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Empty Landscape Looms, If Large Herbivores Continue to Die Out

From the BBC comes this depressing excerpt: Populations of some of the world's largest wild animals are dwindling, raising the threat of an "empty landscape", say scientists. About 60% of giant herbivores - plant-eaters - including rhinos, elephants and gorillas, are at risk of extinction, according to research. Analysis of 74 herbivore species, published in Science Advances, blamed poaching and habitat loss. A previous study of large carnivores showed similar declines. Prof William Ripple, of Oregon State University, led the research looking at herbivores weighing over 100kg, from the reindeer up to the African elephant. "This is the first time anyone has analysed all of these species as a whole," he said. "The process of declining animals is causing an empty landscape in the forest, savannah, grasslands and desert." Here's the study, published in Science Advances, on which the BBC article is based.

146 comments

  1. Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to have a nice steak, while they're still available. I hadn't heard how badly Herbivores are doing.

    Good thing whale populations are rebounding. It would suck not to be able to get a nice steak.

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    1. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A guy lecturing others on maturity when he starts off with the term "libtard". My irony meter just exploded.

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    2. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Dereck1701 · · Score: 2

      I'm sure what they are talking about is WILD animal herbivore populations, not domesticated herbivore populations. I think US populations have been decreasing slowly (probably an attempt to force prices up) but globally they're still increasing. I find it highly unlikely that there is any chance of a beef/pork/chicken die out unless purposely done or there is a global natural disaster (meteorite, supervolcano, etc).

    3. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A guy lecturing others on maturity when he starts off with the term "libtard". My irony meter just exploded.

      The "lecture" consisted of an explanation for why the term is used and under what (reasonable) conditions it will stop being used. Did you ever raise a child? You will quickly find that the genuinely immature don't have simple, solid reasons that they are able to clearly articulate.

      The way some of you get all hung-up and judge others because someone used a word you don't like is just amazing. I can't believe you would give that kind of power to random strangers you cannot control. I would compare it to happily driving down the road and then getting angry and upset for the rest of the day because you saw a house that was painted with a color you dislike. Individuals with even the slightest wisdom appreciate having their own house and see that as their best and most proper way to make a statement about which color a house should be and would never allow random strangers to have such control over them.

      I would never fail to entertain an otherwise quite rational argument just because a term like "libtard" or "sheeple" was used. That is truly infantile. It's a way to say "well *I* wouldn't use that term, and of course you know, *I* am the standard by which everything else should be judged because I never quite outgrew being self-centered and I never learned to accept that others have different values, so clearly you are not like me, so obviously you're inferior!" It's amazing that this society can recognize that this is the fault with say, racism, but being completely unprincipled, are unable to recognize that the same self-centered douchebaggery that is wrong with matters of race are equally wrong with matters of viewpoint.

      But of course we are a shallow society - "diversity" means "people who look different", not people who think differently or have different values or don't stumble over things that are stumbling blocks for you. Those people are odd and must be shunned.

    4. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps whales can now move back to the land again. All those vacant grass areas, with all predators extinct.. Or perhaps rodents will grow to fill the place. We are going to have an evolutionary race between the giant marsupial and the giant snakes from the horror movies. They will be everywhere.

    5. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by F34nor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is the exact opposite of liberalism btw but you and Turdblossum always attack other people's strengths. You will never PROVE anything related to something as complex as the climate all you can do is get close enough to make an educated guess. Is Earth warming due to non-human activities yes quite probably. We are in an ice-age right now, granted the very end of one. Every time it has started to really end a large scale fresh water even has refrozen the north pole. This has created abnormally uniform temperatures for about the last 10,000 years. Maybe the only reason wee have civilization is due to ABNORMALLY consistent conditions. If if we can't prove anything at all do you want to RISK climate change that makes it unreasonably hard for us to keep doing the things we like? You know like eating, fucking, and watching TV. As for what you think you're talking a out the LONG carbon cycle is controlled by volcanoes, erosion, shellfish and subduction. The reason fossil fuels are bad is because they are artificial volcanoes that are speeding up the total carbon in the system. C02 is a greenhouse gas. Look up a text book from the 1950s before conservatives conflated FREEDOM with fossil fuels and check. What are you defending anyway? FREEDOM! or just the interests of the most profitable system in human history.

      The REAL idea of liberalism is"That makes me uncomfortable because it might lead to me rethinking my position, TAKE IT IN AND TEST FOR TRUTH AND REALITY !" Conservatism either American or Religious is the castle keep defense of the intellect. You lake the meta cognition skill to know that the thing you hate the most you are most guilty of your self. That is epistolic cloture, that is FOX. It is also why you lake the nuts to even use an anonymous internet name instead of AC because you will never actually listen to anyone else's answer, you will just wait impatiently for your turn to blather.

      https://www.psychologytoday.co...

    6. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by F34nor · · Score: 1

      It is not about diversity of opinions, opinions are like assholes, everyone has them, it is about what you can prove. You are free to have an opinion and to argue for it but when it is bat shit crazy or based on FUD and propaganda adults can listen long enough to know you have no idea what you are talking about and then ignore you.

    7. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by AqD · · Score: 2

      We could save them all by farming rhinos, elephants and gorillas for food!

    8. Re: Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll still be able to get a juicy steak, it'll just be soilent green steak, from the over-abundant soilent population.

    9. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could save them all by farming rhinos, elephants and gorillas for food!

      It's not an original idea, but it's the best solution posted on Slashdot.

    10. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by dasunt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Though they never explain how every planet in our solar system is warming if it is humans who are causing climate change

      Credible citation needed. This claims otherwise:

      The basis of this argument is that the sun must be causing global warming and in fact, warming throughout the solar system. There are several flaws in this line of thought. Firstly, the characterisation that the whole solar system is warming is erroneous. Around 6 planets or moons out of the more than 100 bodies in the solar system have been observed to be warming. On the other hand, Uranus is cooling (Young 2001).

      Secondly, the theory that a brightening sun is causing global warming falls apart when you consider the sun has shown little to no trend since the 1950s. A variety of independent measurements of solar activity including satellite data, sunspot numbers, UV levels and solar magnetograms all paint a consistent picture. Over the last 35 years of global warming, sun and climate have been moving in opposite directions.

    11. Re: Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Force prices up? You need to understand what free markets are. Anyhow, if cow populations in the US is declining it is because of droughts and farmers not able to afford feed and water for the tasty beasts.

    12. Re: Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by youngone · · Score: 2

      I'm a little unsure why you would assume there is anything like a free market in producing food in the US. http://www.newrepublic.com/art... http://www.economist.com/news/...

    13. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. 100 bodies in the solar system have an atmosphere to maintain their temperature? Even Mercury can't claim that.

      But you know what can? Venus. And that's all the evidence you apparently need for non-human GW, considering that the planetary counter would seem to be just Uranus, which contains little to no CO2 and appears to be cooling in line with such.

      Hey, isn't that something? Other planets can have varying temperature ranges without even having any CO2! I wonder what causes that, hmmm...

    14. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      > A variety of independent measurements of solar activity including satellite data, sunspot numbers, UV levels and solar magnetograms all paint a consistent picture.

