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SurveyMonkey's CEO Dies While Vacationing With Wife Sheryl Sandberg

McGruber writes: Dave Goldberg, the chief executive of SurveyMonkey and spouse of Facebook COO Sheryl K. Sandberg, died on Friday night. He was 47. 'We are heartbroken by this news,' Facebook said in a statement. Mark Zuckerberg, a friend of the family, said that Mr. Goldberg died while on vacation abroad with Ms. Sandberg. Goldberg built Surveymonkey into a provider of web surveys on almost every topic imaginable, with 500 employees and 25 million surveys created. News reports said it was valued at nearly $2 billion when it raised a round of funding last year.

176 comments

  1. FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    FACEBOOK STILL SUCKS BUT RIP

    1. Re:FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      ho hum. fat, out of shape, marketing sleazeball dies. too bad zuckerberg didn't die with him.

    2. Re: FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I was thinking too

  2. Old Slashdot chuggin' along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was reported all over yesterday. I'm tired of the headline already (yes it's unfortunate tragedy). But Slashdot has to rehash this day old piece of news doesn't it? I'm really tired of this story

    1. Re:Old Slashdot chuggin' along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm more confused by the summary that reads more like an advert than anything resembling mourning.

    2. Re:Old Slashdot chuggin' along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first Slashobituary

  3. Ms or Mrs? by JamesA · · Score: 1

    > and spouse of Facebook COO Sheryl K. Sandberg
    > vacation abroad with Ms. Sandberg

    1. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1, Informative

      Mrs or Ms is a personal choice for the woman, and should be respected - so if she is being referred to as Ms its usually because that is how she has requested to be known, or because a publication wants to play it safe when not knowing.

    2. Re:Ms or Mrs? by worf_mo · · Score: 2

      TFS could have gotten her name right in the title, though.

    3. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you do not change your last name after getting married, it is common to keep Ms., instead of using Mrs. Both are correct:

      Mrs - married
      Miss - not married
      Ms - married or not married

    4. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/mrs-maidenname-vs-ms-maidenname/

    5. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ^^^ is the correct answer.

    6. Re:Ms or Mrs? by McGruber · · Score: 2

      TFS could have gotten her name right in the title, though.

      I don't know how I screwed that up but I did -- "Susan" was the name I put in the title of my submission.

    7. Re:Ms or Mrs? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Why not calling everyone Mr ? Since it no longer means anything or drop the title for everyone.

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    8. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her choice, respect it.

    9. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither Ms or Mrs. is acceptable.

      Because, by the way, he is on record as saying "don't ever call me Mr., and don't call my wife Mrs."

    10. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Since it no longer means anything

      [citation needed]

    11. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      I don't know how I screwed that up but I did

      I can shed light on this mystery! You're a stupid douchebag who cannot be bothered to proofread a small paragraph, not when doing so would take very little effort and time, no not even when submitting it to an audience that could be well into the millions. This is due to the previously mentioned stupidity and douchebaggery. You were given a very simple task that many children could accomplish, yet you failed.

      Mystery solved! I hope you found that to be enlightening. By the way, I proofread these few sentences. It really wasn't difficult. Some people can actually perform easy tasks correctly!

    12. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Your AIDS medication is messing with your brain. It happens. Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time.

    13. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starfleet is that way -------->

    14. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's 9:51 PM EST, over six hours (and five additional stories) later, and "Wife Susan Sandberg" is still in the headline.

      Now someone's just being stubborn.

    15. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever a troll randomly fumbles into homosexual imagery, it is safe to assume that the poster is, in fact, repressing their own desires in an unhealthy manner.

    16. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. And that's my choice. Respect it.

    17. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sanberg? Goldberg?

      And people still think the media isn't run by Jews?

    18. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true rapist.

    19. Re:Ms or Mrs? by worf_mo · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, can happen. I'm sure Sigmund Freud would have an explanation for this.

