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Free Comic Book Day Event Features Neil Gaiman, the Simpsons
An anonymous reader writes: Today comic book stores around the world celebrate "Free Comic Book Day", offering anyone who pays them a visit some free comic books. This year there's 50 different titles to choose from, including a reprint of Neil Gaiman's "Lady Justice" (not seen in print in nearly 25 years) and a new Fight Club story by Chuck Palahniuk. The Marvel and D.C. universes are represented, as well as Dr. Who, The Simpsons, Jim Henson's Labyrinth, and even something called Steampunk Goldilocks. Saturday many bookstores will also be recognizing "Independent Bookstores Day" with special events, though ironically, some fans may be tempted to visit Amazon.com instead to download some free Kindle editions of last year's free comic books.
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They had their days but now every episode is worse than the next and they whored out with Family Guy. Put the beloved show down already please.
This guy has a legion of cult followers but his books are terrible and boring.
Not news. Not even for nerds is this news.
Stuff about books and a TV show that should have killed itself years ago.
How many fucking buzzword links can you cram into just one story, keep it up Dicedot you faggots.
Just nigger this time. Niggers
as well as Dr. Who
Nuh uh. Doctor, not Dr.
And that's not quite just pedantic nerdrage talking. Dr. Who is similar-but-different character from a separate fictional universe.
So there.
Interesting nerdfact: they were planning to refer to the Dr. Who films in the 50th anniversery episode as having been inspired by the real Doctor, but they couldn't afford the rights to use the posters.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
I was sitting in my office working on a proposal for a client when I heard a strange noise.
I cracked the door open and peered out. Lisa was sitting at a small desk I had setup in the Dining room,
her back toward me. The noise I had heard came from whatever video she was watching on the
screen.
I couldn’t see what she was watching, but I could see her left hand in her lap, her arm moving up and
down . I quietly stepped back into my office. All of the computers in my home were networked together.
Setting back down at my desk I clicked a few icons. What appeared on my monitor is what was on
Lisa’s screen.
It was a video of a young woman draped across the knees of an older man receiving an
open hand, bare bottom spanking. Clicking another icon, I activated the camera mounted above Lisa’s
screen.
I could see Lisa in a smaller window to the bottom right of my screen. Her skirt was raised up,
and her hand was in her panties, rubbing vigorously. I could hear Lisa’s heavy breathing. Then
she muttered, “ Yeah, take it you smart mouth little bitch. You deserve itYou want it, You
know you do.”
Fascinated, I watched Lisa rub her little pussy, muttering obscene things as the video
played on. I clicked a couple of keys which started recording what was displayed on my screen. Both
the spanking video and the camera view insert of Lisa masturbating and the audio of what she
was saying.
This went on for over an half hour. Lisa watched clip after clip of spanking videos, the whole time
masturbating and muttering obscenities. I watched as she brought herself to climax, again and again.
My God, I thought, hasn’t she had enough? Her poor little cunt must be red and rubbed raw by now.
I, of course had taken my own hard cock out and had been rubbing myself. After cuming twice, I
thought “This had gone on long enough”.
I called out “It’s getting late Lisa, your Mom will start to wonder where you are”.
“OK!” she responded. I watched her on my screen as she pulled her hand out of her panties and
straightened her dress. She killed the video and all of the windows she had opened on the computer
and turned it off.
She came into my office, her face slightly flushed.
“May I come back tomorrow? I still have some research to do for my paper”
She smiled that sweet shy smile that could melt stone and looked at me hopefully.
“Sure, no problem. Just be sure your Mom knows where you’re at”.
The next day she was back. I sat in my office watching and recording her. Again she was watching
spanking videos, her hand frantically rubbing her pussy and muttering obscenities.
“Ohh yeah, smack that bitch!...Look at that red ass....You love it, don’t ya cunt. Yeah, you know you do.”
This time Lisa wasn’t wearing any panties. The sight of her little pre-teen pussy, her fingers
rubbing up and down her slit, back and forth against her clit.
I couldn’t take it anymore. I pulled my cock out of my pants and began stroking
as hard and fast as Lisa rubbed her pussy. Again I allowed this to go on for some time,
recording the entire show. After my cock was rubbed sore and I couldn’t cum again if someone held a
gun to my nuts, I called out.
“Lisa, .Sorry dear, but I have to go out soon so you’ll have to wrap it up out there.”
Again I watched the monitor as she killed the video and started closing down the computer.
“Ok Sir. I’m leaving now. Thanks again for letting me use your computer.”
I left a few minutes later to get some dinner. I had some serious thinking to do.
If I let this continue I could get into serious trouble. Jail time, probably.
By the time I had finished eating , I had reached a decision.
The next day, I woke up to a clear, warm beautiful late spring day. After
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This whole thing is stupid. Women gravitate less toward a certain field, more toward others. Men gravitate less toward daycare and more toward bashing shit with a hammer. Investing a tremendous amount of energy gets one or two anecdotes of "wow! This gave me the confidence to stop being shy and get into the field I really wanted to be in, but thought nobody would accept me for, and it's fantastic!" Guess what? Those success stories won't start just rolling in when you "get it right"; they're all a bunch of losers. Especially Neil Gaiman
Let me share a story about niggers at my old work. Many years ago, I slaved away for a major car plant as a IT Specialist. Fortunately, I worked in an air condition office, but would have to occasionally go out on the floor and inspect lumber and production lines for quality. Niggers working there were the nastiest creatures I've ever seen. Filthy beasts. Illiterate. My brother also worked there and told me he made the mistake of visiting the restroom where niggers congregated on their lunch breaks. He went in to wash his hands, and there sat a nigger on the toilet relieving himself while eating a hot dog---unreal. Nigger taking a shit and eating at the same time... Vile, filthy animals.
This is really a boring story about a bunch of overrated pop authors. Thanks for trying Dicedot
Why they call it all "Kindle" files when I found it is a normal PDF? Or are there some other "Kindle" file formats which I may not be able to read on normal Free Linux?
Worst slashdot story *ever*. Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Sucks
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There's a downloadable sample at the link.
I'm not sure if downloading and viewing it was a good thing or a bad thing.
Well, not quite as bad as I imagined. At least it has a buxom teenager girl and a tank (steam-powered apparently) and guns (well, one gun but with a steadi-mount) .. and porridge.
And it was free, there's always that.
Or are there some other "Kindle" file formats which I may not be able to read on normal Free Linux?
Yes. A lot of Kindle editions sold by Amazon use Kindle-specific digital restrictions management.
In almost every thread now, there are racial slurs.