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Why Scientists Love 'Lord of the Rings'

HughPickens.com writes: Julie Beck writes in The Atlantic that though science and fantasy seem to be polar opposites, a Venn diagram of "scientists" and "Lord of the Rings fans" have a large overlap which could (lovingly!) be labeled "nerds." Several animal species have been named after characters from the books, including wasps, crocodiles, and even a dinosaur named after Sauron, "Given Tolkien's passion for nomenclature, his coinage, over decades, of enormous numbers of euphonious names—not to mention scientists' fondness for Tolkien—it is perhaps inevitable that Tolkien has been accorded formal taxonomic commemoration like no other author," writes Henry Gee. Other disciplines aren't left out of the fun—there's a geologically interesting region in Australia called the "Mordor Alkaline Igneous Complex," a pair of asteroids named "Tolkien" and "Bilbo," and a crater on Mercury also named "Tolkien."

"It has been documented that Middle-Earth caught the attention of students and practitioners of science from the early days of Tolkien fandom. For example, in the 1960s, the Tolkien Society members were said to mainly consist of 'students, teachers, scientists, or psychologists,'" writes Kristine Larsen, an astronomy professor at Central Connecticut State University, in her paper "SAURON, Mount Doom, and Elvish Moths: The Influence of Tolkien on Modern Science." "When you have scientists who are fans of pop culture, they're going to see the science in it," says Larson. "It's just such an intricate universe. It's so geeky. You can delve into it. There's the languages of it, the geography of it, and the lineages. It's very detail oriented, and scientists in general like things that have depth and detail." Larson has also written papers on using Tolkien as a teaching tool, and discusses with her astronomy students, for example, the likelihood that the heavenly body Borgil, which appears in the first book of the trilogy, can be identified as the star Aldebaran. "I use this as a hook to get students interested in science," says Larson. "I'm also interested in recovering all the science that Tolkien quietly wove into Middle Earth because there's science in there that the casual reader has not recognized."

179 comments

  1. "It's very detail oriented" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except for those pesky Eagles, who fix all the problems, except for that one huge Ring problem wherein no one bothers to ask for their help.

    1. Re:"It's very detail oriented" by alen · · Score: 1

      that's how a lot of geeks think

      don't get an apple tv or roku or something simple, build a home PC, connect to TV and make up complicated instructions to do something simple like watch a movie or netflix

    2. Re:"It's very detail oriented" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the Nazgul have killed the eagles if they'd attempted to fly the ring into Mount Doom?

      The whole point of the hobbits going in was to stay under the radar, precisely because Sauron was too powerful to confront directly.

    3. Re:"It's very detail oriented" by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Sigh...I love when people wave this around like they found something and have proved once and for all a beloved work of literature is stupid and pointless. The Eagles are standoffish and don't mix with the rest of Middle-Earth. Most of their interaction with society comes from stealing cattle, which doesn't exactly make them popular.

      And the old "oh-ho, why didn't they just fly into Mordor and drop the Ring into the top of Mount Doom", yeah right the Eye would have spotted them coming a mile off and they would have been met by every Fell Beast from Barad-Dur. Great job handing the Ring to the bad guy, people. The only reason the Frodo plot worked in the first place was because Sauron never saw it coming, only purity of spirit and mercy can get rid of evil, not brute force, etc. etc. Plot hole my ass.

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    4. Re:"It's very detail oriented" by lgw · · Score: 1

      And of course, Tolkien was a linguistics geek himself, and the world of Middle Earth with all it's history was in fact created as a "teaching tool", or at least a learning tool. All the migrations of the Elves to and from the West, and the interactions between the Elves who returned and the Dark Elves (who never saw the light of the Two Trees) - all of that business - was a sandbox to think about how languages evolved.

      By making his own languages, and his own history, he could think about how specific words would evolve, how they'd diverge as the populations lost contact, and then came back into contact, and so on. Plus, he liked to write poetry, and you can write some damn fine poetry if you make up the sounds of the words as you go (if you haven't heard the poems in LOTR read out loud by someone skilled, pick up a good audiobook - they are marvelous to hear).

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    5. Re:"It's very detail oriented" by fisted · · Score: 1

      Streaming movies over the internet and playing them on a computer is not a simple thing, that's only what idiots with no understanding of the details think.

      Geeks wouldn't quite be geeks if they felt like deferring all the difficult (i.e. interesting) things to some company while at the same time giving them money. Get a clue.

    6. Re:"It's very detail oriented" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why you say "Get a clue" and sound so hostile when you're clearly agreeing with the OP.

  2. Plot Hole by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    Except for those pesky Eagles, who fix all the problems, except for that one huge Ring problem wherein no one bothers to ask for their help.

    I'm a huge fan of the books, but did see a meme earlier today pointing out that great big plot hole. :)

    Short version: why didn't they just ask the Eagles to fly them to Mordor? Or over the mountains?

    1. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Today? That one's been around forever.

    2. Re:Plot Hole by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

      Today? That one's been around forever.

      Indeed, I am sure that many, many posts of many self-admittedly brilliant minds with exactly the same observation are sitting in thirty-year-old alt.sex.binaries.lotr.eagles.plothole usenet archives, each one basking brightly in the author's originality, wit, and critical thinking skills.

      Was sorry to see point hat go.

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    3. Re:Plot Hole by halivar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because hobbits tend to fall off the back of eagles during aerial combats with fellbeasts. No, flying them in on eagles is a terrible idea.

    4. Re:Plot Hole by Mitreya · · Score: 5, Informative

      Short version: why didn't they just ask the Eagles to fly them to Mordor? Or over the mountains?

      Short (prevalent) answer: Eagles would be extremely easy to spot over the skies of Mordor, and thus would be stopped before they got to Mount Doom. They were willing/able to pick up Frodo at the end because Sauron had already been defeated.

      More discussion here

    5. Re:Plot Hole by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      Short version: why didn't they just ask the Eagles to fly them to Mordor? Or over the mountains?

      Short (prevalent) answer: Eagles would be extremely easy to spot over the skies of Mordor, and thus would be stopped before they got to Mount Doom. They were willing/able to pick up Frodo at the end because Sauron had already been defeated.

      More discussion here

      Oh, yes, there are lots of possible answers we can make up to rationalize it, but at the end of the day we know we're rationalizing it. Like rationalizing Han Solo's discussion of making the Kessel Run in a number of parsecs is because he skirted closer to a black hole so technically he was crossing less space. As an author if you mean something like that you have to "hang a lantern" on it and either demonstrate your knowledge of the plot hole or have somebody share the reason it's not a hole.

      Besides, Nazgul were on horses until they were unhorsed.

    6. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an oglaf comic that explains it perfectly. Sadly, as a NSFW comic strip, I can't search for it at work.

    7. Re:Plot Hole by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      The Fell Beasts didn't need to be ridden. The Servants of Sauron were completely capable of acting on their own. It's not a rationalization. You'd have to learn a bit more to know this, but as you've already closed your mind I rather doubt you're in the mood for learning. Plus, studying Tolkien-lore is much like being good at chess...it's a useless skill that only pleases its student. Your time would be better spent learning applied skills.

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    8. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How exactly would they be stopped? Eagles fly at cloud height, well beyond the range of archers and most flying animals. The Nazgul weren't on fellbeasts either. The Eagles are also the fastest means of travel, they would outrun anyone who saw them.

      At the very least, the Eagles didn't have to fly right over to the volcano, but merely drop them off at the doorstep of Mordor.

      You're assuming they went to Mordor only because Sauron had lost. We don't know what their opinion is on anything, because no one bothered to ask them.

    9. Re:Plot Hole by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just a few more. Who's the eldest being in Middle Earth, Tom Bombadil or Treebeard? Is mithril "supple as linen", and if so why did Bilbo hurt himself when slapping Frodo's mithril coat? So Galadriel knows Sauron's thoughts that concern the elves, but didn't know of Saruman's betrayal, or never saw relevant to mention it to Gandalf? Why does Gandalf warn people against using devices "of an art deeper than we possess ourselves" when talking about the palantir and yet have no problem with with the fellowship using all sorts of magical items of arts deeper than they possess (glowing elvish swords, daggers from the barrow, the Phial of Galadriel, Galadriel's box of earth, etc)? Is "Sauron" (lit. "abominable") a name that he despises and does not permit his underlings to speak, and if so, why does he have his messenger refer to him as "Lord Sauron the Great" and a servant refer to himself as "the mouth of Sauron"? Are Thranduil's favorite gems emeralds, or white-colored gems? Did Sauron prohibit the Nazgûl to traverse west of the Anduin, and if so why did one fly over the Fellowship at Hollin? Etc.