    20. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's very rational for an individual to make exceptional demands of the entire world, and expect to be addressed in a specific way whether or not anyone who comes across them can't know how that individual wants to be addressed, and ignoring the standard we have developed over successive centuries.

      That makes complete sense.

    21. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Shu-Shan

    22. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should respect my choice to be addressed as Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

    23. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, by the way, he is on record as saying "don't ever call me Mr., and don't call my wife Mrs."

      I would always honor such a demand. I would refer to someone who made such a demand on me as "douche bag."

    24. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rick Perry? Is that you?

    25. Re:Ms or Mrs? by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      not only that but in the title her name is susan and in the summary her name is sheryl.

    26. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had Mister/Master to designate marital status for men until Master fell out of favor. The married term Mister became universal.

      There are practical reasons to designate gender even if marital status need not be advertised; it tends to have cultural or social relevance just often enough to be important.

      If one title became universal for women, it would save a headache. I have seen women offended when given the wrong title.

    27. Re: Ms or Mrs? by bledri · · Score: 1

      Sanberg? Goldberg?

      And people still think the media isn't run by Jews?

      No, but the Internet is still populated by angry trolls that blame others for their miserable lives.

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    28. Re:Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u r a fagget

    29. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And slashdot thinks it's the feminists who manufacture things to start a fight about...

    30. Re: Ms or Mrs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you wish ;-*

  4. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    n/t

  5. we all gotta go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm just glad i've got a clear conscious

  6. Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This is barely as much news for nerds as it would be if Slashdot posted about poverty and oppression in American today. But people don't lament that part of America do they? Nope, let's all feel sorry for some rich under taxed guy who had servants while homeless starve on the streets. Silicon Valley is despicable this way.

    1. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should I care about homeless bloodsuckers?

    2. Re: Some rich guy? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And why about the rich ones?

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    3. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cuz they contribute to society (most of them, at least, including dave).

    4. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You think Surveymonkey was a contribution to society?

    5. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up.

    6. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up

    7. Re: Some rich guy? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They're a bit like religion. Yes, there are some good aspects, but in total, it's more of a hassle than the benefits warrant.

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    8. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Yeah, way more than homeless bums do. At a very minimum, Survey Monkey provides jobs. Secondly, with their product, they help other companies that provide jobs. Tell me, how do homeless contribute?

    9. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to introduce a random topic.

      An Opportunist with an axe to grind.

    10. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't but that's our fault because of the way our society works. There is not enough money for every American to live an average life with the current wealth distribution. Sadly for the top 1% to exist there has to be the bottom 1%.. You also have to take into account that many of those homeless people have serious mental issues with few options to help them. The best we can do now is put them in jail, but it's not a crime to be homeless. Saying that makes me sick and there is nothing I can do about it when I'm living week to week like so many others.

    11. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing you can say in favor of homeless people . . . they don't give their startups stupid names like SurveyMonkey.

    12. Re: Some rich guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They give people like you someone to feel superior to. Without them, you'd compare pretty poorly.

  7. isnt..... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    isnt survey monkey the ads that were all over everything back in the early 2000s that always led to malware??? or am i thinking of a different group

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    1. Re:isnt..... by Otome · · Score: 0

      "Ms." can be used for both married and unmarried women. You might be mixing it up with "Miss".

    2. Re:isnt..... by sribe · · Score: 1

      isnt survey monkey the ads that were all over everything back in the early 2000s that always led to malware??? or am i thinking of a different group

      Yes, you are thinking of a different group. SurveyMonkey is an online app for designing and administering and analyzing surveys.

    3. Re:isnt..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      "Ms." can be used for both married and unmarried women. You might be mixing it up with "Miss".

      I prefer the term "cunt".

    4. Re:isnt..... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, I have a cold.

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    5. Re:isnt..... by KingAdrock · · Score: 2

      That was Punch The Monkey.

    6. Re:isnt..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shooooooooooooooryuken!

    7. Re: isnt..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry; everyone already calls you that without your having to ask them to.

