Cosmologists Find Eleven Runaway Galaxies
An anonymous reader writes: Discovery News reports that 11 homeless galaxies have been identified by Igor Chilingarian, an astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, and Moscow State University, and his fellow astronomers. "The 11 runaway galaxies were found by chance while Chilingarian and co-investigator Ivan Zolotukhin, of the L'Institut de Recherche en Astrophysique et Planetologie and Moscow State University, were scouring publicly-available data (via the Virtual Observatory) from the Sloan Digital Sky Survey and the GALEX satellite for compact elliptical galaxies."
I guess the government needs to do something about this
Their pictures will naturally be displayed on the side of enormous milk cartons, with an 800 number to call if seen.
which are approximately 1,000 times smaller than our galaxy
Does this mean 1/1000th the size of our galaxy? "Times smaller", "times less" and their ilk are terrible phrases.
Time to call out the truant black hole...
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
was at least 50% names.
Until now I hadn't realized that there are actually people out there RIGHT THIS MINUTE who are several times more bored than I am. (Not, upon pain of death, to be confused with "several times as bored", or, God forbid, "several times less interested".
It's a shame that Del Shannon isn't with us any more, because he'd have the perfect response to this news.
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The "Runaway Galaxies" was the name of my garage band in the 70s.
You are welcome on my lawn.
The above AC and mods either don't know how multiplication works (1000 times larger is multiplying by 1000, not the same as saying 100,000% larger), or they are just using their mod points to troll people. Just like the other modded up post further up saying using the word smaller implies something must be small...
They could be bride galaxies who were about to marry the boy their parents expected them to. However at the last minute these runaway galaxies realized that there was another boy galaxy who could really make them happy, if only given the chance!
Oh, so romantic...
"Cosmologists Find..." makes a snappy headline, but TFA is right - the discoverers were astronomers. Those galaxies are far away, but probably not at _cosmological_ distances, i.e. comparable to the scale of the universe. The scale of astronomy is mostly << scale of cosmology.
Fiat Lux.
Fuck.
Now we have to give the homeless planets (mostly the dark planets) some sort of EBT so they have enough weed money left, after the rent, to go to the Littel-Wayn-eVerse..