      Tolkien was human. Humans make mistakes and oversights.

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    10. Re:Plot Hole by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      But that particular issue is safe for work: http://oglaf.com/ornithology/

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    11. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a catapult?

    12. Re:Plot Hole by Mitreya · · Score: 2

      Tolkien was human. Humans make mistakes and oversights.

      Indeed. He could also have kept Aragorn as a hobbit named Trotter instead of a human and now we would be debating a number of different inconsistencies.

      Who's the eldest being in Middle Earth, Tom Bombadil or Treebeard?

      It would seem pretty obvious that Treebeard cannot be older than Tom Bombadil (who claims to remember "the first raindrop and the first acorn"). I would hardly consider this a "most noticeable inconsistency"

    13. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, studying Tolkien-lore is much like being good at chess...it's a useless skill that only pleases its student.

      Except for the fact that chess is extremely exciting and... oh. I see your point.

    14. Re:Plot Hole by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      The Fell Beasts didn't need to be ridden. The Servants of Sauron were completely capable of acting on their own. It's not a rationalization. You'd have to learn a bit more to know this, but as you've already closed your mind I rather doubt you're in the mood for learning. Plus, studying Tolkien-lore is much like being good at chess...it's a useless skill that only pleases its student. Your time would be better spent learning applied skills.

      They were, but they didn't appear until later in the book and I don't believe there was an indication that they were known to exist by the Fellowship before they were encountered. Of course, IIRC there was some lore in the Silmarillian about the flying beasts from Angband, but I can't remember for sure offhand whether that included beasts on the small scale (as opposed to dragons).

      In any event, your post-hoc explanation may make perfect sense, but without some hard evidence that the author made a decision for that reason, it's still a post-hoc explanation for a seeming inconsistency and therefore suspect as a rationalization. (No offense being intended or implied by the term. It turns out hindsight bias is *really* hard to guard against.)

      I suppose you could argue it's a Hamlet-type plot hole (deliberately left in so that you have the rest of the production, even though everyone knows it's a plot hole).

    15. Re:Plot Hole by lgw · · Score: 2

      The better answer, from the full lore, is: union rules. The Ents and the Eagles were created to watch over flora and fauna, respectively, mostly to protect them from man. The Wizards were created to watch over man. These duties were handed down directly from the god of Tolkien's world (who's name escapes me). It simply wouldn't be right for Gandalf to ask the Eagles to do his own damn job for him.

      Rescuing Gandalf personally, that's a favor to a coworker "sure, I'll give you a ride to work - pick you up where? A tower? OK, that's convenient, thanks."

      But of course all of that is based on stuff from the Silmarillion - none of it is in the actual LOTR story, so it's no more canon than Mordor having emplaced 88s protecting Mt Doom.

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    16. Re:Plot Hole by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      But also, there's no plot hole for which no moderately credible explanation can't be concocted after the fact.

    17. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solo was blatantly lying about the parsecs and Kessel run bit. He was just shoving impressive sounding words together to try to say something impressive to the crazy locals. It's even written in the scripts as a stage direction that he was lying. Everyone else picks up on the lie except nerds, who want to take everything at face value because they have no data-sanitizing filters to catch things like humor or lies.

    18. Re:Plot Hole by dak664 · · Score: 1

      At the crucial moment Frodo could not destroy the ring! The long trek was needed to bring about the fight in which Gollum reclaims the ring and then, in his exhaustion, falls with it into the crevasse.

      Also Sauron was distracted by all the fighting and uncertainty caused by the rumors of the ring being carried around.

    19. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you don't understand the difference between being supple and hard? I'm guessing you not only aren't an engineer (I'm not) but lack even general knowledge about material properties. Hint: supple is not a synonym for soft.

      Someone else pointed out your "issue" with Treebeard and Tom Bombadil is in your head, but the same goes for Galadriel -- because she knows something she is omniscient? Wow, gotta love that train of logic.

      For the swords, etc., you lack any understanding of what you read (they aren't magical in the sense of the palantirs which is obvious to even a casual reader.

      So, in the end, you are right. Humans make mistakes and oversights. Like not understanding that which they have read.

    20. Re:Plot Hole by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      One does not simply fly into Mordor.

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    21. Re:Plot Hole by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Short answer: flying Nazgul.

      Better to slink along under cover on the ground than to fly exposed and get instantly nailed.

    22. Re:Plot Hole by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Hard evidence? Counselor, I move to bring Tolkien's letters into the courtroom. The hearing is adjourned for several days of reading. Get busy! Oh, you don't want to because you have better things to do than Tolkien-lore? Gosh, what's that called legally?

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    23. Re:Plot Hole by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      How can you miss the entire story - the whole plot line was to keep the whereabouts of the ring hidden, distract Sauron and company, and get the ring into Mt Doom. Flying eagles (which Sauron would be able to see) would just instantly attract his attention and locate the ring. Mission over.

      OK, my geek card is burning.

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    24. Re:Plot Hole by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Honesty, the nerd tendency to reject the statement "but at the end of the day we know we're rationalizing it" is sad, pathetic, hilarious, and fascinating.

      This is collective hand-wringing about the mechanics of the good guys and the bad guys, and how to make everything self consistent.

      The collective wedgie which seems required by this scenario would be completely epic.

      Please, do carry on. This shit is funny. All I can think of is Comic Book Guy saying "it clearly shows here that the fell beasts are autonomous, and capable of performing mayhem without oversight, and your lack of understanding demonstrated you clearly haven't fully read Smith's treatise on the metaphysical nature of non-Elven magic".

      Do the ladies swoon over this stuff? Because my wife won't stop laughing at me. ;-)

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    25. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solo was blatantly lying about the parsecs and Kessel run bit. He was just shoving impressive sounding words together to try to say something impressive to the crazy locals. It's even written in the scripts as a stage direction that he was lying. Everyone else picks up on the lie except nerds, who want to take everything at face value because they have no data-sanitizing filters to catch things like humor or lies.

      Are you calling Luke Skywalker a nerd?

    26. Re:Plot Hole by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Hmmm .. it isn't not not true because we can't not retroactively make it not untrue by leveraging bad grammar and sophistry to decree that it was true when it may well have not have been at the time we said it wasn't?

      You shouldn't not don't write sentences which aren't like that, unless you don't not want people to not understand you. ;-)

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    27. Re:Plot Hole by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> Are you calling Luke Skywalker a nerd?

      No, Mark Hamill is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

    28. Re:Plot Hole by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "The Nazgul weren't on fellbeasts either."

      Why do you think this? The fell beasts are explicitly mentioned between the fellowship leaving Lothlorien and the breaking. The Nazguk lost their horses before the council. There's no telling how early the Nazgul actually had access to the fell beasts.

      Note that the desire for stealth also applies to the Nazgul. They were not working openly until much later, so would reasonably have been avoiding flying.

      "You're assuming they went to Mordor only because Sauron had lost."

      They went to Mordor to fight at the Black Gate. We know this because they fought at the Black Gate.

    29. Re:Plot Hole by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who's the eldest being in Middle Earth, Tom Bombadil or Treebeard?

      Bombadil was "eldest and fatherless".

      Treebeard was merely the eldest Ent. Note that the Ents were awakened to sentience by the Elves, so Galadriel (who was among the Firstborn of the Elves) was older than Treebeard as well.

      Note that the age of any particular Elf is problematic in general - very few of the Firstborn were mentioned by name, which is not the same as "only a few of the Firstborn were still alive in Middle Earth (much less in Valinor)".

      Is "Sauron" (lit. "abominable") a name that he despises and does not permit his underlings to speak, and if so, why does he have his messenger refer to him as "Lord Sauron the Great" and a servant refer to himself as "the mouth of Sauron"?

      Because they weren't speaking English, and it's annoying to have names for characters vary within a literary work? Or possibly because the comment about "he permits his name to be neither spelt nor spoken" was an exaggeration by Gandalf (the wisest of the Maiar) when speaking of Sauron (the most powerful of the Maiar)?

      Why does Gandalf warn people against using devices "of an art deeper than we possess ourselves" when talking about the palantir and yet have no problem with with the fellowship using all sorts of magical items of arts deeper than they possess (glowing elvish swords, daggers from the barrow, the Phial of Galadriel, Galadriel's box of earth, etc)?

      Because he meant "an art deeper than *I* possess" when he said that (he was using the Royal "we"...). The work of Feanor was beyond even the Maiar, unlike sharp pointy things made by Elves and handed out by same to diverse characters....

      So Galadriel knows Sauron's thoughts that concern the elves, but didn't know of Saruman's betrayal, or never saw relevant to mention it to Gandalf?