  8. Too much *bergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This story has too much *bergs on it.

    1. Re:Too much *bergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      First I owe Spielberg gratitude, now this Jew buddy of Zuckerberg...Sandberg? Fuckin jews

    2. Re: Too much *bergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I count 25 'bergs on the NYT article.

    3. Re:Too much *bergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard they they were actually in Bergen County when this happened.

  9. Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A) Sad
    B) Happy
    C) Indifferent
    D) None of the Above

    1. Re:Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My answer: C.
      How do I feel right now? B.
      How was I feeling before I read this story? B.

    2. Re:Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B. Happy

      He created a company with the word "monkey" in it, even though their business has NOTHING TO DO WITH MONKEYS.

      Our Creator struck him down for this perversion! Be warned, faux-monkey companies!

    3. Re:Survey: How Does This Make You Feel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Sorry I'm out of mod points.

  10. Predictable by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dude was fat and lead a stressful life. Under these conditions, such things happen.

    This is not a slight or an insult, it is a statement of fact about the general lifestyle of Americans like myself: Diet, exercise, and stress reduction, unless you want to go at 45, 50 or 60 (and 60 is the new 45) ...

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    1. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Plus he's living with a wife that wants to ban words.

      Can you even imagine getting into an argument with her?

      I mean, he died while on vacation. With her. That's high stress.

    2. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      60 is not the new 45. The average life span is 74 (in the US, at least).

      It's just a shame the one of the couple who actually did anything was the one to go (I mean, seriously, what does Sandberg do? As far as I can tell, nothing. She just coasts on a title at FB and writes idiotic books and tours on social causes).

    3. Re:Predictable by koan · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Neither of them do anything, they run useless overvalued companies, the only shame here is it wasn't both them, and Zuckerberg too.

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    4. Re:Predictable by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      You, of course, are a dynamo who powered through college, got a job with an amazing start-up, and is on the cutting edge of something.

      No? Did I read your resume wrong?

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      If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
    5. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's still alive.

      Or has a great start-up in the making for messaging from the dead.

    6. Re:Predictable by eulernet · · Score: 2, Informative

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.
      But I'm sure he never listened to his own body, because he was completely obsessed with his job.
      Heart attacks have clear symptoms, and if you are a "normal" person, as soon as you have an alarming symptom, you go immediately check your health with a doctor.
      He probably over-exhausted his body, working 12 to 16 hours every day, never listening to his body, and having a weak heart.
      This reminds me of Karoshi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K...

    7. Re:Predictable by koan · · Score: 1

      dynamo who powered through college, got a job with an amazing start-up, and is on the cutting edge of something.

      Reductio ad absurdum? Straw man? So my point only matters if I have met the above criteria?

      Silly kid...

      This is what you desire? To me that seems the most empty meaningless thing you could do with your life.

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      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    8. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.

      With a bossy wife like that, I think he did.

    9. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.

      completely obsessed with his job...over-exhausted his body, working 12 to 16 hours every day

      Sounds stressful to me.

    10. Re:Predictable by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

      I don't believe he led a stressful life.

      ...

      He probably over-exhausted his body, working 12 to 16 hours every day

      Um......

    11. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are old. And sad. Frowny face is sad for you too :-(

    12. Re:Predictable by metlin · · Score: 4, Informative

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      While I feel for the family, to say that he is not overweight shows just how much society's perception of being overweight has changed.

      Take a look at this picture, for instance.

      And take a look at the body fat visual chart for comparison.

      With the overhanging belly, he is easily 35-40% at least. While the majority of people today are fat (especially in the US), that is not healthy. If anything, until recently, 20-25% used to be average.

      Above 25-30% is the fat territory, and that's when you start increasing your risk for heart attacks, diabetes, and strokes. Mr. Goldberg may have had a lot of things going for him, but he is most certainly more than a little overweight.

      Assuming he's ~6 feet, I would argue that he is probably ~30-40+ lbs overweight. That is not at all healthy. I'm not arguing everyone should have abs, but there's a happy medium here. Mr. Goldberg is very clearly on the unfortunate side of the medium.

