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Ancient Megadrought Entombed Dodos In Poisonous Fecal Cocktail

sciencehabit writes: Nine hundred kilometers off the east coast of Madagascar lies the tiny island paradise of Mauritius. The waters are pristine, the beaches bright white, and the average temperature hovers between 22C and 28C (72F to 82F) year-round. But conditions there may not have always been so idyllic. A new study suggests that about 4000 years ago, a prolonged drought on the island left many of the native species, such as dodo birds and giant tortoises, dead in a soup of poisonous algae and their own feces.

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  1. Poisonous Fecal Cocktail? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not something you hear often...
    Possibly do to low repeat sales...

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    1. Re:Poisonous Fecal Cocktail? by Guy+Harris · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's not something you hear often...

      ...but you know what? ....it works.

      Especially as the name of a rock band.

    2. Re:Poisonous Fecal Cocktail? by Translation+Error · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Worst happy hour ever."

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  2. In other words by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were up shit creek without a paddle

    1. Re:In other words by hedleyroos · · Score: 3, Funny

      The dodo was in doodoo.

  3. Reminds me of my place of employment by codeButcher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It all fits: From the outside, an idyllic travel brochure-worthy prospectus. On the inside, lots of soon-to-be-extinct beings poisoning their drinking water with their own shit, too dumb to move off the known path, trapping themselves.

    Now just waiting for the Dutch to help them out of their misery.

    All metaphorically speaking, of course.

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  4. "The xxxx in yyyy years" by Troed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Humans remember about thirty years back. Anything that's different today from thirty years ago we feel to be "unnatural". Most processes on earth work over much longer time scales than that - while still being completely natural.

    The holocene, our current interglacial, is ~12000 years old. During that time the climate has both been a lot warmer (the Holocene optimum) as well as a lot colder (the Little Ice Age) than now. What we don't really know is how the climate has changed regionally during these thousands of years. We have some insight (the Sahara desert was a lush savannah around 8000 years ago) and there's a lot of research into how the rise and fall of civilizations might be correlated with natural regional climate changes much more than the popular image portrayed by, for example, Jared Diamond.

    We do have written records from the last 2000 years (se the linked PDF). It's fascinating read into how heat waves, droughts, extremely cold winters and hot summers etc have affected our forefathers in a way I think we have problems grasping today. If anything, it seems the climate has been unnaturally stable over the last century - even including the famous dustbowl in the US.

    http://www.breadandbutterscien...

  5. Dodos are us! by Whiteox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've heard that Dodos were delicious. I'm for getting them unextincted and setting up a fast food chain. Gotta think of a good name though, something catchy.

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  6. California by DNAgent · · Score: 3, Funny

    AKA California in ten years.