      Saruman was NOT an elf (it's not clear what he was - perhaps a Maiar like Gandalf). So "thoughts that concern the elves" didn't apply. Note that the thoughts in question weren't "thoughts of interest to elves", but "thought about the elves".

      Oh, and the mithril shirt pretty much had to be hard enough to stop a blade, or there was no point to it. Most likely the "supple as linen" was marketing-speak for "amazingly light and flexible by the standards of a mailshirt". What, you didn't think they had marketing in Middle Earth? Marketing was one of those evils even older than Sauron that was mentioned in passing....

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    30. Re:Plot Hole by plopez · · Score: 1

      Because Sauron could've swatted them down like flies. The closer you get to Morder, Barad-dur, and Mt. Doom the more powerful he was. Like the inverse square law. Elrond says something like, "Even a powerful elf lord like Glorfindel could not burn a path to Mount Doom." Gladariel, Elrond, Gandalf, and Glorfindel together could not take on the journey. In the council at Rivendell they even say that they could not use force but had to rely on stealth.

      So, eagles flying in would be a suicidal headlong assault.

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    31. Re:Plot Hole by Rei · · Score: 2

      But Gandalf calls Treebeard "the oldest of all living things" and Celeborn calls him "Eldest".

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    32. Re:Plot Hole by Rei · · Score: 1

      Re. Treebeard, see above.

      So are we to interpret all statements of extreme facts in Tolkien to be mere exaggerations?

      Even if we go with your interpretation, if Gandalf possesses the art to make all of those things, why doesn't he?

      Really? The defection of the member of the White Council isn't of concern to the elves?

      Okay, so we now need to interpret Tolkien as not only exaggerations, but also full of marketing speech?

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    33. Re:Plot Hole by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One does not simply fly into Mordor.

      I've got a postal worker on a gyrocopter that proves you're wrong.

    34. Re:Plot Hole by ornil · · Score: 1

      Someone making authoritative comments on Slashdot, and yet not well-versed in the Tolkien lore? How could this be? :)

      Galadriel was not a Firstborn at all, she was of the royal house of the Noldor, being a daughter of Finarfin.

      Saruman was certainly a maia - how is that unclear? It says so in the Unfinished Tales.

    35. Re:Plot Hole by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the supposed plot hole is pretty much just as nerdy. The story happened how it happened. Why didn't it happen differently? Because that's not how it was written.

      If you're not satisfied with that answer -- and don't get me wrong; I think it's reasonable to want the plot fo hold up to light scrutiny -- then I don't need to be satisfied that your objection is a checkmate if I can think of a perfectly plausible rationale.

      I don't know whether or not Tolkien thought the Eagles through before and it doesn't matter because it makes sense anyway. Contrast the Kessel run where, if it *were* on purpose, it was delivered in a deliberately obtuse manner.

      One day people will read the history of World War II and say "That's stupid, they had airplanes. Why didn't they just fly over to Berlin and kill him?" You don't generally have to explain that flying deep into enemy territory on a focussed mission to a known well-defended location isn't easy.

    36. Re:Plot Hole by Moonrazor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe Bombadil isn't a "living thing". It is considered by some that he is one of the Maia (like Gandalf) from the creation of the world, but one who went native and stayed in Middle Earth instead of associating with the Ainur in the west. (Do I get Colbert brownie points for this one?)

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    37. Re:Plot Hole by EStrat · · Score: 1

      This has always been what I understood, from http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Eagles

      "As emissaries of the Valar, the Eagles may had been somehow limited in how they intervened to great events, which the Valar perhaps considered matters between the Elves and Sauron;[27] for example, they had sent the Wizards, who were prohibited to directly fight Sauron by physical or supernatural force, and the Eagles did aid the free peoples and even participated in battles. But otherwise, the Eagles would had been either afraid, unwilling, incapable, or (like the Wizards) forbidden to take any greater part."

    38. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, Tom Bombadil is not alive in the conventional sense. He's a sort of manifestation of the Earth itself.

    39. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Galadriel is not a Firstborn. She's at least 3rd generation, born in Aman unlike most elves. That's such basic knowledge.

      I don't think many Firstborn elves survived, especially in the chaos of Middle Earth. And Tom Bombadil was not alive in the conventional sense. He's like a spirit of the Earth itself. So, Treebeard actually could be the oldest living thing in Middle Earth.

      Oh, and the mithril shirt pretty much had to be hard enough to stop a blade, or there was no point to it. Most likely the "supple as linen" was marketing-speak for "amazingly light and flexible by the standards of a mail shirt".

      I don't think that was marketing. I think it was a fantasy material: Soft and light to the person wearing it, and impenetrably hard to any adversary.

    40. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally my head canon is that the moth is the sovereign of the eagles and has a one way crush on Gandalf.

      Gandalf doesn't like involving the eagles because that means dealing with the stalker-moth, and the eagles don't really care about Gandalf or the ring except in so far as they occasionally get commanded to help him out because the moth is misguidedly trying to win his affection, but often enough Gandalf is in trouble and the moth is just there so eagles end up getting called in.

    41. Re:Plot Hole by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      You missed the point because you were too busy being smart.

    42. Re:Plot Hole by steelfood · · Score: 1

      All things indicate that all of the wizards were Maiar, and hence Saruman was one as well. It would follow that Galadriel's power, which is merely over the elves would not work on the Maiar.

      For the palantir, I read that as cautioning others from fooling around with objects whose power is beyond their own understanding. Since the palantir fell into the hands of the Rohirrim recently, Gandalf would have (and did) want to study it further before determining whether it was a boon or a bane.

      The description of the mithril coat I see as similar to the experimental body armor made from non-newtonian liquids: it's normally soft and supple, until somebody applies force to it, at which point it hardens, perhaps such that the force is ultimately reflected. Except maybe mirthril is lighter, thinner and metal instead of polymer. Effectively, it's metal kevlar.

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    43. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saruman was Maiar - he was one of the Istari, all of whom, in The Silmarillion, are described as Maiar. He became corrupted as had Sauron, though to lesser degree, and evidently lost his status after Gandalf died, went off to $Valinor or wherever, and came back and stripped him of his status as the chief of the Maiar in Middle-Earth. I suspect he lost his wizardry then, as he is not known to perform magical acts after that. ....and Marketing is a deep evil, even worse than Balrogs. Balrogs were just a front brand.....

    44. Re:Plot Hole by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And the answer has been given out for years and years, yet there is always a generation who thinks they are the first to consider the idea.

    45. Re:Plot Hole by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The entire point of the books is missed if the eagles drop the ring in. Sorry, not a great ring of power, just a magic bauble of the sorts you find in D&D. It's not just a story of a great big adventure. The point is the struggle with the ring, the struggle between the factions, the struggle most of the people had with themselves, and so forth.

      Or to use a word from Pratchett: narrativium.

    46. Re:Plot Hole by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      "It seems that nobody noticed this alleged plot-hole during Tolkien's lifetime, as there is no surviving letter where Tolkien is inquired so." To quote from here: http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki...

    47. Re:Plot Hole by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      The entire point of the books is missed if the eagles drop the ring in. Sorry, not a great ring of power, just a magic bauble of the sorts you find in D&D. It's not just a story of a great big adventure. The point is the struggle with the ring, the struggle between the factions, the struggle most of the people had with themselves, and so forth.

      Or to use a word from Pratchett: narrativium.

      The Hamlet Defense! (I.e. why didn't Hamlet just kill his Uncle in Act I?)

      Very true and an entirely legitimate narrative device; it's just much more impressive when the storyteller shows awareness of the hole (and preferably has a bit of fun with it). Like if you had that last host of the Captains of the West surrounded by all the armies of Morder at the Black Gate, and then the eagles show up, and Merry turns to Gandalf and is all "Er... Why didn't we--"

    48. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that would have turned The Lord of the Rings into the Battle of Yavin.

    49. Re:Plot Hole by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      What moth?

    50. Re:Plot Hole by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Galadriel was bearer of one of the elven rings, so perhaps had a connection to Sauron despite him losing his ring. No such connection would have existed to Saruman, who never had any ring AFAIK.

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    51. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Galadriel was not firstborn
      she is of the house of Finarfin (Hair Royal Hair, what a name!)
      and is therefore Grandaughter of Finwe and Olwe (Finwe being Finarfin's father and Olwe being Earwen (her mothers) father) who were indeed firstborn

    52. Re:Plot Hole by De_Boswachter · · Score: 2

      You're right that Galadriel is not a first-born. However, the entire race of elves is also referred to as First-Born in the Tolkien universe, as they awakened in the world before mortal men did. The LOTR movies do feature a first-born elf, just for a fraction of a second—right at the beginning, when three elves hold up the rings of power, and right at the end when Gandalf and Frodo set to sea. This elf is Círdan the shipwright, of the Grey Havens. http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/C%C...