    13. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [[Heart attacks have clear symptoms]]
      Sometimes the first symptom of a heart attack is dying.

    14. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is definitely fat

    15. Re:Predictable by jittles · · Score: 1

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      While I feel for the family, to say that he is not overweight shows just how much society's perception of being overweight has changed.

      Take a look at this picture, for instance.

      And take a look at the body fat visual chart for comparison.

      With the overhanging belly, he is easily 35-40% at least. While the majority of people today are fat (especially in the US), that is not healthy. If anything, until recently, 20-25% used to be average.

      Above 25-30% is the fat territory, and that's when you start increasing your risk for heart attacks, diabetes, and strokes. Mr. Goldberg may have had a lot of things going for him, but he is most certainly more than a little overweight.

      Assuming he's ~6 feet, I would argue that he is probably ~30-40+ lbs overweight. That is not at all healthy. I'm not arguing everyone should have abs, but there's a happy medium here. Mr. Goldberg is very clearly on the unfortunate side of the medium.

      I'm 6'3. I can easily be 50 pounds overweight and not look like that guy. If he is that tall, he's got to be closer to 70-80 pounds overweight. Granted, if you look at BMI charts they think I should weigh about 20 pounds less than I do when I think I look fit and trim.

    16. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was definitely fat. He had bigger boobs than his wife.

    17. Re:Predictable by quenda · · Score: 1

      He doesn't seem overweight for me.

      That says a lot about the society we live in now.
      Goldberg was clearly obese. But that would only take a few years off his otherwise 80-year life expectancy. Unlikely to be relevant.

    18. Re:Predictable by Threni · · Score: 1

      No, if you're obese you risk a lot more than "a few" (what is that? 2? 3? 5?) years. It puts extra stress on just about every part of your body especially, crucially, your heart. 1 in 5 americans die from obesity related illnesses. People eating obviously unhealthy foods watching the news and worrying about Al Queda when there's a 9/11-sized death toll every day from what they're eating.

    19. Re:Predictable by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      While I feel for the family, to say that he is not overweight shows just how much society's perception of being overweight has changed.

      I remember teasing fat kids at school back in the 80s. In a school of 1800 kids there were about 4 fat kids, and by fat I mean not slim. These days it seems everyone is fat and you have to be morbidly obese to stand out. Even on TV where it was the domain of the slim and beautiful, it is now ok for people to be fat. You don't really notice how normalised it has become until you go away to a non-western country and time warp back to the 80's, then come back and look in shock at an entire nation of fat fucks.

  11. Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

    If it were Gates/Jobs/Ellison/Woz/McNealy/Bezos/Dell....OK. That warrants a thread here.
    But the CEO of some random online survey company?

    Oh wait....Facebook related....gotcha.

    1. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by roninmagus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not really random; SurveyMonkey is THE goto survey company online, as far as valuation.

    2. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by DamonHD · · Score: 3

      Someone like many of us, and/or with a life many of us would aspire to, of an age similar to the likely median here (indeed I am a newly-minted 47-year old tech CEO, though not in his league nor in the Valley), white collar, dies suddenly.

      It's shocking.

      And though most deaths in the news can be dismissed as "would never happen to me because $HUGE_DIFFERENCE", this is less easy to dismiss, even if it turns out ultimately to be just bad luck.

      Don't be so airily heartless: this is some genuine human interest for nerds, even if maybe no huge shakes in the big scheme of things.

      Rgds

      Damon

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    3. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was a CEO - that means he is better than you and his passing must be mourned!

    4. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Hey, it warranted a reply from you. He must be important.

    5. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      No, it gathered a clickbait post here, so it is fair bait for ridicule.
      I'd never heard of him, nor the company.

      If the CEO of my former employer, that operates in sort of the same space, but is probably quite a bit larger, were to pass away...I would not expect to read of his demise in here.
      But this particular guy is Facebook related, so Dice must genuflect properly.

      I fully commiserate with the family and company. But really?