      This is a much more informed discussion than I can muster:
      https://www.skepticalscience.c...

      To say it's "man made" is a bit of a misnomer. Releasing the energy that the planet has stored for millenia alongside the emissions our industry has produced, have likely started to bring about an irregular cyclical condition. The Earth approached this state after a Yellowstone-super-eruption or ELE asteroid arrived, but it's not all that unusual over the span of Earth's existence. Is it the Sun? Indirectly. There's no good science to support solar output (recent, since the dawn of man) is the direct cause.

      The real bad news would be if an escalating event occurs concurrently with the peak of the warming.

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    15. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by darenw · · Score: 1

      Yay! I'm changing career to become a whale rancher!

    16. Re: Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by darenw · · Score: 1

      (mental note: in the future, try to be an unsoilent as possible.)

    17. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, Uranus is cooling (Young 2001).

      Is that why I pooped ice cubes yesterday?

    18. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muuwwoosshh! (That's the blowhole sound of a whale gone all cow.)

    19. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Why are Americans so obsessed with beef?

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    20. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Probably because we have lots of open land which is required for beef production. I might also throw in the classic image of the cowboy. It isn't just the Americans, but also the Brazilians, and Argentinians who also seem to have a love of beef but they know how to make it into a social event. One of the funnest thing I have done was Brazilian BBQ with one of my friends and their family from Brazil when I was down there last year for vacation with my family.

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    21. Re: Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. The key word there is 'ignore'. That's different than getting trolled into posting a response.

    22. Re:Herbivores dying out? Not cows I hope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because every night i come home and open the fridge looking for dinner and pork and chicken just aren't as tasty, and fish is just not as filling. There's some green things in there but I'm not sure what they are so I don't touch them, also they don't taste like beef. If I can't get beef I have to settle for something made of corn syrup.

  2. Empty landscape my arse by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It will be inevitably filled with humans... ...at least until we destroy ourselves...

    1. Re:Empty landscape my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .at least until we eat ourselves...

      Delicious fix, provident by your friendly neighborhood cannibal.

    2. Re:Empty landscape my arse by NicBenjamin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's what happened here.

      What was the largest large mammal, that existed in high population densities, in most of the landmass of the lower 48 in 1850?

      Probably the Buffalo. There were others of course -- we had a presence everywhere, and high population density East of the Mississippi, there was a scattering of bears and other large carnivores, there are some pretty big herbivores as well -- but the one you'd have to mention is the Buffalo. Now there's very few Buffalo, and very very very many Home Sapiens.

      Same with most of the other large mammals. In Ohio or Michigan it's very unusual to see anything larger then a white-tail deer (lighter then us, averaging 100 lb.). Yeah you can find animals like Black Bears, or Moose, or Elk; but you really have to go looking for the damn things. Even in more rural/wild areas if you're just going down the highway the largest mammal you're likely to see is a fat guy whose having car trouble. The Ecosystem only has room for so many large mammals, and we crowd them out.

      Now what's the one region of the world where large herds of wild mammals (who are bigger then us) roam free? Africa, particularly Central and Southern Africa. What's the continent with both very low population density (Congo, for example, has a population comparable to Germany and land area comparable to Western Europe, it's northern neighbor has a population comparable to a third of the Paris Metro area and more land then all of France), and extreme population growth? Africa.

      So it's quite predictable that the Rhinos, Elephants, and Lions are under pressure. The people who live in Africa need the land for agriculture, and there's no cheap way to solve the problem of feeding said African people except destroying the ecosystem that supports those animals.

    3. Re:Empty landscape my arse by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      if you're just going down the highway the largest mammal you're likely to see is a fat guy whose having car trouble

      And you didn't stop to help me, insensitive skinny clod!

    4. Re:Empty landscape my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who live in Africa need the land for agriculture, and there's no cheap way to solve the problem of feeding said African people except destroying the ecosystem that supports those animals.

      But it's always "rich" white guys who feel they themselves (and other rich whites) should have less children.

    5. Re:Empty landscape my arse by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      In Ohio or Michigan it's very unusual to see anything larger then a white-tail deer (lighter then us, averaging 100 lb.).
      Especially in Michigan and Ohio...

  3. Similar to choosing an OS by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Whenever I hear prophecies of doom like this from any outlet I wait about 5-7 years before I even think about adopting it as something to look into with any seriousness, by then if there is still a hue and cry about the same thing there's the possibility it isn't total BS.

    1. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words, you like to kick the can down the road

    2. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      thats not always a bad approach. in fact doing nothing in many cases is a better answer than doing something simply for the sake of doing something

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    3. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      :START
      do {
          if(iJustHeardIt) lastHeard = now;
          sleep();
      } while(lastHeard(now-5years));

      if(problemStillExists) {
          sleep();
          grouseOnSlashdot();
          goto(START);
      }

    4. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does this mean you're going to look up data from 5-7 years ago or do nothing?
      It's convenient for the lazy and ignorant to stick to ill-fitting metaphor as they see fit, but you can't just "switch" to a suddenly recovered ecosystem from extinction or the brink of.

    5. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      If you're too stupid to spot a joke, maybe you should, as you so kindly put it, fuck off.

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    6. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      The joke may be old, but you shouldn't underestimate me.

    7. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Population Bomb
      Ozone Hole
      Peak Oil

      Ring any bells ?

      See all the people In NYC wearing gas masks when they go out ?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    8. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All long term issues. Give it 1-2 centuries.

    9. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke may be old, but you shouldn't underestimate me.

      We won't, just as soon as you demonstrate you understand what you're talking about. Until then, if something you read on the internet hurts your feelings, it's because you don't belong here. Maybe a chaperone can take you to an ice cream parlor and buy you a sundae. Won't that be nice?

    10. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, the code was complete and utter shit, and you know it. Sure, it's a joke, but rather than being funny, it mostly just makes you look like a fool.
      I mean, you used an if-goto to close a simple loop? Really? You suck.

    11. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by 0123456 · · Score: 0

      All long term issues. Give it 1-2 centuries.

      That's what the left usually say, when their short-term predictions turn out to be garbage. If we're still on this planet in 1-2 centuries, we'll have far more important things to worry about.

    12. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      If people kept their fingers in their ears ignoring the problem instead of creating a highly successful regulatory scheme for CFCs, the ozone hole would still be growing. And if it weren't for aggressive anti-pollution measures, you would need gas masks as much as people in Beijing wish they had them.

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    13. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by hey! · · Score: 1

      Wow. Sunday, and we already have a winner for the week's most non-sensical analogy.

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    14. Re: Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone got an A+ on their Programming 101 class - congrats!

    15. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If we're still on this planet in 1-2 centuries"

      And in which category does this prediction fall into? Let me guess: Space Nutter, we'll be living in other solar systems? LOL

      Oh yeah, you are a Space Nutter, I just checked!

    16. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      All long term issues. Give it 1-2 centuries.

      That's what the left usually say, when their short-term predictions turn out to be garbage. If we're still on this planet in 1-2 centuries, we'll have far more important things to worry about.

      Yeah, like no herbivores, peaked oil, overpopulation and all the other things that *scientists* have been warning us about for years.

