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Chevy Malibu 'Teen Driver' Tech Will Snitch If You Speed

mpicpp writes General Motors wants to help curb teen crashes with a new system that lets parents monitor their kids' driving habits—even when mom and dad aren't actually in the car. Dubbed Teen Drive, the new system will debut in the 2016 Chevy Malibu, offering a bunch of features designed to encourage safe driving. It will, for instance, mute the radio or any device paired with the car when front seat occupants aren't wearing their seatbelts, and give audible and visual warnings when the vehicle is traveling faster than preset speeds. It doesn't end there. Brace yourself, teens, because you might not like this next part too much. The new system also lets parents view a readout of how you drove the car, including how fast you went, how far you drove, and whether any active safety features (like over-speed warnings) were engaged. Parents can also set the radio system's maximum volume to a lower level, and select a maximum speed between 40 and 75 miles per hour, which, if exceeded, will trigger warnings.

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  1. Re:Yeah because you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a Chevy. It's already a shitbox.

  2. Re:How About by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, yes, Billy, Tammy and Chris. I think their last name is "Strawman".

  3. The Password by warewolfsmith · · Score: 1, Funny

    The password to disable teen driver mode is: CHEVY all uppercase, and the disable code is 12345 :-)

  4. reduced the speed huh by Revek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those poor kids might have escaped the tornado if their car hadn't been limited to 45 miles per hour.

  5. Re:How About by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nonsense, "a friend" is role-neutral name for group member or dungeon master. We had all kinds of friends - mages, rogues, clerics...

  6. Re:Bicycles don't tell on you by omfgnosis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Far as I can tell, everyone who bikes in Seattle is constantly having sex. Even while cycling.