    6. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by tgv · · Score: 1

      > as far as valuation.

      Ah, you a worthy of front page attention by being the visionless CEO of some unimportant and technologically totally uninteresting company as long as enough drool comes from the mouth of Goldman-Sachs analysts?

      At least you're honest, I suppose.

    7. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you mildly autistic? Actually curious after reading this post and looking at your homepage.

    8. Re:Some random CEO passed away? Oh noes! by metamatic · · Score: 1

      ROGER CARASSO died last year while on vacation. I think that is more worthy of a thread on Slashdot.

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  12. Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What do you call a dead Silicon Valley entrepreneur, venture capitalist and CEO?

    A good start.

    1. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you call a dead Silicon Valley entrepreneur, venture capitalist and CEO?

      A good start.

      Damn right.

  13. Smell My Vagina! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inhale that funky Zuckersnatch

  14. lol jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    'berg overload.

  15. She murdered him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    He kept trying to make more money than her. He kept eating to numb the pain. He was so fat and sad he died. It's HER fault.

  16. And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    And where is their story, /.? Where's their vacation? This is a rich 1%er who had all he ever wanted must, but no...stop news for nerds so we can all reflect on how much others have more than they could ever need, but still couldn't stand going to McDonalds and knowing his cashier's hard work is appreciated enough by the good people's of society to reward her simple basic income, not requiring them to become wage slaves to some big bloated tech company like Facebook.

    1. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      Come on man. Lighten up a little. He died, we're supposed to speak well of the dead. Save the hatred for the live assholes.

    2. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay then, please tell me all the nice things you have to say about Hitler.

    3. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Okay then, please tell me all the nice things you have to say about Hitler.

      He was a good public speaker.

    4. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND he killed himself. Too late, mind you, shoulda done it at least 5-6 years earlier . . .

    5. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      When I can't say anything nice I simply say nothing at all.

    6. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's speak well of Adolf Hitler. He's dead you know?

    7. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool.

      When I can't say anything nice, I say something unkind. It's more honest.

    8. Re:And those that will die as wage slaves? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I know, he's really a lot nicer now.

  17. Jews did SurveyMonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Jews did Facebook, too!!

  18. The first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashobituary

  19. Lean In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe He Leaned In to the knife she was holding.

    1. Re:Lean In by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      Someone called Dateline NBC.... maybe it was a reaction to a drug. Death by viagra? Drug reactions are usually what suddenly kill rich folk like e.g. (Bruce Lee, Michael Jackson, Jim Belushi) The rich can afford better doctors and more drugs.

  20. Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by AdamHaun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SurveyMonkey's CEO Dies While Vacationing With Wife Susan Sandberg

    Dave Goldberg, the chief executive of SurveyMonkey and spouse of Facebook COO Sheryl K. Sandberg, died on Friday night.

    Her name is Sheryl. It's fairly well-known. How do you screw this up when the correct name is in the first sentence of the summary?

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    1. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by McGruber · · Score: 0

      Her name is Sheryl. It's fairly well-known. How do you screw this up when the correct name is in the first sentence of the summary?

      It was screwed up because the article submitter is an idiot.

    2. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the job of a Slashdot editor is to do what ?

      Look on the bright side, at least the submission wasn't Bennett's outpourings of grief and a lengthy article on how to deal with it.

    3. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He probably died after calling her Susan.

    4. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just don't call her Shirley....

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    5. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's well known that Mr. Goldberg's wife is the COO of Facebook, and the author of a popular book on Lean manufacturing.

    6. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by roccomaglio · · Score: 1

      He confused it with the NPR lady. Not really that surprising two minor celebrities with very similar names.

    7. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her name is Betty...ha ha ha ha ha (Kung Pow)

    8. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There goes the dice/slashdot buyout offer from facebook....

    9. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Never heard of Sheryl. Susan Stanberg is too close to Susan Stamberg who is well known. which is why a lot of news sites got it wrong I guess. But a COO? Who knows the name of any COO, I don't even know the name of the COO in my company... A non-celebrity, even within facebook I suspect.