    53. Re:Plot Hole by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      Trees came before the Elves and Men. The Elves raised the Ents from among the trees. In a sense, both are right - Treebeard's lineage is from amongst trees, plants, who are the eldest living things. But Bombadil is the eldest of those who can speak and think.

    54. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They went to Mordor to fight at the Black Gate. We know this because they fought at the Black Gate

      Frodo went to Mordor in order to captured by Shelob. We know this because he was captured by Shelob.

      I go to work in order to get sucked into complicated and irrelevant meetings...

      I see a problem with this logic.

    55. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All things indicate that all of the wizards were Maiar, and hence Saruman was one as well.

      The wizards ("istari") are crippleware cherubim ("maiar") - they're maiar but they can't use most of their powers. When Gandalf comes back as Gandalf the White he is more powerful so presumably some of the limiters he'd had as Gandalf the Grey got taken off though not all. Sauron before he died was a maiar without crippleware limits, which is much more powerful and dangerous than any wizard we see, though large numbers of powerful but weaker entities (the First Alliance) were able to take him down. If he got the ring back he'd have been like that again, but what with the general fading of wonder there wasn't anything as powerful as the Last Alliance left to stop him.

      It would follow that Galadriel's power, which is merely over the elves would not work on the Maiar.

      I don't see that follows at all. Glorfindel's power clearly affected the nazgul. But Cirdan recognised Gandalf as his superior so it wouldn't be surprising if Galadriel did too.

      The description of the mithril coat I see as similar to the experimental body armor made from non-newtonian liquids: it's normally soft and supple, until somebody applies force to it, at which point it hardens, perhaps such that the force is ultimately reflected. Except maybe mirthril is lighter, thinner and metal instead of polymer. Effectively, it's metal kevlar.

      Kevlar isn't like that, it's a strong but flexible cloth plus a resin to make it hard, the combination is always hard. Otherwise I like your conception of mithril.

    56. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you miss the entire story - the whole plot line was to keep the whereabouts of the ring hidden, distract Sauron and company, and get the ring into Mt Doom. Flying eagles (which Sauron would be able to see) would just instantly attract his attention and locate the ring. Mission over.

      Not to mention the fact that the ring would be just as capable of taking over an eagle as anybody else, and it clearly didn't need physical contact to be dangerous (look at what happened to poor Deagol, or for that matter Boromir). It was essential that two humble hobbits carry the ring, and even they eventually succumbed, which is why Gollum was needed. The eagles were proud creatures, and thus would fall more quickly to the lure of the ring than a simple hobbit.

      Further, Sauron could be expected to be especially alert to the movements of Eagles near him, given whose servants they were known to be ... The master of spies and backstabbing could be expected to keep a careful eye out for other people's agents. He even spotted Gollum when Gollum was spying on Mordor!

      As you say, people who miss this have basically missed the whole story ...

    57. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a huge fan of the books, but did see a meme earlier today pointing out that great big plot hole. :)

      Short version: why didn't they just ask the Eagles to fly them to Mordor? Or over the mountains?

      Because they would be overrun by Balrogs! And each of them Eagles was much more important than a Balrog, while in open air the One Ring would be sensed by Sauron. Honestly, Tolkien is the most important author of past centuries, though it took long to catch widely (cfr, the movie date). I read the full epic five times in two languages and will again, despite all videogames it inspired.

    58. Re:Plot Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And very important compared to other authors: Tolkien is NOT based on schizophrenias but rather on objective knowledge and recreations of the world....

    59. Re:Plot Hole by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      ... Short version: why didn't they just ask the Eagles to fly them to Mordor? Or over the mountains?

      Um ... Anti-aircraft artillery? Or the magical equivelent. 8-)

  3. Hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word you are looking for is Hippies.

  4. Shakespeare by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    Actually, the most fun I've seen in parallels to LOTR is not in science, but in Shakespeare. (Tolkien was an English Prof, remember.) First, the "Crack of Doom" is a phrase which comes from the Scottish Play. Second, two of Sauron's great captains fell in ways in was prophesied MacBeth should fall: The Lord of the Nazgul was struck down by no man of woman born; and Saruman was struck down when the forest came to Isengard.

    1. Re:Shakespeare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Saruman was washed away by Neptune's great ocean.

    2. Re:Shakespeare by sexconker · · Score: 1

      the Scottish Play

      GOOD LUCK at your next performance of MACBETH!

      Fucking thespians and their superstitions.

    3. Re:Shakespeare by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      the Scottish Play

      GOOD LUCK at your next performance of MACBETH!

      Fucking thespians and their superstitions.

      I see you were once rejected by a group of thespians and happy to tempt the wrath of the big whatever from high above, regardless of context. Hurray! It's so much less smiting for the rest of us. Of course, I suppose that might presuppose a law of conservation of smiting...

      On the other hand, perhaps theater superstitions were just created by Roko's Basilisk. I mean, if you were Roko's Basilisk and you were bored...

    4. Re:Shakespeare by TWX · · Score: 2

      GOOD LUCK at your next performance of MACBETH!

      You don't, by chance, write for the UNIX Fortune program, do you?

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    5. Re:Shakespeare by Etherwalk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But Saruman was washed away by Neptune's great ocean.

      Hahahah. Silly movie. He was defeated by the Ents...

      Although actually, his later death in the book was incredibly well done, with Frodo's words incredibly moving, even after the Scouring of the Shire, showing the profound hopefulness of the book--while perfectly catching and distilling the core of an audience response to Aristotelian tragedy.

      "No, Sam!" said Frodo, "Do not kill him even now. For he has not hurt me, And in any case I do not wish him to be slain in this evil mood. He was great once, of a noble kind that we should not dare to raise our hands against. He is fallen, and his cure is beyond us; but I would still spare him, in the hope that he may find it."

    6. Re:Shakespeare by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

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    7. Re:Shakespeare by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Actually, the most fun I've seen in parallels to LOTR is not in science, but in Shakespeare.

      You may want to read Norse mythology some time.

      Parts of it may seem strangely familiar.

    8. Re:Shakespeare by RDW · · Score: 1

      You may want to read Norse mythology some time.
      Parts of it may seem strangely familiar.

      Especially this bit, from Voluspa:

      There was Motsognir | the mightiest made
      Of all the dwarfs, | and Durin next;
      Many a likeness | of men they made,
      The dwarfs in the earth, | as Durin said.

      Nyi and Nithi, | Northri and Suthri,
      Austri and Vestri, | Althjof, Dvalin,
      Nar and Nain, | Niping, Dain,
      Bifur, Bofur, | Bombur, Nori,
      An and Onar, | Ai, Mjothvitnir.

      Vigg and Gandalf | Vindalf, Thrain,
      Thekk and Thorin, | Thror, Vit and Lit,
      Nyr and Nyrath,-- | now have I told--
      Regin and Rathsvith-- | the list aright.

      Fili, Kili, | Fundin, Nali,
      Heptifili, | Hannar, Sviur,
      Frar, Hornbori, | Fraeg and Loni,
      Aurvang, Jari, | Eikinskjaldi*.

      The race of the dwarfs | in Dvalin's throng
      Down to Lofar | the list must I tell;
      The rocks they left, | and through wet lands
      They sought a home | in the fields of sand.

      There were Draupnir | and Dolgthrasir,
      Hor, Haugspori, | Hlevang, Gloin,
      Dori, Ori, | Duf, Andvari,
      Skirfir, Virfir, | Skafith, Ai.

      *Oakenshield

      http://www.sacred-texts.com/ne...

    9. Re:Shakespeare by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      You don't, by chance, write for the UNIX Fortune program, do you?

      Yow!!!

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    10. Re:Shakespeare by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      Aahhhhh. Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends.

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  5. Article is total bilge water by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Just because most of the fans of lord of the rings are (claimed to be) scientists (no actual study was done) does not mean that most scientists are fans of lord of the rings.

    And honestly, lord of the rings stinks as a piece of literature. Give me a good sci-fi (or even not-so-good) any day.

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    1. Re:Article is total bilge water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And honestly, lord of the rings stinks as a piece of literature. Give me a good sci-fi (or even not-so-good) any day.

      Have to agree with this. For all the depth and breadth of the world building Tolkien did, the actual prose is incredibly dry and tedious.

    2. Re:Article is total bilge water by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      LOL ... heresy!! Turn in your nerd badge!! Burn the witch!