      Our generations will be known as the dithers that were too selfish to do anything whilst there was still a chance.

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    17. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Correction: ditherers

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    18. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Seems to involve alot of sleeping.

      Good call (hey I couldn't resist!), sums up peoples apathy nicely.

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    19. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      This one you really don't have to wait.

      Africa's population is projected to double by 2050. that means they'll need either a) lots of great agricultural technology to double their yield per acre, or b) double the acres. If they're also improving their diets, they'll need meat, which means increasing the proportion of acres devoted to cattle, and cattle take up a lot more acres per calorie then wheat does. Every acre devoted to crops cannot be used by elephants/rhinoceri/etc. and has to be protected from elephants/rhinoceri/etc; so hunting those elephants/etc. to local extinction becomes very smart policy...

      And the elephants/rhinoceri/etc. are most of the large herbivores this study is talking about.

      BTW, I personally am somewhat skeptical of the doubling (recent trends have world-wide have been towards much smaller family sizes, and if Africa can get it's act together on pension systems and health care it's likely that families of six will become rare there, too), but it's not gonna shrink, and they will need lots land for cattle.

    20. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by 0123456 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like no herbivores, peaked oil, overpopulation and all the other things that *scientists* have been warning us about for years.

      Yes, exactly. I remember when I was a kid, *scientists* were warning us that we were entering a new ice age and oil was going to run out by the year 2000, and we must DO SOMETHING while there was STILL A CHANCE!

      The left have been playing Chicken Little for decades, and no-one in their right mind takes them seriously any more.

    21. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Crashmarik · · Score: 0

      The Ozone hole grows in the winter, shrinks in the summer. It's a consequence of lack of circulation in the upper atmosphere during the winter. It was there before we ever used a CFC and likely will be there long after we are a but a memory.

    22. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Kiuas · · Score: 1

      Population Bomb

      The population of the world is still rising, and by any estimates will keep rising until at least 10 billion inhabitants, and the limited resources we have are not growing at an equal pace, so this is still an issue.

      Ozone hole

      Ozone depletion is a genuine threat, and the ozone hole is one of the few examples of environmental dangers that was actually tackled by agreeing globally to ban the use of CFS andf other ozone depleting gases. If it wasn't for these actions, we'd be facing a lot more issues with regards to added UV radiation.

      Peak Oil

      Unless you've found a endless source of oil, this too is still an issue. It makes no sense to ignore the fact that oil and other fossil fuels will inevitably run put when designing the long term fuel and energy policies around the world. Throwing one's arms up and going "Ha, see, this limited resource is not running out quite as quickly as we thought, no reason to worry about it then" is idiotic. Oil is a finite resource, and one we rely on heavily across a multitude of fields, so its scarcity is definitely something we need to plan ahead for.

      So I don't get it, you listed 3 ongoing problems 1 of which has sort of been solved by adopting smarter policies in manufacturing and you expect this to prove that we shouldn't listen to science? What the fuck man?

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    23. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by MrKaos · · Score: 2

      Yes, exactly. I remember when I was a kid,

      You are still the same generation you were born into.

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    24. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      The population of the world is still rising, and by any estimates will keep rising until at least 10 billion inhabitants, and the limited resources we have are not growing at an equal pace, so this is still an issue.

      My first thought is Malthus is into his third century of being wrong, but still people think it makes them look intelligent to wring their hands and repeat what he said.
      I'll be more charitable. Population is only a problem when the expected economic value of a person becomes negative. There is absolutely nothing on the horizon that might cause that except possibly self inflicted stupidity.

      If you want to look at self inflicted stupidity that could cause population to be a problem, look at California's drought. A problem created by people who stopped the projects needed to provide for increased population.

      Ozone depletion is a genuine threat, and the ozone hole is one of the few examples of environmental dangers that was actually tackled by agreeing globally to ban the use of CFS andf other ozone depleting gases. If it wasn't for these actions, we'd be facing a lot more issues with regards to added UV radiation.

      As someone else commented the "Ozone Hole was there before we were using CFCs" We have cut our use down to nearly nothing and it is still there.
      Someone who was objective, would have to come to the conclusion that it is a natural phenomena independent of CFC use.

      Unless you've found a endless source of oil,

      ME ? No not at all. I am pretty good at basic chemistry but certainly not able to take that task

      These people
      http://phys.org/news178203219....

      Well why yes.

    25. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Kiuas · · Score: 1

      My first thought is Malthus is into his third century of being wrong, but still people think it makes them look intelligent to wring their hands and repeat what he said.

      Where did I say anything about Malthus? Malthus argued we'd run out of food, and that's proved to be wrong consistently for the majority of humans. I never said or argued that reaching 10 billion people will cause large amounts of people to die, but there's no doubt it'll cause issues. Increased need for energy and the rising standard of living across the globe present new challenges environmentally and economically.

      To equivocate any such argument to Malthus and just waive it off is dishonest. It's not just about food or water - although both have their challenges in certain parts of the world - it's about trying to provide a decent standard of living for 10 billion people when we cannot even properly do it for 7. I'm not saying it's impossible, not by a long shot, but it's definitely a challenge.

      As someone else commented the "Ozone Hole was there before we were using CFCs" We have cut our use down to nearly nothing and it is still there.
      Someone who was objective, would have to come to the conclusion that it is a natural phenomena independent of CFC use.

      This is just wrong. Certainly there are natural causes contributing to ozone depletion as well, but we know for a fact these chemicals increase the depletion. This is something that can and has been prioved in a lab, which is what lead to the ban to begin with. The reason it's still there is because it takes time for the chemicals we managed to pump into the atmosphere to clear out. But the depletion itself has largely stopped, and the situation is estimated to improve over time. Quoting the appropriate section of wiki:

      "A 2005 IPCC review of ozone observations and model calculations concluded that the global amount of ozone has now approximately stabilized. Although considerable variability is expected from year to year, including in polar regions where depletion is largest, the ozone layer is expected to begin to recover in coming decades due to declining ozone-depleting substance concentrations, assuming full compliance with the Montreal Protocol.

      A 2005 IPCC review of ozone observations and model calculations concluded that the global amount of ozone has now approximately stabilized. Although considerable variability is expected from year to year, including in polar regions where depletion is largest, the ozone layer is expected to begin to recover in coming decades due to declining ozone-depleting substance concentrations, assuming full compliance with the Montreal Protocol."

      Source:
      The IPCC Report

      You obviously have done little to no reading on the actual science behind ozone depletiona nd CFS if you think they have no connection.

      Well why yes.

      I'm well ware of the different processes and methods to manufacture oil from different sources, and those are certainly something to look into, but again, it doesn't negate the fact that natural deposits of fossil fuels are limited and we cannot ignore this. If anything it backs up my point: if we didn't need to worry about running out of oil, technologies such as this would not be investigated or needed.

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    26. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      Where did I say anything about Malthus?

      POPULATION BOMB :Paul R. Ehrlich
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

      Neo-Malthusianism generally refers to people with the same basic concerns as Malthus, who advocate for population control programs, to ensure resources for current and future populations

      Hope this is informative for you.