    10. Re:Come on, Slashdot, at least get her name right! by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

      She's better known for her book Lean In and the associated social movement, which encourages women to actively pursue their careers. Her name has come up on Slashdot before.

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      Visit the
  21. *shrug* by koan · · Score: 1

    Karma.

    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    1. Re:*shrug* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Karma for all the boy's penises they cut up and mutilate. (For the record im uncut non-Jew, and I thank the cosmos for that)

  22. Sheryl or Susan? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    The summary says Sheryl and the title says Susan. Susan Sandberg is an NPR reporter famous for the cranberry relish recipe and a cute story that goes with it.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Sheryl or Susan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      What difference does it make? Both their last names end in berg, call them a damn jew pair for all i care

    2. Re:Sheryl or Susan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but the NPR reporter is Susan Stamberg.

    3. Re:Sheryl or Susan? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Really? thanks for the correction.

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      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  23. Obituary or feminist propganda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Even as a high school student, Dave Goldberg was urging female classmates to speak up. As a young dot-com executive, he had one girlfriend after another, but fell hard for a driven friend named Sheryl Sandberg, pining after her for years. After they wed, Mr. Goldberg pushed her to negotiate hard for high compensation and arranged his schedule so that he could be home with their children when she was traveling for work.
    Mr. Goldberg, who died unexpectedly on Friday, was a genial, 47-year-old Silicon Valley entrepreneur who built his latest company, SurveyMonkey, from a modest enterprise to one recently valued by investors at $2 billion. But he was also perhaps the signature male feminist of his era: the first major chief executive in memory to spur his wife to become as successful in business as he was, and an essential figure in “Lean In,” Ms. Sandberg’s blockbuster guide to female achievement.
    Over the weekend, even strangers were shocked at his death, both because of his relatively young age and because they knew of him as the living, breathing, car-pooling center of a new philosophy of two-career marriage.
    “They were very much the role models for what this next generation wants to grapple with,” said Debora L. Spar, the president of Barnard College. In a 2011 commencement speech there, Ms. Sandberg told the graduates that whom they married would be their most important career decision.
    In the play “The Heidi Chronicles,” revived on Broadway this spring, a male character who is the founder of a media company says that “I don’t want to come home to an A-plus,” explaining that his ambitions require him to marry an unthreatening helpmeet. Mr. Goldberg grew up to hold the opposite view, starting with his upbringing in progressive Minneapolis circles where “there was woman power in every aspect of our lives,” Jeffrey Dachis, a childhood friend, said in an interview.
    The Goldberg parents read “The Feminine Mystique” together — in fact, Mr. Goldberg’s father introduced it to his wife, according to Ms. Sandberg’s book. In 1976, Paula Goldberg helped found a nonprofit to aid children with disabilities. Her husband, Mel, a law professor who taught at night, made the family breakfast at home.
    Later, when Dave Goldberg was in high school and his prom date, Jill Chessen, stayed silent in a politics class, he chastised her afterward. He said, “You need to speak up,” Ms. Chessen recalled in an interview. “They need to hear your voice.”
    Years later, when Karin Gilford, an early employee at Launch, Mr. Goldberg’s digital music company, became a mother, he knew exactly what to do. He kept giving her challenging assignments, she recalled, but also let her work from home one day a week. After Yahoo acquired Launch, Mr. Goldberg became known for distributing roses to all the women in the office on Valentine’s Day.
    Ms. Sandberg, who often describes herself as bossy-in-a-good-way, enchanted him when they became friendly in the mid-1990s. He “was smitten with her, even when she was engaged and married to someone else,” Ms. Chessen remembered. After Ms. Sandberg’s marriage ended, she dated other people, but Mr. Goldberg still hung around, even helping her and her then-boyfriend move, recalled Bob Roback, a friend and co-founder of Launch. When they finally married in 2004, friends remember thinking how similar the two were, and that the qualities that might have made Ms. Sandberg intimidating to some men drew Mr. Goldberg to her even more.