      Honestly though, you don't have to like Tolkien, but you also can't say anything about the modern fantasy genre without in some way referencing him ... wizards, elves, dwarves, hobbits, and dragons ... you either have these things in the idiom of Tolkien, or you consciously have them not in the idiom of Tolkien.

      But you can't have any of these things without either following his roadmap, or explicitly rejecting it. You certainly can't have those things independent of what he did.

      So, from D&D to Skyrim, and pretty much everything in between -- none of it happens without in some way referencing Tolkien.

      In that regards, the significance of his work is impossible to underestimate. The quality as literature at this point is overshadowed by it's significance as literature.

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    3. Re:Article is total bilge water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree it was a silly submission, but perhaps worth it just to see the food fight unfold on this particular thread.

    4. Re:Article is total bilge water by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Of course, no one else can say anything about hobbits. The Tolkien estate has sued in order to ensure that. Thus, we have "halflings". Good thing he didn't actually invent all those other terms, or it wouldn't have been possible to blatantly pillage all his ideas and package them as a game. I guess today it's been long enough that we can call it an *homage*.

      But to your point, absolutely. The world Tolkein created shaped our modern-day mythos of traditional fantasy. That is, his interpretations of elves and dwarves and wizards were quite new at the time, if you read older myths and legends about these entities, but are now viewed as archtypical. His works are now the standard by which every other fantasy is measured. And as you indicated, as with any other genre-defining work, there are plenty of nitpicks to be had about it, but it doesn't undermine it's importance as a literary classic.

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    5. Re:Article is total bilge water by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      The Bard's Tale - a pretty widely played RPG in the 1980's - had "hobbits." But I also doubt EA paid anything for its use of "Mongo" (Blazing Saddles) or any of the the ripped-off tunes in the software: everyone was just a lot less uptight then.

    6. Re:Article is total bilge water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burn the Heretic! I find it amusing that so many people believe: nerd iff Tolkein-fan.

      Yeah. I didn't care much for it either. I pretty much forced myself to read through the whole thing. To me, Elric of Melnibone was a far superior series. I've never really understood the Tolkein worship.

    7. Re:Article is total bilge water by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess that, more than anything, Bard's Tale was just lucky enough to slip under the radar. I don't think it happened because "everyone was a lot less uptight". Videogames were still very much a cottage industry back then, not the multi-billion dollar industry that today rivals Hollywood.

      Remember, D&D was famously forced to remove Hobbits and a few other Tolkein-specific terms, and this was back in the seventies.
           

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    8. Re:Article is total bilge water by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Elves and dwarves, and are from germanic legends, and first appear in Old English and Norse writings.

      The Brothers Grimm popularized dwarves long before Tolkien was born.

      Dragons have been present in legends around the world since antiquity.

      Tolkien can be credited with the modern concept of orcs, but the words orc and goblin are much older. Old English glossaries record the word OE orc corresponding with Latin Orcus (deity of the Underworld), and synonymous with thyrs "ogre", as well as "hell devil".

      Hobbits were really the only creatures completely invented by Tolkien, and they don't exist outside of his Middle Earth universe either, unlike all of the other pre-existing conceptual creatures.

      Fantasy has existed since antiquity, although conventionally it was labeled as religion or poetry. The Odyssey, Greek and Norse Mythology, Dante's Inferno, and many more both predate and laid a foundation for Tolkien. Many modern franchises may owe their existence to Tolkien, but the debt goes back further as well.

    9. Re:Article is total bilge water by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You're not understanding what I am saying.

      I am NOT saying Tolkien invented all of those things. I am saying, in the context of the fantasy genre, in which all of these things co-exist and have a specific relationship with one another ... that template is 100% based on Tolkien.

      At which point, people will write scenarios which are kind of mostly similar to what Tolkien wrote .. or they consciously reject Tolkien and then go against what he laid out.

      But if you write something which has humans, elves, dwarves, wizards and these other elements ... you do it either in homage to (ie being consistent with), or in opposition to (ie being explicitly different to) what Tolkien wrote.

      What you can't do is whip up a story involving these elements without Tolkien being an underlying influence -- either as something you accept or reject.

      But what we consider the modern fantasy genre simply cannot exist without Tolkien as a reference point. Because it was the first time these things all existed together.

      Tolkien most assuredly did not invent literature, or the epic saga, or many many other things. What he did do it put together a coherent world in which all of these creatures and things coexist ... and thereafter all things which are rooted in this kind of world are all forever judged as being relative to Tolkien.

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    10. Re:Article is total bilge water by RDW · · Score: 1

      And honestly, lord of the rings stinks as a piece of literature. Give me a good sci-fi (or even not-so-good) any day.

      Here's what one great SF author thinks about Tolkien's literary style:

      http://www.lordotrings.com/boo...

    11. Re:Article is total bilge water by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Honestly though, you don't have to like Tolkien, but you also can't say anything about the modern fantasy genre without in some way referencing him ... wizards, elves, dwarves, hobbits, and dragons ... you either have these things in the idiom of Tolkien, or you consciously have them not in the idiom of Tolkien.

      A pity that Tolkien didn't invent any of those - then his estate could sue the modern fantasy genre into non-existence, and nothing of value would be lost except Anne McCaffrey's works. :-)

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    12. Re:Article is total bilge water by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      That would presume that every writer actually read Tolkien - a very dubious assumption, since (a) there were plenty of writers who wrote fantasy before Tolkien wrote LotR, and (b) that many modern writers would even bother reading it. I bought the series on sale because of the hype, and after 50 pages put it down because it sucks pretty much on the same level as C. S. Lewis.

      Have I seen the movie? I walked into a relative's basement and after a minute I asked "What the heck is this anyway?" "Lord of the Rings." "No wonder it's so f-ed up. Bye!"

      Tolkien was a poor second-rate wannabe of HG Wells and Jules Verne, or if you want to go back a few centuries, Johnathan Swift.

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    13. Re:Article is total bilge water by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Tolkien was a poor second-rate wannabe of HG Wells and Jules Verne, or if you want to go back a few centuries, Johnathan Swift.

      Chalk is a second-rate cheese and oranges are rubbish apples. Honestly, Tolkien was working in a completely different genre from all of them. Wells and Verne wrote stories essentially exploring the effects of a single idea, and using them to reflect on society. Swift was a satirist, and everything was a reflection of us. Tolkien, in essence, simply wrote a story. The parallels to ourselves serve to make the story more comprehensible -- signposting, basically.

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    14. Re:Article is total bilge water by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      You must be a hoot at parties. Did you have to study how to slag off other people's hobbies or does it come naturally to you?

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    15. Re:Article is total bilge water by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am :-) This is not about people's hobbies - they're free to like Tolkien or not. But the group-think here is that anyone who agrees with me that Tolkien's LotR was not all that great better put their asbestos underwear on. Same as saying that Asimov was a level below the true great Sci-Fi authors (quantity doesn't replace quality, same as LoC is a poor software metric).

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  6. Compared to GoT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whose primary fans are bored housewives looking for a bodice-ripper novel, or LARP geeks who giggle at the idea of "smallclothes" or "moons blood". And tits. Can't have an HBO miniseries w/o tits.

    1. Re:Compared to GoT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whose primary fans are bored housewives looking for a bodice-ripper novel, or LARP geeks who giggle at the idea of "smallclothes" or "moons blood". And tits. Can't have an HBO miniseries w/o tits.

      "From the Earth to the Moon" and "Band of Brothers" suggest you can have an HBO mini-series with little, or no, exposure.

    2. Re:Compared to GoT by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Whose primary fans are bored housewives looking for a bodice-ripper novel, or LARP geeks who giggle at the idea of "smallclothes" or "moons blood". And tits. Can't have an HBO miniseries w/o tits.

      "From the Earth to the Moon" and "Band of Brothers" suggest you can have an HBO mini-series with little, or no, exposure.

      Band of Brothers had one scene of toplessness. I think The Pacific had maybe 3-4.

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  7. different strokes by HBI · · Score: 1

    LotR is a pretty good novel. People who crap on it mostly have trouble with archaic writing styles. It's a decent story, regardless. Certainly blows the whole suite of homage literature (Jordan, Martin et al.) out of the water, as well as most sci-fi.

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    1. Re:different strokes by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't so much crap on it. Overall, it was a very good set of novels. But there were definitely some pretty annoying things about it. My top three:

      1) All the singing in Fellowship.

      2) The structure of The Two Towers (Specifically: Tell the entire story of one half of the split group. Then go back in time and tell the entire story of the other half. Reader must pay obsessive detail to minutia in order to get the two halves time-synced.)

      3) Aragorn can't ever just tell anyone his name. It always has to be: "For I am Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, descendent of Isildur and heir of Elendil and the kingdom of Gondor; for behold, I hold the sword that was once broken and is now reforged." Gods. Can you imagine if Peter Jackson had subjected us to *that*? The movies would all be an extra half-hour long just to let strider introduce himself.

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    2. Re:different strokes by HBI · · Score: 1

      I agree with point 2. Book 4 (Sam and Frodo from Emyn Muil to Cirith Ungol) is the most difficult part to read for me, also. Tolkien also said it was the hardest for him to write. It is the point at which he broke off writing during WWII, only to pick it up again years later. It's just not as interesting as the rest.

      The singing was apropos of the Scandinavian peoples that Tolkien was so fond of. I think he was trying to create atmosphere. Similarly, the long list of titles that Aragorn made reference to is also atmospheric. Formal greetings amongst nobles in medieval times would follow similar lines.

      I think overall the singing and titles are something you have to adjust your mind to. Either you can, or you can't.

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    3. Re:different strokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have this nagging feeling that the link is not a direct one, but that the 'glue' between Tolkien and nerds is (A)D&D and the avalanche of digital RP games that were based on, or at least heavily inspired by Tolkien's middle-earth. For me personally, those were the parts I liked, about both the book and the movies. I say 'book' because I always stranded in the 2nd one, despite starting 3 times over with the first. It wasn't until the movies came out that I finally learned how the story ended.

      My admiration for Tolkien is mostly based on what he inspired, but his writing style never really spoke to me, too long-winded and bombastic to my tastes. Plus I am simply much more into hard sci-fi than fantasy, and there's so much to read and only so much time to do it in.

    4. Re:different strokes by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      Aragorn can't ever just tell anyone his name. ...

      It is not what you are used to. But that does not mean it is bad.
      The reason people read fantasy and SF is to spend some time in a -different- world.

  8. The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by HBI · · Score: 1

    More specifically, Manwe. If Manwe and Varda and the rest were to just solve all the problems for Middle-earth, you'd have no plot. Furthermore, if you were in their shoes, would you be all that interested in fixing all their problems? I know I don't even like doing that for my daughters. Also, they'd "laid down their guardianship of Arda" with the fall of Numenor. Strictly speaking, it wasn't their job to fix all problems anymore.

    Still, they did care about Middle-earth. So they sent five Istari - weaker spirits who were clothed in flesh and made to feel mortal cares and wants. They were intended to be messengers and encouragers of the good nature of the Free Peoples. They were forbidden to challenge Sauron's power directly. In extremis, one of their Istari could call on the Eagles of Manwe for assistance, as was done a few times during the novels. But any of the Istari calling on them to solve the problem by flying over Orodruin and dropping the Ring into it - I don't think they would have responded to that.

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    1. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The official answer is Tolkien acknowledged the Eagles as Deus Ex Machina in a fan letter...they were there to solve problems he wrote himself into a corner with, and that's all. He didn't mention them otherwise because it would only remind the reader of their plot-breaking existence.

      Story-wise, the Eagles might have helped. They might not have. They might have at least flown them over the mountains. They might have fallen under the spell of the Ring themselves given how prideful they were. It should have at least been addressed at the Council of Elrond, where Gandalf says something like "I asked Gwandir if the Eagles would help with the Ring, and he said they wouldn't get involved." Or, "I don't trust the Eagles to be so close to the Ring." Something, anything, would have helped here. As it is them not even being addressed as an option is a bad plot hole. We already know they were willing to go to Mordor at the end of the book to save Sam/Frodo so it's a plot hole as it stands.

    2. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by HBI · · Score: 2

      Admittedly, their helping at the end is *after* the Ring is destroyed and at the direct request of Gandalf, right?

      I don't think it's a really big plot hole. If that's a plot hole, why didn't Gandalf send a letter to Valinor along with some Exiles (who were leaving constantly) asking for another Host of the Vanyar and Maiar ala the breaking of Thangorodrim? The answer is "because he knew the answer: they would not come". Same with the Eagles.

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    3. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by HBI · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To further elaborate, Elrong makes direct reference to sending the Ring over the Sea. "And they who dwell beyond the Sea would not receive it: for good or ill it belongs to Middle-earth; it is for us who still dwell here to deal with it."

      The Eagles are representations of those who dwell beyond the Sea, Manwe in particular. Tolkien answered your question fully.

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    4. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you're saying no one else at the Council wouldn't mention the Eagles? Not even Gloin, who was at the Council AND had knowledge of their usefulness in the events of The Hobbit? They were throwing out desperate ideas like throwing it in the ocean and getting Tom Bombadil to carry it. SURELY someone other than Gandalf would have mentioned the Eagles, especially since that's how he got to the Council in the first place. it was an instant reminder of how useful they were.

    5. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I always assumed that they were just as corruptible as any other race (besides Hobbits I guess) so Gandalf didn't trust them. They also would be susceptible to being shot down with arrows/ballista/etc as well as interception from the Nazgul flying mounts. The hobbits were the only ones who could actually get into Mordor undetected. The eagles were certainly overused in the movies though and made the plot hole much more glaring.

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    6. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2

      The Eagles are representations of those who dwell beyond the Sea,

      Actually, most of them were born in the Midwest or Texas.

    7. Re:The Eagles are a manifestation of the Valar by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      i thought they were in philadelphia.

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  9. So ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    So, nerds like nerdy things, then? And such nerdyness leads to an affinity for nerdy things?

    Well, I'm totally shocked I tell you.

    This sounds like a fluff piece written to appeal to neither scientists nor nerds, and passed off as some great insight.

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  10. How appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That a troll should disparage LOTR.

    Slashdot is a shell of its former self. Even our trolls are less funny than they used to be. To paraphrase the parent, BarbaraHudson stinks as a troll. Give me a good Trollaxor (or even OOG_THE_CAVEMAN) any day.

    1. Re: How appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BarbaraHudson isn't a troll.

    2. Re: How appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever, Barbie

    3. Re: How appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not. Everyone else who's "not a troll" also has a network of sock-puppet accounts like Babs uses to vote up her daily drivel.

    4. Re: How appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, they MUST be a troll. Group-think couldn't function properly otherwise.

  11. Nonsense by metrix007 · · Score: 1

    It's precisely why I can't stand these books. I can't suspend my disbelief that middle earth exists, that magic exists, not the way they use or describe it.

    I would imagine more scientists get into comics, with even more detailed and well defined universe, often with rules that are consistent with our own or at least plausibly explained enough to suspend disbelief.

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    1. Re: Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, scientists are smart. You are not, despite your pretenses of grandeur. You're a nobody, get over it.

    2. Re: Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly he won't read these comments thanks to his pretentious signature and as such we can discuss his belief that gamma rays may give you magical powers and that a rocket-powered grappling hook with a questionable amount of cabling won't tear your arm off...

    3. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't read LOTR but you're happy to suspend your disbelief for X-Men, Superman, Daredevil etc?

      Well...okay.

    4. Re:Nonsense by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Nonsense

      It's precisely why I can't stand these books. I can't suspend my disbelief that middle earth exists, that magic exists, not the way they use or describe it.

      You do know there are other people on this planet who aren't you, right?

      I would imagine more scientists get into comics

      And I imagine that... well, you can make your own joke there. But it doesn't make it true.

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    5. Re: Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading comprehension much? "If you ignore ACs because they are anonymous - you're an idiot." He's railing against those that automatically dismiss ACs.

    6. Re:Nonsense by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Well, DUH.

      I posted an opinion to contrast against the story, which is nothing more than an opinion.

      I would almost guarantee that more scientists are into comics than fantasy set in a middle age type world, because one gets you thinking, the other is dumb entertainment that isn't even plausible.

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    7. Re:Nonsense by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's easier for me to suspend disbelief that a human could train himself up and become a vigilante with billions of dollars, or that aliens might have different physiologies that we perceive as powers as opposed to a bunch of fantasy creatures existing in a fantasy realm using fantasy forces none of which is remotely plausible.

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    8. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (posting AC because mod points)

      I'm with you metrix007 . There's so much good stuff out there, that I pretty much avoid anything in the "Fantasy" genre on purpose in order to spend more time with the "Science Fiction" side. There's more than enough to keep myself busy.

      The downside is that a lot of my friends are into the fantasy crap, which has relatively little grounding in reality or even theoretical scientific principles. I spend a lot of time waiting out their latest fad obsession. It takes sooo long for them to get tired of World-of-Warcrack or DOTA or whatever fantastical orcs-vs-goblins so they can spend time with me in the next StarCraft installment. Or I'd be tooling around in some vehicle or space simulator while watching Star Trek or Farscape or someday maybe even Babylon 5 while waiting for them to finish their binge of some random vampire or supernatural series.