      Source:
      The IPCC Report [www.ipcc.ch]

      The ipcc ? ehh

      http://www.spiegel.de/internat...

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/713...

      I like my science with less politics and less people screaming doom you must do this, that way so they can make money off of it.

      I'm well ware of the different processes and methods to manufacture oil from different sources, and those are certainly something to look into, but again, it doesn't negate the fact that natural deposits of fossil fuels are limited and we cannot ignore this. If anything it backs up my point: if we didn't need to worry about running out of oil, technologies such as this would not be investigated or needed

      So new sources of oil and oil products don't count because ?????

      Seriously you need to learn what a strawman is so you can build better ones.

    27. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Kiuas · · Score: 0

      As for the population bomb, I tried to explain to you that I do not in fact, think that the population growth will lead to any sort of mass catastrophe. This is why I do not consider myself a Malthusian or neo-Malthusian. At the same time, I think it's sensible to recognize that the increase in population will unavoidably cause massive challenges especially in the oarts of the globe where it is most rapid. You can of course already find examples of this in densely populated areas: pollution, slums, etc.. these things are bound to get worse as we have more and more people concentrated on certain areas.

      This should be obvious to anyone, and I do not think that alone makes one a Malthusian. My original point was that just because we haven't had mass starvation does not mean that the population growth is without its issues.

      I like my science with less politics and less people screaming doom you must do this, that way so they can make money off of it.

      Again, if you have data contradicting the things the report says about the ozone levels and the estimates I'll gladly look into it, but just saying "it's by the IPCC therey it must be false" is faulty logic and you know it.

      So new sources of oil and oil products don't count because ?????

      I didn't say the do not count. The original issue raised was peak oil, ie. the running out of natural deposits of oil. This is an undenianble fact for which we have to look for solutions. Artificially manufactured oil(s) are one of those possible answers, but not necessarily the best/only one.

      The point was again that the original post was implying peak oil is not a nconcern, and I'm saying it is. Again, this does not mean I think it's an insurmountable issue, but it is something we need solutions on, as your link itself proves

      Seriously you need to learn what a strawman is so you can build better ones.

      I wasn't making a straw man, you just misunderstood what I was trying to argue. I

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    28. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      Both arguments concerning resources are very simple straw men,

      1. Define resources as only what is currently proven and available.
      2. Ignore the fact that new sources are rendered economically viable both by advancing technology and changing economic realities.
      3. Once you have restricted the possible resources note the strawmen resources will be gone

      The ozone hole, is an appeal to authority. An authority that regularly makes false statements as demonstrated by my links.

      Simple question why is the ozone still there why does it still grow in the winter and shrink in the summer ? Any reasonable examination you have to conclude it was always there and it wasn't noticed until people started studying the polar upper atmosphere in a way that would detect it.

    29. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by Kiuas · · Score: 1

      I did none of the things you listed and I do not know where you got the idea I did. Of course we'll discover new sources of materials in all likeliness, but that doesn't mean it's a good strategy to simply always assume technology/new sources will solve the issue.

      Take the oil for example: yes, it's entirely possible we'll figure out a way to survive once the viable sources of oil are extracted, in fact I'd even go on to say it's likely. However one does not get to logically jump from this to "peak oil is not a concern", when the fact is we currently do not have viable solutions for it that're proven effective on a global scale. There are certainly options with which research is being made, such as artificially creating oil from other materials, different sort of biofuels etc etc.. but none of these are as of yet at the level on which they can realistically replace the current oil industry. Hopefully they will be by the time the transition has to be made, but we don't get to declare that as of yet-

      The ozone hole, is an appeal to authority. An authority that regularly makes false statements as demonstrated by my links.

      No, it's based on observable science and measurements. If you think only a scientific source which has done 0 errors is trustworthy, then you can off hand discredit all science, because there is no such source. Again, as far as I know the data about the current status of the ozone layer, ie. the total diminishing of it having halted and the ozone layer slowly recovering, are things widely supported by climatologists. If you have actual data saying otherwise, please provide it and we can continue the discussion. Saying "these dudes have made mistakes before therefore this is wrong", without providing any sort of factual refutation of the data itself does not invalidate scientific research.

      Simple question why is the ozone still there why does it still grow in the winter and shrink in the summer ?

      Because like everything else in the climate, it too varies also based on weather. This shouldn't be that hard to grasp: it's not as if the scientists are claiming all changes in the ozone layer are caused by man made activity, but that our previous activity was making the dissipation of ozone worse. Seasonal variation is to be expected, but what we need to be looking for is the averages over time. Those were falling previously and have now stabilized with the banning of the ozone depleting chemicals, and are expected to rise back to their previous levels within a couple of decades.

      Any reasonable examination you have to conclude it was always there and it wasn't noticed until people started studying the polar upper atmosphere in a way that would detect it.

      No, any reasonable examination would conclude that we must not look at complex systems such as the climate/atmosphere as being only affected by weather or man made activity but rather understand that as both of those can and do release chemicals which affect the ozone layer over time, both of those can therefore affect its condition, a conclusion in fact supported by measurements and laboratory experiments.

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    30. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Hunting of these animals brings in money and meat for these communities, so they will protect the animals from poachers. That is why the areas that allow hunting are experiencing population growth for these animals (as opposed to where it is banned and the animals are considered to be pests by the people who live there). http://www.campfirezimbabwe.or...

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    31. Re:Similar to choosing an OS by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      In the shorty term in some areas? Yup.

      Long term, for all areas?

      In the long-term there just isn't that big a market for foreign hunters(particularly since anyone who actually pays for this shit and gets outed on social media becomes a pariah in the US/Europe), and the acres per calorie is too high to accommodate double the population.

      What's gonna happen is that the local hunters will need more and more game to eat, so the animals will be under significant population pressure. Their families will need land to farm, so the animals will run low on places to live. Eventually somebody will say "these damn elephants are eating my crops" and organize elephant genocide similar to the Buffalo genocide of the late 19th. Elephants won't go extinct, and it probably won't be as bad as the extinction of the Buffalo because those communities protecting hunters exist as do zoos and national parks, but the conservationists ain't gonna be happy.

  4. humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're smart enough to kill off everything else, but we're not smart enough not to.

    1. Re:humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean "we". I'm not killing the fukkers. It must be YOU.

  5. Soylent Green by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1, Funny

    Society as we know it is over.

    Have a nice steak, and maybe hold off on the children, Soylent Geen is our future.

    Goodbye...

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    1. Re:Soylent Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'what is soy' 'what is lent'

      Soylent brown is already our past. see it isn't actually green, it's brown. god bless jesus did have the first supper.

    2. Re:Soylent Green by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Jokes about Cannibalism are funny . . . but when push comes to shove, humans don't taste good.

      If we did taste good, we would have eaten each other all up, before the Internet was invented for me to post this.

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    3. Re:Soylent Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am told humans taste like pork. It's a miracle we aren't cannibals.

    4. Re:Soylent Green by kesuki · · Score: 2

      I disagree, blood is the most delicious food ever. i've licked enough nosebleeds and bit my tongue or cheeks or have had tooth removal blood.