    Over the next decade, Mr. Goldberg and Ms. Sandberg pioneered new ways of capturing information online, had a son and then a daughter, became immensely wealthy, and hashed out their who-does-what-in-this-marriage issues. Mr. Goldberg’s commute from the Bay Area to Los Angeles became a strain, so he relocated, late

    1. Re:Obituary or feminist propganda? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I think he leaned in a bit to far and fell.

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      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    2. Re:Obituary or feminist propganda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me to.

  24. let it be a warning by kencurry · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To all: life is short, so life it to the fullest every day. RIP Mr. Sandberg.

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    sigs are for losers (except to point out that sigs are for losers)
    1. Re:let it be a warning by jinchoung · · Score: 1

      this is an absurd sentiment and always has been.

      if you live to the fullest every day, you'd have nothing left for tomorrow nevermind retirement.

    2. Re:let it be a warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is meant by "living to the fullest every day" is enjoying it
      like there is no tomorrow. Hence, not wasting it by worrying about
      a ritirement you might never reach.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpe_diem

  25. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I didn't realize /dot was a place for obituaries. Who the fuck cares? So many people die in tech everyday but these assholes get a headline?

  26. the article title makes the death sound suspicious by crispytwo · · Score: 1

    I think it is strange that someone is vacationing with their spouse now.

  27. Note to Self by Tau+Neutrino · · Score: 4, Funny

    After reading the comments here, and noting the level of caring, consideration and sympathy for a family going through very difficult circumstances, I've concluded I should never die.

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    Lemmings are silly; dinosaurs are extinct.
    1. Re:Note to Self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

      - Steven Wright

  28. Note to Self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Note to self - Never become a jew

  29. Death in tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    it's only news if they were women or jewish

  30. Asshole by vanye · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a bunch of assholes you all seem to be.

    Someone dies. A spouse, father and son, and everyone's reaction seems to be along the lines of "good riddance". Two children are going to grow up without a father and your best attempt at humanity is "ohh another 1%-er died - so what"

    Is this news - no, but it is social interest. Its a reminder to live whatever life you have to the best you can, because you never know when you'll die.

    So get out of your parent's basement and do something today that makes people proud to know you.

    richard - 48, overweight, stressed, 2%-er

    1. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Their offspring are trust fund kids who don't have to do jack shit for themselves. Why the fuck should I care. These tech magnates are libtard attention whores... but when one of them keels over it's all WOOOOO PITY PITY SAD FACES PLEASE EVERYONE. Fuck you

    2. Re: Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Of course it's news, it's about jews.

    3. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a reminder not to use the word "Monkey" in the name of your startup. That's the reason why he died . . .

    4. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A million other people died today as well. Why are we talking about this guy?

      Because sycophants love to idolize the rich.

    5. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      You're a bunch of poisonous little worms

    6. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might consider that when you die, if people are uncaring, maybe you spent you spent your time poorly on the planet.

      Remind me again of what charitable works he did with his fortune? What good he accomplished beyond wealth?

    7. Re:Asshole by tgv · · Score: 1

      Closer to 300,000, I think.

    8. Re:Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Richard,

      I'm sorry you're so poor (lol 2%er). A lot of people die every day, why should we care about this one guy? Cause of some start-up industry pedigree? Get off his dick fattie.

  31. Shalom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Filter error: You can type more than that for your comment.

  32. Investors by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    SurveyMonkey ... recently valued by investors at $2 billion.

    Valued by investors with shares of SurveyMonkey, no doubt.

    1. Re:Investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, well done! You have found out how the stock market works!

  33. Re:the article title makes the death sound suspici by Fnord666 · · Score: 2

    I think it is strange that someone is vacationing with their spouse now.

    His mistress must have had a previous engagement.

