Leak Reveals Government Conspiracy, Atrocity

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday April 1, 2015 @07:53AM from the half-of-writing-history-is-hiding-the-truth dept.

First time accepted submitter Sigmon writes An unauthorized wave recently broadcast on the Cortex has revealed not only the existence of a previously unknown settlement on a far away border world called Miranda but also that the entire population of settlers was inadvertently wiped out by a top-secret Alliance program. Miranda was purportedly used as a testing ground for G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate, or simply "Pax" — a chemical agent designed to calm the population and weed out aggression. It seems the test did not go as planned. Also, reporters have been dispatched to the location of a battle not far from Miranda's location where the Alliance fleet has apparently suffered significant losses. It is unknown if the two events are related at this time. When contacted for comment on these events, government officials were very tight-lipped, however one official responded with a confusing statement about "Damming a river."

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conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · 2015-04-01 08:02 · Score: 0, Flamebait

looks like amateur hour all up at this place today
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Somebody let me know... by neo-mkrey · 2015-04-01 08:10 · Score: 0, Flamebait

...when it is safe to come back to /. again...
please just stop. really. stop by Anonymous Coward · 2015-04-01 08:10 · Score: 0, Flamebait

no more. it was not funny this morning. its really not funny now.