasted.
More competition in work force to suppress wages. I'm sure once they get to be big enough, companies will ship them off to India and hire them back using H-1B visas. Let us all pray these ants don't get any IT training.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .