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William Shatner Proposes $30 Billion Water Pipeline To California

Taco Cowboy writes The 84-year-old Star Trek star wants to build a water pipeline to California. All it'll cost, according to Mr. Shatner, is $30 billion, and he wants to KickStarter the funding campaign. According to Mr. Shatner, if the KickStarter campaign doesn't raise enough money then he will donate whatever that has been collected to a politician who promise to build that water pipe. Where does he wants to get the water? Seattle, "A place where there's a lot of water. There's too much water," says Mr. Shatner.

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  1. A great way to transport it... by danbert8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seattle's water is all going into the ocean. How about using the ocean to transport all that water to southern California instead of building a pipeline? All you have to do is remove a little bit of salt it picked up along the way! I'm guessing 30B bucks would build quite a few desalination plants.

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    1. Re:A great way to transport it... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Funny

      I already have it. My watch crystal is made of transparent aluminum. The stuff is pretty fucking hard; bangs, dents, and scratches on the steel case, but the crystal hasn't chipped or scratched at all.

  2. Re:Ummm, no. Just no. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Funny

    It doesn't solve the issue of them wanting to grow crops in a dessert.

    Other than the problem that few desserts are big enough, what's the problem there? I mean, a good peach cobbler has plenty of water to grow crops in, assuming it was big enough....

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  3. Re:Stop bottling it then... by gnasher719 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't believe that it takes over a gallon of water to grow a single almond. Maybe they should look at ways of improving that.

    If they don't, terrorists will start buying almonds to destroy California.

  4. Re:Qualifications by Gazzonyx · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure I'm qualified to comment on this. I'm a Professional Engineer in Water Resources in Las Vegas. But, I'm not a Hollywood actor, or famous or anything. Maybe we should just defer to our leaders, like Mr. Shatner, to determine what course of action we should take.

    I like you; you understand your place in this world. :)
    Seriously though, reasonable people that are willing to compromise never get anything done when dealing with people that aren't reasonable and won't compromise.

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  5. So, wouldn't this be... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    a KirkStarter?

    I'll be here all week.

    Because I've got nowhere to go.

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