      Not that I didn't give fantasy a chance... I enjoyed playing through Ultima Underworld and Ultima VII way back when. I didn't know who JRR Tolkien was at the time, but now I kind of realize how much of those worlds and Nethack and other stuff had "borrowed" heavily from LoTR and stuff. I tried reading through The Hobbit long ago, but couldn't get through all the singing. I think most of my friends had it read/performed to them by their parents or something.

      Anyway, I don't find it surprising that well-read peoples slip references to their stuff in their work. Just because LoTR happens to somehow be relatively popular doesn't make it "good". But I appreciate that "that world" exists. FWIW, most of my office's projects are named after HP Lovecraft elementals or Greek gods. It's nice to have more than one mythology.

      But the future's going to be built on sci-fi, and that's where I prefer to live. Even though most sci-fis end up being dystopias. But that's just a symptom of storytelling, and people who are afraid to grasp the power of technology.

    9. Re:Nonsense by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I would imagine more scientists get into comics, with even more detailed and well defined universe, often with rules that are consistent with our own or at least plausibly explained enough to suspend disbelief.

      Comics have historically been so poorly consistent internally that fans don't bat an eyelid at the biannual festival of Retconia, when the Mobius Mitten is donned in order to undo Galamuncher's attack on the third planet in the system Sol, incidentally raising some popular characters from the dead.

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    10. Re:Nonsense by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      ... none of which is remotely plausible.

      Study a bit of modern physics and electronics, and then say again what is plausable.

      Electricity is totally implausable, and I am an Electrical Engineer, so I know it.

    11. Re:Nonsense by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, studied. Thanks kiddo.

      Stuff in the DC universe is more plausible than stuff in the Marvel universe.

      Care to say something to dispute that specific claim?

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  12. Why "nerds" don't care? by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

    that though science and fantasy seem to be polar opposites, a Venn diagram of "scientists" and "Lord of the Rings fans" have a large overlap which could (lovingly!) be labeled "nerds."

    Now imagine this Venn diagram with one more set for "people who know the DIFFERENCE between polar opposites AND the DIFFERENCE between science and fantasy"... wouldn't that make a great Euler diagram for all the "stupid stories for nerds, stuff that really don't matter"?

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  13. Systemd cool or shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    discuss.

  14. Tolkien overexposure by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Informative

    I remember before the movies came out, that I wished more people could experience Lord of the Rings. It was just such an awesome book. I dreamed of the day the work would be known to everyone. Oh, don't get me wrong, lots of people knew LOTR back in the day, but it wasn't mainstream. I knew that if my dream were to come true, the real key would be overexposure. Hey, it's either that or stay a cult classic, right?

    Of course, today, my dream has been fulfilled. The movies were great. Lots of haters, but you know what? The director kept most of the themes intact, and that's what counts.

    The really ugly haters are on the literature side. The "literati" (LOL what a dumb name) are horrified by Tolkien because he shoves in their face the fact that they don't get to decide what literature is. The readers do. He reminds them that they are less and less relevant with each passing year, and they hate that.

    Tolkien stands in stark contrast to the socialist-leaning, Modernist, elitist literati that hate him so much. As Mingardi and Stagnaro have demonstrated, Tolkien understood that socialism was unworkable and made little distinction between "left" and "right" socialism. Shippey notes that the literary coterie that "ruled and defined English literature at least for a time, between the wars and after World War II⦠were committed modernists, upper class, often Etonians, often professed Communists, often extremely rich, well-entrenched as editors and reviewers in the literary columns." (p. 316) In another article, Mingardi and Stagnaro show that far from being a statist as so many of the literati were throughout the 20th century, Tolkien identified himself as an anarchist (of the private property sort, not the socialist, bomb-throwing sort).

    Furthermore, he commits a cultural/political crime that for our socialist literati is unforgivable. He likes the middle class and writes about them affectionately in the guise of the Hobbits. No sense of alienation! No sense of looking down on the middle class snootily from a lofty vantage point! Unforgivable!

    -- Why They Hate Tolkien, by Lew Rockwell

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    1. Re:Tolkien overexposure by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or, alternately, Lew Rockwell and others are poncy, pretentious literati who deem themselves the arbiters of what it and isn't true, and nobody gives a shit what they think?

      Tolkien himself said:

      I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history â" true or feignedâ" with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.

      So, maybe the people who are saying "it is or it isn't this" are largely full of shit?

      (Which, I think, is what you said in your last paragraph before the quote).

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    2. Re:Tolkien overexposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Show me one person who is an upper-class Etonian modernist professed communist editor/reviewer of a literary column, and I will eat my hat.

    3. Re:Tolkien overexposure by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      If nobody gives a shit what they think, why'd you spend a bunch of words attempting to deflate what they said? Did that sting? Methinks he doth protest too much.

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    4. Re:Tolkien overexposure by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Or, alternatively, because I think people saying LoTR was about socialism, or the left/right, or whatever -- to be largely bullshit by academics making claims about Tolkien which may or may not be founded in reality.

      It's like art people sitting around discussing the metaphysical and cultural significance of a can of shit. I find most of this stuff to be something you could generate by algorithm, which means I tend to view it as meaningless drivel and fluff.

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    5. Re:Tolkien overexposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The user of the word "hater", used to describe anyone that doesn't share your opinion, makes you sound like you're in middle school...

  15. Rock climbers too by Ron+Goodman · · Score: 1

    Look in at a climbing guide to any of the major areas of the northeast and you'll find all kinds of references to the LOR.

    1. Re:Rock climbers too by plopez · · Score: 2

      At least in my experience there seems to be a large overlap between climbers, Co. Sci. peeps, and Mathematicians.

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  16. Fancy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must be the odd guy - I am a scientist, and couldn't care less about The Lord of the Rings. In fact, my worst cinematic experience took place when watching the last LotR movie (dragged in by my wife): in the last three quarters of an hour it seems to be on the verge of ending six or seven times - only to pick up anew every time. I couldn't wait to get out of there.

    1. Re:Fancy that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real science is about exploring the unknown - which requires humility and persistence: admitting you're wrong and trying again. The major themes in the LOTR books are the importance of humility and persistence and exploring (and eventually understanding) the unknown. There's also quite a bit about leadership issues that could be taken as a commentary on academic power structures.

      But most of that was lost from the movies - which were mostly just big long fight sequences. Don't judge a book by it's movie. :)

  17. Many Scientists Also Believe in God by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Scientists are in fact capable of liking and enjoying works of fiction and fantasy, such as Lord of the Rings, or the Bible.

    1. Re:Many Scientists Also Believe in God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. That proves they're stupid and hate us. As usual, those xians want us to die. That is the way of their kind. That is why they're trying to push more government control with their scams. They hate us.

  18. Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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  19. Tolkien saw realistic trees in his imagination. by hey! · · Score: 1

    By this I mean if you asked a typical person to picture a tree in his mind, he'd picture a green blob on a brown stick sticking up out of flat green space. Tolkien is the kind of person who'd picture an individual specimen of a specific species of tree growing in a place with unique and describable topography. And the concreteness with which he imagines this kind of thing shows in his writing.

    When I was young I read and re-read Lord of the Rings for the magic. Forty years later, I re-read Lord of the Rings for the landscape. You can often orient yourself in a Tolkien scene; do a mental walk through imagining the slope of the land and smell kicked up by the damp grass and heather. There's nobody who writes landscape like Tolkien.

    If you're a careful reader -- alright, an obsessive reader -- you can correlate scenes in different plot threads in time by the appearance of the sky and particularly by the phase of the moon. So you know what's happening to Merry and Pippin when we're in a Three Hunters scene, or how far along Frodo and Sam are inMordor during the Battle of the Pellenor Fields. That's a degree of attention lavished on detail beyond any reasonable marketing justification; it must have added years to the drafting of the manuscript. It's not even apparent until you've read the book a half dozen times or more.

    That sense of exploring the details of a real scene in space and time would be familiar to any naturalist.

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    1. Re:Tolkien saw realistic trees in his imagination. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " if you asked a typical person to picture a tree in his mind, he'd picture a green blob on a brown stick sticking up out of flat green space. Tolkien is the kind of person who'd picture an individual specimen of a specific species of tree growing in a place with unique and describable topography" I'm not sure your information on general psychology is accurate, or appropriate.

    2. Re:Tolkien saw realistic trees in his imagination. by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure your information on general psychology is accurate, or appropriate.