    5. Re:Soylent Green by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      That's funny because my blood tastes like adamantium.

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    6. Re:Soylent Green by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 2

      People do not eat people because it really pisses other people off, and, unlike large herbivores, large crowds of angry people are going to ruin your day and take away any advantage that you got from eating them in the first place

      In cultures that do eat people they have customs that allow for it only if the 'person' they re going to eat had magical powers and was a witch of some sort, thereby accepted by the general population as not being a person any more

      In the long term eating people has disadvantages like carrying forward diseases like kuru and, potentially, Creutzfeldt–Jakob

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    7. Re:Soylent Green by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      According to William Seabrook, who had more range of diet than many human meat eaters, it is pretty good and tastes like high quality veal.

                            http://www.smithsonianmag.com/...

    8. Re:Soylent Green by russotto · · Score: 2

      Only teenagers with helicopter parents taste like veal. Now you understand why there are so many of them.

  6. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If any of you diseased, truth hating creatures have stopped to consider that you are also in the "1 in 6" category of species that will become extinct.

    The sooner you useless dead enders are gone, the better.

  7. human overpopulation by ganjadude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The sad truth that no one will ever talk about is that there are way to many humans on the earth to ensure the rest of the animals are not brought to extinction. we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off) if we really want to sustain the earth

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    1. Re:human overpopulation by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      . we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off) if we really want to sustain the earth

      . . . and you are preaching to the Slashdot crowd about breeding less . . . ? Sorry, that doesn't sound very effective to me . . .

      Now, if you want to talk about killing people off, the folks here will be thrilled to serve you up unfeasible ideas about sharks with lasers, smothering with gamma ray enhanced testicles, and the like.

      The Human Species are one tough bad add mutha fucka . . . they ain't going away any time real soon . . . without an Armageddon fight.

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    2. Re:human overpopulation by Hartree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "no one will ever talk about is that there are way to many humans on the earth"

      You just proved yourself wrong. ;)

      Seriously, that gets brought up regularly. The problems start when you start considering "who" we need fewer of. People have a tendency to assume there will be fewer of the "other" people, but we'll keep the population of "good people like me".

      You can insert race, creed, political persuasion, amount of privilege as needed to fit the particular speaker.

    3. Re:human overpopulation by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Why limit your methods to the slowest one available if the problem is urgent?

    4. Re:human overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off) if we really want to sustain the earth

      . . . and you are preaching to the Slashdot crowd about breeding less . . . ? Sorry, that doesn't sound very effective to me . . .

      Now, if you want to talk about killing people off, the folks here will be thrilled to serve you up unfeasible ideas about sharks with lasers, smothering with gamma ray enhanced testicles, and the like.

      The Human Species are one tough bad add mutha fucka . . . they ain't going away any time real soon . . . without an Armageddon fight.

      Or the shadow government could release their free energy devices and antigravity propulsion UFO technology to the masses and anybody who wants to can find out what "go west, young man!" was really all about. Sadly a few elite old-money families and their corporations would lose money and power that way, so it won't happen voluntarily. I mean this isn't even new tech at all. Tesla had an over-unity device in his wireless energy transmission equipment. The US government has had similar since at least just after WWII (the classic banker's war BTW - finance both sides using money you created from nothing and profit no matter which wins).

    5. Re:human overpopulation by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      it gets brought up here regularly. but no one who can actually make the right changes is talking about it. it would be political suicide

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    6. Re:human overpopulation by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      because taking out 1/2 the population of the earth is for some reason frowned upon. RE: WW2

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    7. Re:human overpopulation by kenj123 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that when push come to shove, more people will always more care about shopping and upgrading their kitchen and driving a nicer car then they care about wild animals. You might be able to convince some people that there is tourist revenue possible from preserving nature, but I don't think it will work in the long run. real estate is just to valuable to let wild animals be wild animals.

    8. Re: human overpopulation by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      We'd need some form of extreme socialism to do that (support such an old population).

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    9. Re:human overpopulation by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. We'll keep the right half.

    10. Re:human overpopulation by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keep in mind the problem species mentioned are mostly native to Africa, and it's problematic in more ways than one. Africa is the world's poorest and least developed continent, and that leads to two problems: First, their birth rate is skill sky high, unlike nearly every first-world country where populations are now largely stable or even falling. Second, the poverty and unstable political climate means there's a lot of poaching going on. Third, when you're dirt poor, you're a little less likely to worry about "big picture" issues like species viability, and more likely to do what you can to simply survive and put food on the table.

      Essentially, we need Africa to become more economically developed as soon as possible, and when that happens, it's almost certain that they'll follow the same trends that we've seen in happen in other developed countries: stabilizing populations and more serious efforts to protect their natural resources and environment. Unfortunately, we can only encourage these countries to protect their natural assets, but there's really nothing we can do short of that. We just have to hope that the populations don't become nonviable before that happens.

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    11. Re:human overpopulation by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. All the Africans are moving to Europe right now, and Europe already exterminated most of its large indigenous herbivores.

    12. Re:human overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who will run the world in the future will be the descendants of those who ignored people like you. Does that make your rants a little pointless? The paradox is that the people who should breed more than average are those most likely to breed less, on your kinds advice. If we listen to you we will end up like the planet of the apes with all the intelligent people extinct from a massive, misguided, cultural suicide.

      The only hope for intelligent life, and the rest of nature, is for humanity to make the great leap into the cosmos and that requires more minds of a higher quality focused on the science required to make it happen. Nothing else has a hope of ending up in a win-win situation.

    13. Re:human overpopulation by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      The sad truth that no one will ever talk about is that there are way to many humans on the earth to ensure the rest of the animals are not brought to extinction. we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off) if we really want to sustain the earth

      A few points here:

      1. We are eventually going to end up with too many humans of course, but we are can manage just fine with 7 billion. The alarmist faction here is woefully misinformed--population density maps show that there is plenty of physical living space and despite the hysterical rants of organic food nutjobs--who are, whether they realize it or not, advocating a return to extremely inefficient and environmentally damaging forms of food production--the fact is food supply is not a problem at all. CO2 emissions and other forms of global pollution is trickier but the solution there ultimately has to be technological. Asking us to address this by cutting the global population down to 3.5 billion is neither realistic nor terribly effective.

      2. Breeding less appears to more or less occur organically as per-capita income increases. As hard as it is to figure out how to drag rural China and India and Africa into the family of first world nations, I still think that's going to be easier than trying to convince billions of dirt poor and often illiterate people to use condoms.

      3. Regarding animal extinction, again you have to consider the potential effects of increased development. One of the biggest threats to the rainforests is slash and burn farming--obviously, this is something that naturally goes away once a society becomes more developed. Illegal logging has emerged in some areas as another major threat, but this too mostly goes away once a country has advanced to the point of having an effective police force.

    14. Re:human overpopulation by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Essentially, we need Africa to become more economically developed as soon as possible, and when that happens, it's almost certain that they'll follow the same trends that we've seen in happen in other developed countries: stabilizing populations and more serious efforts to protect their natural resources and environment. Unfortunately, we can only encourage these countries to protect their natural assets, but there's really nothing we can do short of that.