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    'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
  34. No matter who you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end ot doesn't matter who you are or how much money you have, but how much you loved.
    So beware you corporate captains of industry, in the end it's God.
    I knew Dice would appreciate the sentiment ; )

  35. A JEW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    A rat-faced, nation-wrecking JEW...

  36. who gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why this even made /. news is stupid crazy

  37. lean in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He "leaned in" to a bus.

  38. Nig- oh um I mean jews! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Kikes

  39. News for jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Stuff about dead jews

  40. What a sacrifice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must have been something really special - like a solar eclipse on the equinox or something - usually the priest=kings of the .01% usually only work the proles to death, not the mandarins.j

  41. Cause of Death by gimmeataco · · Score: 1

    I'm not asking for a full autopsy report, but I'm tired of "famous person dies from undisclosed cause." Was it natural causes or something else? I know this may not be the case here, but I hate when people celebrate a person who dies in a less than noble manner (example: celebrity role model dieing from drug overdose)

    1. Re:Cause of Death by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 2
      I've been asking this question since seeing his death announcement -- coverage in the NYTimes and elsewhere has been nothing short of propaganda for him with zero mention of the reason for his death. Honestly, SurveyMonkey needs to go away..consumers are over-surveyed already; and it is the poster child for annoying, spammy messages for surveys that require a lot of time; I don't think this guy needs a state funeral.

      So what happened? Extremely mega-rich (we're talking top percentile of the 1% here) people don't tend to just die suddenly in their mid-40s for no reason. Drugs? Murder? No one is saying anything; and I find this quite strange.

    2. Re:Cause of Death by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 2
      Taking some time to google this, many others have the same question. The internet's working theory: It was suicide.

      While this is pure speculation, it makes a lot of sense in the context of how shady the revelation of his death has been. Had it really been suicide, it completely discredits Sheryl Sandberg's "Lean In" book and much of her preaching. In addition, it shows a lot of the propaganda about him being such a nice guy and caring for the kids wasn't on point...no loving father offs himself for selfish reasons before his children are of age.

      There's also a deleted tweet that seems to indicate the couple was in DC, not in some undisclosed location "abroad," at the time of death. It makes sense to lie about this so people don't go getting records from DC about cause of death, autopsy, etc.

    3. Re:Cause of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

    4. Re:Cause of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looks like he fell while on a treadmill, and died from a head injury

      Goldberg slipped and fell while using one of the machines at a swanky Four Seasons near Puerto Vallarta. He hit his head and died from brain trauma and blood loss, local authorities told CNN.

      Simple accident.

  42. Susan Sandberg needs a man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like a fish needs a bicycle.

  43. Whenever a 1 percenter dies by sproketboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    A kitten smiles.

  44. Color me Old Fashioned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Sandberg's wife doesn't go by Mrs. Goldberg?

    1. Re:Color me Old Fashioned. by neminem · · Score: 1

      Good for her. Why should she? Maybe it made sense when women were expected to stay at home, but these days, just getting married doesn't in any way remove any part of a woman's identity any more than it does a man's, so why should one lose their last name and not the other? (When we got married, we were totally going to hyphenize, until we actually looked into how much effort it'd be, and decided to just both keep our original names, at least until/unless we ever have kids. Note: I'm male.)

  45. What killed him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this guy is so important his death is a "second page" story, what's the cause of death?

    "Unexpected" and "Suddenly" are often euphemisms obituary writers use for suicide, drug overdoses, or "sordid" circumstances. If it was a massive sudden heart attack, why not "Heart Attack". If a late-diagnosed cancer, why not "after ineffective treatment" (and then why "Vacation"?)

    Sure, overweight middle aged Jewish guys suddenly dying of heart disease is not unheard of, but the near universal glaring vagueness of the circumstances of his death in the media is a bit odd.

    The reason it's important is: 1) The Surviving Spouse has hawked a book about her perfect marriage and humble-bragged details of her private life. 2) Apparent deference to a well-connected Power Couple.

  46. Heart Attack Gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Test for shellfish toxin.

  47. Lean Out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The spouse did it.

    I'm not serious, but this whole push for people to be aggressive and have everything they could ever want isn't super healthy...