      I've taught tree identification to scouts and scout leaders. I can say from experience that people do not consciously see details, even if they're looking at a specimen right in front of them. It's as if their conscious perception stops as soon as their brain dredges up the word "tree". You can tell a typical person to look at a tree for a minute, then have them turn their back and describe it. What you get, even after you instructed them to look *carefully* at the tree, isn't much more specific than "green blob on a brown stick", and sometimes the stick is is really gray, not brown.

      The power of verbal labels to shut down observation is profound. Anything that isn't broadleaf tends to be a "pine", even though pine, fir, spruce, etc. look a heck of a lot less like each other than a oak and Norway maple. It's like someone could't tell the difference between an opossum and a house cat. Most peoples' sense for the shape of a tree is extremely crude; they'll recall extreme shape like an arbor vitae, but they won't see the shape difference between a red maple (globular) and a Japanese maple (spreading).

      You have to train yourself to actually see things. It takes conscious effort at first. Sketching or writing detailed verbal descriptions helps.

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    3. Re:Tolkien saw realistic trees in his imagination. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      You have to train yourself to actually see things. It takes conscious effort at first. Sketching or writing detailed verbal descriptions helps.

      Unfortunately, until you HAVE trained yourself to see things, you're blind to the gaps in your perception. It was an eye-opener to me how my perception of bicycles changed once I started cycling seriously and studying components and frame geometry.

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    4. Re:Tolkien saw realistic trees in his imagination. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      The human mind codes memory by keying to the items already in memory. If your memory does not include the needed items, it will use similar ones or just "not see" them.

      You are describing the "not see" problem. But the keying to similar items is even worse, sometimes. We can remember things that were never there! Or that were quite different.

  20. so far so good by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    An awful lot of scientists (at least us old guys) like Asimov & Heinlein and various other scifi authors who gave us all sorts of words which have graduated to general useage. (not to mention, say "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor" and "reverse the polarity")

    OTOH, I shudder to think that maybe in 50 years someone will write "all scientists love GoT and name things after the characters."

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    1. Re:so far so good by mjwx · · Score: 1

      "reverse the polarity"

      Not sure about the 24th century, but if you asked an engineer today if he put the batteries in the right way around you'd like get a punch in the head captain or not.

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  21. Astronomy students... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...need a hook to be intersted in science? Really? Central Connecticut State University must suck a lot.

    1. Re:Astronomy students... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> Astronomy students need a hook to be intersted in science?

      General education, basketweaving and social science majors hoping to dink through a 100-level science elective on their way to an $20K annual salary need a hook to be interested in science.

      There - fixed that for you!

  22. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Tolkein was a Christian I would have thought that the humanist scientists would hate him and his books. I am sure that Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson hate him.

    http://atheism.about.com/od/cslewisnarnia/a/jrrtolkein.htm

    1. Re:Interesting by plopez · · Score: 1

      No he wasn't. He was Roman Catholic. Which not a Christian in the view of many fundamentalists.

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    2. Re:Interesting by RDW · · Score: 1

      Because Tolkein was a Christian I would have thought that the humanist scientists would hate him and his books. I am sure that Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson hate him.

      "Three very large persons sitting round a very large fire of beech-logs. They were toasting mutton on long spits of wood, and licking the gravy off their fingers. There was a fine toothsome smell. Also there was a barrel of good drink at hand, and they were drinking out of jugs. But they were trolls. Obviously trolls. Even Bilbo, in spite of his sheltered life, could see that: from the great heavy faces of them, and their size, and the shape of their legs, not to mention their language, which was not drawing-room fashion at all, at all."

    3. Re:Interesting by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Most Christians are not true Christians in the view of fundamentalist Christians.
      Most Muslims are not true Muslims in the view of fundamentalist Muslims.
      Most Jews are not true Jews in the view of fundamentalist Jews.
      Most socialists are not true socialists in the view of fundamentalist socialists.
      Hell, you could probably even find a cadre of fundamentalist librarians who decry most librarians as meer "library workers" if you look hard enough.

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    4. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he wasn't. He was Roman Catholic. Which not a Christian in the view of many weirdo cultists.

      FTFY

  23. Bree Creek Quandrangle by Ranbot · · Score: 1

    If you had a structural geology class in the last 15 years there's a good chance you spent many hours with the Bree Creek Quadrangle exercises.

  24. It's mythology void of religious superstition. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    To me there's no question of why smart people like LOTR: It's mythology completely void of superstition and inflated superimposed real-world meaning. Which makes it every more and a million times more beautyful than anything abrahamic or other book-religions have to offer.

    You can read LOTR, dive into the very first, very detailed completely fantasy world, with own languages and glyphs, poetry a huge history and lot's more with out it being degraded and shoehorned into real-world implications. Everyone know's it's made up - you don't have to debate knuckleheads who insist the fiery caverns of Mordor are below our feet and we have to pray to the allmighty Elrond so he and his army of Elves protect us when the end is nigh or any other sort of bullshit. ... At least not today. Who knows what's waiting 2000 years down the line. Imagine civilisation degenerating and only LOTR surviving. Some clergy smart-ass would hijack that two or three centuries down the line - "do as I tell and pay your taxes our you won't get into Minas-Tirit when you die" ... any power-monger would be stupid not to. ... Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.

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    1. Re:It's mythology void of religious superstition. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, I didn't know people could talk like this unless they were stoned at the time.

  25. Occam's razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe scientists are fans of thoughtful, well-written literature? Just sayin.

  26. *rimshot by HBI · · Score: 1

    You'll be here all week, right?

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    1. Re:*rimshot by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      Try the veal.

  27. Some love it so much they retell it by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

    Kiril Yeskov wrote The Last Ring-Bearer from the premise that "history is written by the victors" and that, perhaps, Lord of the Rings was propaganda written by the victors of the War of the RIng.

    1. Re:Some love it so much they retell it by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      The book was good, but the spy story was way too long.

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  28. Language got me by plopez · · Score: 1

    For me it was the use of language. Te archaic but lyrical English and the appendices. After I had read it the first time, I think I was 11 or 12, I read the appendices and suddenly I realized huge feat and amount of effort he put into the work. Both in the backstory and in the linguistics. It was eye opening.

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  29. test for IT workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone applying for an IT job of some sort, especially programmers, ask them about Tolkien. If they don't know/like Tolkien, they are either brogrammers, H1Bs or just idiots. That is how you hire yourself a good geek.

  30. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is surprising why? Many scientist/engineer/technical types got their start reading SF&F.

  31. Scientists by flopsquad · · Score: 1

    students, teachers, scientists, or psychologists

    Psychologists are social scientists, you insensitive clod!

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  32. multiple source stories liek the Bible by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Genesis and The Flood were two interwoven stories with different numbers and points of view. Toklein wrote some old childrens stories intergrated imperfectly. Come on, he took over 30 years and 2000 pages, two world wars and time out for teaching. Tokelins oldest son Christopher published 14 books of rough drafts and back stories fro his father's notes.

  33. but they intervene in The Hobbit by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I had to reread that chapter after seeing the movie. The Hobbit was written (1930s) in the middle of writing the Lord of the Rings (1910s-1950s) , before the Big Story was all fleshed out.

  34. there will be remakes and interpretations by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Any great legend has that. Jackson had certain limitations and views.

  35. techies like detailed backstories by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I never got into Star Wars as much because it had less of a backstory than other scifi universes and felt "hollow".

  36. Rationalization by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    Honesty, the nerd tendency to reject the statement "but at the end of the day we know we're rationalizing it" is sad, pathetic, hilarious, and fascinating.

    Actually, that would be a really interesting study--self-awareness of rationalization. I bet you could tie it in in a useful way with learned intentional decision-making and self-improvement. It's an interesting question what the overlap to the nerd and geek communities are, but those communities are not clearly defined so you've got a whole field to build up. I wonder what studies have been done already... mmm...

  37. Scientist here - found LOTR to be extremely boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't even bother reading to the end. The films were OK. Hobbit was a much better book.

  38. Bombadil by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    But Gandalf calls Treebeard "the oldest of all living things" and Celeborn calls him "Eldest".

    And it was said of Bombadil:

    'But in any case,' said Glorfindel, `to send the Ring to him would only postpone the day of evil. He is far away. We could not now take it back to him, unguessed, unmarked by any spy. And even if we could, soon or late the Lord of the Rings would learn of its hiding place and would bend all his power towards it. Could that power be defied by Bombadil alone? I think not. I think that in the end, if all else is conquered, Bombadil will fall, Last as he was First; and then Night will come.'

  39. Next Part Of This Movie by Angeli+Verma · · Score: 1

    It was a nice movie,I found some part Dubbed in Hindi on http://onlinemoviewatchs.com/ If someone know more about other part in Hindi please let me know so i can watch !!