      1. Well large land animals are an important source of tourism. Tourism is a huge source of income for many poor countries in Africa, like for example it's 12% of the GDP in Kenya. Most governments want to protect them and is willing to accept aid, it's individuals that want to poach them for personal gain. Which basically means they'll take funding, equipment, personnel, anything you're willing to give really. Granted, they'll probably not care so much about CO2 emissions or whatever. Then again, neither do Americans.
      2. The reason the poachers are being so successful is because they're well funded from abroad, they're not fighting against the poor man in the street but heavy criminals propped up by first world technology. We can do a lot to try cutting off this supply, catch the smuggling, prosecuting the buyers, tear down the organizations and so on. It's organized crime, just not in a shape we see much of in the western world.

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    15. Re:human overpopulation by MrKaos · · Score: 0

      The sad truth that no one will ever talk about is that there are way to many humans on the earth to ensure the rest of the animals are not brought to extinction. we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off) if we really want to sustain the earth

      This will occur anyway with the radionuclide releases from the Fukushima accident. That will reduce the birthrate because as more of the radio isotopes get into the food chain and water table more and more pregnancies will fail.

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    16. Re:human overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the highly advance society that we have is related to the large amount of people that we have adding to the dynamism and complexity of the whole, eventually we may find a way to substitute the humans by machines more efficient but the point is that our culture to keep growing require adding energy and primary matter
      If we solve the energy problem and find a way to exploit resources from anywhere else and we find a way to increase thinking mater in a efficient way in time we may be able to save ourselves and the rest of the creatures or we may find a way to survive in an abiotic environment
      If we do not solve that problems we will either suffer population and environmental crash and die
      or we could find a way to go back to a pastoral society after the dead of billions and die of stagnation

    17. Re:human overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop feeding the poor. It'll sort itself out pretty quickly.

    18. Re:human overpopulation by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      The Human Species are one tough bad add mutha fucka . . . they ain't going away any time real soon . . . without an Armageddon fight.

      I'm just curious, have you every been camping or in the bush for longer than a week? I think our parasites are much tougher than we are.

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    19. Re:human overpopulation by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. We'll keep the right half.

      ba dum *tish*!

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    20. Re:human overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "to serve you up unfeasible ideas about sharks with lasers" ... that's unfeasible? What if we balance the weight of the laser with a few steering fins on the sides of the head and a boat motor connected under the tail (pointing in the proper direction of course.)

    21. Re:human overpopulation by ranton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously, that gets brought up regularly. The problems start when you start considering "who" we need fewer of. People have a tendency to assume there will be fewer of the "other" people, but we'll keep the population of "good people like me".

      Let's not pretend this is the only problem with lowering the global population. Let's also not pretend that any time a problem is not easily solved we should just give up on trying to solve it.

      It will be very hard to limit population growth, but without some major breakthroughs in science we may not have any choice. Most likely the people on the short end of the stick will be the ones with the least wealth, just like everything else in life.

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    22. Re:human overpopulation by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off)

      Unfortunately, war is the more politically palatable solution among the two.

    23. Re:human overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... more serious efforts to protect their natural resources and environment ...
      Hmmm, well, since "whitey" came along and appropriated most of them already, looks like "whitey" better step up to the plate, give them back ALL of their resources (oil, minerals, gems, water) and then everything will come up roses. Right? Like that's going to ever happen.
      Shit, we ain't even going to STOP exploiting them for a second, and that's because WE don't really care for elephants as much as we care for fancy cars, smartphones and engagement rings.

    24. Re:human overpopulation by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, that gets brought up regularly. The problems start when you start considering 'who' we need fewer of. People have a tendency to assume there will be fewer of the 'other' people, but we'll keep the population of 'good people like me'."

      The solution is "simple". We just need to make the entire world prosperous, make birth control freely available, and convince major religions to stop preaching that more children is a good thing. Given all three (and in some cases even just two out of the three) population turns out to be self limiting. In one of the cases where the free market actually does seem to get things right, if having more kids is a net loss (as it is for 1st world Americans) instead of a net gain (as it is for people living in a manual labor based agricultural community) then families make the "correct" decision to have fewer children.

      The tricky part is of course how to achieve the above. And how to achieve it in a way that doesn't doom the Earth before the population can naturally correct itself. (If we could magically give the entire world the kind of lifestyle Americans, or even Europeans, enjoy now with all the same energy and natural resource requirement, the results would probably not be good.)

      Ideally between green technology and automation we can figure out how to make a good lifestyle available in a cheap and sustainable manner. And then we need to learn to let everyone share in that lifestyle instead of requiring people to find jobs that are no longer available, because in the long term the cost of letting everyone share is a lot less than the cost of the social disruption of diving the world into haves and have-nots. I'm a lot less optimistic about us figuring out that second part than i am about the first.

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  8. FUCKING CHICKENS WILL DIE OUT FOREVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just head on out to your favorite search enginez and see how many chickens are killed EVERY YEAR over 20000000 chickens are killed OMFG these things are going to be extinct in about 50 seconds if we don't do something now I mean there are only like 12 elephants left on planet Earth so how many can even be killed every year but 20000000 chickens are killed every year so the chickens will be extincted even faster why don't they put these poor birds on an endangered list ijustdontunderstandanyofit.

  9. Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This has been going on for tens of thousands of years, so while it matters, it isn't news.

    Large size makes animals evolutionarily fragile and is often a dead end.
    They say, during the K-T event, no land animal larger than a cat survived.

    1. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by chipschap · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for someone to blame this latest on global climate change, GMO crops, the evil Americans, etc., instead of realizing that species have come and gone since the earliest days of life on earth.

    2. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by itzly · · Score: 1

      So, species come and go without cause ? Like magic ?

    3. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Species come and go, the problem is that the rate they "go" has been winning by a considerable margin for the last few thousand years (and appears to be accelerating in the last few centuries). We're sitting the middle of the Holocene extinction event. Human activity is largely responsible. This isn't news.

    4. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

      This has been going on for tens of thousands of years, so while it matters, it isn't news.

      Large size makes animals evolutionarily fragile and is often a dead end. They say, during the K-T event, no land animal larger than a cat survived.

      Yes and it's no big deal either because it's not like it will take thousands of years for new species will evolve to replace the ones we kill off. The interesting thing is that while animals can sometimes wreck the ecosystem that supports them they aren't aware of the consequences of what they are doing. Humans on the other hand are fully aware of the fact that they are heading for a disaster due to heir behaviour but they still don't change their behaviour because they can't live without the short term benefits of their rapaciousness.

    5. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for someone to blame this latest on global climate change, GMO crops, the evil Americans, etc., instead of realizing that species have come and gone since the earliest days of life on earth.

      It's fun to conflate unrelated things to show your contempt for people who don't share your views. Isn't it? I mean the contempt is the important part.

      I don't believe in anthropogenic global warming, and it's unlikely to convince me until the subject stops being so political and one-sided. But it's still a bad idea to pollute the only planet we've got. That's just common sense. Thorium reactors would easily replace coal-fired power plants and they can't be used to make weapons-grade nuclear materials. There's no good reason we aren't already doing this.

