Microsoft and Miele Team Collaborate To Cook Up an IoT Revolution
Mark Wilson writes When people talk about the Internet of Things, there are often semi-joking references to fridges that know when you've run out of milk and ovens that know how to cook whatever you put in them. Forget the jokes; this is now a reality. We've already seen a generation of smart appliances, and Microsoft wants to be part of what happens next. At Hannover Messe today, Miele — of oven, vacuum cleaner and washing machine fame — announces it is working on a new breed of appliances based on Microsoft Azure Internet of Things (IoT) services What does this mean? Ultimately it means you'll be able to find a recipe online, have the ingredient list and preparation instructions sent to your mobile device, and your smart oven will be automatically configured with the correct settings.
Now of course if you have gas appliance, the whole idea of plug and pray takes on new meaning. Some I take great reassurance that all of my appliances that can go 'BOOM' are all manually controlled. Seriously, who wants a BSOD to become real when you try to open the front door and set off a spark. Miele, honestly, anyone but M$. Your appliances way, way, outlive the reliability of them providing a service. I don't get it, how dumb can people be, how often has M$ kicked off a service, launched into massive bouts of promises and bullshit about that service, only to cancel it, with a big ole 'fuck you' to the people sucked into signing on. Make no mistake Miele, I will not buy any Miele appliance on it with software hugely, enormously extremely, more unreliable than the hardware (yes a big ole fat 'NO' anything from M$). After all look how well it worked for Nokia, so who was Miele silly enough to hire.
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