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V'Ger Source Code Released

One of the biggest hurdles to interstellar domination has always been the prohibitive cost of proprietary software for ships or super-weapons. That is all about to change thanks to a surprise move by a mysterious alien race of living machines who have released V'ger's source code. While you'll still need a way to generate a "twelfth-power energy field," this opens the door to many would-be conquerors and ultimate weapon enthusiasts. The release has been praised in terms of increased security and reduced costs by most, but some worry that cheaper, more secure super weapons aren't what the universe needs at this time. Federation spokesperson Lieutenant Ilia disagrees saying: "This is in the carbon units best interest. Many worlds have been infested, You will listen to me."

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  1. It's written in BASIC by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    10 HAN SHOT FIRST
    20 DEAL WITH IT
    30 GOTO 10

  2. you know what by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll take this crap all day every day over one more SJW/feminist public service announcement.

  3. Re:FFS by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the UK the joke doesn't count if it's after mid-day anyway.

    Yes, but since the sun never sets on the British Empire, somewhere in the world, it's before mid-day . . .

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    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!