      There are two related reasons why food crops are genetically engineered: 1) to produce poison, 2) to tolerate having lots of poison applied to them. If that sounds like something you would like to eat, be my guest, but I won't be joining you. What I want is mandatory labeling because the buyer always has the right to understand what they're buying, denying information to get someone to buy something they wouldn't have bought voluntarily is deceptive and IMO a form of fraud no matter their reasoning, and this way both pro-GMO and anti-GMO folks can both be happy. Oh you may want to research so-called "leaky gut syndrome" sometime and the autoimmune problems it leads to. Did you know that BT toxin kills insects by "punching" holes in their digestive tracts? If you think GMOs in their current form (rushed to market before patents expire, not properly studied except by various European nations that have banned them) are just wonderful and are about anything other than profit and control, you probably didn't know about that because you, like most people, decided to form an opinion about something you have not researched.

      Americans aren't evil as much as they're provincial and stupid (capable of thinking but finding it distasteful, not cherishing it as the birthright of a free mind that it really is). Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice. Most Americans, for example, don't know that Al-Qaeda was funded and trained by the CIA. But I assure you, lots of Middle Easterners do know this and the way we keep fucking with them like this is why they hate us, not "for our freedoms" or some other pat-yourself-on-the-back-while-feigning-innocence bullshit reason spoonfed to you by the mass media. Basically much of the rest of the world thinks average Americans know what their government does and support it and that's why they hate us. They're not super violently jealous of our awesomeness or some crap like that. They're tired of being fucked with and treaded upon. Terrorism is an abomination and should never be done by anyone, but there is such a concept as not kicking a hornet's nest and then complaining when you get stung. That's one thing you can do to protect yourself, which is much more practical than trying to police the entire rest of the world.

    6. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except humans, who will survive unchanged and untouched by evolution, which is why we must plan for the species to get off this rock, middle-age baldness, appendix, short lifespan and all.

    7. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't believe in anthropogenic global warming, "
      I don't care what you believe or don't believe. What I care about is large herbivores getting what's coming to them.
      Their fate is preordained.

    8. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Err... really? Sixty million American Bison disappeared from the Great Plains because they were big? Then why did the passenger pigeon over the same period go from the most numerous bird in the world to extinct? It's true that the largest baleen whale -- the Blue Whale, is listed as "threatened"; but the smallest baleen whale, the pygmy right whale is either extinct or very close to it.

      It's not as simple as big == headed for extinction. Sometimes bigness is a factor in extinction, sometimes it's a factor in survival.

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    9. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by chipschap · · Score: 0

      It's wonderful to see what happens when someone drinks the Kool Aid, so to speak. I mean, it's fun to show contempt for anyone who doesn't meet the definition of politically correct. The contempt is, after all, what's important.

    10. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So species come and go. We see here which ones are 'going', which ones are 'coming'? Oh, only one. THAT hasn't been happening since time immemorial, old bean.

    11. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by noodler · · Score: 1

      "I don't believe in anthropogenic global warming, "
      Believe what you want, but please explain the data.

    12. Re:Large herbivores were doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not as simple as that, but there is a correlation. Yes, many smaller species have been wiped out too. But I bet you could, if you tried, plot "average body weight of animal" against "endangered status", and show a positive correlation across all known species.

      Larger animals are more likely to be threatened than smaller ones, simply because they require more space to live in, which makes them more sensitive to changes on the periphery of their habitat.

  10. None of this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because, after all, computers got better, therefore we'll all be 3D printing our food in our Mars condos, right?

  11. Barren Landscapes. Related. Depressing. by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Copypasta from FARK. Slightly cleaned up for formatting.

    Rik01 4 hours ago
    Folks have heard me biatch about changes in my own city in the State of Florida -- and changes in the State itself. Basically the response has been (1) progress old man, (2) change the onion on your belt, (3) yelling at clouds, (4) who cares -- it's Floraduh!

    However, these changes have been going on in other states.

    I've watched politicians promise Eco-improvements with one hand and sell the voters down the river with the other. [For example] We had a massive oyster bed in the Indian River placed off limits to the public for preservation and ecological reasons for close to 20 years. That thing had huge oysters in it and the water in its cove was nearly crystal clear. The local police arrested scores of people sneaking down there to poach oysters and the shores were dotted with piles of empty shells. The cove was absolutely packed with the things, no river bottom exposed. Then, during the Housing Boom, an upscale development went it around it. Since the cove was too shallow for wealthy owners to park their boats at the planned docks behind the cove-side homes, it was dredged. No warning to anyone who wanted to get these delicious oysters. Dredges came in, ripped thousands of them out and disposed of them. The cove is now full of dark water and few oysters, making a lot of folks like myself wonder why we preserved them.

    Water use in the state has quadrupled. Florida used to be very swampy, but the water table was shallow. Now, after sucking so much out and changing the lay of the land, plus paving over every square inch they could, we're the capitol of the US when it comes to sink holes. Water shortages began to pop up years ago, where before, we never had any.

    Millions of acres of wild woods have been developed, endangering a host of native species of animals we used to have and the amount of fish in the rivers has diminished to the point that you need a license and a fishing season for Mullet -- once so plentiful that it was considered 'garbage fish' and caught mainly for bait. Within the last 40 years, the Indian River has to be closed to shellfish harvesting and fishing periodically during the summer because of massive human fecal bacteria contamination.

    The previously crystal clear air of my seaside town now shows signs of grey pollution. They stopped dump burning ages ago, along with burning huge piles of used tires. Land clearing agencies have to use these massive air blowers that surround burn pits to burn stumps and brush with, creating a hotter, less smoke making fires. However, the local traffic, even with more eco-friendly cars, has quadrupled and quadrupled again. Their lesser pollution has, by the sheer weight of volume, has surpassed that which was present in times of less pollution control, when you used to have 'smokers' rolling down the roads.

    Major advertising campaigns have convinced the public that instead of one or two cars per family, everyone except the dog needs one, plus a couple of ATVs, a boat and a couple of those fast, small watercraft good for nothing except going fast on the water and making a lot of noise. Prior to that, dirt bikes were the thing, tearing up thousands of acres of wild woods and chasing out local animals for fun. To round things out for the macho man, we have air boats, running on aircraft engines, no mufflers, tearing up the diminishing acres of wild swamps and annoying the crap out of neighbors when the owners 'test' them in their yards.

    We have fewer forest fires than when I was a kid, thanks to sophisticated fire equipment -- but then again, the acres of undeveloped woods has fallen by 3/4, so there's less to burn. Where lightening would hit decades old pine trees and forest floors thick with dry pine needles, it hits houses, paved streets, power poles and grassy lawns.

    My yard has an 'old growth' pine in it. Around 60 feet tall and nearly three feet around. It was 6 feet tall when we moved in around 1958. Across the street used to be a

    1. Re: Barren Landscapes. Related. Depressing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP, you bring me to tears.

      Long time lurker, still never got a proper account (because fuck that).

      I'm from a region a little less soiled than yours, but the approaching encroachment is mimicking your own.

