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NFL Releases Deflategate Report

_xeno_ writes: You may remember back in February that Slashdot covered the NFL asking Columbia University for help investigating Deflategate, a scandal where the New England Patriots were caught deflating their footballs in order to make them easier to catch. The Patriots claimed this was simply a result of the weather, while their opponents disagreed. Well, it's been months, but we finally have our answer: the balls were, in fact, knowingly deflated by the Patriots (to no one's surprise). And while science can explain a little deflation, it cannot explain the amount of deflation seen during the game. Which isn't stopping Boston fans from attacking the science. The report stops short of certainty, though, concluding rather that deliberate underinflation was "more likely than not." Not everyone agrees that a conspiracy is necessary to account for the measured pressure readings.

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  1. Boston fans... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

    No surprise they can't understand science. Have you met the average football fan?

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  2. Re:Can we please stop tacking -gate on to the end. by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's time to put a stop to it, too. We need to organize. #gategate

  3. Re:Older = more experience by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The difference between (+5, Insightful) and (-1, Offtopic) is knowing which thread you're posting on. ;P

  4. Re:Game balls by Dog-Cow · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... as them flavoring one team over the other.

    Butterscotch, please.

  5. Re:Older = more experience by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not only experience.

    Some of the old dudes also lift heavier tasks that might be to abstract for the kid.

    But there is balance between flexibility of younger employees and the greater salary of seasoned employees.

    It depends a lot on what your company does.

    Well, dammit, I clicked the wrong one again. Can one of you kids get over here and show me how to delete this post and put it on the right thread showing that old people know how to use computers as well as young ones?