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"Brontosaurus" Name Resurrected Thanks To New Dino Family Tree

Posted by timothy on from the usps-has-a-stopped-geologic-clock dept.

sciencehabit writes In, the U.S. Postal Service issued colorful dinosaur stamps, including one for Brontosaurus. Paleontologists and educators loudly protested that the correct scientific name for the iconic beast was Apatosaurus—a fact that even lay dino aficionados and many 8-year-olds took pride in knowing. But now, a dinosaur-sized study of the family tree of the Diplodocidae, the group that includes such monstrous beasts as Apatosaurus, Diplodocus, and Barosaurus, finds that USPS got it right: The fossils originally called Brontosaurus show enough skeletal differences from other specimens of Apatosaurus that they rightfully belong to a different genus. The study, published online this week in the journal PeerJ, brings the long-banished name back into scientific respectability as a genus coequal with Apatosaurus.

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  1. Now get Pluto designated a planet by perpenso · · Score: 4, Funny

    And if we can get Pluto designated a planet once again we'll be back to normal. :-)

    1. Re:Now get Pluto designated a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Pluto" Reinstated as a Planet Thanks To New Grammar Analysis

      In, the IAU created the "dwarf planet" category and put Pluto in it. Everyone thought this meant Pluto was no longer a planet. But now, an advanced analysis of English expressions which included "blue car" and "white cloud" came to the conclusion that a blue car is a car, and that a dwarf planet is a planet. The study, published this week, brings the long-banished planet back into scientific respectability.

    2. Re:Now get Pluto designated a planet by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      Schoolchildren are bing taught there are eight planets

      Home schooled kids are still learning about all nine. Obama's conspiracy to purge Pluto from the textbooks is not going to work. When Ted Cruz wins in 2016, both Pluto and the brontosaurus will be back. The Republicans aren't call the "dinosaur party" for nothing.

    3. Re:Now get Pluto designated a planet by cyberchondriac · · Score: 4, Funny

      or we could get Brontosaurus designated as a dwarf planet.

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  2. Re:No News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slow news my @55! Speak for yourself, bozo! So my good friend Fred Flintstone will finally be able to dump that stupid name "apatoburger" and refer to his favorite food once again by its proper rightful name.

  3. When was that again? by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    In, the U.S. Postal Service issued colorful dinosaur stamps

    That would be in 1989, according to 2 minutes of googlating. Good job, "editors"!

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    1. Re:When was that again? by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      What are you talking about? Every self-respecting nerd should know that they're still here.

      People need to stop picturing all dinosaurs as looking like some kind of leathery reptiles. I mean, we not only know now that velociraptor was feathered, but even how many secondary wing feathers it had (14). Jurassic park would have maybe not been as scary had their "raptors" looked like this. ;)

      Meanwhile, some of their descendants today look like this and attack like this.

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  4. Paging Dr. McCoy. by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    In, the U.S.

    Uh oh. Sounds... like... wemayhavea... case... of.

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    Shatner's Disease.

    Get... thismanto.. sick. Bay. Now!

  5. Jack Horner's TEDx talk by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jack Horner put on an TEDx talk a while back discussing research that asks an interesting question: where are the babies?

    Jack's research indicates many of these similar species may in fact be the same, but merely at different levels of development -- an adolescent thought to be a difference species from one fully developed.

    The crux of it is that in the early days of our rediscovering dinosaurs, these guys would find a visual few differences in the dinos and name it as a new species, turning a blind eye to many similarities that might suggest otherwise.