      I weep for us. For generations gone by and those that shall follow, we march ignorantly towards our own destruction. Never will our children know the land in which they were born, except as fairy tales and distortions.

      2+2=5 brother. Never forget.

  12. What about small animals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, small animals existed. What about those?
    Won't they just grow in numbers to fill the space?
    More food available + less larger predators = fun times for all the little creatures.

    Large animals are overrated. Including us. They all have their time. And they all eventually die off due to unsustainable growth.

    We are, ironically enough, not smart enough to curb our own growth. In fact, China was about the only country to literally write in to law a limitation of growth and the majority of the world hates them for that. (not to mention the other things they also do, but this alone is attacked regardless of the other things they do)
    Honestly, I would go saner, and at least more reasonable, one free kid, any kid after that, you need to prove you can financially support it for the entire period it is dependant on you. Money locked away in an account operated in part by banks and government to prevent abuse.
    Break the law, all kids removed, locked up. Moron.
    Problem fucking solved.
    But "muh rights". Fuck people. Fuck everyone.
    Also, I'm willingly never having children. I'd adopt at best, but never birth unless there was a serious lack of births for some odd reason.

    1. Re:What about small animals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The small animals are being eaten by cats by the billions.

  13. Been done in North America by EthanBernard · · Score: 2

    We killed just about all of the bison in North America in the 1870's. We killed them for their skins, and the cows that replace them taste good. We are poorer for it- the great plains are boring and nobody goes there for a safari. It will be an even greater loss if the same happens in Africa, because they still have the top predators that were lost in North America tens of thousands of years ago.

    But hey, fuck it, I want a burger.

    1. Re:Been done in North America by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

      There are more deer in Michigan than there were 100 years ago.

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    2. Re:Been done in North America by EthanBernard · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised. Probably because we killed all the wolves.

    3. Re:Been done in North America by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      Cows and those fat bellied primates fed on fermented grass seeds. The last are still good for a wild hunt.

  14. Rrhinos, elephants and gorillas taste terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rhinos, elephants and gorillas taste terrible, 'nuf said. Who cares if they all die. Plus all of those species are aggressive assholes. Seriously, they don't know their place in this world. Search "unprovoked attack". They all suck and should be eliminated.

  15. The Fourth Rail by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off)

    Pretty sure the Nazis also tried forced sterilization. It did not turn out well.

    Otherwise if you wanted to see an ever stronger reaction than telling people you are going to kill a group of them off, then try to say you are now telling them who they can and cannot fuck.

    Or you could try a middle ground like China's "one child" policy, which leads to other disasters...

    Or you know, you could try not telling people how to live their lives according to some poor rationale you've developed as to why they should obey your whims, and they in turn will be somewhat less likely to kill you.

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    1. Re:The Fourth Rail by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      way to take what I said and twist it tighter than a twizler. I didnt say anything about forcing anything. people who are smart enough are already making the decision not to have kids (or only 1 and not 20) thats all I was getting at.

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    2. Re:The Fourth Rail by dryeo · · Score: 1

      WTF? All that has to be done is to make people relatively wealthy and they'll voluntarily slow down breeding. It has already happened in every developed country. The trick is to have a healthy enough society that most everyone has a share in the increasing wealth that technology has brought us and for society to adjust to a different type of growth.

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    3. Re:The Fourth Rail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could be just go Japan's route:

      Various reasons have been cited for the population decline, including:
      - The rising cost of childbirth and child-raising
      - The increasing number of women in the workforce
      - The later average age of marriage
      - The increasing number of unmarried people
      - Changes in the housing environment and in social customs

      Come to think of it, all those points could be from all the video games and porn. Hallelujah! The Internet solves ALL problems!

    4. Re:The Fourth Rail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...people who are smart enough are already making the decision not to have kids (or only 1 and not 20) thats all I was getting at.

      The problem is that people who aren't smart are having lots of kids, paving the way for a scenario like Idiocracy to be slightly more plausible.

  16. I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IOW Vegetarianism is bad for your health.

  17. Obligatory XKCD by Gavagai80 · · Score: 3, Interesting
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  18. WHO to blame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad truth that no one will ever talk about is that there are way to many humans on the earth to ensure the rest of the animals are not brought to extinction. we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off) if we really want to sustain the earth

    What is to blame for all of this excess of humans? Vaccinations!

    1. Re:WHO to blame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And antibiotics.

  19. Re:Barren Landscapes. Related. Depressing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is slashdot. We don't RTFA. So why did you write one?

  20. Who's going to implement the racist policies by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 0

    where once again, the white man is going to come in and tell the black man what to do with his land.

    Yes. Yes, I know. It will be for his own good. He's too [stupid|short-sighted|ignorant|uneducated] to live his life correctly. The wise white man has to tell him what to do.

    Even when you dress it up in left-wing causes, racism is pretty ugly.

  21. Re:Barren Landscapes. Related. Depressing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GP, I appreciated it. This guy sounds like your new city manager.

  22. Die, cow, die, die, die! by mi · · Score: 2

    Your flatulence is destroying our climate. To the dinosaurs with you, stinkers!

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  23. I think that will happen naturally by dlenmn · · Score: 1

    I think that the number of humans will naturally decline. The birth rate in the US has been below the replacement rate since the '70s (expect for a year or two right before the '08 financial crisis). The same is true in every industrialized country, and there's no sign of that changing. The economic benefit of having kids is simply much lower in modern economies.

    It'll be interesting to see what increasing automation does to population levels. I have the feeling that a lot of jobs will go poof due to automation, and that will further reduce population levels. If so, it won't be fun: there is a ~20 year lag between when the birth rate declines and when the labor force entrance rate declines...

  24. Jurassic Park by clambake · · Score: 1

    It's time to clone the Mammoth. We've waited long enough.

  25. Easy solution: privatize them by paulpach · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In 1900 there were only 20 white rhinos left; in 2010, there were 20,000.

    So what happened? we privatized them.
    In fact take any animal that can be bought: chickens, horses, cows, etc..., and none of them are in any danger of extinction.

    Why this works? Well, suppose I owned those 20 white rhinos. Simple supply and demand would make them worth a fortune. I would have a very strong incentive to try to get 21, so I would make everything I could to make them reproduce. Eventually I would have enough rhinos that I will start selling some for profit and continue reproducing them. The people that buy them would also have a strong incentive to reproduce them. As supply continues to increase, the value of an individual rhino will fall. At that point, the animal is safe from extinction, and it may become more profitable to sell them to hunters for example.

    Simple market forces would make us breed them when there are too little, and hunt them when there are two many, keeping a sustainable population.

    1. Re:Easy solution: privatize them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because the Rhino has some value to humans. Perhaps the horn or perhaps its just an interesting animal, but for whatever reason people care about Rhino's so there is demand. This cat be said of all animals though, for many the demand is 0 and soon so to will be the supply.

    2. Re:Easy solution: privatize them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We see this with tiger breeding centers. They are always under attack from wildlife groups because they are not wild. There are many people who would rather have the animals dead than in captivity, which I have never understood. It always seemed the lesser of two evils to me, and if nothing else created time and opportunities to stop them going extinct.