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Attempted Breach of NSA HQ Checkpoint; One Shot Dead

Posted by samzenpus on from the breaking-news dept.

seven of five writes One man is dead and another severely injured after a shootout at one of the main gates of the National Security Agency located at Fort Meade, Maryland. Two men dressed as women attempted to 'penetrate' the entry point with their vehicle when a shootout occurred, officials said. The FBI said they do not believe the incident is related to terrorism.

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  1. Life imitates art by tool462 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty sure this is just "The Americans" fan fiction...

  2. You would think by AlCapwn · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'd think they would have seen this coming.

  3. Re:Only mostly dead? by Adriax · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the scale goes:
    Mostly dead- Slightly alive.
    Pretty dead- Don't expect them at poker night next friday.
    Dead dead- Attempted to invade the NSA.
    All dead- Go through their pockets and look for loose change.
    Extra dead- Now that's just excessive. I mean really, what possessed you to just keep going like that?
    Un dead- Well congratulations. You killed it so hard it went far past Dead on the Life-Death scale and looped around to the other side.

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